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I see a really sexy girl in a club the other night
I said to her you remind me of my little toe
She looked at me and said because I’m small and cute?
I said no, because I’ll bang you on my coffee table later |
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"I see a really sexy girl in a club the other night
I said to her you remind me of my little toe
She looked at me and said because I’m small and cute?
I said no, because I’ll bang you on my coffee table later "
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Whilst seated in the rear of a taxi, the passenger taps the taxi driver on his shoulder. With this, the driver literally shits himself with shock, swerves violently nearly hitting a bus and breaks to a stop mere inches from a shop window.
"Fuck me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.
"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years."
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"Whilst seated in the rear of a taxi, the passenger taps the taxi driver on his shoulder. With this, the driver literally shits himself with shock, swerves violently nearly hitting a bus and breaks to a stop mere inches from a shop window.
"Fuck me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.
"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years."
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That’s terrible haha |
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"If you must, then go on then..
Knock knock
Who’s there
Amir
Amir who
Amir to see you of course 
Old but gold"
I thought I made that one up, but never the less here's another one...
The Lone Ranger walks into a bar on a very frosty evening after a long trek, he leaves Tonto and Silver outside who are jumping up and down to generate some body heat. The Sheriff walks in and says Do you know that you have left your Injun running outside  |
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