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Thought of the day, from my toilet cubicle..
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A good question indeed; is that you in the cubicle next to me in fact?
I’m having a wank here but the guy t your left is clearly laying a strenuous log. Damn, the stench eh? Do you have any deodorant or anything we could spray under the door? |
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To wank in the shitter or not.
Let’s first examine the need
Do you have a need to knock one off that bad
And can you do it quick enough so as not to alert the attendant
Now the place
Is the area secure
Is it clean if any matter than may be lurking on hiding in the area
And finially is there a hole in the wall
If the answers to above are yes then knock away |
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"To wank in the shitter or not.
Let’s first examine the need
Do you have a need to knock one off that bad
And can you do it quick enough so as not to alert the attendant
Now the place
Is the area secure
Is it clean if any matter than may be lurking on hiding in the area
And finially is there a hole in the wall
If the answers to above are yes then knock away "
I was thinking more at work than out and about! |
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"To wank in the shitter or not.
Let’s first examine the need
Do you have a need to knock one off that bad
And can you do it quick enough so as not to alert the attendant
Now the place
Is the area secure
Is it clean if any matter than may be lurking on hiding in the area
And finially is there a hole in the wall
If the answers to above are yes then knock away
I was thinking more at work than out and about!"
Same applies |
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"These glory holes......do I drill through the cubicle wall or else through the mortar to the outside air? Anyone out there?
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Erm....could you tug on it once if you can’t hear me and about sixty times if you can please?  |
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Gracious, how could the whaft of a mighty turd enveloping your nostrils not immediately cause a deflation in your member, more to the point, what ever image you have in your head, while your flute looses its tune, would surely be compromised on next imaginative jaunt by the renaissance of the turdy scent  |
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"These glory holes......do I drill through the cubicle wall or else through the mortar to the outside air? Anyone out there?
Erm....could you tug on it once if you can’t hear me and about sixty times if you can please? "
I was laughing at your comment not offering my services  |
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"If you build it you will cum"
I don’t suppose you happen to have a masonry drill bit handy? I lost my one when I inadvertently drilled through the wiring in here.
Oh, do you have a torch to please? |
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"Gracious, how could the whaft of a mighty turd enveloping your nostrils not immediately cause a deflation in your member, more to the point, what ever image you have in your head, while your flute looses its tune, would surely be compromised on next imaginative jaunt by the renaissance of the turdy scent
 I’ve got that issue well covered; You know the pleasant smelling pineapple chunk like things in the urinals? I picked out two of them and stuck them up my nostrils 
Ahh the ole ammonia sodden pinapple brick trick.....  "
They don't taste as good as they look.  |
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Glory hole update: The good news first: I managed to drill through the wall successfully into the adjacent ladies toilets
The bad news: My initial excitement at the resulting wet sensation around my cock as I pushed it through the hole proved sadly short lived however when the realisation dawned upon me that I had in fact drilled into one of the ladies hand wash dispensers |
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"Are you still on the toilet?"
I’ll knock on the cubicle wall. ‘Clem, you finished in there bud? Also, do you have any spare loo roll you could pass under the door? I’ve had a bit of an accident in here.....’ |
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