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Knowledge is power after all so please show your altruistic nature and share all your scientifically validated, factoid nuggets with your fellow human beings here.
I’ll get the ol’gonads a rolling so to speak with the following:
Scientific studies had demonstrated that the average Male becomes bored of shopping after approximately 26 minutes.
Ladies on the other hand can go on for two hours or more before finally succumbing.
(The moral here therefore; chaps - always have an excuse ready as to why you can’t see them on that particular day)
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over a year ago
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When using toys to fuck myself I don’t enjoy actually tucking myself, I use them to rub my clit to make me cum (even better if I’m using my vibrator, wand is too powerful on my own)
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over a year ago
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I’m full of useful factoids like this
Did you know that diacetalcodeine or dihydroxymorphine are things you can be given in hospital, the fascinating thing is that they are the same thing and more commonly known as heroin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knowledge is power after all so please show your altruistic nature and share all your scientifically validated, factoid nuggets with your fellow human beings here.
I’ll get the ol’gonads a rolling so to speak with the following:
Scientific studies had demonstrated that the average Male becomes bored of shopping after approximately 26 minutes.
Ladies on the other hand can go on for two hours or more before finally succumbing.
(The moral here therefore; chaps - always have an excuse ready as to why you can’t see them on that particular day)
Your turn "
I'm thick and detest shopping, incapable of even 26 minutes |
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over a year ago
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It has been calculated by scientists that if you put all the sausages eaten in the uk in one year end to end it goes to the moon and back 3.5 times.  |
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over a year ago
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Turritopsis nutricula Immortal jellyfish is the only species known to live forever. |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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Every person on the planet could live in Alaska on more than 2000 square feet of land each ....we ain't over populated the earth is mismanaged |
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over a year ago
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A shark will only attack you if your wet  |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"A shark will only attack you if your wet "
loan shark |
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over a year ago
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"Turritopsis nutricula Immortal jellyfish is the only species known to live forever."
By the laws of entropy, nothing last forever, only your beauty! |
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over a year ago
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"A shark will only attack you if your wet loan shark "
Nah they attack if you don't pay em |
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over a year ago
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There are more atoms in a glass of water, than there are glasses of water in all the oceans. |
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over a year ago
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Kenny G could sure blow the tit end off a saxophone. |
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The Atlas moth, the largest moth in the world, is "born" with no mouth so only lives a few days before dying.  |
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Interesting fact... Rap isn't actually music .... |
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over a year ago
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"Interesting fact... Rap isn't actually music ...."
Opinion dressed up as fact. |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"Turritopsis nutricula Immortal jellyfish is the only species known to live forever."
Scientists believe there's quite a few actually. Organisms that don't die of old age but only from predators or disease one being the Sturdy Turtle |
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over a year ago
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A shark has no bones unlike me |
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It is estimated that about 150 people die every year due to being hit by falling coconuts(!)
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"It is estimated that about 150 people die every year due to being hit by falling coconuts(!)
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And here's me dodging Kid Creole  |
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"A shark will only attack you if your wet "
Try staying dry in the sea.. Lol |
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over a year ago
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"A shark will only attack you if your wet
Try staying dry in the sea.. Lol"
Then surely the joke would not as been so funny |
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"When using toys to fuck myself I don’t enjoy actually tucking myself, I use them to rub my clit to make me cum (even better if I’m using my vibrator, wand is too powerful on my own)
Next!"
Can I validate this one scientifically? Um.....I’m a scientist.....obviously |
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If you remove all the space between all the atoms in every living human being, the solid matter left behind would be the size of a normal sugar cube. |
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"Knowledge is power after all so please show your altruistic nature and share all your scientifically validated, factoid nuggets with your fellow human beings here.
I’ll get the ol’gonads a rolling so to speak with the following:
Scientific studies had demonstrated that the average Male becomes bored of shopping after approximately 26 minutes.
Ladies on the other hand can go on for two hours or more before finally succumbing.
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FUCK!
yet another thread, proving once again I a bloody man! |
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"Interesting fact... Rap isn't actually music ....
Opinion dressed up as fact."
Heheh my opinion of course ...yo...yo yo mother fu*ke* ...(insert weird hand gesture here....) |
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It is reported that only 1% of females can actually achieve orgasm through breast stimulation alone.
(The lesson here: Chaps, bypass them and go straight to foof central) |
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A nice gross one now: Did you know that a pound of houseflies will actually contain more protein than a pound of beef?
Bulk up anyone? |
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over a year ago
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Kiss,fuck,blah,blah,blah fuckin blah threads are the most pointless thing known to man.....true story |
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over a year ago
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"Turritopsis nutricula Immortal jellyfish is the only species known to live forever.
