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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!
Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) |
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"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!
Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) "
I would agree any guy that tells you they havent is lying it can be from tape measure to a can remote etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're bullshitting.
Every guy has measured his dick at some point
Pah! That’s what I thought!!!! Little fibbers"
That said most guys probably haven't measured girth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve probably measured mine years ago but I don’t remember what it came out as...and frankly I don’t really care now.
It’s more than average but not enough to cause pain so I’m good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into "
Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into
Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler "
Ruler’s no good it has a bit at the end that’s not measuring so inaccurate. A sewing tape measure is best. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into "
You've never masturbated either eh. Yyeah mnkay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into
Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler "
That must be the reason, I never read Adrian Mole
Probably much worse than that I never masturbated before I lost my virginity either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into
Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler.
Besides you can’t measure girth with a ruler you need a soft tape measure
Ruler’s no good it has a bit at the end that’s not measuring so inaccurate. A sewing tape measure is best."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into
Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler
That must be the reason, I never read Adrian Mole
Probably much worse than that I never masturbated before I lost my virginity either. "
HAHAHA When did you lose your virginity? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into
Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler
That must be the reason, I never read Adrian Mole
Probably much worse than that I never masturbated before I lost my virginity either. "
Whaaaaaaaaaaat? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into
Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler
Ruler’s no good it has a bit at the end that’s not measuring so inaccurate. A sewing tape measure is best."
I feel a YouTube tutorial coming on |
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"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!
Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) "
What they meant to say was, they’ve never measured it ACCURATELY (having always added on a few fictitious inches for good measure) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into
Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler
That must be the reason, I never read Adrian Mole
Probably much worse than that I never masturbated before I lost my virginity either.
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?"
He lost it to his hand haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into
Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler
Ruler’s no good it has a bit at the end that’s not measuring so inaccurate. A sewing tape measure is best.
I feel a YouTube tutorial coming on "
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into
Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler
Ruler’s no good it has a bit at the end that’s not measuring so inaccurate. A sewing tape measure is best."
There speaks a guy that has. More than once. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!
Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?)
What they meant to say was, they’ve never measured it ACCURATELY (having always added on a few fictitious inches for good measure) "
Mine is accurate. I’m brutally honest about being distinctly average |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into
Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler
Ruler’s no good it has a bit at the end that’s not measuring so inaccurate. A sewing tape measure is best.
I feel a YouTube tutorial coming on
Errr "
Worth a watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into
Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler
That must be the reason, I never read Adrian Mole
Probably much worse than that I never masturbated before I lost my virginity either.
HAHAHA When did you lose your virginity? "
Not allowed to say on here. But I grew up on a farm, and worked in a riding school. So always knew how it worked and had access to lusty teenagers from an early age |
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"They're bullshitting.
Every guy has measured his dick at some point"
Nope.
Never felt the need to, I know roughly how big it is, and I've had positive comments about it, so I'm happy enough with that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I last measured my dick as a 16 yr old in the bath it was just short of 7 i have to assume with weight gane were and tear and age its shrunk a bit so i would happily estimate 6 to 6.5 im 39 yrs old so if im not comfortable with ghe size of my cock i never will be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did actually measure mine a few years ago, only because of all the couples on here that insist they will never meet a single guy under 12 inches.................i new straight away i was at least 2mm below there minimum requirement ....................... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did actually measure mine a few years ago, only because of all the couples on here that insist they will never meet a single guy under 12 inches.................i new straight away i was at least 2mm below there minimum requirement ....................... "
Hahaha |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I suspect 99% of men have measured it at some point.
How accurate that measurement is up for debate given the seemingly amazing claims of size compared to photos posted, even taking into account the skill and creative angles used to make dicks look bigger in pics, as well as the variety of travel sized deodorants and drinks cans used as comparisons.
Plus the few who start measuring at their arseholes...........
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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I can honestly say that I've never measured it! I've never needed to know the exact dimensions for anything so never bothered.
It's as big as it is, I've never had any issues or complaints (it's got a few moans though )
It's really not anything that can be changed so I just get on with what I've got! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never measured it hard, last thing I want to do is get a tape/ruler out, I'd probably lose an inch waiting to get going. I know mines plenty bigger than a phone which gives me a guide on inches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone must have. First thing I’d do if I had one!
First thing I'd do if I had boobs like you Nora, would be to dip them in cream and lick it off... have you done that?"
No. I don’t have a long enough neck unfortunately. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone must have. First thing I’d do if I had one!
First thing I'd do if I had boobs like you Nora, would be to dip them in cream and lick it off... have you done that?
