John is somewhat bored one day so decides to scientifically gauge the elasticity of his scrotum.
With this entirely honourable feat in mind, he firstly measures it loosely between his legs with a ruler. He takes note of the resulting measurement as 3.7 inches. Next John ties one end of a rope to his nads whilst attaching the other end to a lamppost (fortuitously, no one is around at the time).
John then proceeds to lean back as far as possible.....
Grimacing in abject discomfort, yet persevering in the good name of science, John takes his ruler again and measures the length to which his scrotum has stretched.
He is intrigued to observe a measurement of a whopping 8.4 inches before he is suddenly stricken with not inconsiderable consternation as a loud tearing sound accompanies his ballsack (bollocks and all!) ripping clean off and rendering him an instant eunuch.
(Don’t try this at home folks!)
Anyway, as a percentage, how much longer did John’s scrotum stretch to before it’s untimely demise?
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