By the laws of entropy, nothing last forever, only your beauty! "
That tugged my heart strings that did. |
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"A nice gross one now: Did you know that a pound of houseflies will actually contain more protein than a pound of beef?
Bulk up anyone? "
How on earth could you know that? |
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over a year ago
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"Turritopsis nutricula Immortal jellyfish is the only species known to live forever."
Sounds like they are Highlander jelly fish, can there be only one? |
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over a year ago
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The frequency of a cat's purr heals broken bones faster ... |
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over a year ago
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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil has to be lead |
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over a year ago
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In Switzerland it’s illegal to own only 1 guinea pig  |
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over a year ago
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The noise a fart makes doesn't happen at the anal sphincter, it's the last few centimetres of intestinal rectum that vibrates. |
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"If you remove all the space between all the atoms in every living human being, the solid matter left behind would be the size of a normal sugar cube."
Opposed to the dreaded abnormal sugar cube |
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"A nice gross one now: Did you know that a pound of houseflies will actually contain more protein than a pound of beef?
Bulk up anyone?
How on earth could you know that?"
*munch* - Upon trying them I can can now report that even though I covered the flies with every condiment under the sun....the beef still tastes better |
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"A nice gross one now: Did you know that a pound of houseflies will actually contain more protein than a pound of beef?
Bulk up anyone?
How on earth could you know that?
*munch* - Upon trying them I can can now report that even though I covered the flies with every condiment under the sun....the beef still tastes better "
No flies on you pal |
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Dreamt is the only English word ending in “mt” |
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"Dreamt is the only English word ending in “mt” "
Turn round!! |
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In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would actually be called to swear upon his testicles (!!!)
(We really need to bring this one into UK Law) |
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over a year ago
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Most women orgasm and want more
The major of men cum and there done ...completely Lose interest? ? |
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"Dreamt is the only English word ending in “mt”
Turn round!!"
Nope that ends in “nd”  |
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over a year ago
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"Dreamt is the only English word ending in “mt” "
Redreamt
Undreamt |
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over a year ago
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"Dreamt is the only English word ending in “mt”
Redreamt
Undreamt "
They’re not even words! |
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"In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would actually be called to swear upon his testicles (!!!)
(We really need to bring this one into UK Law) "
I know a few court cases that could use this law |
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"Dreamt is the only English word ending in “mt”
Redreamt
Undreamt
They’re not even words!"
I think you will find they are |
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"Dreamt is the only English word ending in “mt”
Redreamt
Undreamt
They’re not even words!
I think you will find they are"
Ffs. I’ll get me coat. Still the word dreamt in it though. So I’m a little bit right |
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In history books, they teach the the English longbowmen won the battle of Crécy, but it was in fact, the welsh mercanaries. To be exact, it was longbowmen from the town of Llantrisant who helped secure the victory, and they were rewarded by being given the land surrounding Llantrisant.
Also the Black Prince was held captive at Llantrisant castle.
And final fact about Llantrisant, Llantrisant church is a pilgrimage site, due to having a stained glass depiction of Jesus that is only one of two of its kind. Jesus, withought a beard.
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Did you know that the average human being produces more than enough saliva every year, to fill up a bath tub?
Fancy a soak anyone? I’ll even light some candles....*gob* |
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over a year ago
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In the bathhouses of Ancient Rome, if a fellow with a large cock walked in, the bathhouse would normally applaud him |
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"Did you know that the average human being produces more than enough saliva every year, to fill up a bath tub?
Fancy a soak anyone? I’ll even light some candles....*gob* "
2 swimming pools full in a lifetime |
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"In the bathhouses of Ancient Rome, if a fellow with a large cock walked in, the bathhouse would normally applaud him"
They did that to me today at my local swimming pool |
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"In the bathhouses of Ancient Rome, if a fellow with a large cock walked in, the bathhouse would normally applaud him"
That is awesome! |
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"In the bathhouses of Ancient Rome, if a fellow with a large cock walked in, the bathhouse would normally applaud him
They did that to me today at my local swimming pool"
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"Did you know that the average human being produces more than enough saliva every year, to fill up a bath tub?
Fancy a soak anyone? I’ll even light some candles....*gob*
2 swimming pools full in a lifetime "
Fancy a dip m’lady? Just don’t swallow any..... |
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"Did you know that the average human being produces more than enough saliva every year, to fill up a bath tub?
Fancy a soak anyone? I’ll even light some candles....*gob*
2 swimming pools full in a lifetime
Fancy a dip m’lady? Just don’t swallow any..... "
 . Thanks for the offer but I’ll give it a miss x |
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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago
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"In the bathhouses of Ancient Rome, if a fellow with a large cock walked in, the bathhouse would normally applaud him"
Otherwise known as giving him the clap |
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Did you know that chainsaws were originally invented to aid in childbirth?