No. I don’t have a long enough neck unfortunately. "
In the spirit of cooperation, how about I lick the cream off your boobs, while you measure my cock?
Just trying to be helpful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone must have. First thing I’d do if I had one!
First thing I'd do if I had boobs like you Nora, would be to dip them in cream and lick it off... have you done that?
No. I don’t have a long enough neck unfortunately.
In the spirit of cooperation, how about I lick the cream off your boobs, while you measure my cock?
Just trying to be helpful "
Haha. That made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Every guy has done it! I sometimes hang a brick from mine for a bit and do a before and after measurement "
If that worked, I’d be hanging breeze blocks to my nips |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
A while back there was a certain fabster who offered a 'weights and measures' service at club socials.
She carried her own tape measure and left veri's to confirm dimensions.
Definitely filled a gap in the market.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A while back there was a certain fabster who offered a 'weights and measures' service at club socials.
She carried her own tape measure and left veri's to confirm dimensions.
Definitely filled a gap in the market.
A "
That’s a great idea |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"A while back there was a certain fabster who offered a 'weights and measures' service at club socials.
She carried her own tape measure and left veri's to confirm dimensions.
Definitely filled a gap in the market.
A
That’s a great idea "
It was quite entertaining seeing guys with exaggerated claims try and avoid her all night and make excuses. I suspect there may have been a fair few unpublished veris floating about that year.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!
Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) "
Only ones with small ones measure it! 5.9 inches by the way!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're bullshitting.
Every guy has measured his dick at some point
Not true.
Please don’t make me measure your cock again!
At least warm your fucking hands up next time.
Cunt.
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Due to cold hands I allowed 4mm shrinkage either side. |
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"They're bullshitting.
Every guy has measured his dick at some point
Not true.
Please don’t make me measure your cock again!
At least warm your fucking hands up next time.
Cunt.
Due to cold hands I allowed 4mm shrinkage either side."
That doesn't leave me a lot..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!
Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) "
Sounds like a load of bollocks to me. Having said that, those i've never tried to measure, i wouldn't even know how. Do you dip them in a beaker of water and measure displacement or measure circumferance? Such a conundrum.
By the way, i won't say no if you want to volunteer OP. |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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I've never measured, not once not ever unless there are measuring lines on the inside of a ladies mouth and throat.
What's the old joke
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball...
Gagged. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I've never measured, not once not ever unless there are measuring lines on the inside of a ladies mouth and throat.
What's the old joke
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball...
Gagged."
So that's a wild guess at 11" then...
A |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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"I've never measured, not once not ever unless there are measuring lines on the inside of a ladies mouth and throat.
What's the old joke
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball...
Gagged.
So that's a wild guess at 11" then...
A"
Nope it's the statement that I'm small compared to others in the compulsive liars club that should give the clue away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Op, whether we measure it or not isn’t the point, it’s what the outcome makes us think that matters.
Some will care, some won’t.
Some will worry it’s too small, some will lie that it’s bigger.
It’s all very odd and nothing defines a man from his cock....
However, mines massive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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End of the day God gave you what he gave you so for everyone that likes go large they as many like medium and small for many reasons and scenario...
Personally not large etc never had complaints and tongue as back up lol lol |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"I tried, but I could never find a ruler long enough
I have a metre long ruler for just this"
I use the motor way 100M marker posts; best to do this at night so as not to offend or distract motorist and... don't forget your hi-viz best |
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We're big fibbers where cock size is concerned but to be fair we can usually prove our claims with the use of mini cans, small tv remotes measuring from the belly button etc
Ps if I'm expected to give my c.ck size shouldn't women have a similar way of measuring their vagina ?
Obviously we have a proven system for breasts with bra sizes and even the cd system for nipple sizes but you never have a vagina size given ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!
Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) "
They are lying to you, same as telling you they are interested in your intellect and personality not your tits and ass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve done both length and girth. 6 2/16” length 5 1/4” girth
That extra 2/16th of an inch makes all the difference,an 8th of an inch "
Too right your get an extra inch every 8 strokes. So that’s a whole 49” per fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We're big fibbers where cock size is concerned but to be fair we can usually prove our claims with the use of mini cans, small tv remotes measuring from the belly button etc
Ps if I'm expected to give my c.ck size shouldn't women have a similar way of measuring their vagina ?
Obviously we have a proven system for breasts with bra sizes and even the cd system for nipple sizes but you never have a vagina size given ? " could it be done with a traffic cone graduated in both inches and millimetres? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!
Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?)
