I think I’ve become lazy and my technique has gone to pot 
Without wishing to inflict a lousy technical performance upon some unfortunate lady, what fruit types, household appliances or general bric a brac should I practice snogging upon to up my game once again?  |
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"I think I’ve become lazy and my technique has gone to pot
Without wishing to inflict a lousy technical performance upon some unfortunate lady, what fruit types, household appliances or general bric a brac should I practice snogging upon to up my game once again? "
that's easy and it's a seasonal thing a turkey butt or a peach |
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Surely it’s like riding a bike. It’ll all come back to you. Being the kind and lovely person I am though I can probably spare you half hour to practice on me. It being the season of good will and all that.  |
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"I think I’ve become lazy and my technique has gone to pot
Without wishing to inflict a lousy technical performance upon some unfortunate lady, what fruit types, household appliances or general bric a brac should I practice snogging upon to up my game once again? that's easy and it's a seasonal thing a turkey butt or a peach "
Should I cook the turkey first? What about stuffing? |
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"I think I’ve become lazy and my technique has gone to pot
Without wishing to inflict a lousy technical performance upon some unfortunate lady, what fruit types, household appliances or general bric a brac should I practice snogging upon to up my game once again? that's easy and it's a seasonal thing a turkey butt or a peach
Should I cook the turkey first? What about stuffing? "
If you like warm sloppy kiss practice yes |
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"Surely it’s like riding a bike. It’ll all come back to you. Being the kind and lovely person I am though I can probably spare you half hour to practice on me. It being the season of good will and all that. "
Thank you m’lady xxx Puker up.......*dribbles*  |
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Follow her lead. I'm not out of practice, but I find everyone has their own technique, and things work best if technique is mirrored. Or at least, I get compliments when I mirror technique, and love it when someone returns the favour. |
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