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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He's gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He's gone"

Thank fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least he can check outta the hotel

wouldn't fancy his bill though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who?

Jose Mourinho of Manchester United

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm available for the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who?

Jose Mourinho of Manchester United

She knows maybe, she knows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who?

Jose Mourinho of Manchester United

Ahh okay, I thought it was a member in here

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

I just started a topic also so might as well use this one as no point in have 2 of them!

It was the right thing to do as he had lost the dressing room.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who?

Jose Mourinho of Manchester United

Ahh okay, I thought it was a member in here

He may well be on here

he's been living away from home for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's gone"

Noooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just started a topic also so might as well use this one as no point in have 2 of them!

It was the right thing to do as he had lost the dressing room."

Long overdue, why they gave him a contract extension is beyond me

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Who?

He is on his way to my flat so I can make lurrrve to him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who?

He is on his way to my flat so I can make lurrrve to him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm glad he's gone,and I'm a man it's fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swear

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm glad he's gone,and I'm a man it's fan"

Utd**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always harsh I think .. But he did look like he was struggling. When he first came over to the UK his charisma was what made him stand out. Charisma that appears to have deserted him in recent years ... I wonder if giggs will be asked to look after things ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheers for the update that’s made my day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh dear oh dear

Who cares but whiny united fans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reckon Zebane to replace ??

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

will Paul Pogba stay at Man Utd now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh dear oh dear

Who cares but whiny united fans

Wooooaaaaa back off finger boy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"will Paul Pogba stay at Man Utd now?"

He can fuck off as well the Mardy arse twat,he's turning into Mario balotelli

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just keep your eyes off our boy poch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who will be replacing him?

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By *ug247Man over a year ago

Near You

Roy Keane.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always harsh I think .. But he did look like he was struggling. When he first came over to the UK his charisma was what made him stand out. Charisma that appears to have deserted him in recent years ... I wonder if giggs will be asked to look after things ... "

Giggsys got a job with Wales, Carrick and Scholes maybe ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh dear oh dear

Who cares but whiny united fans

Wooooaaaaa back off finger boy!!!!"
steve mclaren apparently in talks for caretaker

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

"will Paul Pogba stay at Man Utd now?

He can fuck off as well the Mardy arse twat,he's turning into Mario balotelli"

He hasn't set off of any fire works in his bathroom yet or worn a why always me T Shirt!

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By *picknspanMan over a year ago

North West Leeds

Hope they get Sam Allardyce...they deserve each other!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d have a bit of Laurent blanc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take the job for one month... Can't make it any worse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh dear oh dear

Who cares but whiny united fans

Wooooaaaaa back off finger boy!!!! steve mclaren apparently in talks for caretaker

What about Zinedine Zidane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh dear oh dear

Who cares but whiny united fans

Wooooaaaaa back off finger boy!!!! steve mclaren apparently in talks for caretaker

What about Zinedine Zidane"

After steve gets them relegated

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

Theresa May could be free if she fails to deliver Brexit...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"will Paul Pogba stay at Man Utd now?

He can fuck off as well the Mardy arse twat,he's turning into Mario balotelli

He hasn't set off of any fire works in his bathroom yet or worn a why always me T Shirt!"

The way he stills around the pitch,spitting image

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"I just started a topic also so might as well use this one as no point in have 2 of them!

It was the right thing to do as he had lost the dressing room."

Surely he had enough time to build his own squad though without paying players who didn't fit into his system?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh dear oh dear

Who cares but whiny united fans

Wooooaaaaa back off finger boy!!!! steve mclaren apparently in talks for caretaker

What about Zinedine Zidane"

Non English speaker apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"will Paul Pogba stay at Man Utd now?

He can fuck off as well the Mardy arse twat,he's turning into Mario balotelli

He hasn't set off of any fire works in his bathroom yet or worn a why always me T Shirt!

The way he stills around the pitch,spitting image"

Strolls*

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

After the way they played against Liverpool I'm not surprised.

They need a proper long term plan now and stick to it to get back to where they were.