Sounds like a load of bollocks to me. Having said that, those i've never tried to measure, i wouldn't even know how. Do you dip them in a beaker of water and measure displacement or measure circumferance? Such a conundrum.
By the way, i won't say no if you want to volunteer OP. "
I’ll warm my tape measure and hands now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op, whether we measure it or not isn’t the point, it’s what the outcome makes us think that matters.
Some will care, some won’t.
Some will worry it’s too small, some will lie that it’s bigger.
It’s all very odd and nothing defines a man from his cock....
However, mines massive. "
Yea I don’t really care for VWE ones ... just figured I’d be curious to know. And if the pussy measuring system is developed, I’d do that too.
Hopefully I’m not too cavernous. That said I’ve lost a few young lads along the way |
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Genuinely never measured in my life. I am most happy with the penis i own but man alive too many are obsessed with there own and every body elses, i remember being a much younger man and my friends first girlfriend mentioned that whilst my mates were posturing about the size of there tackle i never did.. Anyway suffice to say she became obsessed with getting it people are odd haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op, whether we measure it or not isn’t the point, it’s what the outcome makes us think that matters.
Some will care, some won’t.
Some will worry it’s too small, some will lie that it’s bigger.
It’s all very odd and nothing defines a man from his cock....
However, mines massive.
Yea I don’t really care for VWE ones ... just figured I’d be curious to know. And if the pussy measuring system is developed, I’d do that too.
Hopefully I’m not too cavernous. That said I’ve lost a few young lads along the way "
They went out the way they should. The poor, lucky souls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!
Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) "
Remember after you've measured it you must multiply that number by your lucky number..add your favourite aunties age..then divide by your waist size
This gives your true cock size
Or just add 2" for quickness
2nd thing to do...
Helicopter it
Then measure your 'sleeping' size..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op, whether we measure it or not isn’t the point, it’s what the outcome makes us think that matters.
Some will care, some won’t.
Some will worry it’s too small, some will lie that it’s bigger.
It’s all very odd and nothing defines a man from his cock....
However, mines massive.
Yea I don’t really care for VWE ones ... just figured I’d be curious to know. And if the pussy measuring system is developed, I’d do that too.
Hopefully I’m not too cavernous. That said I’ve lost a few young lads along the way
They went out the way they should. The poor, lucky souls "
Haha - death by vaginal suffocation! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Op, whether we measure it or not isn’t the point, it’s what the outcome makes us think that matters.
Some will care, some won’t.
Some will worry it’s too small, some will lie that it’s bigger.
It’s all very odd and nothing defines a man from his cock....
However, mines massive.
Yea I don’t really care for VWE ones ... just figured I’d be curious to know. And if the pussy measuring system is developed, I’d do that too.
Hopefully I’m not too cavernous. That said I’ve lost a few young lads along the way
They went out the way they should. The poor, lucky souls
Haha - death by vaginal suffocation! "
I was with a lady one night and she pulled my pants down the she wanted to measure it first turned out she had only been with smaller guys bless her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pussy measuring.. can of expanding foam leave to set and hey presto cubic capacity can be easily worked out. If it takes more than one can.. I'd gonna say you're cavernous."
Err thanks captain charming |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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"Pussy measuring.. can of expanding foam leave to set and hey presto cubic capacity can be easily worked out. If it takes more than one can.. I'd gonna say you're cavernous.
Err thanks captain charming "
You asked for a pussy measuring system and used the word cavernous(I think your phrase was lost some young lads) first. you suggested you'd try it as well.
Strange how some ladies react when it's their parts being talked about. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pussy measuring.. can of expanding foam leave to set and hey presto cubic capacity can be easily worked out. If it takes more than one can.. I'd gonna say you're cavernous.
Err thanks captain charming
You asked for a pussy measuring system and used the word cavernous(I think your phrase was lost some young lads) first. you suggested you'd try it as well.
Strange how some ladies react when it's their parts being talked about."
Was a joke dude. Chill bro |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pfffft this thread cracked me up. Apparently I must be one of the liars because I have never measured mine. I am not obsessed with it and nor do I have any need to compare. The only time I compare things is on comparison websites.
I don't look at what everyone else is doing and I don't get the whole need for remote controls and beer cans. Must be some kind of fetish.
Women have told me they like mine, never had a problem and I am happy it works. That is all I need to know
For the record:
Everything is true in this post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was only a few years ago I bothered to grab the tape measure. It was in part curiosity but mainly because I'd been asked by a lady I fancied! I think she was concerned about 'fit' as I'm slightly more girthy than average! |
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