.....I am presently crossing my legs tightly in discomfort.....and I’m not even a woman |
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There is actually an official Guinness record for the longest distance that a man has been able to ejaculate;
Porn star, Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity if you will - a staggering 42.7mph in fact(!!!!)
(I’m going to try to beat these right now....) |
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Update: A disastrous attempt to break the record; Firstly the official Guinness adjudicator failed to turn up and then I managed to inadvertently shoot myself in the eye.
The initial world record thus remains for any other chap wishing to have a bash (of the Bishop) |
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More factoids needed - I’m like a sponge and and requisite of factual nutrition |
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"When using toys to fuck myself I don’t enjoy actually tucking myself, I use them to rub my clit to make me cum (even better if I’m using my vibrator, wand is too powerful on my own)
Next!
Can I validate this one scientifically? Um.....I’m a scientist.....obviously "
Of course! |
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"When using toys to fuck myself I don’t enjoy actually tucking myself, I use them to rub my clit to make me cum (even better if I’m using my vibrator, wand is too powerful on my own)
Next!
Can I validate this one scientifically? Um.....I’m a scientist.....obviously
Of course!"
Gotta love science! |
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"When using toys to fuck myself I don’t enjoy actually tucking myself, I use them to rub my clit to make me cum (even better if I’m using my vibrator, wand is too powerful on my own)
Next!
Can I validate this one scientifically? Um.....I’m a scientist.....obviously
Of course!"
*rubbing hands together in a wholly coarse manner* ‘Now.....where shall I begin?’  |
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"Did you know that chainsaws were originally invented to aid in childbirth?
.....I am presently crossing my legs tightly in discomfort.....and I’m not even a woman "
How??????? |
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"There is actually an official Guinness record for the longest distance that a man has been able to ejaculate;
Porn star, Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity if you will - a staggering 42.7mph in fact(!!!!)
(I’m going to try to beat these right now....)"
Betcha noone swallowed that... |
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This is actually the best thread I've read in a long time.. We'll done op.. X |
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“Yama” means “mountain” in Japanese, so when you say “Mount Fujiyama” you are saying “Mount Fuji Mountain.” |
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"Did you know that chainsaws were originally invented to aid in childbirth?
.....I am presently crossing my legs tightly in discomfort.....and I’m not even a woman
How??????? "
The origin is debatable, but a chainsaw-like tool was made around 1830 by the German orthopaedist, Bernhard Heine. He named it the Osteotome.
This was a small hand held tool with a rotating chain that was controlled via a hand turned cog like wheel.
It could cut through bone far quicker than a conventional saw apparently but it all sounds rather messy..... |
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"This is actually the best thread I've read in a long time.. We'll done op.. X"
Thank you x |
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"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically correct sentence in American English. |
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A group of pandas is called an embarrassment |
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Interesting Flatulent Fact: Did you know that farts have been clocked at travelling up to ten feet per second?
(You can’t outrun them!) |
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700 million people in India do not have access to a flushing loo. |
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"A group of pandas is called an embarrassment "
See also: a wisdom of wombats. |
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Duelling is still actually legal is Paraguay under the provision that both parties are registered blood donors.
‘En garde sir!’ |
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Did you know that technically, the world’s largest waterfall is actually, wait for it......underwater(!) Yes, there are in fact many waterfalls under the ocean. The largest known is at the Denmark Straight, where the cold water from the Nordic Sea is denser than the Irminger Sea’s warm water, causing it to cascade downwards almost two miles and at 123 million cubic feet per second!
Weird eh? |
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
Cornwall |
The collective nouns for animals:
"a conspiracy of Lemurs'
"A zeal of zebras" |
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"The collective nouns for animals:
"a conspiracy of Lemurs'
"A zeal of zebras""
A ‘murder’ of crows also - creepy that one |
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
Cornwall |
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"The collective nouns for animals:
"a conspiracy of Lemurs'
"A zeal of zebras"
A ‘murder’ of crows also - creepy that one "
A cockfest of cockles
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
Cornwall |
If you were to spell out numbers, you would you have to go until 1,000 until you would find the letter A |
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"If you were to spell out numbers, you would you have to go until 1,000 until you would find the letter A "
Wow that’s a good one. Can’t believe I didn’t know that! |
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"If you were to spell out numbers, you would you have to go until 1,000 until you would find the letter A
Wow that’s a good one. Can’t believe I didn’t know that!"
Wait
What about one hundred and one etc |
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Did you know;
If you were to take out all of the veins, capilleries and arteries out of your body and lay them all out end to end,
You'd die.
