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What makes the person above a crap shag...
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over a year ago
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"He isn’t really a star :-/
Hmm she gets so nervous she starts hiding in her own house.."
Get so nervous I hide behind my front door and peek through the peepyhole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He isn’t really a star :-/
Hmm she gets so nervous she starts hiding in her own house..
Get so nervous I hide behind my front door and peek through the peepyhole "
Quiet as a mouse during sex  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He isn’t really a star :-/
Hmm she gets so nervous she starts hiding in her own house..
Get so nervous I hide behind my front door and peek through the peepyhole
Quiet as a mouse during sex "
Keeps his cycling shorts on :/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He isn’t really a star :-/
Hmm she gets so nervous she starts hiding in her own house..
Get so nervous I hide behind my front door and peek through the peepyhole
Quiet as a mouse during sex "
Does that weird thing with hamsters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He isn’t really a star :-/
Hmm she gets so nervous she starts hiding in her own house..
Get so nervous I hide behind my front door and peek through the peepyhole
Quiet as a mouse during sex
Keeps his cycling shorts on :/"
Hasn't shagged me..... yet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He just doesn't remove his hand from his part.
He sneezes on the partners ass during doggy!
Will only cum if I do an impression of Jimmy cranky"
Her narcolepsy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He just doesn't remove his hand from his part.
He sneezes on the partners ass during doggy!
Will only cum if I do an impression of Jimmy cranky
Her narcolepsy"
Only gets it up if I make him bark like a dog :/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He just doesn't remove his hand from his part.
He sneezes on the partners ass during doggy!
Will only cum if I do an impression of Jimmy cranky
Her narcolepsy
Only gets it up if I make him bark like a dog :/"
Is like shagging a piece of wood ......
Only joking lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He just doesn't remove his hand from his part.
He sneezes on the partners ass during doggy!
Will only cum if I do an impression of Jimmy cranky
Her narcolepsy
Only gets it up if I make him bark like a dog :/"
She only wants to shag if she can put Barbra Streisand on while you you're in action |
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"He just doesn't remove his hand from his part.
He sneezes on the partners ass during doggy!
Will only cum if I do an impression of Jimmy cranky
Her narcolepsy
Only gets it up if I make him bark like a dog :/
Is like shagging a piece of wood ......
Only joking lol
X"
He asked me to call him daddy |
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"He just doesn't remove his hand from his part.
He sneezes on the partners ass during doggy!
Will only cum if I do an impression of Jimmy cranky
Her narcolepsy
Only gets it up if I make him bark like a dog :/
Is like shagging a piece of wood ......
Only joking lol
X
He asked me to call him daddy "
Has a curious proclivity for reciting Shakespeare during the act which is a tad unnerving  |
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"He just doesn't remove his hand from his part.
He sneezes on the partners ass during doggy!
Will only cum if I do an impression of Jimmy cranky
Her narcolepsy
Only gets it up if I make him bark like a dog :/
Is like shagging a piece of wood ......
Only joking lol
X
He asked me to call him daddy
Has a curious proclivity for reciting Shakespeare during the act which is a tad unnerving "
Likes to try and breastfeed women before the act, hasn’t successfully pulled this off yet... |
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"He just doesn't remove his hand from his part.
He sneezes on the partners ass during doggy!
Will only cum if I do an impression of Jimmy cranky
Her narcolepsy
Only gets it up if I make him bark like a dog :/
Is like shagging a piece of wood ......
Only joking lol
X
He asked me to call him daddy
Has a curious proclivity for reciting Shakespeare during the act which is a tad unnerving
Likes to try and breastfeed women before the act, hasn’t successfully pulled this off yet... "
 I’m so close to success though - I can feel it in me bones - manly lactation is nearly within my grasp.... |
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"He just doesn't remove his hand from his part.
He sneezes on the partners ass during doggy!
Will only cum if I do an impression of Jimmy cranky
Her narcolepsy
Only gets it up if I make him bark like a dog :/
Is like shagging a piece of wood ......
Only joking lol
X
He asked me to call him daddy
Has a curious proclivity for reciting Shakespeare during the act which is a tad unnerving
Likes to try and breastfeed women before the act, hasn’t successfully pulled this off yet... "
Refuses point blank to suckle at my breast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When asked to talk dirty he said ‘mucky tea towels’, ‘filthy sheets’, dirty floors....
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I was hoping for a blowjob but her lips were stuck together with lippy. At least she was quiet |
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"When asked to talk dirty he said ‘mucky tea towels’, ‘filthy sheets’, dirty floors....
I was hoping for a blowjob but her lips were stuck together with lippy. At least she was quiet "
Ooooh you monkey..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She changed her mind last minute.
Kept asking me 'have we started yet?'
His body’s too good!
Everyone knows gym bunnies are too busy looking in the mirror at their abs to be a decent shag!  "
Ceiling mirror will be fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Refuses to remove her jacket never mind anything else unless you pole dance for her  "
Insisted on stlicking Foxes Glacier Mints up my arse claiming they make you last longer- we all know that it was Trebor mints that did that though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Insists on singing random operatic arias as an integral part of foreplay.
Demands a cheer and insists on a round of applause before performing a medley of fifties rockabilly. |
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"Can't give a blowjob to save her life!
Got his dick stuck in jar of sweets
Still looking for his cock in the magnifying glass"
Spends more time concentrating of Tensing his abs to see if he has any |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too stunning to look at, forgot to actually have a jiggy!
Flirts with other women on fab during sex..
Teases but no touching!"
Sexually frustrating but no release.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too stunning to look at, forgot to actually have a jiggy!
Flirts with other women on fab during sex..
Teases but no touching!
Sexually frustrating but no release.."
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