In the meantime everyone ahead of them builds and grows.

It's great to have a high world wide business profile to swell the coffers.

But don't forget the actual fucking team.

What's the point of a high profile money making global brand if the team aren't producing?

Woodward might be a good businessman but he doesn't seem to "get" the bit about the blokes who kick the ball......

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

"I just started a topic also so might as well use this one as no point in have 2 of them!

It was the right thing to do as he had lost the dressing room.

Surely he had enough time to build his own squad though without paying players who didn't fit into his system? "

I don't think Mourinho was allowed to sign his own players..He certainly didn't want to buy Sanchez or Pogba...

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Oh dear oh dear

Who cares but whiny united fans

Wooooaaaaa back off finger boy!!!! steve mclaren apparently in talks for caretaker

What about Zinedine Zidane

Non English speaker apparently

Great with his head though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

https://youtu.be/ITiOqO2m9z4

Gary Neville after the match..... speechless

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By *picknspanMan over a year ago

North West Leeds

Mouriniho was a translator for Bobby Robson who clung like shit to a blanket and gradually eased himself in and around football.

He managed Porto when Spanish football was in a trough and got some trophies. Then followed the money at Chelsea and won stuff.

At man Utd it was about business, football, winning and his ego. He wanted to be the next Alex Fergusson but was never up to it, apart from in his own mind.

English football will be better for his absence.

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By *U1966Man over a year ago

Devon

Thought he was doing a great job it's a shame deserved more time for sure to take them where they belong. The Championship with the rest of the has been's

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

United need to work out if they want a manager or a first team coach... because there structure at the moment is a shambles

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

"I just started a topic also so might as well use this one as no point in have 2 of them!

It was the right thing to do as he had lost the dressing room.

Surely he had enough time to build his own squad though without paying players who didn't fit into his system? "

It really rankles me when they say he has lost the dressing room. What about the fans ? What about the shirt the badge ? We currently have a squad of heartless , gutless overpaid divas . The players should feel shamed for the part they have played in our demise . Mourinho has played his part ,, his public slating if players and his own lack of accountability

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mouriniho was a translator for Bobby Robson who clung like shit to a blanket and gradually eased himself in and around football.

He managed Porto when Spanish football was in a trough and got some trophies. Then followed the money at Chelsea and won stuff.

At man Utd it was about business, football, winning and his ego. He wanted to be the next Alex Fergusson but was never up to it, apart from in his own mind.

English football will be better for his absence."

Cannot disagree with a word of that, if he's the messiah as he claims, go and take over Macclesfield or the like and let's see how he does with no money.

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

"United need to work out if they want a manager or a first team coach... because there structure at the moment is a shambles "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Watching sky sports news,and Zidanes name was mentioned

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just started a topic also so might as well use this one as no point in have 2 of them!

It was the right thing to do as he had lost the dressing room.

Surely he had enough time to build his own squad though without paying players who didn't fit into his system?

Correct,what happened to keeping it in the dressing room

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By *U1966Man over a year ago

Devon

"Watching sky sports news,and Zidanes name was mentioned"

Sure Sam Allardyce's will come up too

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"United need to work out if they want a manager or a first team coach... because there structure at the moment is a shambles "

Exactly this!

As always Fabio talking sense

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

"Watching sky sports news,and Zidanes name was mentioned"

I’ve just read Carrick has taken over in the interim and till end of season

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"United need to work out if they want a manager or a first team coach... because there structure at the moment is a shambles "

This. So much this.......

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

Zinedine for the job me thinks

Canny stand that wee bastard moaninho lol

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"I just started a topic also so might as well use this one as no point in have 2 of them!

It was the right thing to do as he had lost the dressing room.

Surely he had enough time to build his own squad though without paying players who didn't fit into his system?

I don't think Mourinho was allowed to sign his own players..He certainly didn't want to buy Sanchez or Pogba..."

