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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you had a pet brontosaurus, obviously you'd have to put it on a lead to take it out for a walk.

My question is which end of its neck would the collar go?

The top end by the head, or down the other end ? Or the middle?

Or would it be better with a bridle?

(This is what I woke up thinking about this morning..)

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By *lueWonderMan  over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Probably better with a harness type arrangement

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is very similar to the question of where on his neck a Girafe would wear a tie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ride it like a dino rider my once fave toy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

End nearest body, less likely to wrench and hurt neck.

Saddle and harness means you could ride him/her though, way cooler...

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Indeed, this is a question I have asked myself on many occasions....

My conclusion? Reigns on it like a horse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Up near the head. It’s a big animal to pull in a particular direction.

At least with a head collar you’ve only gotta move the head and his body should follow naturally.

I sound like an expert! I’ve never worked at Jurassic Park, nor have I ever owned a pet dinosaur.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brontësaurus is the most literary of all the dinosaurs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Indeed!! And if you wanted to tease a centipede, exactly which leg would you pull?

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Brontësaurus is the most literary of all the dinosaurs. "

Thesaurus is the most learned

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By *dsindyTV/TS  over a year ago

East Lancashire

Just teach it to heel.....No need for a leash then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you had a pet brontosaurus, obviously you'd have to put it on a lead to take it out for a walk.

My question is which end of its neck would the collar go?

The top end by the head, or down the other end ? Or the middle?

Or would it be better with a bridle?

(This is what I woke up thinking about this morning..)"

now you need to get out more and add a little more water to the gin

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"End nearest body, less likely to wrench and hurt neck.

Saddle and harness means you could ride him/her though, way cooler... "

Yes I'm with you on this one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just ride that Dino x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't want to use a collar on a brontosaurus tbf, I would use a harness so there is an even distribution of weight across his chest, and thus avoiding damaging the fragile neck vertebrae.

Or I would use a head collar for the control and to stop him pulling.

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By *eorge JetsonMan  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I always wondered how T-Rex opens cans with those little tiny arms and claws that don't have the range of motion to meet in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brontësaurus is the most literary of all the dinosaurs. "

Liketolickalottapuss is the most lesbian of dinosaurs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brontësaurus is the most literary of all the dinosaurs.

Thesaurus is the most learned "

Penisaurus lives in my pants

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland

You’d have to buy him a posture collar. I think a nice latex one with a ball gag attached would do just perfectly

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dont walk with mine, it flies and breathes fire

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I always wondered how T-Rex opens cans with those little tiny arms and claws that don't have the range of motion to meet in the middle "

Never buys a round, can't get its hands in its pockets....

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

Same collar I use when walking the giraffe obviously !!

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"I always wondered how T-Rex opens cans with those little tiny arms and claws that don't have the range of motion to meet in the middle

Never buys a round, can't get its hands in its pockets...."

Probably has a smartphone with Google or Apple pay!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I wouldn't want to use a collar on a brontosaurus tbf, I would use a harness so there is an even distribution of weight across his chest, and thus avoiding damaging the fragile neck vertebrae.

Or I would use a head collar for the control and to stop him pulling.

"

Love the thought that's gone into these answers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make sure u have plenty of dino poop bags. I hate standing in dinosaur crap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think you mean Apatosaurus?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Love the thought that's gone into these answers!"

Well that is what I would do for my Diplodocus tbf, he has a long fragile neck too.

Might as well have Diney as a pet! The girls at work have nicknamed me 'fossil'

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Make sure u have plenty of dino poop bags. I hate standing in dinosaur crap."

I've trained mine to poop on command.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

He’s a commandpo

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Brontësaurus is the most literary of all the dinosaurs.

Thesaurus is the most learned "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slip lead a very very very long one for built up areas and on the beach let it roam free

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sick of people being against t-rex's, its the owner not the dinosaur!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I took my dinosaur round the park this morning.

Nobodysaurus.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dinosaurs don't exist so as it's unlikely I reckon it should be made of glitter. And cover the whole head and neck like dinoburka

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Ring through the nose

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Ring through the nose"

He's more Emo than punk tbh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My question would be would you have to pick it’s poop up

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Ring through the nose

He's more Emo than punk tbh"

Emosaur

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you had a pet brontosaurus, obviously you'd have to put it on a lead to take it out for a walk.

My question is which end of its neck would the collar go?

The top end by the head, or down the other end ? Or the middle?

Or would it be better with a bridle?

(This is what I woke up thinking about this morning..)"

omg your names not Alice is it?

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