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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers  "
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?  |
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours? "
#should of gone to spec savers 
How do you know what my smiles like? |
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?
#should of gone to spec savers
How do you know what my smiles like? "
It was an attempt to make a humourous play on your user name, which evidently missed its mark.  |
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?
#should of gone to spec savers
How do you know what my smiles like?
It was an attempt to make a humourous play on your user name, which evidently missed its mark. "
#missed-shouldofgonetospecsavers |
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?
#should of gone to spec savers
How do you know what my smiles like?
It was an attempt to make a humourous play on your user name, which evidently missed its mark.
#missed-shouldofgonetospecsavers "
I probably should.
I thought your profile photo was of a toilet seat until I zoomed in on it.... |
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?
#should of gone to spec savers
How do you know what my smiles like?
It was an attempt to make a humourous play on your user name, which evidently missed its mark.
#missed-shouldofgonetospecsavers
I probably should.
I thought your profile photo was of a toilet seat until I zoomed in on it.... "
Is that a hearing aid you’re wearing? |
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?
#should of gone to spec savers
How do you know what my smiles like?
It was an attempt to make a humourous play on your user name, which evidently missed its mark.
#missed-shouldofgonetospecsavers
I probably should.
I thought your profile photo was of a toilet seat until I zoomed in on it....
Is that a hearing aid you’re wearing? "
No, it’s my mobile-beard-oil-dispenser.
A beard as intimidatingly strong as mine takes some serious maintenance.  |
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?
#should of gone to spec savers
How do you know what my smiles like?
It was an attempt to make a humourous play on your user name, which evidently missed its mark.
#missed-shouldofgonetospecsavers
I probably should.
I thought your profile photo was of a toilet seat until I zoomed in on it....
Is that a hearing aid you’re wearing?
No, it’s my mobile-beard-oil-dispenser.
A beard as intimidatingly strong as mine takes some serious maintenance. "
It’s clearly hiding a weak chin. I think you have a slight overbite as well.
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?
#should of gone to spec savers
How do you know what my smiles like?
It was an attempt to make a humourous play on your user name, which evidently missed its mark.
#missed-shouldofgonetospecsavers
I probably should.
I thought your profile photo was of a toilet seat until I zoomed in on it....
Is that a hearing aid you’re wearing?
No, it’s my mobile-beard-oil-dispenser.
A beard as intimidatingly strong as mine takes some serious maintenance.
It’s clearly hiding a weak chin. I think you have a slight overbite as well.
"
Let’s see your face pic then?
Face-off.
I wonder who will win |
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?
#should of gone to spec savers
How do you know what my smiles like?
It was an attempt to make a humourous play on your user name, which evidently missed its mark.
#missed-shouldofgonetospecsavers
I probably should.
I thought your profile photo was of a toilet seat until I zoomed in on it....
Is that a hearing aid you’re wearing?
No, it’s my mobile-beard-oil-dispenser.
A beard as intimidatingly strong as mine takes some serious maintenance.
It’s clearly hiding a weak chin. I think you have a slight overbite as well.
Let’s see your face pic then?
Face-off.
I wonder who will win "
Why do you fancy me? |
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?
#should of gone to spec savers
How do you know what my smiles like?
It was an attempt to make a humourous play on your user name, which evidently missed its mark.
#missed-shouldofgonetospecsavers
I probably should.
I thought your profile photo was of a toilet seat until I zoomed in on it....
Is that a hearing aid you’re wearing?
No, it’s my mobile-beard-oil-dispenser.
A beard as intimidatingly strong as mine takes some serious maintenance.
It’s clearly hiding a weak chin. I think you have a slight overbite as well.
Let’s see your face pic then?
Face-off.
I wonder who will win
Why do you fancy me? "
Show us the face pic and I’ll tell you... |
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over a year ago
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"I’ll leave you to dream and imagine.
While I decide if I’m going to sleep or waking the fella up for round 4
Isn’t your arm aching yet? "
The Fella I’m in bed with? It’s not me who’s been doing most of the work really. |
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?
#should of gone to spec savers
How do you know what my smiles like?
It was an attempt to make a humourous play on your user name, which evidently missed its mark.
#missed-shouldofgonetospecsavers
I probably should.
I thought your profile photo was of a toilet seat until I zoomed in on it....
Is that a hearing aid you’re wearing?
