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Room with the user above
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You walk in a room. And you find the user above there.
Only using five words. What do you say to them?
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Handsome what’s on the menu? |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Let me shave your pubes. |
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By *ackb85Man
over a year ago
Newmarket |
"Who the fuck are you?!"
Can I please be next  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who’s that lady your with?"
That's a fucking huge cock... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who’s that lady your with?
That's a fucking huge cock..."
Where are the other 77? |
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"Who’s that lady your with?
That's a fucking huge cock...
Where are the other 77? "
They’re waiting on your boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm yours for the night!"
Ooops sorry thought you were someone else there for a minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm yours for the night!
Ooops sorry thought you were someone else there for a minute "
Why is your profile hidden? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm yours for the night!
Ooops sorry thought you were someone else there for a minute "
Who the fuck said that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm yours for the night!
Ooops sorry thought you were someone else there for a minute
Who the fuck said that?"
Hiding in the cupboard too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm yours for the night!
Ooops sorry thought you were someone else there for a minute
Who the fuck said that?
Hiding in the cupboard too?"
Run, but you can’t hide |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, opened the wrong door"
I must be in hell |
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‘The Seagulls follow the trawler.....’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm yours for the night!
Ooops sorry thought you were someone else there for a minute
Why is your profile hidden?"
Because I don’t want you to fall in love at first sight and stalk me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn walked into a sausagefest"
How do you like your sausages ? |
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"Damn walked into a sausagefest
How do you like your sausages ? "
Great Scott! It’s a woman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm yours for the night!
Ooops sorry thought you were someone else there for a minute
Why is your profile hidden?
Because I don’t want you to fall in love at first sight and stalk me "
I promise I won't stalk you if you let me see your profile, can't promise i won't fall in love / lust at first sight though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, you are here too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make me some food Chef !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make me some food Chef !! "
lets go on fab dude
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make me some food Chef !! lets go on fab dude"
I'm already here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What are you cooking chef? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A welsh lass called Lisa  "
Shame she’s not welsh lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A welsh lass called Lisa
Shame she’s not welsh lol "
Come here im not done  |
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"A welsh lass called Lisa
Shame she’s not welsh lol
Come here im not done "
Come here when you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A welsh lass called Lisa
Shame she’s not welsh lol
Come here im not done
Come here when you are "
Bend over infront that mirror |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
[Removed by poster at 30/12/18 07:56:56] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cat got your tongue Lisa "
Well... that's quite a staus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cat got your tongue Lisa
Well... that's quite a staus"
fancy being lifted onto me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See you in Manchester then?
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"What a divine arse Madame "
Ah thank you, almost as edible as your beautiful breasts xx |
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"What a divine arse Madame
Ah thank you, almost as edible as your beautiful breasts xx"
That's ten words!  |
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"What a divine arse Madame
Ah thank you, almost as edible as your beautiful breasts xx
That's ten words! "
Put them in my mouth
xx |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"What a divine arse Madame
Ah thank you, almost as edible as your beautiful breasts xx
That's ten words!
Put them in my mouth
xx"
Oh a furry burr plug |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a divine arse Madame
Ah thank you, almost as edible as your beautiful breasts xx
That's ten words!
Put them in my mouth
xx
Oh a furry burr plug "
Oh that’s round and soft |
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"leave the red dress on"
Aye up chuck, fancy a pint of ale |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 30/12/18 16:52:07] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that a real aubergine?
V x"
Dont deep fry the marsbar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fusspot, is this room acceptable? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 30/12/18 18:14:06] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you order bigger pants? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you order bigger pants? "
Sorry got the wrong room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shut up and get hoovering , the duster is over there , will wait for the next one ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to have sex 
Wrong site? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is wife ready for me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 30/12/18 21:31:53] |
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"Is wife ready for me?"
