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You fcuking irritate me!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’re annoyingly me right now! Your avatar isn’t 3D touchable and squeezable .. grrrr!!
You're irritating me with that fecking Santa hat!
(Not really)"
You taunt me with a ready supply of gravy yet reject my flirtatious offers to let you ladder my tights! Scousers eh-eh-eh-eh kkkkkkkalm down wac.... |
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"You’re annoyingly me right now! Your avatar isn’t 3D touchable and squeezable .. grrrr!!
You're irritating me with that fecking Santa hat!
(Not really)
You taunt me with a ready supply of gravy yet reject my flirtatious offers to let you ladder my tights! Scousers eh-eh-eh-eh kkkkkkkalm down wac...."
You’ve annoyed me most grievously as your heel has just poked my eyeball out....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’re annoyingly me right now! Your avatar isn’t 3D touchable and squeezable .. grrrr!!
You're irritating me with that fecking Santa hat!
(Not really)
You taunt me with a ready supply of gravy yet reject my flirtatious offers to let you ladder my tights! Scousers eh-eh-eh-eh kkkkkkkalm down wac....
You’ve annoyed me most grievously as your heel has just poked my eyeball out.... "
the fact one side of your chest looks higher than the other grrrrrrrr
Hulk smash |
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"You’re annoyingly me right now! Your avatar isn’t 3D touchable and squeezable .. grrrr!!
You're irritating me with that fecking Santa hat!
(Not really)
You taunt me with a ready supply of gravy yet reject my flirtatious offers to let you ladder my tights! Scousers eh-eh-eh-eh kkkkkkkalm down wac....
You’ve annoyed me most grievously as your heel has just poked my eyeball out.... the fact one side of your chest looks higher than the other grrrrrrrr
Hulk smash"
 Thou have annoyed me by clearly having had a better breakfast than I did this morning   |
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"You’re annoyingly me right now! Your avatar isn’t 3D touchable and squeezable .. grrrr!!
You're irritating me with that fecking Santa hat!
(Not really)
You taunt me with a ready supply of gravy yet reject my flirtatious offers to let you ladder my tights! Scousers eh-eh-eh-eh kkkkkkkalm down wac....
You’ve annoyed me most grievously as your heel has just poked my eyeball out.... the fact one side of your chest looks higher than the other grrrrrrrr
Hulk smash
Thou have annoyed me by clearly having had a better breakfast than I did this morning "
Your titties irritate me as they're better than mine! |
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"You’re annoyingly me right now! Your avatar isn’t 3D touchable and squeezable .. grrrr!!
You're irritating me with that fecking Santa hat!
(Not really)
You taunt me with a ready supply of gravy yet reject my flirtatious offers to let you ladder my tights! Scousers eh-eh-eh-eh kkkkkkkalm down wac....
You’ve annoyed me most grievously as your heel has just poked my eyeball out.... the fact one side of your chest looks higher than the other grrrrrrrr
Hulk smash
Thou have annoyed me by clearly having had a better breakfast than I did this morning
Your titties irritate me as they're better than mine!"
*squeezing me boobies* 
Thy avatar is somewhat irking me as thy breasticles are heinously covered by a brazier! How dare it obstruct my vision! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You all irritate me, you all c**ts u irritate me because we still havnt taken iver the world pinky"
you irritate more then most, as I have no idea who the ficking fuck pinky is ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't find anything to be irritated by. That irritates me. 
The 1 isn't on the tip of your cock. It annoys me-that's at least another inch!"
That's irritated me now, I've done myself out of an inch. I could be packing 12.5 instead of 11.5 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Caveat has irritated me by doing that typical man thing of ignoring the fella above (as per the rules!) to reply to that hot lass that posted up there ^^^ |
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"Got a touch of PMT today, so go for it, tell the person above how much they fcuking irritate you.
I'd say play nicely, but that would be irritating."
Hou it rate me because no doubt you won’t meet me hehe! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a touch of PMT today, so go for it, tell the person above how much they fcuking irritate you.
I'd say play nicely, but that would be irritating."
You’re so irritating I’d send you a PM but I can’t as you have an age limit preventing me. And even if I was able to message you, you’d not respond. That’s how irritating you are.
Now who fancies a cuppa? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Harvey Weinstein really irritates me because I can no longer ogle the pretty girls at work and give them neck and shoulder massages before slipping my hand down their fronts “by accident”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am so irritated you abuse cucumbers (at agent3)"
jt you irritate me with your veggie loving ways, save the veggie marching protesting secret carrot ass stuffer !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am so irritated you abuse cucumbers (at agent3) jt you irritate me with your veggie loving ways, save the veggie marching protesting secret carrot ass stuffer !!! "
Carrots are bl**dy useless, the stalks just break when I try to pull them out. Butternut squash so much more filling too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a touch of PMT today, so go for it, tell the person above how much they fcuking irritate you.
I'd say play nicely, but that would be irritating."
nooooooo not taking bait, I think you're gorgeous ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a touch of PMT today, so go for it, tell the person above how much they fcuking irritate you.
