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Electric chair, guillotine or hanged
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A full equital and pardon with a generous offer of monetary compensation   "
You didn't choose one so one will be chosen for you... You get thrown through the moon door at the High Hall of the Eyrie. |
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"A full equital and pardon with a generous offer of monetary compensation
You didn't choose one so one will be chosen for you... You get thrown through the moon door at the High Hall of the Eyrie. "
 That sounds pretty grim...
I don’t suppose you’d be a Good Samaritan and whack me over the bonce to knock me out first so that I won’t feel anything as I go to meet my maker? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A full equital and pardon with a generous offer of monetary compensation
You didn't choose one so one will be chosen for you... You get thrown through the moon door at the High Hall of the Eyrie.
That sounds pretty grim...
I don’t suppose you’d be a Good Samaritan and whack me over the bonce to knock me out first so that I won’t feel anything as I go to meet my maker? "
No! But you get a "this is sparta" kick for epic effect. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So death by squid is now an option?? "
Yes, since he didn't choose, and since you didn't either, you get chained to the side of an active volcano and lava slowly flows over you but balls first. |
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By *VxrMan
over a year ago
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"So death by squid is now an option??
Yes, since he didn't choose, and since you didn't either, you get chained to the side of an active volcano and lava slowly flows over you but balls first. "
Enough with the options dude, stop throwing in squid, volcanos & unreasonably large chains! I thought I'd made my mind up with a swift nick to the back of the neck, now I'm not so sure! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So death by squid is now an option??
Yes, since he didn't choose, and since you didn't either, you get chained to the side of an active volcano and lava slowly flows over you but balls first.
Enough with the options dude, stop throwing in squid, volcanos & unreasonably large chains! I thought I'd made my mind up with a swift nick to the back of the neck, now I'm not so sure! "
Too late. And the 4 chains are each only two loops long connected to anchors embedded in the rock and cuffs on your ankles and wrists. The only thing unreasonably large is your audacity to show ingratitude for the options you were given considering the enormity of he capital crime you committed. Now away wi ye! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So death by squid is now an option??
Yes, since he didn't choose, and since you didn't either, you get chained to the side of an active volcano and lava slowly flows over you but balls first.
Enough with the options dude, stop throwing in squid, volcanos & unreasonably large chains! I thought I'd made my mind up with a swift nick to the back of the neck, now I'm not so sure!
Too late. And the 4 chains are each only two loops long connected to anchors embedded in the rock and cuffs on your ankles and wrists. The only thing unreasonably large is your audacity to show ingratitude for the options you were given considering the enormity of he capital crime you committed. Now away wi ye! "
Op are you currently writing for the new Saw Film  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So death by squid is now an option??
Yes, since he didn't choose, and since you didn't either, you get chained to the side of an active volcano and lava slowly flows over you but balls first.
Enough with the options dude, stop throwing in squid, volcanos & unreasonably large chains! I thought I'd made my mind up with a swift nick to the back of the neck, now I'm not so sure!
Too late. And the 4 chains are each only two loops long connected to anchors embedded in the rock and cuffs on your ankles and wrists. The only thing unreasonably large is your audacity to show ingratitude for the options you were given considering the enormity of he capital crime you committed. Now away wi ye! Op are you currently writing for the new Saw Film "
You get Rick Rolled to death! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At a time when we have to be more careful where we get our energy from the electric chair doesn't seem very environmentally friendly and all that blood on a guillotine could result in a nasty infection.
So i'd have to choose hanging as the most hygienic and eco conscious option. |
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