Random cracker related whinge: Don’t you bloody well hate it when you’ve gone to all the trouble to put a lovely cheese and pickled onion topping on one and the bloody thing desegregates all down your front when you bite into it?
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"Random cracker related whinge: Don’t you bloody well hate it when you’ve gone to all the trouble to put a lovely cheese and pickled onion topping on one and the bloody thing desegregates all down your front when you bite into it?
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My cupboards are bare too - not even a cracker in sight 
I'm very rarely home all day and live alone so my fridge only has condiments and wine and my cupboards have cereal and more condiments and spices ( the spices are there to pretend I cook occasionally  )
I'm bored waiting for the workman and would love have a yummy snack now 
I'm contemplating a glass of wine to kill the boredom  |
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Random Cracker Factoid: You know the holes that you often see in crackers?
They’re actually called, ‘Docking holes.’
Be sure to join me next time when I shall explain the fascinating origins of Melton Melbray Pork Pies |
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"My cupboards are bare too - not even a cracker in sight
I'm very rarely home all day and live alone so my fridge only has condiments and wine and my cupboards have cereal and more condiments and spices ( the spices are there to pretend I cook occasionally )
I'm bored waiting for the workman and would love have a yummy snack now
I'm contemplating a glass of wine to kill the boredom "
I hear you.
I never eat cereal but found a lone single box of Frosties and ate them last night.
Times is hard!
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"My cupboards are bare too - not even a cracker in sight
I'm very rarely home all day and live alone so my fridge only has condiments and wine and my cupboards have cereal and more condiments and spices ( the spices are there to pretend I cook occasionally )
I'm bored waiting for the workman and would love have a yummy snack now
I'm contemplating a glass of wine to kill the boredom
I hear you.
I never eat cereal but found a lone single box of Frosties and ate them last night.
Times is hard!
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Haha bad times!
Did you have milk to put in the frostiest?
I might have to have porridge with water or dry shredded wheat 
I'm not even hungry I'm just booooored!
I might need a couple of your crackers to soak up the wine I'm tempted to drink at 2pm
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"Random Cracker Factoid: You know the holes that you often see in crackers?
They’re actually called, ‘Docking holes.’
Be sure to join me next time when I shall explain the fascinating origins of Melton Melbray Pork Pies "
In comparison to my day so far cracker facts are REALLY interesting |
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"Random Cracker Factoid: You know the holes that you often see in crackers?
They’re actually called, ‘Docking holes.’
Be sure to join me next time when I shall explain the fascinating origins of Melton Melbray Pork Pies
In comparison to my day so far cracker facts are REALLY interesting "
Well in that case.......
Did you know that the humble cream cracker was invented by a Mr Joseph Haughton at his home in Dublin, Ireland before being subsequently manufactured by William Jacob (Jacob’s) in a small bakery around 1885?
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"Random Cracker Factoid: You know the holes that you often see in crackers?
They’re actually called, ‘Docking holes.’
Be sure to join me next time when I shall explain the fascinating origins of Melton Melbray Pork Pies
In comparison to my day so far cracker facts are REALLY interesting
Well in that case.......
Did you know that the humble cream cracker was invented by a Mr Joseph Haughton at his home in Dublin, Ireland before being subsequently manufactured by William Jacob (Jacob’s) in a small bakery around 1885?
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Fuck me I'm bored
If the workman doesn't come soon I'm definitely opening that bottle of wine |
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I'm contemplating a glass of wine to kill the boredom
beat you to it .... Hic "
Your such a lush
You'll need a couple of Minxys dry crackers to soak it all up soon |
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I'm contemplating a glass of wine to kill the boredom
beat you to it .... Hic
Your such a lush
You'll need a couple of Minxys dry crackers to soak it all up soon "
Bet she doesn't share anyway ... and I lolled @ lush... (just call me Sue Ellen ) |
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I'm contemplating a glass of wine to kill the boredom
beat you to it .... Hic
Your such a lush
You'll need a couple of Minxys dry crackers to soak it all up soon
Bet she doesn't share anyway ... and I lolled @ lush... (just call me Sue Ellen )"
You're welcome to them, I tried one, it stuck to the roof of my mouth and I went crosseyed.
Will swap for wine... |
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