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If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching? |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
Go on then, as it's you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always just feel too big to be on top - obviously not your problem. But a regular friend is usually pulling me on top so I kind of figure my own worries are pointless because he obviously enjoys it. So as long as the guy your with is encouraging it then I would guess your doing a good job |
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"No, I've never come with a woman on top anyway. It is a relax position."
That’s good, my favourite position is missionary anyway, it’s just nicer but for visuals and to cover all bases I’d like to be able to go on top. |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
 . Good luck. I really hope you get some responses lol! x
Now let’s see if this is the fastest thread to fill in fab history! |
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If I’m honest, I’ve never had a woman blow my mind when riding on top, I don’t think it’s essential anyway. The best sex comes from those that you have a mental and physical bond with and just because the person isn’t the best at a position doesn’t mean that they don’t make it up elsewhere.
Be confident in the skills you do possess and work on those that you’re less confident on, because as the old adage goes, practice makes perfect! |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
I'm so rubbish at it ,iv no coordination , luckily there's tons of other positions  |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?
I'm so rubbish at it ,iv no coordination , luckily there's tons of other positions "
It is hard though, especially if the guys got muscley quadriceps. Like do you put your feet flat on the bed and properly squat up and down, do you put your knees either side of his thighs and grind, I can only do the grinding, to a degree, not great but that’s what I like. |
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Tip: If the rhythmic momentum is proving difficult, try leaning forward and bracing yourself on either the chaps chest or else by placing your hands above his head and/or shoulders.
This will be doubly beneficial as not only will the lady have greater leverage to perform her pelvic motions but the fortuitous chap will get a bonus face-full of boob to. It’s a win-win situation!   |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?
I'm so rubbish at it ,iv no coordination , luckily there's tons of other positions
It is hard though, especially if the guys got muscley quadriceps. Like do you put your feet flat on the bed and properly squat up and down, do you put your knees either side of his thighs and grind, I can only do the grinding, to a degree, not great but that’s what I like. "
Just sit right down on him and pretend to hula hoop.....that'll so it. Or just kinda squat on him and I reckon he'll be happy to provide the motion. |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
I think any guy on here would do that in heart beat just saying |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
A d*unk girl once insisted on riding me but she lost her balance half way through, fell off me and was asleep before she hit the floor  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?
I'm so rubbish at it ,iv no coordination , luckily there's tons of other positions
It is hard though, especially if the guys got muscley quadriceps. Like do you put your feet flat on the bed and properly squat up and down, do you put your knees either side of his thighs and grind, I can only do the grinding, to a degree, not great but that’s what I like.
Just sit right down on him and pretend to hula hoop.....that'll so it. Or just kinda squat on him and I reckon he'll be happy to provide the motion."
Oh, I like the hula hooping idea.
I have in the past just hovered there and the guy has fucked into me kind of thing.
Oh my god I really feel like having sex, it’s been an age. I’ve got Kevin and Perry’s song in my head constantly, all I wanna do is do it, big girl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
75kg is a good squat. Happy to act as a training stallion.... |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
Isn't that necrophilia ? Sea biscuits been dead for 70 ish years |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?
I'm so rubbish at it ,iv no coordination , luckily there's tons of other positions
It is hard though, especially if the guys got muscley quadriceps. Like do you put your feet flat on the bed and properly squat up and down, do you put your knees either side of his thighs and grind, I can only do the grinding, to a degree, not great but that’s what I like.
Just sit right down on him and pretend to hula hoop.....that'll so it. Or just kinda squat on him and I reckon he'll be happy to provide the motion.
Oh, I like the hula hooping idea.
I have in the past just hovered there and the guy has fucked into me kind of thing.
Oh my god I really feel like having sex, it’s been an age. I’ve got Kevin and Perry’s song in my head constantly, all I wanna do is do it, big girl!"
Annie please don’t ever leave here. I think I’d cry! |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
Definitely xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?
I'm so rubbish at it ,iv no coordination , luckily there's tons of other positions
It is hard though, especially if the guys got muscley quadriceps. Like do you put your feet flat on the bed and properly squat up and down, do you put your knees either side of his thighs and grind, I can only do the grinding, to a degree, not great but that’s what I like.
Just sit right down on him and pretend to hula hoop.....that'll so it. Or just kinda squat on him and I reckon he'll be happy to provide the motion.
Oh, I like the hula hooping idea.
I have in the past just hovered there and the guy has fucked into me kind of thing.