Fuck her deep and hard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I join please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven’t finished yet wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good evening Sir, did you see any g ? Tx bye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry. wont tell your mrs |
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"Sorry. wont tell your mrs"
Put your man sausage away |
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Sorry, did jessicaXY just passby? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Except cooking what else can you do ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello dear chap , twister time ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello dear chap , twister time ? "
As long as it is not naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Except cooking what else can you do ? "
Erm, knowing how to count |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No. That was last night. When I passed by |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hello x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry too choosy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give a girl a break lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No rest for the wicked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you seen my coat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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can hang mine on that while I go out and it is rude to point |
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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago
Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish) |
"WOW, those legs are incredible" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look what we have here"
Dammit you only do socials |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look what we have here
Dammit you only do socials "
Nock nock I am here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No entry here buddy no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I examine your tattoos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Both of you are hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let’s just have a drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please. Mine is a beer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bend over jilly |
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"I'm yours for the night!
Ooops sorry thought you were someone else there for a minute
Why is your profile hidden?
Because I don’t want you to fall in love at first sight and stalk me
I promise I won't stalk you if you let me see your profile, can't promise i won't fall in love / lust at first sight though..."
Some can't count to five |
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"I'm yours for the night!
Ooops sorry thought you were someone else there for a minute
Why is your profile hidden?
Because I don’t want you to fall in love at first sight and stalk me
I promise I won't stalk you if you let me see your profile, can't promise i won't fall in love / lust at first sight though...
Some can't count to five"
Please make me a hat |
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"Form an orderly queue lads  "
You missed the I and the E out, silly you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bend over the bed jilly "
Good evening Mr good evening Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happy New Year, Champagne anyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Show us your trunks Bear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show us your trunks Bear "
Could you undo the knot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show us your trunks Bear
Could you undo the knot?"
With my teeth ok poppet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show us your trunks Bear
Could you undo the knot?
With my teeth ok poppet?"
That’s just perfect Posh Girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice tux, so where is monepenny? |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Polar bear? Penguin more like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ewe Penguins are rank man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ewe Penguins are rank man!"
Is that bow clip on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who you blowing kisses at? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who you blowing kisses at?"
Right, get them off Miss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is the exit please?!!
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Mind if I join you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is the exit please?!!
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have u seen my wife ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's tied up over there |
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"She's tied up over there"
Fancy a game of Kerplunk? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's tied up over there
Fancy a game of Kerplunk?"
What about naked twister ladies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's tied up over there
Fancy a game of Kerplunk?"
No but up for charades |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's tied up over there
Fancy a game of Kerplunk?
No but up for charades "
Hmmmm is it a film? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must be a Northern thing |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Wow I've struck the jackpot"
Lost your shirt more like
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Think you've lost your pants x"
Wish you'd loose yours too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You should have sunbathed naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you go cook im going in here to this hot babe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's more than five words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's more than five words"
Lets me devour you now |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
Deep in the New Forest |
"That's more than five words"
No words needed.. I'm yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's more than five words
No words needed.. I'm yours "
Lose the jeans. Enough said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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check out those pj bottoms |
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"No mate, This is Sparta. "
You peel and I'll chop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was just passing and ...  |
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Help me, she’s gonna chop........ arrrrrggrghhhh *screams loudly* |
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"Help me, she’s gonna chop........ arrrrrggrghhhh *screams loudly*"
It's only a little scratch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What world is this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dunno Boss but I’m leaving |
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"Dunno Boss but I’m leaving "
Stay and I'll kiss you.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dunno Boss but I’m leaving
Stay and I'll kiss you.."
Now there’s an interesting thought.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dunno Boss but I’m leaving
Stay and I'll kiss you.."
New Years bang for you |
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"Dunno Boss but I’m leaving
Stay and I'll kiss you.. New Years bang for you "
Do you like new pic? |
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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago
huddersfield |
Would love new pics stunning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dunno Boss but I’m leaving
Stay and I'll kiss you.. New Years bang for you
Do you like new pic?"
Uh huh very much so |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Room is getting crowded init"
What ya cooking for me? |
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