Total misfits that's for sure, but I reckon that either City, Spus, Arsenal or Liverpool could have handled them better.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I wanted him to stay forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching sky sports news,and Zidanes name was mentioned

I’ve just read Carrick has taken over in the interim and till end of season "

For 48 hours untill another manager steps in, according to sky sports

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Personally I think he did the best that he could with the team, they are in complete disarray. They don't play for each other and there's no cohesion at all, the individual star players turn up to the matches when they want.

Whoever takes over is going to have a tough job making them a team.

Oh and hands off Poch!

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

Did someone mention Sam Allardyce ???? Jeeees id rather have Mike Bassett

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thank the good lord above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just started a topic also so might as well use this one as no point in have 2 of them!

It was the right thing to do as he had lost the dressing room."

Agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally I think he did the best that he could with the team, they are in complete disarray. They don't play for each other and there's no cohesion at all, the individual star players turn up to the matches when they want.

Whoever takes over is going to have a tough job making them a team.

Oh and hands off Poch! "

Why would Poch want to inherit that shower of shit when he's on the verge of leading the Spurs into a brand spanking new stadium?

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

My sister's neighbour has just seen Alan Pardew getting in a taxi at Manchester airport

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

I also think Zidane would be a huge mistake . Real Madrid ran itself ,,, he left when he knew it was all on a downturn for Real Madrid ......

He’s untested in the premier league ... Pochettino or Conte for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s fucking spoilt my Christmas now, I was hoping he would get a contract extension

Roy hodgson is free

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

Whoever takes over is going to have a tough job making them a team.

Oh and hands off Poch!

Why would Poch want to inherit that shower of shit when he's on the verge of leading the Spurs into a brand spanking new stadium?

And an half empty stadium at that

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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I hear that the Manager's job at Stalybridge Celtic is up for grabs

*this may not be true.....

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I think it’s an absolute travesty that he’s gone. He was doing a wonderful job

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

"I think it’s an absolute travesty that he’s gone."

Never nice seeing someone out of work just before Christmas

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"I just started a topic also so might as well use this one as no point in have 2 of them!

It was the right thing to do as he had lost the dressing room.

Agree"
If you have been there for at least a couple of years, then surely you must have some sort of reign over who comes into your "dressing room" and ultimately delivers the goods on the pitch.

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By *mooth Operator 07Man over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Im gutted, he was better than moyes. Jose will get 24m pay out and he gets himself sacked all the time. Just makes me wonder who is having the last laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who’s next manager then ?? Eddie howe or pochettino

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As blues were gutted but he probably only making way for the next clown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet he wanted to leave too as he coulnt get the players he wanted, man utd wont be a top team for years to come.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His real genius is convincing everyone he’s a brilliant manager.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Man U to are playing us at ours next Saturday 5.30pm.

Probably shitting themselves, bit like Southampton a few weeks ago.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"I think it’s an absolute travesty that he’s gone.

Never nice seeing someone out of work just before Christmas "

Should only be able to move a manager on during transfer windows.

Same as when a manager leaves for whatever reason.

Other than genuine medical reasons it should be the rule.

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By *picknspanMan over a year ago

North West Leeds

"I think it’s an absolute travesty that he’s gone.

Never nice seeing someone out of work just before Christmas "

I hope that was 'tongue in cheek!'

He will have a miserable Christmas...£24m pay off and not having to lose more games... he will be gutted I'm sure!

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

Now man united can get a top manager and really build a great team around Pogba and go for gold!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"I bet he wanted to leave too as he coulnt get the players he wanted, man utd wont be a top team for years to come."

Is Sven still available

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"will Paul Pogba stay at Man Utd now?

He can fuck off as well the Mardy arse twat,he's turning into Mario balotelli"

I’ll second that !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Giggsys got a job with Wales, Carrick and Scholes maybe ????"

I'd be surprised if scholes took it on, Carrick could be a good shout though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now man united can get a top manager and really build a great team around Pogba and go for gold!"

seriously ?? And I’m gettng a unicorn for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steve Bruce is available.

I used to quite like Jose but maybe the job was bigger than him and there lies the problem. Such a disjointed team and club at the moment.