Oh my god I really feel like having sex, it’s been an age. I’ve got Kevin and Perry’s song in my head constantly, all I wanna do is do it, big girl!
Annie please don’t ever leave here. I think I’d cry!"
I will hand the baton to someone else don’t worry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's my least favourite position because I just feel I can't do it right "
It’s my favourite . I thought it was most women’s favourite to be honest. Again, I know nowt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's my least favourite position because I just feel I can't do it right "
I’m sure that there would be someone who would be more than happy for you to practise it with them  |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
I barely ever fun with a woman on top but there are many ways to be do it. Some can be very pleasurable. Variety is always more exciting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The worse on top you are, the better it is for me. I blow my beans to early when the women is on top, so if you’re crap that would be ideal. "
Even with my lack of skills I once inserted the guys penis, went up once and on the down stroke he blew his beans was literally seconds, finish him! Magic fanny. |
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"The worse on top you are, the better it is for me. I blow my beans to early when the women is on top, so if you’re crap that would be ideal.
Even with my lack of skills I once inserted the guys penis, went up once and on the down stroke he blew his beans was literally seconds, finish him! Magic fanny. "
But was he able to do the Scorpian move on you not long after? "GET OVER HERE!"  |
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"The worse on top you are, the better it is for me. I blow my beans to early when the women is on top, so if you’re crap that would be ideal.
Even with my lack of skills I once inserted the guys penis, went up once and on the down stroke he blew his beans was literally seconds, finish him! Magic fanny. "
I have no control when the woman is on top, I tell them in advance, to soften the disappointment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worse on top you are, the better it is for me. I blow my beans to early when the women is on top, so if you’re crap that would be ideal.
Even with my lack of skills I once inserted the guys penis, went up once and on the down stroke he blew his beans was literally seconds, finish him! Magic fanny. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The worse on top you are, the better it is for me. I blow my beans to early when the women is on top, so if you’re crap that would be ideal.
Even with my lack of skills I once inserted the guys penis, went up once and on the down stroke he blew his beans was literally seconds, finish him! Magic fanny.
But was he able to do the Scorpian move on you not long after? "GET OVER HERE!" "
Yeah he did actually, flipped me round and speared me! |
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I used to feel like that because I hear most people talk about grinding and that doesn't really work for me. However I've found a few ways to make bouncing easier. On a sofa is great as you can hold onto the back of the sofa for leverage. If they're lying on their back on the bed I find either leaning forward and leaning on their chest or putting a hand on their thigh behind my bum helps. |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?
I'm so rubbish at it ,iv no coordination , luckily there's tons of other positions
It is hard though, especially if the guys got muscley quadriceps. Like do you put your feet flat on the bed and properly squat up and down, do you put your knees either side of his thighs and grind, I can only do the grinding, to a degree, not great but that’s what I like. "
I’m only a few miles away. Drop me a message and let’s get you “back on the horse” so to speak. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
Girl on top is shit unless the girl is small.
I do like a girl to lie across me while I give her FULL POWER MAXIMUM STRENGTH SUPER SLAM SEX! From underneath...
But one of my favourites was abit heavy (strong)...she basicly jumped my bones and pinned me down and I couldn't struggle out of it. She was vicious and I'd prefer a smaller frame for this kind of thing. |
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How you tried the reverse cow girl position? This gives you the opportunity to learn forward showing your hot bottom to the lucky man your ridding. If you need a hand getting the position right I'll gladly help out |
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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
Im not good at teaching, I think I need a bit more practice. Maybe we can do a trade |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
Jockey training whenever your ready |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
Since I had a heart attack at the turn of the year , this is about the only position I can manage comfortably now . Luckily my wife has perfected it and I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the experimentation we’ve had in perfecting this position |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?
I'm so rubbish at it ,iv no coordination , luckily there's tons of other positions
It is hard though, especially if the guys got muscley quadriceps. Like do you put your feet flat on the bed and properly squat up and down, do you put your knees either side of his thighs and grind, I can only do the grinding, to a degree, not great but that’s what I like.
Just sit right down on him and pretend to hula hoop.....that'll so it. Or just kinda squat on him and I reckon he'll be happy to provide the motion.
Oh, I like the hula hooping idea.
I have in the past just hovered there and the guy has fucked into me kind of thing.
Oh my god I really feel like having sex, it’s been an age. I’ve got Kevin and Perry’s song in my head constantly, all I wanna do is do it, big girl!"
