"Put them down the nearest persons top on there back normally safest  "
Have you noticed that whenever one performs such an innocent act upon an unsuspecting person, they automatically go into full on raging self defence mode as though you’ve actually physically threatened their very life or something?  |
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"warm water ....not hot water .........mug of coffee ?
sit on them ........put gloves on for ten mins "
Apparently placing them under ones armpits or between the creases of one’s legs also helps (But feels highly shocking and unpleasant initially) |
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"My fingers are bloody freezing (and I’m indoors!).
What should I do to warm them up?
Cold hands soft knob , that’s what they say don’t they ?  "
Let me see if I can validate this saying; I’ll just slip my hand down here and fEEEEELLL(!!!) my penis; Yes, the saying is very much true I can report  |
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"I have ample boobage to warm them up "
You certainly appear abundantly qualified - how would you feel about renting out your under-boob area for general digit warming purposes? |
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"I have ample boobage to warm them up
You certainly appear abundantly qualified - how would you feel about renting out your under-boob area for general digit warming purposes?"
Nah. Not for general digit warming |
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I’ve found that by sitting on them, they’ve warmed up rather nicely 
Two problems have unfortunately developed as a by product of this ingenious technique however:
1) I now have cold buttocks, and
2) My hands are now completely numb
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I’ve found that by sitting on them, they’ve warmed up rather nicely
Two problems have unfortunately developed as a by product of this ingenious technique however:
1) I now have cold buttocks, and
2) My hands are now completely numb
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why are they so cold x |
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"I’ve found that by sitting on them, they’ve warmed up rather nicely
Two problems have unfortunately developed as a by product of this ingenious technique however:
1) I now have cold buttocks, and
2) My hands are now completely numb
why are they so cold x"
I think my boiler is a bit dodgy
You know what this calls for? Yes, you’ve guessed it - time for my beloved halogen heater again
Have I mentioned previously the glory of these things? A bargain at under twenty pounds and they give off not only amazing warmth but a beautiful, relaxing glow to |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I’ve found that by sitting on them, they’ve warmed up rather nicely
Two problems have unfortunately developed as a by product of this ingenious technique however:
1) I now have cold buttocks, and
2) My hands are now completely numb
why are they so cold x
I think my boiler is a bit dodgy
You know what this calls for? Yes, you’ve guessed it - time for my beloved halogen heater again
Have I mentioned previously the glory of these things? A bargain at under twenty pounds and they give off not only amazing warmth but a beautiful, relaxing glow to"
Yes you have get it out x |
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