Following on from my thread yesterday about boasting a back hairy enough to render an average Wildebeest green with envy (my friends back...obviously.....yes), today may I address the fellas on the forum (ladies, you may join in to although will be less likely to admit to possessing one.....of course):
Hair around the arsehole.
Why?! Just why?!!!
I mean seriously, what sort of poor design is that?
So.....do you shave the old chocolate starfish?
Maybe wax the bugger? Or else do you leave it clogged with shit?
Pray do reveal all your heartwarming and/or spiritually uplifting hairy bum hole stories here folks  |
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over a year ago
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I had a back, sack and crack the first time I decided to get it sorted. Fookin’ hell it was excruciating and the wax came off looking like roadkill 
I’ve shaved it since. |
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I’m thinking of asking someone to do mine for me (as I can’t see if I’ve done a decent shaving job)
Um.....any good Samaritan’s here willing to do the Christian thing and volunteer for this most honourable task?  |
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"I’m thinking of asking someone to do mine for me (as I can’t see if I’ve done a decent shaving job)
Um.....any good Samaritan’s here willing to do the Christian thing and volunteer for this most honourable task? "
Just go into Boots and buy some wax strips. Make sure you have your phone on you to call a friend to come peel you off the ceiling  |
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"I’m thinking of asking someone to do mine for me (as I can’t see if I’ve done a decent shaving job)
Um.....any good Samaritan’s here willing to do the Christian thing and volunteer for this most honourable task?
Just go into Boots and buy some wax strips. Make sure you have your phone on you to call a friend to come peel you off the ceiling "
I’d rather do it at home than in Boots but hey ho in Hastings, eh?  |
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"I’m thinking of asking someone to do mine for me (as I can’t see if I’ve done a decent shaving job)
Um.....any good Samaritan’s here willing to do the Christian thing and volunteer for this most honourable task?
Just go into Boots and buy some wax strips. Make sure you have your phone on you to call a friend to come peel you off the ceiling
I’d rather do it at home than in Boots but hey ho in Hastings, eh? "
Exactly! Hastings is at the forefront of public anal waxing. Its something to be proud of  |
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Does anyone perform the old ‘Cock up one’s leg whilst pulling one’s arse cheek up and to the side in order to procure an un-buttocked-obstruction run for the razor blade’ technique?
I can thoroughly recommend it 
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over a year ago
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I get B to lick mine off. He has a tongue like a cat.
That's a lie of course. I veet/shave. I would pluck with tweezers if got really bored, oh, and had a mirror the size of a small plane.
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