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over a year ago
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"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon??????
Good point... the bloody things are everywhere but you never see chicks...
Do they hatch fully grown or something? 
Nita"
I have actually seen one and they are hideous  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It will just be the universe answering the questions by the way, I have to go in for my tea 
The universe ain't listening."
I'll poke it or something  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it actually true not To yellow snow?
Yep and if walking in the mountains somebody hasn’t left chocolate raisins out for you "
When In Wales, weather isn't that bad is a lie!! |
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"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon??????
Good point... the bloody things are everywhere but you never see chicks...
Do they hatch fully grown or something?
Nita
I have actually seen one and they are hideous "
In that case they can stay hidden |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it actually true not To yellow snow?
Yep and if walking in the mountains somebody hasn’t left chocolate raisins out for you
When In Wales, weather isn't that bad is a lie!! "
And you don’t get used to the rain that’s a lie also |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do fluffs smell so much worse when you let one go in the bath?
There is a science behind this indeed most wondrous phenomenon (I going to google it....) "
Please let me know your findings |
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I hath returned with the answer
Apparently, when a coarse individual passes wind through their back passage (obviously I never perform such wholly vulgar acts....ahem) a large percentage of the gas is absorbed and slowed from full airborne release by one’s undergarments and trousers or skirt.
Conversely, in a bath the gas is transported directly out and upwards in a bubble whereupon reaching the surface, the full malodorous stench is proudly emitted.
Also, the warm air (in the bath) furthermore adds to the speed of the olfactory terror that rises from the deep so to speak |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon??????
Good point... the bloody things are everywhere but you never see chicks...
Do they hatch fully grown or something?
Nita"
Nah, see them all the time at work.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hath returned with the answer
Apparently, when a coarse individual passes wind through their back passage (obviously I never perform such wholly vulgar acts....ahem) a large percentage of the gas is absorbed and slowed from full airborne release by one’s undergarments and trousers or skirt.
Conversely, in a bath the gas is transported directly out and upwards in a bubble whereupon reaching the surface, the full malodorous stench is proudly emitted.
Also, the warm air (in the bath) furthermore adds to the speed of the olfactory terror that rises from the deep so to speak "
Beautifully emitted explanation thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did frank lampards goal vs germany 'not cross the line'  "
To be fair, the two feet it landed behind the goal line was close. It’s understandable how the ref didn’t give it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon??????
Good point... the bloody things are everywhere but you never see chicks...
Do they hatch fully grown or something?
Nita
I have actually seen one and they are hideous "
We had a pair of pigeons build a nest and raise two chicks on our balcony years ago. They are so astonishingly ugly that they go right through hideous and come out the other side as adorably cute : -D
Juvenile pigeons are very similar to adults. You can spot them though as their legs are grey and they lack the iridescent colours on the neck feathers.
Here endeth etc. |
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"Who picks up guide dog poop?"
I helped “foster “ a guide dog a few years ago
They are trained to poo on demand in a specific place once a day
And judging from the smell of this particular hound even a blind person would of had no problems locating said turd |
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"Who picks up guide dog poop?
I helped “foster “ a guide dog a few years ago
They are trained to poo on demand in a specific place once a day
And judging from the smell of this particular hound even a blind person would of had no problems locating said turd "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?????? yes i used to keep them"
So did my ex husband, and he raced them. Baby pigeons don't leave the best until they are quite big.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I asked earlier but didn't get my answer:
If I died in a foreign country will the NHS want my organs as I'm an organ donor.
No as they can’t afford to ship you back. "
My insurance would ship me back. The NHS sends organs overseas to private recipients, so they can surely get mine sent home in a freezer box.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What did the first ever person who milked a cow think he was doing?
I'm guessing he thought he was milking a cow! 
Think about it properly Doc! "
Whooooooosh ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What did the first ever person who milked a cow think he was doing?
I'm guessing he thought he was milking a cow!
Think about it properly Doc! "
I...think...he...thought...he...was...milking...a...cow! |
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