If I believed all the straight guys on here it would be gorgeous but frankly it just an appendage I piss with, that has a mind of its own when aroused.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its ok, i get the lemon jif which leaves a powdery residue but then the brasso makes it all good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and do you perhaps put bows n lil ribbons on it ta make it look more pretty

Got a ring in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My penis is lovely, a Frenchman told me.

That’s not at all what I told you. You misunderstood my accent, I said measly"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My penis is lovely, a Frenchman told me.

That’s not at all what I told you. You misunderstood my accent, I said measly"

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My penis is lovely, a Frenchman told me.

That’s not at all what I told you. You misunderstood my accent, I said measly

actually I just had a sneeky peek,,and in Italian they'd say piccolo

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By *ilfbonaMan over a year ago

birmingham

Amazing...ive been told!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I put a Xmas jumper and hat on it

I think this is my favourite pic on the while site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dazzling like the Northern Lights. Less green thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nit as pretty as my fingers there beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cocks get so much more attractive to me when I like who they're attached to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I put a Xmas jumper and hat on it

I think this is my favourite pic on the while site."
Aww thankyou

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By *ilfbonaMan over a year ago

birmingham

Mine is lush!

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By *uit and bootsMan over a year ago

Manchester

I’m not the biggest, but have been told it’s quite attractive

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By *utual InterestsMan over a year ago

Kent

Been told in the past that mine is a "nice one"...... just wish I had more cause to use it than just for pissing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dress mine in a sombrero and moustache and call it Carlos Cojones

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I did put a bow round it as a birthday present once

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By *rcheekyxxMan over a year ago

nottingham

It’s pretty but can get very angry

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By *hite1100Man over a year ago

Hither Green

Less pretty than my face.

But medically certified as huge... There’s nothing like shagging doctors for self aggrandisement.

In my experience medical doctors also tend to be filthy and epic in bed. Anyone else experienced that?

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By *hite1100Man over a year ago

Hither Green

Ps my dr count so far is:

2*GPs

1* junior hospital doctor (shifts were a bitch)

1* hospital registrar (who did chests, or some such shit, and hated it as a job).

Any more for any more?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do that every Sundays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

apparently mine is “the best cock they’ve ever seen”

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I do that every Sundays "

Gosh, you're fussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My penis is lovely, a Frenchman told me.

ive a funny feeling I know which frenchman

He does have a lovely one ! Btw I do approve the name change though as it made me go on your profile to discover who you were. When I realised that it was you Jimo, I sensuous bashed my bishop while thinking of you baking me a cake

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Cocks get so much more attractive to me when I like who they're attached to "

Oh yes, this is same for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not overly sure

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I'm not overly sure

What we need to know is the grading system then line you all up and give you a score. Who is up for that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s prettier than some, uglier than others but it’s mine and I wouldn’t change it for any thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not overly sure

What we need to know is the grading system then line you all up and give you a score. Who is up for that?

"
Ha ha will you be a judge

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I'm not overly sure

What we need to know is the grading system then line you all up and give you a score. Who is up for that?

Ha ha will you be a judge

Well someone has to do it Taff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I personally never thought about it, until joining fab.. now I'm thankful of the penis looks I've been blessed with

Some very.. peculiar looking willies on here

Adam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With its markings, I think mine looks delightful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Less pretty than my face.

But medically certified as huge... There’s nothing like shagging doctors for self aggrandisement.

In my experience medical doctors also tend to be filthy and epic in bed. Anyone else experienced that? "
i have with nurses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Less pretty than my face.

But medically certified as huge... There’s nothing like shagging doctors for self aggrandisement.

In my experience medical doctors also tend to be filthy and epic in bed. Anyone else experienced that? "

No, but I’ve heard that about male doctors, was it Doctor Feelgood ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get told I have a nice looking cock ha ha ha suppose it’s a compliment lol

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Cock browsing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought this said cuck. If I had one he'd be pretty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With its markings, I think mine looks delightful. "
are the measurements in millimetres?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought this said cuck. If I had one he'd be pretty.

I thought it said Chuck, love that guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do people rate my cock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine looks the bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With its markings, I think mine looks delightful. are the measurements in millimetres? "

Cant you tell, they're in feet of course.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do people rate my cock?"

I guess 7 and girthy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine looks the bollocks!"

Lmao

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

It’s every man’s favourite toy. Of course we all think they are great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think mine's ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines like a car accident

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines caused a car accident"

i can understand why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines caused a car accident

i can understand why

Cheeky bastard lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was told a few years ago that my ‘mini me’ looked very beautiful with the p/a in.

Not sure there supposed to look ‘beautiful’.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do people rate my cock?"

With a points system or out of five stars usually.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

I like mine, I've become quite attached to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines not very attractive. I’ve been told it’s a monster a few times. Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been told mines very swell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and do you perhaps put bows n lil ribbons on it ta make it look more pretty

Ask my verification

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's compact and bijou. Dressing it up would be gilding the lilly.

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

I'm sorry, I don't think any are. To quote Billy Connolly, they all look "like the last fresh chicken in the shop" the one everyone has proked and prodded and thought 'no way' to.