I'd say play nicely, but that would be irritating."
Wait arevyou not allowed to say that word properly on here lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone who isn’t meet verified that messages me. Then sends another message, cheeky or abusive, when I delete it without reading it. Even thought I state this will happen on my profile! "
You irritating me by being so hot but so bloody far! Lol  |
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"Everyone who isn’t meet verified that messages me. Then sends another message, cheeky or abusive, when I delete it without reading it. Even thought I state this will happen on my profile!
You irritating me by being so hot but so bloody far! Lol "
You are irritatingly tasty, and irritatingly in the Midlands. |
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"Everyone who isn’t meet verified that messages me. Then sends another message, cheeky or abusive, when I delete it without reading it. Even thought I state this will happen on my profile!
You irritating me by being so hot but so bloody far! Lol
You are irritatingly tasty, and irritatingly in the Midlands."
you are irritatingly in Liverpool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone who isn’t meet verified that messages me. Then sends another message, cheeky or abusive, when I delete it without reading it. Even thought I state this will happen on my profile!
You irritating me by being so hot but so bloody far! Lol
You are irritatingly tasty, and irritatingly in the Midlands."
Looking sexy OP, irritating... Distance yet again ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It irritates me that ladies never take the time to read my profile and only look at the pictures before contacting me.
And, yes, I’m well today.
And I find Fab is sh*te but I’m yet to find better.
And No I don’t wanna fuck right now (I may have a gap in my diary tomorrow though)
And write Sidney University in the subject line so I know you read up to here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It irritates me that Melchior thinks he has free time tomorrow... You've pulled!
Irritating cute in spex"
You hide those sexy feet away in boots, heels and stripey socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It irritates me that Melchior thinks he has free time tomorrow... You've pulled!
Irritating cute in spex"
Want join her and I and get irritated together ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It irritates me that Melchior thinks he has free time tomorrow... You've pulled!
Irritating cute in spex
Want join her and I and get irritated together ?
I'll direct "
Directors, so irritating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It irritates me that Melchior thinks he has free time tomorrow... You've pulled!
Irritating cute in spex
Want join her and I and get irritated together ?
I'll direct "
do as you're told |
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"It irritates me that Melchior thinks he has free time tomorrow... You've pulled!
Irritating cute in spex
Want join her and I and get irritated together ?
I'll direct
Directors, so irritating "
Bad Welsh Santas, so irritating...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It irritates me that Melchior thinks he has free time tomorrow... You've pulled!
Irritating cute in spex
Want join her and I and get irritated together ?
I'll direct
Directors, so irritating
Bad Welsh Santas, so irritating...
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Realising that this Bad Santa is from Merseyside but just lives in Wales must be irritating... |
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"It irritates me that Melchior thinks he has free time tomorrow... You've pulled!
Irritating cute in spex
Want join her and I and get irritated together ?
I'll direct
Directors, so irritating
Bad Welsh Santas, so irritating...
Realising that this Bad Santa is from Merseyside but just lives in Wales must be irritating... "
A Wirral Santa, even more fecking irritating. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It irritates me that Melchior thinks he has free time tomorrow... You've pulled!
Irritating cute in spex
Want join her and I and get irritated together ?
I'll direct
Directors, so irritating
Bad Welsh Santas, so irritating...
Realising that this Bad Santa is from Merseyside but just lives in Wales must be irritating...
A Wirral Santa, even more fecking irritating."
You're just being irritating now, I'm with maryfuckingpoppins, that red bra is irritating get rid  |
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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago
The Land of Kink! |
"Got a touch of PMT today, so go for it, tell the person above how much they fcuking irritate you.
I'd say play nicely, but that would be irritating."
You annoy me cos your fit as fuck, local kinky and have amazing tits but haven't got you out for a social yet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aww, I can't be nasty to little Christmas Tosh todger. less of the fooking little
That Cock Santa is irritating...and a bit disturbing...but I do like perving your pix"
i actually find it disturbing myself lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually, I love you all today.
Mwah x
Does that mean you’ll give us all a tit wank or a good fingering?
Do you deserve one?"
In my mind I do. But reality and my mind live on two separate astral plains.
So I’ll go with my first answer. Yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your so annoying !! 
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
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newtons law the further away the harder it falls |
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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago
deptford London |
"Your so annoying !!
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
newtons law the further away the harder it falls
Wise words Yoda"
you are annoying as i want you to own me but you dont want to |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Your so annoying !!
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
newtons law the further away the harder it falls
Wise words Yoda
you are annoying as i want you to own me but you dont want to "
Jumped-up annoying little gobshite... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have removed them, look in my profile lol.
I like.
Oh yes me too, let's double team him "
Unless you are sticking a cricket bat up our arse don't assume you are capable of doing anything, unless you are willing to back up your username |
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"I have removed them, look in my profile lol.
I like.
Oh yes me too, let's double team him
Unless you are sticking a cricket bat up our arse don't assume you are capable of doing anything, unless you are willing to back up your username "
Blimey...New balls please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your so annoying !!
