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Part two of you walked into a room
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"Hi .Is this your room ? "Yes, please come on in | |||
"Where did he go to? X" Fancy a bevie or two? | |||
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"Where did he go to? X Fancy a bevie or two?" I think I'm rather overdressed | |||
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"What's on the menu tonight?" Just you on the bed | |||
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"For fucks sake, you again!!" How good is your foxtrot? | |||
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"Do you want to wrestle?" I've got the baby oil | |||
"For fucks sake, you again!! How good is your foxtrot?" My horizontal tango is better  | |||
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"Ill help you lube up x " Sliding on a slippy pole | |||
"Ill help you lube up x "  lube me up for what?  | |||
"For fucks sake, you again!! How good is your foxtrot?" Not better than my tango | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 01/01/19 17:06:45]" Can we try that again? | |||
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"1..2..3..4..Gangbang ?" Bend over and relax darlin | |||
"1..2..3..4..Gangbang ? Bend over and relax darlin" Can I stay the night?  | |||
"1..2..3..4..Gangbang ? Bend over and relax darlin" your job to bend over ... | |||
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"lets make it quick then " One pump, two pumps, cum | |||
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"Prove it then " Can I fuck your missus | |||
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"Prove it then " Meet me and I will  | |||
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"You need help drying off x" Our paths crossed at last | |||
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"Length or Girth thought women ?" 12 inches, spicy vegetarian pizza | |||
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"Length or Girth thought women ? 12 inches, spicy vegetarian pizza" Deep pan or Itallian ? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 01/01/19 18:45:37]" Where have you been hiding? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 01/01/19 18:45:37]" Oohh you nothing like your pictures!  | |||
"[Removed by poster at 01/01/19 18:45:37] Oohh you nothing like your pictures! "Oohh is a noise, not a word btw | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 01/01/19 18:45:37] Oohh you nothing like your pictures! "haha love this one !! | |||
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"Its all gone quiet now x" let's make some noise then  | |||
"Its all gone quiet now x" You wont be quiet long  | |||
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"Lol. Thanks "keep those orgasms coming baby | |||
"Lol. Thanks "which room are we meeting in | |||
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"Excuse me, this the Queue? " Is that washing dry yet? | |||
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"Room for one more here ?" Not with me, sorry mate | |||
"Room for one more here ? Not with me, sorry mate" Take the bins out love | |||
"Room for one more here ? Not with me, sorry mate" Do you come here often? | |||
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"Room for one more here ? Not with me, sorry mate Do you come here often?" Come sit on my lap | |||
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"Do you always walk backwards?" how can I serve you | |||
"Do you always walk backwards?" I arrived can I walk in xx | |||
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"Learn how to count first" Do I smell? Nobody’s here | |||
"Learn how to count first Do I smell? Nobody’s here" Get a wash, you stink | |||
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"What you doing in Scotland? " Off to see the Cairngorms | |||
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"They were winking at me "They were wanking for me | |||
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"Part two. You walk in a room. And you find the user above there. Only using FIVE words ONLY. What do you say to them? Example; Handsome what’s on the menu?" Then it begins ...those needles and pins Sorry, couldn't resist (searchers 1963) | |||
"They were winking at me "Don't blame them x | |||
"They were winking at me
Don't blame them x "Another one who can’t count | |||
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"Give the guy a break "I can't count sorry lol | |||
"Give the guy a break "Jeez, Another bloody gobby scouser | |||
"Give the guy a break
Jeez, Another bloody gobby scouser "Where the hell is Weat?  | |||
"Give the guy a break
Jeez, Another bloody gobby scouser
Where the hell is Weat? "Black, no sugar please darling. | |||
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"Another drink or another fuck?" Forget the drink Mr Bear | |||
"Another drink or another fuck? Forget the drink Mr Bear" I'll hold your drink minx | |||
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"I won’t have words. I’ll have a mouth full of cock " Don’t speak with your mouthful | |||
"I won’t have words. I’ll have a mouth full of cock Don’t speak with your mouthful " Respect The Queen , young man! | |||
"I won’t have words. I’ll have a mouth full of cock Don’t speak with your mouthful Respect The Queen , young man!" I would wank franticly | |||
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"Fancy a trip to Lidl? "Turn around and lock the door.. | |||
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"Sarah the shower is ready;-)" Are you saying I smell? xx | |||
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"Heavenly. Now fucking bend over " Scratch that itch more discreetly | |||
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"That tshirt needs removing fast.. " Back that gorgeous ass up! | |||
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"Fancy meeting you here lady! "Looking sexy in your stockings | |||
"Fancy meeting you here lady!
Looking sexy in your stockings"Give _iamondcougar her stockings back | |||
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"I'm hungry, what's for dinner? "I Know What I want | |||
"I'm hungry, what's for dinner?
I Know What I want
"She’s hidden her profile though | |||
"I'm hungry, what's for dinner?
I Know What I want
She’s hidden her profile though "Not for me Thank you | |||