Not a United fan but very interested to see who will come in next. Becoming a poison chalice (barring the fat pay off of course)

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"will Paul Pogba stay at Man Utd now?

He can fuck off as well the Mardy arse twat,he's turning into Mario balotelli

I’ll second that !

Wtf was that bulls hit last year when he invented a hashtag or something in his first game.

World Cup winner. Even I could get the best out of him.

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By *picknspanMan over a year ago

North West Leeds

"Now man united can get a top manager and really build a great team around Pogba and go for gold!"

Really? Pogba? He is over rated and probably a large part of Man Utds problem just now.

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

I’d give it to Roy Keane and make every player stay till the end of their contract .

I’d like to see the overpaid twats underperform with him at the helm !

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Needs to be a big name as there is probably big money to spend.

Big managers bring big players

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Where's Zinedine Zidane these days?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"I think it’s an absolute travesty that he’s gone.

Never nice seeing someone out of work just before Christmas

Should only be able to move a manager on during transfer windows.

Same as when a manager leaves for whatever reason.

Other than genuine medical reasons it should be the rule."

Cool, I'll take that into account, I got sacked before Breakfast at one job I was doing

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By *picknspanMan over a year ago

North West Leeds

"Needs to be a big name as there is probably big money to spend.

Big managers bring big players"

Eddie Large...that's a big name

Carrick for 2 days then Wenger until the end of the season.

Next season they will appoint a permanent manager. Pochettino if they can get him to leave Spurs or if not then possibly Zidanne

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where's Zinedine Zidane these days?"

Not at any club I don't think

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By *ig daddy 1969Man over a year ago

manchester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Harry might step in

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"[Contract Removed by Management at 18/12/18 11:15:47]"

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Harry might step in "

With Noel Edmonds as assistant

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By *ig daddy 1969Man over a year ago

manchester

"will Paul Pogba stay at Man Utd now?"

I hope not

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By *picknspanMan over a year ago

North West Leeds

Harry Redknapp is not a ridiculous idea as interim manager. He is big friends with Alex Ferguson too so may collaborate.

The problem at Man Utd is that all football clubs have a business side to them but at Man Utd it is a business with a football side to it.

If the owners recognised this then they may just 'incidentally' enhance or maintain the business strength and have the football club Alex Ferguson made for them...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Harry Redknapp is not a ridiculous idea as interim manager. He is big friends with Alex Ferguson too so may collaborate.

The problem at Man Utd is that all football clubs have a business side to them but at Man Utd it is a business with a football side to it.

If the owners recognised this then they may just 'incidentally' enhance or maintain the business strength and have the football club Alex Ferguson made for them..."

Would agree with Harry, old head and a more down to earth manager that the players may respond to..

With Carrick or someone alongside him it could stabilise the sinking ship..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bet he wanted to leave too as he coulnt get the players he wanted, man utd wont be a top team for years to come.

Is Sven still available

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Yes he might, he would be a good choice

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’m not keen on a sulky man, he comes across as sulky. As for his managerial skills ... I have no idea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bet he wanted to leave too as he coulnt get the players he wanted, man utd wont be a top team for years to come.

Is Sven still available

Yes he might, he would be a good choice

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he wont travel that far north

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Roy Keane - he’ll whip (probably literally!) the team into shape (and deflate Pogba’s globally threatening ego).

Possibly James Corden also - he’s on everything else on bloody TV right now so might as well go on this to

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I've just been reading some of the comments on the sports pages by previous assistants under SAF. They keep on going on about a manager understanding and fitting in with the 'culture and history' of the club. I think if the culture and history is getting in the way of the manager doing his job then that's a large part of the problem!

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

And what the hell was that tweet by Pogba this morning? "caption this"? What a twat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least Jose gets Christmas at home in London with the family

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whys there no women managers

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By *ilk_TrayMan over a year ago

Hampshire

I’m actually sad to see him go.

He was doing really well for the club.

At least he won trophies.

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

"I’m actually sad to see him go.

He was doing really well for the club.