No, it’s my mobile-beard-oil-dispenser.
A beard as intimidatingly strong as mine takes some serious maintenance.
It’s clearly hiding a weak chin. I think you have a slight overbite as well.
Let’s see your face pic then?
Face-off.
I wonder who will win
Why do you fancy me?
Show us the face pic and I’ll tell you... "
#totesdesperatefabstraightmanwithissues
Get a tissue dude. |
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"I’ll leave you to dream and imagine.
While I decide if I’m going to sleep or waking the fella up for round 4
Isn’t your arm aching yet?
The Fella I’m in bed with? It’s not me who’s been doing most of the work really. "
In which case, enjoy yourself.  |
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?
#should of gone to spec savers
How do you know what my smiles like?
It was an attempt to make a humourous play on your user name, which evidently missed its mark.
#missed-shouldofgonetospecsavers
I probably should.
I thought your profile photo was of a toilet seat until I zoomed in on it....
Is that a hearing aid you’re wearing?
No, it’s my mobile-beard-oil-dispenser.
A beard as intimidatingly strong as mine takes some serious maintenance.
It’s clearly hiding a weak chin. I think you have a slight overbite as well.
Let’s see your face pic then?
Face-off.
I wonder who will win
Why do you fancy me?
Show us the face pic and I’ll tell you...
#totesdesperatefabstraightmanwithissues
Get a tissue dude. "
Do you have an issue with my sexuality?
Notice I’m not homophobic in the slightest... Extend me the same courtesy . |
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"I’ll leave you to dream and imagine.
While I decide if I’m going to sleep or waking the fella up for round 4
Isn’t your arm aching yet?
The Fella I’m in bed with? It’s not me who’s been doing most of the work really.
In which case, enjoy yourself. "
I think he probably will  |
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"I’ll leave you to dream and imagine.
While I decide if I’m going to sleep or waking the fella up for round 4
Isn’t your arm aching yet?
The Fella I’m in bed with? It’s not me who’s been doing most of the work really.
In which case, enjoy yourself.
I think he probably will "
Maybe, but he dissed my face.
I reckon my current clear face pic resembles an Armani model, albeit one wearing dubious headphones.
When we see his we can compare our overbites....
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"I want to fuck jesus in front of satan
xx"
I sucked Satan in front of Jesus.
Jesus was sucking of Santa Claus.
And I had very bad heartburn afterwards.  And Jesus got a big gift from Santa Claus. |
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"I want to fuck jesus in front of satan
xx
I sucked Satan in front of Jesus.
Jesus was sucking of Santa Claus.
And I had very bad heartburn afterwards. And Jesus got a big gift from Santa Claus."
You’re going straight to hell . |
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"I didn't spend five years in fricking evil school for nothing
Looks more like you spent a few years in Santa school...
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You do realise he took that pic about 5 years ago when Santa was a little baby? |
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"I want to fuck jesus in front of satan
xx
I sucked Satan in front of Jesus.
Jesus was sucking of Santa Claus.
And I had very bad heartburn afterwards. And Jesus got a big gift from Santa Claus.
You’re going straight to hell :p-D."
Well I all ways have been a bitch from hell.
X |
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"I want to fuck jesus in front of satan
xx
I sucked Satan in front of Jesus.
Jesus was sucking of Santa Claus.
And I had very bad heartburn afterwards. And Jesus got a big gift from Santa Claus.
You’re going straight to hell :p-D.
Well I all ways have been a bitch from hell.
X"
You can’t be.
I’ve already wasted 5 years of my life with her.  |
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"I’ve already wasted 5 years of my life with her.
Hopefully not the one that I spent 9 years with that took me for £80K  "
I didn’t think it was possible for anyone to be worse than my ex, but she sounds like a plausible candidate...
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"I’ve already wasted 5 years of my life with her.
Hopefully not the one that I spent 9 years with that took me for £80K
I didn’t think it was possible for anyone to be worse than my ex, but she sounds like a plausible candidate...
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Dead right. I sold the bungalow that ma Dad had built, and I lived there for almost 50 years, it was the only inheritance that I was ever gonna have, but she had both Grandparents still alive. |
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"I’m a fucking saint
Who told you that? 
The Pope
It's okay, he preys for mercy every day
On his knees...... in front of a pontif? 
Pick a Pontiff, any Pontiff "
Can’t beat a bit of pontification |
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"I’ve been told I look like a cross between Dracula and the devil himself.