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"Dreamt is the only English word ending in “mt”
Redreamt
Undreamt
They’re not even words!"
google says they are |
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Until the 1980s, it was illegal for a woman to drive a car down Main Street in Waynesboro, Virginia, unless her husband was walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
I think this was a bloody great idea personally. *enrolls immediately under the Government Protection Programme* |
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"Until the 1980s, it was illegal for a woman to drive a car down Main Street in Waynesboro, Virginia, unless her husband was walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
I think this was a bloody great idea personally. *enrolls immediately under the Government Protection Programme* "
Have you got the balderdash game? Is that where you get all your random shit from? |
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The term "blood is thicker than water" comes from "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" which means the exact opposite! |
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"Until the 1980s, it was illegal for a woman to drive a car down Main Street in Waynesboro, Virginia, unless her husband was walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
I think this was a bloody great idea personally. *enrolls immediately under the Government Protection Programme*
Have you got the balderdash game? Is that where you get all your random shit from?"
More like The Fortean Times
Which leads me nicely onto my next, sadly somewhat less than delightful, in this case, fact:
The katzenklavier or so called, cat piano was an apparent musical instrument made out of cats(!) (I’m actually hoping that it was a joke as opposed to a literal instrument however as you will understand shortly.....)
It was designed by 17th-century German scholar Athanasius Kircher, and consisted of a row of caged cats, who could be ‘played by a keyboardist driving nails into their tails(!!!) |
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"The collective nouns for animals:
"a conspiracy of Lemurs'
"A zeal of zebras"
A ‘murder’ of crows also - creepy that one
A cockfest of cockles
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An unkindness of Raven |
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In 1567, the man said to have the longest beard in the world died after he actually tripped over his beard whilst running away from a fire.
No, don’t laugh...... |
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"Until the 1980s, it was illegal for a woman to drive a car down Main Street in Waynesboro, Virginia, unless her husband was walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
I think this was a bloody great idea personally. *enrolls immediately under the Government Protection Programme*
Have you got the balderdash game? Is that where you get all your random shit from?
More like The Fortean Times
Which leads me nicely onto my next, sadly somewhat less than delightful, in this case, fact:
The katzenklavier or so called, cat piano was an apparent musical instrument made out of cats(!) (I’m actually hoping that it was a joke as opposed to a literal instrument however as you will understand shortly.....)
It was designed by 17th-century German scholar Athanasius Kircher, and consisted of a row of caged cats, who could be ‘played by a keyboardist driving nails into their tails(!!!) "
Oh
I don’t like cats but that is very sad  |
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The somewhat shocking world record for surviving being struck by lightning the most amount of times (did you see what I did there? Yes?) was held by a U.S. park ranger named Roy C. Sullivan.
In his lifetime he was officially reported to have been struck on no less than seven(!!!) different occasions between the years of 1942 and 1977.
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Nice to know I'm above average. The mere thought of shopping bores me.. |
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"Did you know that chainsaws were originally invented to aid in childbirth?
.....I am presently crossing my legs tightly in discomfort.....and I’m not even a woman
How???????
The origin is debatable, but a chainsaw-like tool was made around 1830 by the German orthopaedist, Bernhard Heine. He named it the Osteotome.
This was a small hand held tool with a rotating chain that was controlled via a hand turned cog like wheel.
It could cut through bone far quicker than a conventional saw apparently but it all sounds rather messy..... "
Why would you be cutting through bone in childbirth?? I assume its somewhere along the same lines as snapping public bone to make more room.. Soooooo scary what women went through.. |
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"This is actually the best thread I've read in a long time.. We'll done op.. X
Thank you x "
And your profile is pretty awesome.. |
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"Did you know that chainsaws were originally invented to aid in childbirth?
.....I am presently crossing my legs tightly in discomfort.....and I’m not even a woman
How???????
The origin is debatable, but a chainsaw-like tool was made around 1830 by the German orthopaedist, Bernhard Heine. He named it the Osteotome.
This was a small hand held tool with a rotating chain that was controlled via a hand turned cog like wheel.
It could cut through bone far quicker than a conventional saw apparently but it all sounds rather messy.....
Why would you be cutting through bone in childbirth?? I assume its somewhere along the same lines as snapping public bone to make more room.. Soooooo scary what women went through.. "
I believe so to; It was likely only employed under certain, urgent circumstances.
I do sincerely hope the poor mothers were unconscious before the said procedure commenced though (this was in the days before efficacious anaesthetic....) |
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"This is actually the best thread I've read in a long time.. We'll done op.. X
Thank you x
And your profile is pretty awesome.. "
He he - I should add more of these factoids to it me thinks |
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"Did you know;
If you were to take out all of the veins, capilleries and arteries out of your body and lay them all out end to end,
You'd die.
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A fairly recent poll has revealed that a staggering 62% of women and 48% of men stop mid sex to check their phones(!)