At least he won trophies. "

He did win trophies yes but this has been Man Utd's worst ever PL season and the football or lack of it they served up has been awful...There was no choice and he had to go...Even my team West Ham beat them!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

"Who?

Jose Mourinho of Manchester United

Oh, it's about football. Thought it was something serious.

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By *ike OxsbigMan over a year ago

Southport

As a LFC fan, I wanted him to stay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm thinking Theresa May could take over from Jose if she loses her job .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At least he can check outta the hotel

wouldn't fancy his bill though

With a £22.5 Million payoff thats the last thing he needs to worry about. Never been fired in my life but if that's what you get you can hire and fire me as much as you want

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

"I’m actually sad to see him go.

He was doing really well for the club.

At least he won trophies. "

Is that you Mr Pogba ?

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By *randmrsminxyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

Who really gives a flying fuck

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I had heard it was on Sunday. Was supprised it was not announced on Monday. Sky reporting there was a meeting this morning. I wanted him gone but willing to wait to end of season

Anyway Michael Carricks red army for 48 hours!!!!

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

"I had heard it was on Sunday. Was supprised it was not announced on Monday. Sky reporting there was a meeting this morning. I wanted him gone but willing to wait to end of season

Anyway Michael Carricks red army for 48 hours!!!!"

The press conference after the game against Liverpool was the final straw, no Utd manager in my memory has ever praised a Liverpool team after a defeat like he did... it was tv gold!!

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By *kmale201633Man over a year ago

Southampton

"And what the hell was that tweet by Pogba this morning? "caption this"? What a twat! "

Agreed, I think it's disgusting. Pogba really coming across as everything that can be wrong with footballers. When they could really do with some good press!

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m not a United fan but I always thought Jose would fail at Old Trafford because of his ego. Whichever club you support the United job is one of the biggest in football and Jose’s arrogance seemed to me to suggest that he was bigger than the club. That was never a recipe for success.

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"And what the hell was that tweet by Pogba this morning? "caption this"? What a twat!

Agreed, I think it's disgusting. Pogba really coming across as everything that can be wrong with footballers. When they could really do with some good press!"

Pogba is not just an example of what’s wrong with footballers , he’s everything that’s wrong with human beings . Overpaid , narcissistic , arrogant , petulant , disloyal , etc........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And what the hell was that tweet by Pogba this morning? "caption this"? What a twat!

Agreed, I think it's disgusting. Pogba really coming across as everything that can be wrong with footballers. When they could really do with some good press!

Pogba is not just an example of what’s wrong with footballers , he’s everything that’s wrong with human beings . Overpaid , narcissistic , arrogant , petulant , disloyal , etc........"

Yep

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By *kmale201633Man over a year ago

Southampton

"And what the hell was that tweet by Pogba this morning? "caption this"? What a twat!

Agreed, I think it's disgusting. Pogba really coming across as everything that can be wrong with footballers. When they could really do with some good press!

Pogba is not just an example of what’s wrong with footballers , he’s everything that’s wrong with human beings . Overpaid , narcissistic , arrogant , petulant , disloyal , etc........

Yep

Agreed

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

I just saw this

Mourinho at Utd won two tropies and his win % was 58,3.

Pochettino at Spurs won nothing , win % 56.4

Klopp at Liverpool won nothing , win % 54.7

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Paid to manage and motivate player irrespective of what utter twats they are or how much they are paid. Has singularly failed to get the most out of the talent available so right he has gone. I'm sure the £18m pay out for abject failure will soften the blow. The reward for failure is what is wrong with football.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The buzz is Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Mike phelan,yes or no?

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"The buzz is Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Mike phelan,yes or no?"

Ole G

Hope for his and Man Utds sake he has learned a lot since the last time he managed here.

Talking first hand here, he was fuzzing dreadful. One of the worst appointments for us I can ever remember.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The buzz is Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Mike phelan,yes or no?"

Yes if you have enjoyed watching them struggle

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"And what the hell was that tweet by Pogba this morning? "caption this"? What a twat!

