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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What’s the best way to keep your cock looking youthful, we all know we live busy, hectic lives and there’s a lot of pressure to stay in shape, but my cock is 44 years old now and some days he looks it, especially after I tried to break the landspeed wanking record (I cum just short).
Any who, what lotions and potions can you recommend to use and is it safe to exfoliate and moisturise a penis, also can you get a facial for one ?
(If this thread has been done before, I’ll eat my hat)
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
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"What’s the best way to keep your cock looking youthful, we all know we live busy, hectic lives and there’s a lot of pressure to stay in shape, but my cock is 44 years old now and some days he looks it, especially after I tried to break the landspeed wanking record (I cum just short).
Any who, what lotions and potions can you recommend to use and is it safe to exfoliate and moisturise a penis, also can you get a facial for one ?
(If this thread has been done before, I’ll eat my hat)
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Never thought this would be a topic of conversation but Im not above using a bit of moisturiser. Not for any reason than i used it for dry skin near that area anf if thers a bit of excess its put to good use.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drink enough water to keep your skin hydrated.
Wear cotton boxers.
Use cocoa butter moisturiser nightly (or try others until you find one you like).
Don't use soap on it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Drink enough water to keep your skin hydrated.
Wear cotton boxers.
Use cocoa butter moisturiser nightly (or try others until you find one you like).
Don't use soap on it."
Duly noted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drink enough water to keep your skin hydrated.
Wear cotton boxers.
Use cocoa butter moisturiser nightly (or try others until you find one you like).
Don't use soap on it."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim has posted often about the moisturising of his member. I advise asking him.  "
Which I think means that the OP has to eat his hat!
Good work! Pics please Tame, ketchup with that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim has posted often about the moisturising of his member. I advise asking him.
Bugger, even this thead isn’t original "
I believe it may only have been within the nocturnal thread, so you may be spared on a technicality.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never understand why he has a sun tan when he never sees the light of day"
I was going to say he must pop out at night, when you’re a sleep, but that wouldnt work. R |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jim has posted often about the moisturising of his member. I advise asking him.
Bugger, even this thead isn’t original
I believe it may only have been within the nocturnal thread, so you may be spared on a technicality. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the best way to keep your cock looking youthful, we all know we live busy, hectic lives and there’s a lot of pressure to stay in shape, but my cock is 44 years old now and some days he looks it, especially after I tried to break the landspeed wanking record (I cum just short).
Any who, what lotions and potions can you recommend to use and is it safe to exfoliate and moisturise a penis, also can you get a facial for one ?
(If this thread has been done before, I’ll eat my hat)
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I'll tell you what... I'll give it some exercise every day ...I know I know a hard job but I'll do it!!( |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s the best way to keep your cock looking youthful, we all know we live busy, hectic lives and there’s a lot of pressure to stay in shape, but my cock is 44 years old now and some days he looks it, especially after I tried to break the landspeed wanking record (I cum just short).
Any who, what lotions and potions can you recommend to use and is it safe to exfoliate and moisturise a penis, also can you get a facial for one ?
(If this thread has been done before, I’ll eat my hat)
I'll tell you what... I'll give it some exercise every day ...I know I know a hard job but I'll do it!!( "
It doesn’t take much to wear it out.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't believe that anybody said it.
You have to fuck a watermelon weekly. If you don't have a watermelon fuck a tetrapack filled with semi-skimmed milk from Scotland. |
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