Various similarly conducted polls have furthermore deduced that almost half those questioned would rather give up sex than the internet and that for 40% of the responders, a good WiFi connection was considered more important than sexual intercourse.
I suppose logically, that the access to Internet porn served to effectively ‘tide them over’ so to speak....  |
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"A fairly recent poll has revealed that a staggering 62% of women and 48% of men stop mid sex to check their phones(!)
Various similarly conducted polls have furthermore deduced that almost half those questioned would rather give up sex than the internet and that for 40% of the responders, a good WiFi connection was considered more important than sexual intercourse.
I suppose logically, that the access to Internet porn served to effectively ‘tide them over’ so to speak.... "
Noooo way. I’m not having that! Stop to check their phones!? |
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"A fairly recent poll has revealed that a staggering 62% of women and 48% of men stop mid sex to check their phones(!)
Various similarly conducted polls have furthermore deduced that almost half those questioned would rather give up sex than the internet and that for 40% of the responders, a good WiFi connection was considered more important than sexual intercourse.
I suppose logically, that the access to Internet porn served to effectively ‘tide them over’ so to speak....
Noooo way. I’m not having that! Stop to check their phones!? "
Maybe the wife or husband is trying to contact them? |
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"A fairly recent poll has revealed that a staggering 62% of women and 48% of men stop mid sex to check their phones(!)
Various similarly conducted polls have furthermore deduced that almost half those questioned would rather give up sex than the internet and that for 40% of the responders, a good WiFi connection was considered more important than sexual intercourse.
I suppose logically, that the access to Internet porn served to effectively ‘tide them over’ so to speak....
Noooo way. I’m not having that! Stop to check their phones!?
Maybe the wife or husband is trying to contact them? "
Lol Yeah I suppose there is that! |
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"Interesting fact... Rap isn't actually music ....
Opinion dressed up as fact.
Heheh my opinion of course ...yo...yo yo mother fu*ke* ...(insert weird hand gesture here....) "
Hamilton, the musical, nearly all rap and the best thing ever!! My opinion |
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Believe it or not, there is actually an official world record for breaking the highest number of wooden toilet seats with one’s head alone(!!!) An obviously, extraordinarily sagacious fellow by the name of Kevin Shelley, managed to headbutt in half a whopping 46 seats in one minute(!!!)
A pellucidly highly useful skill in obtaining gainful employment right there .....yes. |
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Looking forward to reading this interesting thread full of facts at a more convenient time. |
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"Looking forward to reading this interesting thread full of facts at a more convenient time."
I’ll leave you this one in the meantime; ....
A ninth-century Norse earl of Orkney, going by the rather splendid name of, Sigurd The Mighty (damn, that is bloody awesome right?) was killed by an enemy he had beheaded several hours earlier(!!!)
‘What the jolly fuck?!’ I hear you exclaim?
Well, in fact, what actually transpired was that Sigurd (Mr awesome name again!) tied the victim’s head to his horse's saddle and while riding home, was inadvertently grazed upon his leg by one of the cranium’s protruding teeth. Sigurd subsequently died from a resulting infection some days later. |
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Viking women were allowed to cut her husband's cock off if she caught him cheating with another woman (Viking). However, he was allowed to sleep with slave women, as anyone not Scabdinavian did not have the same rights |
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"Looking forward to reading this interesting thread full of facts at a more convenient time.
I’ll leave you this one in the meantime; ....
A ninth-century Norse earl of Orkney, going by the rather splendid name of, Sigurd The Mighty (damn, that is bloody awesome right?) was killed by an enemy he had beheaded several hours earlier(!!!)
‘What the jolly fuck?!’ I hear you exclaim?
Well, in fact, what actually transpired was that Sigurd (Mr awesome name again!) tied the victim’s head to his horse's saddle and while riding home, was inadvertently grazed upon his leg by one of the cranium’s protruding teeth. Sigurd subsequently died from a resulting infection some days later."
I want that name as my username |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Interesting fact... Rap isn't actually music ...."
Yes, it's missing the c in front. |
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"Interesting fact... Rap isn't actually music ....
Yes, it's missing the c in front. "
hahahaha |
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Time for a particularly heart wrenching factoid now (grab your hankies for this one):
Possibly the loneliest creature on Earth is a particular whale who has been calling out for a mate for over two decades(!!!) but sadly whose high-pitched, eunuch like voice is so vastly different to other whales, that they never ever respond.
I say we should make the poor bugger an account on here |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"If you were to spell out numbers, you would you have to go until 1,000 until you would find the letter A "
Really?
What about A hundred And one, A hundred And two... |
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Did you know that the fingerprints of Koala bears are virtually identical to humans?
In fact, so indistinguishable that there have even been one or two mix ups regarding said fingerprints lifted from crime scenes(!)