Or maybe we are the wrong sex to judge.

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By *allSteveMan over a year ago

Poole

My cock is really ugly. But the chickens seem to like him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines like a car accident"
suprised u can sit down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines not pretty at all OP it’s a one eyes spitting monster lol

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Mine looks like a lightsaber so it's rude not to play with it complete with the humming whooshing noises

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Mine looks like a lightsaber so it's rude not to play with it complete with the humming whooshing noises"

This alone makes it look pretty #awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check mine out

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By *owhard007Man over a year ago

leeds

"I'm not overly sure

What we need to know is the grading system then line you all up and give you a score. Who is up for that?

Yes why not it's Xmas after all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fills what it has to.

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Don’t know take a look and pm the result

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women say it looks gorgeous.

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I got my cock out ...

"Reminds me of a famous weapon!" Said a lady to me.. I smiled and looked rather pleased until she said "yeah ..an oozy 9 mm!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never seen a pretty cock. But I have seen a handsome cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's so pretty it's been offered a modelling contract

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some are prettier than others. I do like a pretty one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is beaut

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Lots of men commenting who have no pictures of it on the profile. Proof, people!

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By *sianMancMan over a year ago

Manchester

Very pretty. Lipstick looks really good on mine

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Hell yes x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines festive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lots of men commenting who have no pictures of it on the profile. Proof, people!

Ask my vari

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Less pretty than my face.

But medically certified as huge... There’s nothing like shagging doctors for self aggrandisement.

In my experience medical doctors also tend to be filthy and epic in bed. Anyone else experienced that? "

We need photo evidence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks great nestled between baps with a bit of mayo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been told it's a handsome looking cock

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"and do you perhaps put bows n lil ribbons on it ta make it look more pretty

I'm very happy with mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been told it's a handsome looking cock

Ha ha I’ve been told this too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ermmm no idea you tell me

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By *ay19720Man over a year ago

Ashford kent

"and do you perhaps put bows n lil ribbons on it ta make it look more pretty

take a look..and you tell me..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

In this weather mine currently resembles a Cocktail Sausage that's been in the fridge too long

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By *ikki_now_n_thenTV/TS over a year ago

Leicester

"and do you perhaps put bows n lil ribbons on it ta make it look more pretty

I'll let you sneak a peek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bow eh, must try that!

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Take a look and let me know

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

I hang ring donuts on mine -ladies like cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's for other people to judge

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

He's a handsome bastard.

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By *aughtyGent86Man over a year ago

Stockport

Never tried a bow, but been told it a good looking penis a few times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hang ring donuts on mine -ladies like cake"

I don't like doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They all look the same with a bag on their head......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never given it any thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some are prettier than others..

Some look diseased

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like pretty ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been told it was but people will say anything! Johnygod must have the prettiest he's got everything else going for him...

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I like pretty ones

"
Send you mine, see what you think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like pretty ones

Send you mine, see what you think.

You can't beat a good unsolicited cock pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like pretty ones

Send you mine, see what you think.

Cheers for that

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

Mine is sooo pretty, men swoon at the sight of it.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I like pretty ones

Send you mine, see what you think.

You can't beat a good unsolicited cock pic

"
She's wanted if for ages, just made her wait. Slobbering now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine has 7 fabs! So 7 people think it is ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like pretty ones

Send you mine, see what you think.

You can't beat a good unsolicited cock pic

You certainly can’t. It’s my absolute favourite. I just can’t get enough of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine is sooo pretty, men swoon at the sight of it."

So it my purple one too and it’s massive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had a few fabs

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By *CheshireMaleMan over a year ago

Middlewich

if you add me lol ill let you decide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best looking here

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By *etal MickeyMan over a year ago

Blackpool

Some love it

Some hate it

Some are freaked out by it

But there definitely is no other like it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never seen one adorned in a ribbon, or a bow for that matter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently it’s very pretty-for a cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have never seen one adorned in a ribbon, or a bow for that matter "

Quite like to see one dressed up like a maypole now, all that interconnecting coloured ribbon. Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have never seen one adorned in a ribbon, or a bow for that matter

Quite like to see one dressed up like a maypole now, all that interconnecting coloured ribbon. Anyone?

I could dress mine up as Darth Vader, or a marrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where does one buy ribbons?

...asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have never seen one adorned in a ribbon, or a bow for that matter

Quite like to see one dressed up like a maypole now, all that interconnecting coloured ribbon. Anyone?

I could dress mine up as Darth Vader, or a marrow. "

Yes please. To both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never had any complaints about mine

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By *ackD9Man over a year ago

shropshire

I’m told mine is luscious, but you may disagree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well im gappy with mine ..but a load of people disagree

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"I hang ring donuts on mine -ladies like cake

I don't like doughnuts. "

Other cake varieties are available -but you gotta be quick cos they don't stick around for long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hang ring donuts on mine -ladies like cake

I don't like doughnuts.

Other cake varieties are available -but you gotta be quick cos they don't stick around for long"

Is it those mini chocolate covered doughnuts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The last woman to comment on mine said it looked delicious, I was pretty happy with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have

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