You and me both! You can practice on me any time you like Annie. x |
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Haha I'm sure you'll not be short of offers for a practice partner.
Don't worry about it anyway. If it's not working for the guy, which it will anyway, he can just push you forward onto your knees and thrust into you from below. Guaranteed good time. |
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"The worse on top you are, the better it is for me. I blow my beans to early when the women is on top, so if you’re crap that would be ideal.
Even with my lack of skills I once inserted the guys penis, went up once and on the down stroke he blew his beans was literally seconds, finish him! Magic fanny. "
I think I'm in love....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?
Girl on top is shit unless the girl is small.
I do like a girl to lie across me while I give her FULL POWER MAXIMUM STRENGTH SUPER SLAM SEX! From underneath...
But one of my favourites was abit heavy (strong)...she basicly jumped my bones and pinned me down and I couldn't struggle out of it. She was vicious and I'd prefer a smaller frame for this kind of thing."
Gosh, I prefer to not have sex with a power tool. |
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I smashed my pelvis & broke several vertebrae, left me with a curve to my lower spine & a titled pelvis.
As a result I can't stay on top for very long, as it becomes excruciatingly painful.
I do tell people, explain my problem beforehand.
I wish I could last longer, I've pushed it for too long a couple of times resulting in days of agony after.
Luckily the people I've met have all been very understanding & I've never been made to feel like it's an issue but, I do sometimes feel it's a bit unfair, one-sided on my part. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?
I'm so rubbish at it ,iv no coordination , luckily there's tons of other positions
It is hard though, especially if the guys got muscley quadriceps. Like do you put your feet flat on the bed and properly squat up and down, do you put your knees either side of his thighs and grind, I can only do the grinding, to a degree, not great but that’s what I like. "
As you mentioned it the best one is feet on the bed but it's alot easier on the floor (to begin with). Squat up and down, lean slightly forward but the guy can help by putting his hands just under your bum to help lift the up and down. Then feel your legs start screaming at you then shacking if you can go that far. Then you can twist yourself around to cowgirl and off you go again. Amazing when the chemistry is right if I can remember that far back.
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?
I'm so rubbish at it ,iv no coordination , luckily there's tons of other positions
It is hard though, especially if the guys got muscley quadriceps. Like do you put your feet flat on the bed and properly squat up and down, do you put your knees either side of his thighs and grind, I can only do the grinding, to a degree, not great but that’s what I like.
As you mentioned it the best one is feet on the bed but it's alot easier on the floor (to begin with). Squat up and down, lean slightly forward but the guy can help by putting his hands just under your bum to help lift the up and down. Then feel your legs start screaming at you then shacking if you can go that far. Then you can twist yourself around to cowgirl and off you go again. Amazing when the chemistry is right if I can remember that far back.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Once you get the pelvic movement right you need a few songs to keep your rhythm going.
Start with a slow one and work up to the climax.
Don't hum them or sing them out loud though. |
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over a year ago
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"I would not mind, but do like a woman on top. That is one of the most enjoyable positions for me.
What's that with a pear in your mouth "
Cheeky! You think I would want a woman to be on top while I have a quick nibble on some fruit? |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I would not mind, but do like a woman on top. That is one of the most enjoyable positions for me.
What's that with a pear in your mouth
Cheeky! You think I would want a woman to be on top while I have a quick nibble on some fruit? "
Its that or a tie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I love being on top, like to be able to control the speed. Sit upright and grind, lean forward and give him back a bit of control, reverse cowgirl and more of the same, upright grinding, lean forward and slowly take his length in and out and he gets a good view of whats going on, plus you can stroke his beanbag |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
Yeah it be like that with some women lol take some dancing classes.. or teach yourself.. it's all in the waist |
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"I would not mind, but do like a woman on top. That is one of the most enjoyable positions for me.
What's that with a pear in your mouth
Cheeky! You think I would want a woman to be on top while I have a quick nibble on some fruit?
Its that or a tie "
To be fair, honesty is the best policy so here it goes...
Anything I do involves food because that is standard. Won't bore everyone with the details, but sticking to the topic if a woman is on top food can be an extra ingredient... ahem
In general for me:
Different types of food before, during and after sex is the norm! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone else writhing in bed, trying to work out which muscles they use to ride a man?
No, that'd be just you
I can never keep it up for a really long time."
My thighs start to burn after a few minutes. My knees have locked a few times too |
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"I would not mind, but do like a woman on top. That is one of the most enjoyable positions for me.
