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I think I’m on the wrong site ..
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over a year ago
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".. my inbox and Kik seems to be full of Christmas trees, advent calendars and decorations. 
But, sadly, distinctly lacking in gratuitous female nudity! 
Come on ladies, as much as I appreciate all your festive efforts around the house throw in a naughty or two *every now and then* .. purrrlease?! 
What’s making YOU think you might be on the wrong site right now?!  "
I could always forward you some of the dick pics I've had this morning?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits
What can I say? It’s a kink of mine "
Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that. |
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits
What can I say? It’s a kink of mine
Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that. "
‘Candy canes......mmmm yessss!!’ *fappety fap* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
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 ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits
What can I say? It’s a kink of mine
Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that.
‘Candy canes......mmmm yessss!!’ *fappety fap* "
You actually really intrigue me but also scare me a teeny bit. |
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits
What can I say? It’s a kink of mine
Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that.
‘Candy canes......mmmm yessss!!’ *fappety fap*
You actually really intrigue me but also scare me a teeny bit. "
 Oh, I’m harmless even off the heavy meds dosage and even then, they’re only prescribed to inhibit my somewhat curious proclivities for attempting to mate with trees and letter boxes..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits
What can I say? It’s a kink of mine
Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that.
‘Candy canes......mmmm yessss!!’ *fappety fap*
You actually really intrigue me but also scare me a teeny bit.
Oh, I’m harmless even off the heavy meds dosage and even then, they’re only prescribed to inhibit my somewhat curious proclivities for attempting to mate with trees and letter boxes..... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. "
I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy |
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..
I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy "
Aww none of your pics are rubbish Queen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..
I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy "
Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!
I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..
I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy
Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!
I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day! "
Bloody favouritism  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits
Oi, I'm not that strange ya know Missus! 
Hmmmmmmm
I think you would like to find out? "
Can’t I have a beard phobia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..
I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy
Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!
I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!
Bloody favouritism "
He’s just saying that so I don’t blab to the world he is actually a she called Debra from Newcastle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..
I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy
Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!
I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!
Bloody favouritism
He’s just saying that so I don’t blab to the world he is actually a she called Debra from Newcastle "
He did have a bit of a Geordie twang now I come to think of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..
I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy
Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!
I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!
Bloody favouritism
He’s just saying that so I don’t blab to the world he is actually a she called Debra from Newcastle
He did have a bit of a Geordie twang now I come to think of it "
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits
Oi, I'm not that strange ya know Missus!
Hmmmmmmm
I think you would like to find out?
Can’t I have a beard phobia "
I have a razor and am getting quite bored with ma goatee if I'm totally honest, ma hair is gonna stay quite long though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..
I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy
Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!
I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!
Bloody favouritism "
Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..
I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy
Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!
I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!
Bloody favouritism
Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’"
So I’m just ‘ANYONE’ to you now? Huh?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..
I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy
Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!
I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!
Bloody favouritism
Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’
So I’m just ‘ANYONE’ to you now? Huh?!"
Oooooooh. You’re treading on very thin ice now Danny boy. Send me all my pics immediately! And hers too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..
I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy
Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!
I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!
Bloody favouritism
Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’
So I’m just ‘ANYONE’ to you now? Huh?!
Oooooooh. You’re treading on very thin ice now Danny boy. Send me all my pics immediately! And hers too!"
Is that cracks I can hear? From the ice? HMMMM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough
Fine
I’ll go cry myself to sleep
Suit yourself
ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..
I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy
Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!
I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!
Bloody favouritism
Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’
So I’m just ‘ANYONE’ to you now? Huh?!
Oooooooh. You’re treading on very thin ice now Danny boy. Send me all my pics immediately! And hers too!"
Backs away slowly!!
Anyway people of Fab! Why do YOU think you’re on the wrong site right now!?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I was going to treat you to a glimpse of my Christmas apron... But I guess I'll take it off and get dressed again
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.. well let’s not be hasty now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m on the wrong site because I’m looking for a nice guy to have a monogamous relationship with!
Not every guy likes being rimmed everyday though Annie "
He could have it done whilst he slept. He doesn’t have to be awake for it. |
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"I’m on the wrong site because I’m looking for a nice guy to have a monogamous relationship with!
Not every guy likes being rimmed everyday though Annie
He could have it done whilst he slept. He doesn’t have to be awake for it. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site.....
I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds.
Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here.... "
You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus |
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"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site.....
I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds.
Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here....
You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus "
I love a bit of Jane Austin.....all those bodices and garters......mmmmm *blood rushes to loin area*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site.....
I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds.
Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here....
You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus
I love a bit of Jane Austin.....all those bodices and garters......mmmmm *blood rushes to loin area* "
My bodice doth heave for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. my inbox and Kik seems to be full of Christmas trees, advent calendars and decorations.
But, sadly, distinctly lacking in gratuitous female nudity!
Come on ladies, as much as I appreciate all your festive efforts around the house throw in a naughty or two *every now and then* .. purrrlease?!
What’s making YOU think you might be on the wrong site right now?! "
Excellent effort. Hope you got a lot  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".. my inbox and Kik seems to be full of Christmas trees, advent calendars and decorations.
But, sadly, distinctly lacking in gratuitous female nudity!
Come on ladies, as much as I appreciate all your festive efforts around the house throw in a naughty or two *every now and then* .. purrrlease?!
What’s making YOU think you might be on the wrong site right now?!
Excellent effort. Hope you got a lot "
Ha thank you!
I actually got more Chrimbo decs than gratuitous nudity! But I did get some!
Thanks to those that did #youknowwhoyouare |
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"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site.....
I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds.
Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here....
You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus
I love a bit of Jane Austin.....all those bodices and garters......mmmmm *blood rushes to loin area*
My bodice doth heave for you. "
He He - My loins doth now swell in licentious anticipation.....so much so that the buttons on my manly britches have now popped and flown across the courtyard, subsequently knocking over a lowly stablehand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ha thank you!
I actually got more Chrimbo decs than gratuitous nudity! But I did get some!
Thanks to those that did #youknowwhoyouare "
As long as you didn’t get many cock pics haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site.....
I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds.
Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here....
You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus
I love a bit of Jane Austin.....all those bodices and garters......mmmmm *blood rushes to loin area*
My bodice doth heave for you.
He He - My loins doth now swell in licentious anticipation.....so much so that the buttons on my manly britches have now popped and flown across the courtyard, subsequently knocking over a lowly stablehand "
Lets hope he doesn't tumble into that handy water trough, so stood before me will be a bulging nearly trouserless gent and a (no doubt) shirtless wet stablehand. Whatever is a girl to do, my fan will flutter uncontrollably |
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