‘Suspect is described as short, very hairy and was last reported making their getaway up a tree....’ |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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Tell us about the men of the Walibri Tribe in Australia OP |
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"There is actually an official Guinness record for the longest distance that a man has been able to ejaculate;
Porn star, Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity if you will - a staggering 42.7mph in fact(!!!!)
(I’m going to try to beat these right now....)"
it's always fun till someone loses an eye..... |
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"Tell us about the men of the Walibri Tribe in Australia OP "
Of course m’lady x
The traditional greeting between males as practised by the Walibri Tribe of Australia, is to reach down, grip and shake one another’s penises.
A prominent Australian journalist who visited the tribe in the 1950’s (when the practice was still very much evident) noted that the tribes men made a bee line straight for his plonker and furthermore expected the same in return for according to the journalist, and I quote, ‘To refuse a penis was a sign of hostility.’ |
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"Every person on the planet could live in Alaska on more than 2000 square feet of land each ....we ain't over populated the earth is mismanaged "
Sounds a lot but that's not much bigger than half a tennis court. Where are you going to put the car, house, garden, grow your food , take the dog for a walk, build your school and hospitals, shops, manufacturing, pubs, swinging clubs, power stations..... |
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In 12 grams of carbon there are 602,200,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms, that number is called Avogadro’s constant and is 1 mole.
For any reaction to occur you need 2 atoms to collide in the correct orientation and with enough energy to react, which is why chemistry seems like a bit of potion making and black magic as the numbers are worse than trying to win the lottery |
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6 put of 7 dwarfs aren't happy |
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A Giraffe is the only animal BORN with horns |
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I was born with the horn |
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"Not if it's carbon-14
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There had to be one who’d call me out on that. Technically if it’s just carbon it wouldn’t be many more as carbon 13 and 14 are relatively small quantities in the ratios |
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By *reeMan
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The man in the moon was actually made by asteroids hitting the moon.
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"Not if it's carbon-14
There had to be one who’d call me out on that. Technically if it’s just carbon it wouldn’t be many more as carbon 13 and 14 are relatively small quantities in the ratios"
I know I'm just being a pedantic prick
The next good ( 95%) solar eclipse visible for us in the uk is August 2026
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Obviously feeling somewhat dejected in finishing second place to fellow astronaut, Neil Armstrong who took the prize for being the first man to set foot on the moon, Buzz Aldrin can at least hold claim to another incredible accolade......namely that he was the first man to take a piss on the moon which he apparently proudly did shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface.
Don’t ask me exactly how he managed this wondrous feat as I sadly know not, but it sure was one ‘giant piss for mankind’
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Larry Hagman (of Dallas fame) once saved Keith Moons (of the Who) life.
They had got to know each other on set of "That'll Be the Day"
On night in a pissed up state, Moon started throwing bottles about in his house. A broken bottle severed an artery in his ankle.
By chance Larry Hagman called on him to find him passed out and bleeding profusely - called an ambulance and saved his life |
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This is one of those threads you just have to keep on coming back to. Nice one OP!
Chinwag in the forums... ha! What you like hey |
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Time for more factoids everyone (who’s groaning in the back row?)
Anyhoo, in 1961, an Italian artist by the name of Piero Manzoni filled up 90 tin cans with his own shit (as one commonly does). He subsequently labeled it as, ‘Artist’s shit’ (very original I’m sure you’ll agree?) and sold them according to their equivalent weight in gold. Many of the cans have since exploded due to decomposition producing high pressure gas inside the sealed tins. This has actually caused the value of the remaining cans to increase dramatically due to their resulting rarity with each approximately 30g tin now being estimated as worth well over the equivalent weight in gold, at a faecally fantastic estimation of 100,000 euros each!
What a load of old shit eh? |
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"Time for more factoids everyone (who’s groaning in the back row?)
Anyhoo, in 1961, an Italian artist by the name of Piero Manzoni filled up 90 tin cans with his own shit (as one commonly does). He subsequently labeled it as, ‘Artist’s shit’ (very original I’m sure you’ll agree?) and sold them according to their equivalent weight in gold. Many of the cans have since exploded due to decomposition producing high pressure gas inside the sealed tins. This has actually caused the value of the remaining cans to increase dramatically due to their resulting rarity with each approximately 30g tin now being estimated as worth well over the equivalent weight in gold, at a faecally fantastic estimation of 100,000 euros each!
What a load of old shit eh? "
That’s nice |
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The Romans’ believed than tin and lead where in fact the same element, they called lead plumbum nigrum meaning black lead and tin was plumbum album meaning white lead, this didn’t change until the 1800s when scientists realised the mistake |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Dreamt is the only English word ending in “mt”
Redreamt
Undreamt
They’re not even words!
I think you will find they are"
Technically, they don't officially exist in the English Language.