What's that with a pear in your mouth
Cheeky! You think I would want a woman to be on top while I have a quick nibble on some fruit?
Its that or a tie
To be fair, honesty is the best policy so here it goes...
Anything I do involves food because that is standard. Won't bore everyone with the details, but sticking to the topic if a woman is on top food can be an extra ingredient... ahem
In general for me:
Different types of food before, during and after sex is the norm!"
We would never get along in bed |
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"Is anyone else writhing in bed, trying to work out which muscles they use to ride a man?
No, that'd be just you
I can never keep it up for a really long time.
My thighs start to burn after a few minutes. My knees have locked a few times too "
I have been known to jump off screaming with cramp. I'm so flaming classy. |
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"Is anyone else writhing in bed, trying to work out which muscles they use to ride a man?
No, that'd be just you
I can never keep it up for a really long time.
My thighs start to burn after a few minutes. My knees have locked a few times too
I have been known to jump off screaming with cramp. I'm so flaming classy. "
Ah yes, the cramps. |
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"I would not mind, but do like a woman on top. That is one of the most enjoyable positions for me.
What's that with a pear in your mouth
Cheeky! You think I would want a woman to be on top while I have a quick nibble on some fruit?
Its that or a tie
To be fair, honesty is the best policy so here it goes...
Anything I do involves food because that is standard. Won't bore everyone with the details, but sticking to the topic if a woman is on top food can be an extra ingredient... ahem
In general for me:
Different types of food before, during and after sex is the norm!
We would never get along in bed "
Haha I didn't mention a bed. Having said that I take it no matter where it was you would not be happy to find a trail of crumbs...
In my defence:
Food and sex are my two favourite things so I thought why not combine them and save a bit of time because won't feel peckish after a very enjoyable experience.
If that is lazy then I put my hands up now because I will be the laziest man anyone can meet
P.s. I thought being able to multi task was a good thing  |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
I’d be over the moon
Saddle up and climb on as long as you wear a helmet
like a proper jockey |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
You have opened Pandora's box here, your mailbox will be bulging.
Had something similar with an ex, she broke her pelvis riding years before she met me and had discounted that position. We worked on it and she got right back into it and enjoyed that position. At the end of the day, you should do things you're comfortable with and your partner should respect that x |
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"I always just feel too big to be on top - obviously not your problem. But a regular friend is usually pulling me on top so I kind of figure my own worries are pointless because he obviously enjoys it. So as long as the guy your with is encouraging it then I would guess your doing a good job "
You will be fine but care you don't yourself or your friend out with those lovely big boobs |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
If the lady isn't too good on top I generally go along the lines of this.
In a normal voice: put your heel like this. Your arms here for support and move ya hips....
7 mins later.....told you that would hit the spot.
If she can't grasp it then. I'd just blame the bed or the position. Switch and cum on her tits.
As to your question.
For you id gladly bring a dildo to a PT session and be a director then we can practice afterwards what we've learned. |
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"It’s all in the hips, rhythm and motion
Practice twerking and slut dropping and you’ll soon get better at it "
I've fucked girls who's never exercised or even been in the gym.
But if they want an orgasm bad enough they'll ride the hell out of you to get it |
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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
Get yourself a 4 poster and some slings to pull up on.
Is there a correct technique?
I am sure your as good or better as the next lady so don't knock yourself..
If you do need some practice then feel free to drop me a line and I'll pack my score paddles.
It's a 10 from me. Xx |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
if your inbox isnt full right now of men saying theyre game then this site is broken |
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over a year ago
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"Haha, all these guys with teachers hearts forming a queue....it's a hypothetical question fellas, she's saving it for gym man at the moment!!"
That is true, although if it ever happened the pressure to put a good shift in would be immense! |
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over a year ago
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"Count me in !!! Make sure your ass slap my balls as you ride me ! "
Now you I actually would have sex with but I’d be embarrassed about you seeing me naked  |
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"Count me in !!! Make sure your ass slap my balls as you ride me !
Now you I actually would have sex with but I’d be embarrassed about you seeing me naked "
Trust me I would make you very comfortable and make of your beautiful body my playground pretty x |
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If you can squat that I’m sure you are riding correctly has anyone said that you are doing it wrong as long as your not doing it like Will off the invetweeners you are doing it ok |
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"Count me in !!! Make sure your ass slap my balls as you ride me !