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
newtons law the further away the harder it falls
Wise words Yoda"
fear is the path to the darkside oh Disney one |
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"Your so annoying !!
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
newtons law the further away the harder it falls
Wise words Yodafear is the path to the darkside oh Disney one "
Very little scares me.
Quite a lot irritates me.
But every pearl is started by a grain of sand irritating the fuck out of an lobster.
Or an oyster even. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your so annoying !!
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
newtons law the further away the harder it falls
Wise words Yodafear is the path to the darkside oh Disney one
Very little scares me.
Quite a lot irritates me.
But every pearl is started by a grain of sand irritating the fuck out of an lobster.
Or an oyster even."
You’re the grains of sand under my foreskin - irritate me anymore and you’ll be getting a pearl necklace |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your so annoying !!
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
newtons law the further away the harder it falls
Wise words Yodafear is the path to the darkside oh Disney one
Very little scares me.
Quite a lot irritates me.
But every pearl is started by a grain of sand irritating the fuck out of an lobster.
Or an oyster even."
firmerdoor? |
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"Your so annoying !!
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
newtons law the further away the harder it falls
Wise words Yodafear is the path to the darkside oh Disney one
Very little scares me.
Quite a lot irritates me.
But every pearl is started by a grain of sand irritating the fuck out of an lobster.
Or an oyster even.firmerdoor? "
My doors are fine.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your so annoying !!
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
newtons law the further away the harder it falls
Wise words Yodafear is the path to the darkside oh Disney one
Very little scares me.
Quite a lot irritates me.
But every pearl is started by a grain of sand irritating the fuck out of an lobster.
Or an oyster even.firmerdoor?
My doors are fine.
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You're just another one of those smug, message ignoring, no reply, come chase me, fabs so easy for me women!!!
Err fancy a shag annoying person? |
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"Your so annoying !!
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
newtons law the further away the harder it falls
Wise words Yodafear is the path to the darkside oh Disney one
Very little scares me.
Quite a lot irritates me.
But every pearl is started by a grain of sand irritating the fuck out of an lobster.
Or an oyster even.firmerdoor?
My doors are fine.
You're just another one of those smug, message ignoring, no reply, come chase me, fabs so easy for me women!!!
Err fancy a shag annoying person?"
True. And yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your so annoying !!
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
newtons law the further away the harder it falls
Wise words Yodafear is the path to the darkside oh Disney one
Very little scares me.
Quite a lot irritates me.
But every pearl is started by a grain of sand irritating the fuck out of an lobster.
Or an oyster even.firmerdoor?
My doors are fine.
"
What about your lobster firmerdoor? |
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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago
deptford London |
"Your so annoying !!
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
newtons law the further away the harder it falls
Wise words Yoda
you are annoying as i want you to own me but you dont want to
Jumped-up annoying little gobshite..."
Annoyingly rude and not funny |
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"Your so annoying !!
You are less annoying with your pants off.
You are annoyingly far away
Not that far. It's all relative.
newtons law the further away the harder it falls
Wise words Yodafear is the path to the darkside oh Disney one
Very little scares me.
Quite a lot irritates me.
But every pearl is started by a grain of sand irritating the fuck out of an lobster.
Or an oyster even.firmerdoor?
My doors are fine.
What about your lobster firmerdoor? "
You annoy me cos you’re so god damn sexy xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so fuckin irritated by all you irritating people on this irritable thread..now I've irritated myself by you lot irritating me "
I'm irritated by how sensitive you are |
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"I'm so fuckin irritated by all you irritating people on this irritable thread..now I've irritated myself by you lot irritating me
I'm irritated by how sensitive you are "
Ok..now I very irritable and sensitive to very irritable people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so fuckin irritated by all you irritating people on this irritable thread..now I've irritated myself by you lot irritating me
I'm irritated by how sensitive you are
Ok..now I very irritable and sensitive to very irritable people "
I am vexed that you are underneath Dotty, when I wanted to be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so fuckin irritated by all you irritating people on this irritable thread..now I've irritated myself by you lot irritating me
I'm irritated by how sensitive you are
Ok..now I very irritable and sensitive to very irritable people
I am vexed that you are underneath Dotty, when I wanted to be. "
Your boobs are annoying the life out of me! Keep having to look to see which is the most annoying pic of them |
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"I'm so fuckin irritated by all you irritating people on this irritable thread..now I've irritated myself by you lot irritating me
I'm irritated by how sensitive you are
Ok..now I very irritable and sensitive to very irritable people
I am vexed that you are underneath Dotty, when I wanted to be. "
Wait there..your turn next after she's drained me dry..now that isn't irritable at all.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so fuckin irritated by all you irritating people on this irritable thread..now I've irritated myself by you lot irritating me
I'm irritated by how sensitive you are
Ok..now I very irritable and sensitive to very irritable people
I am vexed that you are underneath Dotty, when I wanted to be.
Wait there..your turn next after she's drained me dry..now that isn't irritable at all.. "
You’re so annoying, you can all piss off! Except Dotty, you, you can piss on (me)! |
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