Agreed, I think it's disgusting. Pogba really coming across as everything that can be wrong with footballers. When they could really do with some good press!

Pogba is not just an example of what’s wrong with footballers , he’s everything that’s wrong with human beings . Overpaid , narcissistic , arrogant , petulant , disloyal , etc........

Yep

Agreed "

Plus he's French

I'm only joking. He is French but that don't make you a lesser person

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The buzz is Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Mike phelan,yes or no?

Ole G

Hope for his and Man Utds sake he has learned a lot since the last time he managed here.

Talking first hand here, he was fuzzing dreadful. One of the worst appointments for us I can ever remember."

It's just a buzz,I work with both red and blues in the centre of Manchester,so you can imagine the banter/piss taking that goes on

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"The buzz is Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Mike phelan,yes or no?"

NO !!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"The buzz is Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Mike phelan,yes or no?

Ole G

Hope for his and Man Utds sake he has learned a lot since the last time he managed here.

Talking first hand here, he was fuzzing dreadful. One of the worst appointments for us I can ever remember.

It's just a buzz,I work with both red and blues in the centre of Manchester,so you can imagine the banter/piss taking that goes on"

It's not going to happen. Man Utd can't keep making the wrong decisions.

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

"And what the hell was that tweet by Pogba this morning? "caption this"? What a twat!

Agreed, I think it's disgusting. Pogba really coming across as everything that can be wrong with footballers. When they could really do with some good press!

Pogba is not just an example of what’s wrong with footballers , he’s everything that’s wrong with human beings . Overpaid , narcissistic , arrogant , petulant , disloyal , etc........"

sounds like a description of some of the people on here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The buzz is Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Mike phelan,yes or no?

NO !!!!

Why, they've both worked with pogba before and youth players like lingard

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"The buzz is Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Mike phelan,yes or no?

NO !!!!

Why, they've both worked with pogba before and youth players like lingard"

Well if Pogba stays I think that will be travesty . I can’t stand him . And what Ole did at Cardiff was abysmal . Mike Phelan is ok as an assistant , but not a manager .

Carrick has had six months with Mourinho , and I would be showing him the door too . He’s done fuck all . Stick him in as a coach for the youth team maybe .

I think we would be better off having someone who doesn’t come with a load of baggage , and someone who will work hard on bringing the young players through too . Zidane didn’t do that at Real so I wouldn’t go for him .

Harry Redknapp with an understudy would be a good call I think .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rumour is that Ole Gunnar Solksjar will be installed as interim caretaker manager. I hope he does and persuades the board to make it permanent.

PS: I don’t know if I spelt his name right...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shocked I liked the silver fox

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Given their position maybe it's time for Big Sam to help avoid relegation?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Solskjaer should be brought in to replace Lukaku not the manager

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

"Given their position maybe it's time for Big Sam to help avoid relegation?

if theres a god! haha

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

Don’t be surprised if Ferguson comes back out of retirement

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Solskjaer should be brought in to replace Lukaku not the manager

Best comment yet.....

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The buzz is Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Mike phelan,yes or no?

NO !!!!

Why, they've both worked with pogba before and youth players like lingard

Well if Pogba stays I think that will be travesty . I can’t stand him . And what Ole did at Cardiff was abysmal . Mike Phelan is ok as an assistant , but not a manager .

Carrick has had six months with Mourinho , and I would be showing him the door too . He’s done fuck all . Stick him in as a coach for the youth team maybe .

Harry Redknapp with an understudy would be a good call I think ."

I think Redknap is an excellent call.

History suggests he's brilliant at man management.

Not sure how he'd cope with Pogba and Sanchez. Probably kick them both in the cunt.

Can't be worse than Jose managed them though.

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By *os19Man over a year ago

Edmonton

Cockney Red fan here I am little surprised they didn’t wait until the end of the season especially as it seems they are looking for a interim manager.Already a few on this forum have mentioned Harry Rednapp which would be a good appointment as well as Arsene Wenger I believe these two can get the attacking players performaning yes the defending is not great but there is a saying the best form of defence is attack.Long term I think the Tottenham manager is who they will target.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What took them so long? He appeared arrigant to the point of daring the board to sack him.