Now you I actually would have sex with but I’d be embarrassed about you seeing me naked
Trust me I would make you very comfortable and make of your beautiful body my playground pretty x "
I’d want to please you, I’d let you put Nutella on my boobs  |
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By *orro_sMan
over a year ago
Swansea |
"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
I'll do my bestest to help XX
South Wales too  |
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"Count me in !!! Make sure your ass slap my balls as you ride me !
Now you I actually would have sex with but I’d be embarrassed about you seeing me naked
Trust me I would make you very comfortable and make of your beautiful body my playground pretty x
I’d want to please you, I’d let you put Nutella on my boobs "
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
There are two ways on top facing and reverse so you want to know how to relax and enjoy both.
This will be possible if you learn to relax and just go with it as women like different positions. |
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"If you can squat that I’m sure you are riding correctly has anyone said that you are doing it wrong as long as your not doing it like Will off the invetweeners you are doing it ok "
Nobody has really said anything when I’ve attempted it but I’ve always been bear hugged and spun round on to my back where they’ve continued to pound me. |
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"If you can squat that I’m sure you are riding correctly has anyone said that you are doing it wrong as long as your not doing it like Will off the invetweeners you are doing it ok
Nobody has really said anything when I’ve attempted it but I’ve always been bear hugged and spun round on to my back where they’ve continued to pound me. "
Do you complain or just moan |
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"I didn't know we were supposed to squat over them, I can't do that. I kneel over them and ride them like a mad woman. I won't do it anymore.  "
Kneeling is the proper way to ride. Squatting is for show offs. |
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"I'm crap at receiving blow jobs, can anyone help?
I'll tie you to a rack and teach you.
Oh no! That sounds terrible! But... where is this rack of which you speak?"
In my spare room.
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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
Um its fab....blokes will rip yr arm off for it....lol
I don't think there is any great way on top...its more for the women so she can grind and do her thing...were normally in a dream watching. .lol
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"If you can squat that I’m sure you are riding correctly has anyone said that you are doing it wrong as long as your not doing it like Will off the invetweeners you are doing it ok
Nobody has really said anything when I’ve attempted it but I’ve always been bear hugged and spun round on to my back where they’ve continued to pound me. "
Probably because they can feel they are going to cum and they want to get into a position where they can control their orgasm. Not many woman have the leg strength to do squats for an extended period (nor do men BTW) but when they do boom it can get you there pretty quick. |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
Half the blokes in here would be over the moon they got to meet you, let alone complain you never got on top of them. |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"I used to feel like that because I hear most people talk about grinding and that doesn't really work for me. However I've found a few ways to make bouncing easier. On a sofa is great as you can hold onto the back of the sofa for leverage. If they're lying on their back on the bed I find either leaning forward and leaning on their chest or putting a hand on their thigh behind my bum helps."
One of the locals in a pub I used to work was being rode on the couch by his then gf. She bounced so hard the spring came through the couch and speared him in his balls lol . They had to ring an ambulance to release him ...people where calling him Zebedee after that , funny |
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"I didn't know we were supposed to squat over them, I can't do that. I kneel over them and ride them like a mad woman. I won't do it anymore. "
This
Although I find kneeling to be the best position for edging... Him pinned underneath me while I slowly tease him mercilessly with my foof and fully control how long he lasts... leaning forward to enjoy deliciously sensual smooches while he's twitching beneath me and straining to slide back in.. |
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"I didn't know we were supposed to squat over them, I can't do that. I kneel over them and ride them like a mad woman. I won't do it anymore.
I can't squat for more than about three nanoseconds. . There seem to be a lot of memos I'm missing out on lately "
I keep asking for someone to do an omnibus thread about forum antics because I can't keep up with the gossip.
Now I also need one for how to do sex. |
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One of the ways I like to ride my LTP is with him sitting on the sofa. I can lean forward and kiss him without him falling out, and hold the back of the sofa for leverage. |
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"If a woman wasn’t very good at on top positions?
I’m 35 and can squat 70kg’s and I’ve ridden horses in my teens but I’m still not 100% confident in my technique when I’m on top.
I feel like I can’t offer the full package so would like to learn how to properly fuck a guy and ride him like seabiscuit, would guys be up for this kind of teaching?"
Absolutely no problem, my normal preference is for a very passive woman on her back anyway. Hate all the wriggling and trying to match rhythm, I know what I'm doing just lay there and enjoy it. |
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"One of the ways I like to ride my LTP is with him sitting on the sofa. I can lean forward and kiss him without him falling out, and hold the back of the sofa for leverage. "
Yep or a chair |
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