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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

.. a Cards Direct Christmas card you bought for 10p in the January sales last year ..

What other dubious signs of affection can you think of?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Giving someone a present, that you received the year before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Custard Creams.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there

A new hoover

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Your last Rolo

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

A Hammer Drill

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A bunch of carnations from the reduced section at the BP garage.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Licking their plate clean to save her washing up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bunch of carnations from the reduced section at the BP garage. "

I've had a bunch of them.

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By *oseyoudownMan  over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

A slap in face with a wet fish!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Those blue surgical slippers you get in hospitals

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Receiving the present back that you sent them last year

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Swapping your Bridget Jones' for a thong in the middle of winter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hand me downs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A diamond

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong

A cuddle and a cheeky bum squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Giving someone a present, that you received the year before "

And then you realise you have it back to the person who gave it to you

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"A Hammer Drill"

An ex of mine bought me a sander for Xmas once

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A gift basket of hotel toiletries.

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By *rwhite30Man  over a year ago

deptford London

cummin in their ass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A gift basket of hotel toiletries. "

And a hamper of out of date food

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flowers from gas station.

And a bottle of toilet duck

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

A cook book and a set of Asda’s finest pots and pans

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Out of date chicken

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh, a generic gift voucher and a comment in the card about you being so hard to buy for because you're so unfriendly.

It happened to me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a birthday present , the wrapping was a Boots meal deal bag!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I had a birthday present , the wrapping was a Boots meal deal bag! "

Lol!

I know people who do carrier bags as wrapping so more money can go on the gift. That's kind of an opt in thing though, you don't spring it on someone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A gift basket of hotel toiletries.

And a hamper of out of date food "

A hamper full of hotel tea bags, coffee sachets and packets of two biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had a birthday present , the wrapping was a Boots meal deal bag!

Lol!

I know people who do carrier bags as wrapping so more money can go on the gift. That's kind of an opt in thing though, you don't spring it on someone. "

It wasn’t so they spent more on the present. I’ll laugh about it in years to come.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Last rolo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lending a hand when the bog roll runs out

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

A new set of windscreen wiper blades and a pot noodle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Socks in the wrong size from sports direct from your own mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

20 Benson & Hedges and a 4 pack of Happy Shopper lager. Giftwrapped.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"20 Benson & Hedges and a 4 pack of Happy Shopper lager. Giftwrapped. "

Do you know how much Benson and Hedges cost now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"20 Benson & Hedges and a 4 pack of Happy Shopper lager. Giftwrapped.

Do you know how much Benson and Hedges cost now? "

10 Benson & Hedges then?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My mum bought me a new cordless hoover for Christmas this year.

My son washed my Dyson in the shower!

After using a crap cylinder hoover for the last couple months, I'm over the moon!

My mum is ace x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

…. a new pair of Marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"20 Benson & Hedges and a 4 pack of Happy Shopper lager. Giftwrapped.

Do you know how much Benson and Hedges cost now?

10 Benson & Hedges then?

"

It's no longer possible to buy cigarettes in packs of 10.

It's almost as if the Government wants people to smoke more.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A box of chocs they know you can't eat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A razor when u have a beard

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester

Hubby coming home with nice bottle of red

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"20 Benson & Hedges and a 4 pack of Happy Shopper lager. Giftwrapped.

Do you know how much Benson and Hedges cost now?

10 Benson & Hedges then?

It's no longer possible to buy cigarettes in packs of 10.

It's almost as if the Government wants people to smoke more."

You can tell I’m a non smoker can’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm off to the pub, see ya.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Holding your hair back for you whilst being sick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sitting down on a warm loo seat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sitting down on a warm loo seat "

Having a wee while someone's in the shower

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saying it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clearing up their vomit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"20 Benson & Hedges and a 4 pack of Happy Shopper lager. Giftwrapped.

Do you know how much Benson and Hedges cost now?

10 Benson & Hedges then?

It's no longer possible to buy cigarettes in packs of 10.

It's almost as if the Government wants people to smoke more.

You can tell I’m a non smoker can’t you? "

I am too but I sometimes get them for other people.

I was shocked to find out they were only €24 for 200 in Gran Canaria. They would be £80+ over here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Giving her a pair of shoes that you used to take a profile pic with

#fakenews

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By *teveukkentMan  over a year ago

Local

Take your washing for them to clean and iron

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

A dog

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

A naked booby hug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The song "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" by U2 being the newly weds first dance..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A hastily wrapped gift in crumpled just ripped off another present and reused wrapping paper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The song "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" by U2 being the newly weds first dance.. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jizz in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jizz in the eye "

Christ that stings

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I had a Le Creuset frying pan in my xmas stocking one year lol!

Luckily for me that meant it was a very large xmas sticking, and full of other gifts!

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Anel

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By *hatYorkLadMan  over a year ago

York

Giving someone a present that you won in a raffle which had previously been won in another raffle...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was the advert.

Give her something she will love.

Buy her a hoover

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

A shared plot in the cemetery

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A shared plot in the cemetery "

They are almost BOGOF you know lol!

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place


"A shared plot in the cemetery

They are almost BOGOF you know lol! "

Especially if you go one on top of the other rather than side by side.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jizz in the eye

Christ that stings "

Lol I can't say I've been on the receiving end. So far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had a Le Creuset frying pan in my xmas stocking one year lol!

Luckily for me that meant it was a very large xmas sticking, and full of other gifts! "

They are too heavy for me to cook with .

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I had a Le Creuset frying pan in my xmas stocking one year lol!

Luckily for me that meant it was a very large xmas sticking, and full of other gifts!

They are too heavy for me to cook with ."

It was too much I agree...was pretty bloody funny when he heaved the stocking onto the bed xmas morning too lol!

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By *owhard007Man  over a year ago

leeds

Last year's calender

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex

Flowers.... from the garage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A hobo wife sucking a hobo hubbys poo penis

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Washing up gloves for a lady; Hey, it’s a practical gift though right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Washing up gloves for a lady; Hey, it’s a practical gift though right? "
iv done that before and a toaster

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Washing up gloves for a lady; Hey, it’s a practical gift though right? iv done that before and a toaster "

He he - What was her subsequent reaction?

Add an iron and ironing board to the list to

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A spice rack.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

When someone thoughtfully tells you "I'd give it a few minutes" as they exit the bathroom swooooon!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Herpes...

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple  over a year ago

chester


"A Hammer Drill"

Don't knock it

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple  over a year ago

chester


"Herpes..."

Attending the STD clinic together

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a step ladder once from my uncle, to be fair its very handy as I'm only 5ft so now I can change my own lightbulbs.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple  over a year ago

chester


"A spice rack."

Pretty spicy rack you've got there Minnie

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Lidl 'Value' condoms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lidl 'Value' condoms"

Hell yeah ! Using them behind the shop to be sure they are all right

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