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how tall was Jesus ?
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Jesus, being a superstar, did what all self respecting male movie stars do and subsequently lied about his height.
If he were on IMDb, he’d be listed as 6.3.......which translates to about 5.4 in reality  |
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I was in Jordan last year. Anyone seen the river Jordan? Now, I know a lot can change in 2000 or so years, but when I saw it, to be baptised in it he’d have been the size of Tom Thumb. It’s a trickle. |
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"Obvs not in his own named boots ? He wore sandals "
He was partial to a nice stiletto actually.
Was always borrowing Mary's to go down to the Bethlehem Ritzy.
Joseph would shake his head and say " He's no son of mine"! |
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"Obvs not in his own named boots ? He wore sandals
He was partial to a nice stiletto actually.
Was always borrowing Mary's to go down to the Bethlehem Ritzy.
Joseph would shake his head and say " He's no son of mine"!"
Brilliant!! Lol |
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The average height of men in that region at the time the bible states Jesus lived was 5ft 5. Therefore you can surmise he was anything between 5ft3 and 5ft 7. |
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"Tall enough to ride a motorbike, it states in the bible "the roar of his triumph was heard across the land"."
I read that he was also extremely flexible.
" He tied his ass to a tree and then walked into the city" |
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"Obvs not in his own named boots ? He wore sandals
He was partial to a nice stiletto actually.
Was always borrowing Mary's to go down to the Bethlehem Ritzy.
Joseph would shake his head and say " He's no son of mine"!"
Take those shoes off Jesus, I've told you about that before.
Shut up, you can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!..... |
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Or even match sticks for that matter from what I hear 
the oldies are the best 