Another example of priceless "irreplaceable" people being replaced. Get a female manager on the job, shake the system up a bit.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Cockney Red fan here I am little surprised they didn’t wait until the end of the season especially as it seems they are looking for a interim manager.Already a few on this forum have mentioned Harry Rednapp which would be a good appointment as well as Arsene Wenger I believe these two can get the attacking players performaning yes the defending is not great but there is a saying the best form of defence is attack.Long term I think the Tottenham manager is who they will target."

I think they'll target Poch.

I also think he'll turn them down.

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By *os19Man over a year ago

Edmonton

I think they'll target Poch.

I also think he'll turn them down."
. Yes we will target Pochettino and based on the current state of the clubs from boardroom to playing field he should stay at Tottenham however with Tottenham having a new stadium to pay for If 2-3 of their top players are sold to help with the repayments he may choose to leave Daniel Levy talks about not selling players but we have taken 2 of their best players in the past why not Pochettino , Kane , Erickson , Dele there is a saying money talks.

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Just keep your eyes off our boy poch

I was reading through the thread to see if anyone else said that.

HANDS OFF POCH!

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By *picknspanMan over a year ago

North West Leeds

"What took them so long? He appeared arrigant to the point of daring the board to sack him.

Another example of priceless "irreplaceable" people being replaced. Get a female manager on the job, shake the system up a bit. "

Female manager? Oh yeah which one of the many you got in mind?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"What took them so long? He appeared arrigant to the point of daring the board to sack him.

Another example of priceless "irreplaceable" people being replaced. Get a female manager on the job, shake the system up a bit.

Female manager? Oh yeah which one of the many you got in mind?

The Neville lady, sister of well the Neville..

Did well with the netball ladies so should do OK with some of the current lot at old Trafford..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a waistcoat, know fuck all about football and care even less, but will happily take the money..

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By *kmale201633Man over a year ago

Southampton

"Just keep your eyes off our boy poch

I was reading through the thread to see if anyone else said that.

HANDS OFF POCH!"

Saints fan here - afraid that doesn't work, I remember trying it....

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I think they'll target Poch.

I also think he'll turn them down.. Yes we will target Pochettino and based on the current state of the clubs from boardroom to playing field he should stay at Tottenham however with Tottenham having a new stadium to pay for If 2-3 of their top players are sold to help with the repayments he may choose to leave Daniel Levy talks about not selling players but we have taken 2 of their best players in the past why not Pochettino , Kane , Erickson , Dele there is a saying money talks."

You've taken two of Spurs best players in the past.

And yet Spurs are currently 3rd with 39 points and United are 6th with 26 points.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

I think they'll target Poch.

The ethos and tradition of your club is one of developing the youngsters, if your own idea is to just trawl other clubs with big transfers then you may as well get Mourinho back cos that's what he prefers but the majority of fans don't and neither do people like Fergie and Sir Bobby..

Just a thought..

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By *picknspanMan over a year ago

North West Leeds

"What took them so long? He appeared arrigant to the point of daring the board to sack him.

Another example of priceless "irreplaceable" people being replaced. Get a female manager on the job, shake the system up a bit.

Female manager? Oh yeah which one of the many you got in mind?

The Neville lady, sister of well the Neville..

Did well with the netball ladies so should do OK with some of the current lot at old Trafford..

Bereft of any common sense....at least you aren't a Leeds fan...

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By *os19Man over a year ago

Edmonton

I think they'll target Poch.

You've taken two of Spurs best players in the past.

And yet Spurs are currently 3rd with 39 points and United are 6th with 26 points.

"
. My mistake we have taken 3 from Spurs Sheringham and Carrick Champions league and premier league winners Berbatov only premier league winner.I accept that Spurs have played better football than Man Utd since Sir Alex retired but during that period we have won Europa League , FA Cup and Leauge Cup , Spurs have won zero.