But looks can be deceiving...
Who told you that?
#shoukdofgonetosoecsavers
I’m not smiling in any of my pics.
So how do you know my smile isn’t like yours?
#should of gone to spec savers
How do you know what my smiles like?
It was an attempt to make a humourous play on your user name, which evidently missed its mark.
#missed-shouldofgonetospecsavers
I probably should.
I thought your profile photo was of a toilet seat until I zoomed in on it.... "
actually I did too |
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I'm a little ray of sunshine until crossed.
Went through a phase of wanting to set people I hated on fire once, dark times. Love a bit of fire though.
Watching Jaws last night, properly excited thinking "Go on Jaws! Have 'em! Who's next"
Took me back my pyro days, that dark excitement.
I do actually have a list of friends ex boyfriends I'd love to push off a cliff though in a Barry and Janine style. |
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"I'm that evil that I tell kid's when the ice cream Van plays a tune it's to let the parents no he's ran out haha and they still remember it now "
What do you mean? It doesn't mean he's ran out? Muuuuuum wtf!!! |
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"I'm pure as the driven snow..
Those lips say otherwise!
Ok. So my lips might not be quite pure as the driven snow, but the rest of me is..honest
Believe every word she says 
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Thousands would believe you.... |
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over a year ago
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"I'm pure as the driven snow..
Those lips say otherwise!
Ok. So my lips might not be quite pure as the driven snow, but the rest of me is..honest
Believe every word she says
Thousands would believe you.... "
They should |
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I tried to rationalize my behaviour.
I am "emotionally abusive".
I don't think it's something I can change.
Possibly hard for me to understand.
I tend to have thick skin.
Someone on hear was moaning about childhood bullying but my childhood was "moderately abusive". So I tend not to cry over tiny things as an adult.
I'm not violent but I have uncontrolable anger where I hulk smash furnature and have mealtdowns. This is in contrast to how I behave at thai boxing...for that I have to be calm.
Am I evil? Idk. I think not. When it comes to groups of people picking on someone I don't like it. I try to base my morrals around the bible/word of Jesus...that's my basic guideline.
Right and wrong are Gray areas.
Evil is a thief or a bully or criminal or narcasist sociopath...
Setimes I think my acts of kindness are in situations where the majority of sheeple are being dicks...
You probably glad to have Me when everyone else takes mob mentality against you... (empopathic swarm syndromes don't affect me)
I volenteer to help less fortunate people...though mainly because it brings me advantages...
^^that's quite "sociopathic" in a way but I'm on my best behaviour with the disabled people I help.
I don't really feel much empathy but I've made good friends with one guy who has one leg and I help him.
Evil is when you break the law or bully someone. Sometimes I do things impulsively that I later regret but the morality behind rule breaking I've done before isn't incredibly cruel stuff.
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Im not at all evil, though i have evil ideas about an old boss who i would love to see hit by a bus and be in excruciating pain in the middle of a dark country lane while i just sat next to him asking every 30 seconds, does it hurt |
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"I tried to rationalize my behaviour.
I am "emotionally abusive".
I don't think it's something I can change.
Possibly hard for me to understand.
I tend to have thick skin.
Someone on hear was moaning about childhood bullying but my childhood was "moderately abusive". So I tend not to cry over tiny things as an adult.
I'm not violent but I have uncontrolable anger where I hulk smash furnature and have mealtdowns. This is in contrast to how I behave at thai boxing...for that I have to be calm.
Am I evil? Idk. I think not. When it comes to groups of people picking on someone I don't like it. I try to base my morrals around the bible/word of Jesus...that's my basic guideline.
Right and wrong are Gray areas.
Evil is a thief or a bully or criminal or narcasist sociopath...
Setimes I think my acts of kindness are in situations where the majority of sheeple are being dicks...
You probably glad to have Me when everyone else takes mob mentality against you... (empopathic swarm syndromes don't affect me)
I volenteer to help less fortunate people...though mainly because it brings me advantages...
^^that's quite "sociopathic" in a way but I'm on my best behaviour with the disabled people I help.
I don't really feel much empathy but I've made good friends with one guy who has one leg and I help him.
Evil is when you break the law or bully someone. Sometimes I do things impulsively that I later regret but the morality behind rule breaking I've done before isn't incredibly cruel stuff.
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