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I always thought he shagged a chicken and that's why we have chicks at Easter too. They might be little rabbit/chicken hybrids that lay these chocolate eggs. After all the chicks always look suspiciously fluffy like a rabbit. |
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"I always thought he shagged a chicken and that's why we have chicks at Easter too. They might be little rabbit/chicken hybrids that lay these chocolate eggs. After all the chicks always look suspiciously fluffy like a rabbit. "
Lol nah they would have bigger ears  |
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I’d certainly love to have carnal relations with the Cadbury’s Bunny. Those sexy eyes, ears and that sexy, soothing Cornish accent.
.....then I found out that Miriam Margolyes was the voice behind her....  |
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"I’d certainly love to have carnal relations with the Cadbury’s Bunny. Those sexy eyes, ears and that sexy, soothing Cornish accent.
.....then I found out that Miriam Margolyes was the voice behind her.... "
No way!? I didn't know that! Haha  |
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"I’d certainly love to have carnal relations with the Cadbury’s Bunny. Those sexy eyes, ears and that sexy, soothing Cornish accent.
.....then I found out that Miriam Margolyes was the voice behind her....
No way!? I didn't know that! Haha "
I was shocked to put it mildly and feel decidedly dirtied now   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's people's thoughts on the Easter bunny? "
Well political correctness as we are all aware of....... Easter eggs have been a given a new name I remember......
By the big brands of chocolate for certain stores ....
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"Bloody tooth fairy is useless in this house she never comes and with 6 kids I can understand why!"
I always popped a little car, or a dinosaur or something else small, under their pillow, they knew it was from me, no mention of any stupid fairy.
As for Father Christmas, we spend all year telling our kids to keep away from strangers, not at christmas though, our kids are fair game to any fat cunt in a santa suit.
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"Bloody tooth fairy is useless in this house she never comes and with 6 kids I can understand why!
I always popped a little car, or a dinosaur or something else small, under their pillow, they knew it was from me, no mention of any stupid fairy.
As for Father Christmas, we spend all year telling our kids to keep away from strangers, not at christmas though, our kids are fair game to any fat cunt in a santa suit.
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Well aren't you a cheery soul |
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"Bloody tooth fairy is useless in this house she never comes and with 6 kids I can understand why!
I always popped a little car, or a dinosaur or something else small, under their pillow, they knew it was from me, no mention of any stupid fairy.
As for Father Christmas, we spend all year telling our kids to keep away from strangers, not at christmas though, our kids are fair game to any fat cunt in a santa suit.
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Good point about talking to strangers! |
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"Don't like him. He is prejudiced against people who don't like chocolate. Rude
Mrs"
I am normally a bleeding-heart, Guardian-reading, tolerant, lefty liberal but if you don't like chocolate you are clearly odd and not to be trusted. |
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