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By *heislanderMan over a year ago

cheshunt

Jose Mourinho at Man Utd:

- Trophies won: 2 ?

- Win percentage: 58.3%

Mauricio Pochettino at Spurs:

- Trophies won: 0 ?

- Win percentage: 56.4%

Jurgen Klopp at Liverpool:

- Trophies won: 0 ?

- Win percentage: 54.7%

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Ole’s red and white army!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rumour is that Ole Gunnar Solksjar will be installed as interim caretaker manager. I hope he does and persuades the board to make it permanent.

PS: I don’t know if I spelt his name right..."

Didn't he take Cardiff down ????

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Rumour is that Ole Gunnar Solksjar will be installed as interim caretaker manager. I hope he does and persuades the board to make it permanent.

PS: I don’t know if I spelt his name right...

Didn't he take Cardiff down ????"

No. He came down with us. However, he was shit.

(We were going down anyway)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think Cardiff may just get the backlash of Jose being sacked on Saturday night

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m surprised people are suggesting Redknapp. He leaves clubs in a bigger mess than when he joined, do United really need their mess being made worse by Redknapp whose football achievements aren’t up to much?

How about Martin O’Neill?

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Paul Ince suggested Mark Hughes or Steve Bruce...

now that would be progress

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

"I’m surprised people are suggesting Redknapp.

"SIGN CROUCHIE YOU FAHCKIN MUPPET WOODWARD!, DEFOE CAN STILL DO A JOB SANDRA SANDRA WERE'S ME FAHCKIN DINNER?"

Jardim is available but probably wouldn't give Ed Woodwoodwood a hard on

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Just keep your eyes off our boy poch

I was reading through the thread to see if anyone else said that.

HANDS OFF POCH!

Saints fan here - afraid that doesn't work, I remember trying it...."

The difference being, and absolutely no disrespect meant, at the time Poch left Southampton you were selling half your squad from beneath him and showing no signs of ambition - Spurs currently however are doing all they can to sign their best players to new contracts , have a new stadium to look forward to, and a team that is one possibly two players short of stepping up another level. Poch is totally bought into the project and is also a very honourable man.

Of course there's no guarantee his head won't be turned, but it wasn't by a bigger job than Utd (at Real) so I don't see why it necessarily would be now - especially when he has an arguably bigger job based on current form and squad etc.

Yes we didn't sign anyone in the summer and that may or may not be a source of frustration to him, only he can know if it is, but I expect Daniel Levy will (a) refuse any approaches from Utd and (b) make sure he gives Poch what he wants in terms of signings to keep him.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Just keep your eyes off our boy poch

I was reading through the thread to see if anyone else said that.

HANDS OFF POCH!

Saints fan here - afraid that doesn't work, I remember trying it....

Wise words.....

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By *kmale201633Man over a year ago

Southampton

"Just keep your eyes off our boy poch

I was reading through the thread to see if anyone else said that.

HANDS OFF POCH!

Saints fan here - afraid that doesn't work, I remember trying it....

Wise words.....

Agreed and I'm a realist, he was always going to leave as was a big career step upwards! My only comment is 'totally bought into the project and is a very honourable man'...is very risky, beware the murky world of football! Anyways, onwards with the relegation battle lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get why perhaps the team weren't playing well fir hin

He comes across as rude ignorant and I'm tge boss you do as I say

I reckon the team losing on purpose as excuse to sack him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Latest News In...... Zidane has just got off a plane at Manchester Airport, but its just to pick up last minute xmas presents at the Trafford Centre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ole ole ole relegation awaits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Football is.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shite!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Just keep your eyes off our boy poch

I was reading through the thread to see if anyone else said that.

HANDS OFF POCH!

Saints fan here - afraid that doesn't work, I remember trying it....

Oh I know how it goes and if his head is turned and he goes, with a heavy heart I'll wish him well - personally I think he'd be a fool to take it the state United are in currently and given that Fergie's shadow still lurks round any corner at the club when you compare it to a club where he's already stamped his mark and made it his own.

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