But they do exist within Scrabble and are acceptable for inclusion there
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The average male orgasm lasts approximately 6 seconds.
Women on the other hand, average at an estimated 23 seconds.
.....We’ve been hard done by chaps |
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"The average male orgasm lasts approximately 6 seconds.
Women on the other hand, average at an estimated 23 seconds.
.....We’ve been hard done by chaps "
In more ways than one...they can have another one straight after!
I need a rest of at least a minute before I'm ready to go again |
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"The average male orgasm lasts approximately 6 seconds.
Women on the other hand, average at an estimated 23 seconds.
.....We’ve been hard done by chaps "
23 seconds? Where do you get your info from? |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"The average male orgasm lasts approximately 6 seconds.
Women on the other hand, average at an estimated 23 seconds.
.....We’ve been hard done by chaps
23 seconds? Where do you get your info from?"
he uses a stop watch! |
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"The average male orgasm lasts approximately 6 seconds.
Women on the other hand, average at an estimated 23 seconds.
.....We’ve been hard done by chaps
In more ways than one...they can have another one straight after!
I need a rest of at least a minute before I'm ready to go again "
I sadly fall into a brief coma after each time I orgasm |
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"The average male orgasm lasts approximately 6 seconds.
Women on the other hand, average at an estimated 23 seconds.
.....We’ve been hard done by chaps
23 seconds? Where do you get your info from? he uses a stop watch!"
I need to meet this man |
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"The average male orgasm lasts approximately 6 seconds.
Women on the other hand, average at an estimated 23 seconds.
.....We’ve been hard done by chaps
23 seconds? Where do you get your info from?"
That’s not the longest I’ve personally seen either; About six whole minutes 
.......It was in this badly dubbed German porn film I once watched |
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"The average male orgasm lasts approximately 6 seconds.
Women on the other hand, average at an estimated 23 seconds.
.....We’ve been hard done by chaps
23 seconds? Where do you get your info from?
That’s not the longest I’ve personally seen either; About six whole minutes
.......It was in this badly dubbed German porn film I once watched "
Yes.. And santa claus is real.. Lol |
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"Obviously feeling somewhat dejected in finishing second place to fellow astronaut, Neil Armstrong who took the prize for being the first man to set foot on the moon, Buzz Aldrin can at least hold claim to another incredible accolade......namely that he was the first man to take a piss on the moon which he apparently proudly did shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface.
Don’t ask me exactly how he managed this wondrous feat as I sadly know not, but it sure was one ‘giant piss for mankind’
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Then he died because his spacesuit was compromised... |
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"The average male orgasm lasts approximately 6 seconds.
Women on the other hand, average at an estimated 23 seconds.
.....We’ve been hard done by chaps
23 seconds? Where do you get your info from?
That’s not the longest I’ve personally seen either; About six whole minutes
.......It was in this badly dubbed German porn film I once watched
Yes.. And santa claus is real.. Lol "
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"Obviously feeling somewhat dejected in finishing second place to fellow astronaut, Neil Armstrong who took the prize for being the first man to set foot on the moon, Buzz Aldrin can at least hold claim to another incredible accolade......namely that he was the first man to take a piss on the moon which he apparently proudly did shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface.
Don’t ask me exactly how he managed this wondrous feat as I sadly know not, but it sure was one ‘giant piss for mankind’
Then he died because his spacesuit was compromised... "
Actually, this leads me perfectly on to my next glorious fact; Did you know that whilst Buzz may lay claim to have been the first to take a lunar leak, it was none other than Neil Armstrong again, who discarded four bags of the astronauts poop on the moons surface?
......My sources in NASA have revealed unto me that due to weird cosmic rays on the moon’s surface, the aforementioned faeces has spontaneously and miraculously sprung to life developed sentience, reproduced at an alarming rate and now wishes to take the planet earth.
This explains the conspiracy theory as to exactly why we have not gone back to the moon in recent years; It’s far too dangerous |
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A factoid for my fellow breast lovers now:
The world’s largest natural breasts belong to Annie Hawkins-Turner.
They measure a gloriously gargantuan 70 inches around and 43 inches under and would technically be supported by a 48V bra, if such a size bra were actually made (an ‘L’ Cup is, as far as I am aware, the maximum size available and was introduced in 2011)
.....I have no information as regards how Anne deals with her inevitable back pain however.... |
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I’m full of useless science based facts
For example too much dopamine your schizophrenic too little Parkinson’s,
Too much serotonin manic too little depression
The body is literally a balancing act which makes it all the more miraculous |
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I was the Milky Bar kid in 1984, true story. |
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The song lyric "When you get caught between the moon and New York City", from the song Arthur's Song, was inspired when the songwriter was stuck on an airplane circling above JFK airport in a holding pattern waiting to land. The song won an oscar for best original song in 1982 (from the film Arthur). |
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"I was the Milky Bar kid in 1984, true story."
