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over a year ago
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"Alexa....turn off the light
Alexa....close the curtains
Alexa..... wipe my ass
Alexa.....start my running machine
Alexa.... walk the dog"
Aside from the wipe my ass isn’t the rest what children are for  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Alexa....turn off the light
Alexa....close the curtains
Alexa..... wipe my ass
Alexa.....start my running machine
Alexa.... walk the dog
Aside from the wipe my ass isn’t the rest what children are for "
Good idea,stop them playing video games |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alexa....turn off the light
Alexa....close the curtains
Alexa..... wipe my ass
Alexa.....start my running machine
Alexa.... walk the dog
Aside from the wipe my ass isn’t the rest what children are for "
I almost fainted when my son made his own bed and done laundry.
I think he's been taken over by an alien. |
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"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]"
I have an Alexa......with an attitude; The damn thing doesn’t stop playing music etc. when I tell her to, rather she pauses it for a second before playing it again (seemingly at increased volume) as though taunting me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alexa....turn off the light
Alexa....close the curtains
Alexa..... wipe my ass
Alexa.....start my running machine
Alexa.... walk the dog
Aside from the wipe my ass isn’t the rest what children are for
Good idea,stop them playing video games "
Actually I'm pretty sure Alexa is just another version of a mum after reading this |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]
I have an Alexa......with an attitude; The damn thing doesn’t stop playing music etc. when I tell her to, rather she pauses it for a second before playing it again (seemingly at increased volume) as though taunting me "
possessed ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]
I have an Alexa......with an attitude; The damn thing doesn’t stop playing music etc. when I tell her to, rather she pauses it for a second before playing it again (seemingly at increased volume) as though taunting me possessed ?"
Female? |
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"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]
I have an Alexa......with an attitude; The damn thing doesn’t stop playing music etc. when I tell her to, rather she pauses it for a second before playing it again (seemingly at increased volume) as though taunting me possessed ?"
It could be; Time to call in an exorcist me thinks 
Even if the rite fails to work, when the priest sprinkles holy water over the thing, it should short her our at any rate  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]
I have an Alexa......with an attitude; The damn thing doesn’t stop playing music etc. when I tell her to, rather she pauses it for a second before playing it again (seemingly at increased volume) as though taunting me possessed ?
It could be; Time to call in an exorcist me thinks
Even if the rite fails to work, when the priest sprinkles holy water over the thing, it should short her our at any rate "
Ha xx |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]
I have an Alexa......with an attitude; The damn thing doesn’t stop playing music etc. when I tell her to, rather she pauses it for a second before playing it again (seemingly at increased volume) as though taunting me possessed ?
Female?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have Alexa.
I will never have Alexa. What a convenient listening device, handily installed in homes with the owners full consent."
My daughter's friend swears it's listening to their conversations. |
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"I don't have Alexa.
I will never have Alexa. What a convenient listening device, handily installed in homes with the owners full consent.
My daughter's friend swears it's listening to their conversations."
It will be as it's constantly listening out for instructions |
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"I don't have Alexa.
I will never have Alexa. What a convenient listening device, handily installed in homes with the owners full consent.
My daughter's friend swears it's listening to their conversations."
It must be monitoring speech at the very least otherwise how will it pick up you sayin "Alexa"? |
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"I don't have Alexa.
I will never have Alexa. What a convenient listening device, handily installed in homes with the owners full consent.
My daughter's friend swears it's listening to their conversations.
It must be monitoring speech at the very least otherwise how will it pick up you sayin "Alexa"?"
It's when it's recording speech we ned to worry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alexa, send message to every online female within a 30 mile radius asking them if they fancy a fuck and enclose image of my penis to seal the deal."
The day Alexa can do this the male membership of Fab will pass the million mark overnight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's for busy people, it will, however, be abused by the lazy.
my sister in law has bought her 7 year old daughter one for christmas  "
...and those who would rather leave an AI algorithm to entertain their kids. Then wonder why you have to continuously buy their kids affection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Try talking about a holiday, or new product around Alexa. Then see what adverts pop up during your browsing..."
Same with your phone! Your phone listens to everything! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alexa me babber ow thee bis I casnt understand thee.
Alexa order I some new daps.
Total silence she cant understand local phrases.
Siri can be just as bad heres some things I think maybe useful. |
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"Try talking about a holiday, or new product around Alexa. Then see what adverts pop up during your browsing..."
Your phone and laptop do that already. It's in the improving 'customer experience' use of product.
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