Really? That is awesome!
It also leads me nicely onto my next fact......
White chocolate is not really chocolate at all as it does not actually contain cocoa solids i.e cocoa beans.
Theobroma Cacao is the tree that produces cocoa beans. The name translates as, ‘Food Of The Gods.’
Did you know that it takes 400 cocoa beans to make one pound of chocolate whilst each cacao tree produces approximately 2,500 beans?
However, this must be balanced against the fact that cacao trees are so delicate that farmers lose on average, 30 percent of their crop each year.
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Squirrels typically lose 95% of the nuts that they bury. |
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A group of tortoises is called a creep |
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"The song lyric "When you get caught between the moon and New York City", from the song Arthur's Song, was inspired when the songwriter was stuck on an airplane circling above JFK airport in a holding pattern waiting to land. The song won an oscar for best original song in 1982 (from the film Arthur). "
Did you know that Christopher cross was also a rodie for Fleetwood Mac |
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Apparently, at any one time, about 0.7% of the world’s population is inebriated(!)
Anyone here at the moment adding to this statistic? |
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A delightful factoid for you all now:
Studies have found that 20% of office mugs contain traces of faecal matter.
Mmmm.....brew anyone? |
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You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter ?? |
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A slug is a homeless snail |
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Did you know that a ten year old mattress will weigh on average, approximately double what it did when it was first purchased? This is due to all the debris that it absorbs over time. The said debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions upon millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, general dust, soil, sand, and perspiration.
How lovely |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Did you know that a ten year old mattress will weigh on average, approximately double what it did when it was first purchased? This is due to all the debris that it absorbs over time. The said debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions upon millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, general dust, soil, sand, and perspiration.
How lovely "
Well thanks for that. I’m sure I’ll sleep much better tonight ... |
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"Did you know that a ten year old mattress will weigh on average, approximately double what it did when it was first purchased? This is due to all the debris that it absorbs over time. The said debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions upon millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, general dust, soil, sand, and perspiration.
How lovely
Well thanks for that. I’m sure I’ll sleep much better tonight ... "
Especially for you m’lady - this fact may ease your mind and help you sleep better:
A typically used mattress may harbour anywhere between 100,000 to 10 million dust mites inside.
In fact, a whopping ten percent of the weight of a two year old pillow alone, can be composed of dead mites and their droppings.
Sweet dreams x |
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Looks like the ancient Egyptians knew more about science and cosmology than we do today. The people who study and translate their language and glyphs will tell you that they already knew everything that we are only discovering today, how a mere act of perseption can cause the wave like behaviour of matter to turn into particles... which scientists dont know. If you'd of asked Steven Hawking how many fundimental particles there are he would have said more than two hundred, ancient civilizations gave the exact number of two hundred and sixty six, they even had an understanding of string theory. |
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By *abs..Woman
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"Did you know that a ten year old mattress will weigh on average, approximately double what it did when it was first purchased? This is due to all the debris that it absorbs over time. The said debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions upon millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, general dust, soil, sand, and perspiration.
How lovely
Well thanks for that. I’m sure I’ll sleep much better tonight ...
Especially for you m’lady - this fact may ease your mind and help you sleep better:
A typically used mattress may harbour anywhere between 100,000 to 10 million dust mites inside.
In fact, a whopping ten percent of the weight of a two year old pillow alone, can be composed of dead mites and their droppings.
Sweet dreams x "
That really is minging! |
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Too D*unk to Fuck by the Dead Kennedys was originally recorded as a ballad by Val Doonican. |
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High blood pressure is known as the silent killer caffeine kills drink more water |
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"In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would actually be called to swear upon his testicles (!!!)
(We really need to bring this one into UK Law)
I know a few court cases that could use this law"
Hence the word testimony |
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"The term "blood is thicker than water" comes from "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" which means the exact opposite!"
I must say, that’s the best profile name ever!! |
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"The term "blood is thicker than water" comes from "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" which means the exact opposite!
I must say, that’s the best profile name ever!!"
phlebotomist surely is |
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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago
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Special brew was first made in honour of Winston Churchill in the 50s |
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A somewhat disturbing fact now and one which additionally may help you to finally decide once and for all, your preference of dogs vs cats:
Case history’s have repeatedly and consistently shown that if a dog’s owner expires leaving the dog shut in with the body, the dog will hold off for as long as possible (often weeks) before resorting to consuming the corpse.
Cats on the other hand clearly hold no such moral scruples and invariably start to nibble within the first twenty four hours(!!!)
Fuckers! |
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Did you know that a grape just one in some cases is enough to cause the liver in a dog to shut down |
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