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Nora’s big bucket

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Parsnips

Just parsnips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks "

What's a pop sock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Parsnips

Just parsnips"

Denied. They’re lovely. Honey glazed mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bad mood blues

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks

What's a pop sock?"

Those tights/stocking things that go to just below the knee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bad mood blues"

3 things! Play properly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brussel sprouts

Salad cream

Mayonnaise

As far as I’m concerned you can bin the lot thanks muchly

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

The word hubby

Weeds

Marzipan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Olives

Self checkouts

Ironing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bad mood blues

3 things! Play properly

"
time

Distance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks

What's a pop sock?

Those tights/stocking things that go to just below the knee

You would look hot in them!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Brussel sprouts

Salad cream

Mayonnaise

As far as I’m concerned you can bin the lot thanks muchly

I like all of those but out of all of them i shall allow Brussel sprouts to go. I can live without them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks

What's a pop sock?"

What's a pop sock, you've never lived lol, I think they're called knee highs today, like tights just come up to the knee x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks

What's a pop sock?

Those tights/stocking things that go to just below the knee

You would look hot in them!!"

Even Kelly brook couldn’t look hot in them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mornings, celebrity editions of game shows and washing dishes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks

What's a pop sock?

What's a pop sock, you've never lived lol, I think they're called knee highs today, like tights just come up to the knee x"

Oops am I showing my age

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mornings, celebrity editions of game shows and washing dishes

yours are all in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Olives

Self checkouts

Ironing "

Yes I agree. All of those gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just how big is this bucket of yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The word hubby

Weeds

Marzipan

I shall allow s and definitely marzipan! Does anyone like that?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Olives

Self checkouts

Ironing

Yes I agree. All of those gone

I’m sneaking in and rescuing Olives

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The word hubby

Weeds

Marzipan

I shall allow s and definitely marzipan! Does anyone like that?

Oh it won’t let me type the word but it’s allowed in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Olives

Self checkouts

Ironing

Yes I agree. All of those gone

I’m sneaking in and rescuing Olives

Have a grape instead. They look similar. Keep out of my bucket

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just how big is this bucket of yours?"

It is rather large. And it expands too

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Nuts

Flanter

Ladders in stockings/tights.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christmas adverts on catch up tv

People that admire half sharp "reality" tv people

Facebook

Only 3 is not enough lol

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

1 dates

2 Cheryl Cole

3 fish!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Olives

Self checkouts

Ironing

Yes I agree. All of those gone

I’m sneaking in and rescuing Olives

Have a grape instead. They look similar. Keep out of my bucket "

Back off, I'm guarding Noras bucket

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nuts

Flanter

Ladders in stockings/tights."

Ladders in stockings mean they can be ripped off rather than being binned though so I can’t allow it. Flanter can be fun. I shall allow nuts, never been a lover of nuts

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Olives

Self checkouts

Ironing

Yes I agree. All of those gone

I’m sneaking in and rescuing Olives

Have a grape instead. They look similar. Keep out of my bucket

Back off, I'm guarding Noras bucket "

I could eat olives until the come out of my ears!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marmite

Slipper socks

Used condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1 dates

2 Cheryl Cole

3 fish!!!

If you mean dates as in food yes they’re in! Not fish, I like salmon. Please read the rules properly. Cheryl is a person

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"1 dates

2 Cheryl Cole

3 fish!!!

If you mean dates as in food yes they’re in! Not fish, I like salmon. Please read the rules properly. Cheryl is a person

Kind of.. But not really

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Marmite

Slipper socks

Used condoms

Marmite - hundred percent in! Slipper socks? Don’t be silly. Used condoms you can put in your own bucket/bin

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"1 dates

2 Cheryl Cole

3 fish!!!

If you mean dates as in food yes they’re in! Not fish, I like salmon. Please read the rules properly. Cheryl is a person

Kind of.. But not really

But I'll be happy with dates gone for good!! Yyyaaaay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plinky plonky piano music

Oysters

Politicians that start a sentence with “Look...”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brussel sprouts

Salad cream

Mayonnaise

As far as I’m concerned you can bin the lot thanks muchly

I like all of those but out of all of them i shall allow Brussel sprouts to go. I can live without them "

It’s fine I tossed them in while you weren’t looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Olives

Self checkouts

Ironing

Yes I agree. All of those gone

I’m sneaking in and rescuing Olives

Have a grape instead. They look similar. Keep out of my bucket

Back off, I'm guarding Noras bucket "

Mind you don’t fall in. Folk peering into my bucket have never be seen again in the past.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Brussel sprouts

Salad cream

Mayonnaise

As far as I’m concerned you can bin the lot thanks muchly

I like all of those but out of all of them i shall allow Brussel sprouts to go. I can live without them

It’s fine I tossed them in while you weren’t looking

Try them with bacon and cream. It’s different gravy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Plinky plonky piano music

Oysters

Politicians that start a sentence with “Look...”"

All 3 granted

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Olives

Self checkouts

Ironing

Yes I agree. All of those gone

I’m sneaking in and rescuing Olives

Have a grape instead. They look similar. Keep out of my bucket

Back off, I'm guarding Noras bucket

Mind you don’t fall in. Folk peering into my bucket have never be seen again in the past. "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Body pain

Brain pain

Being soft

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1 dates

2 Cheryl Cole

3 fish!!!

If you mean dates as in food yes they’re in! Not fish, I like salmon. Please read the rules properly. Cheryl is a person

Kind of.. But not really

But I'll be happy with dates gone for good!! Yyyaaaay"

I’ve put raisins currants and sultanas in too. Nobody needs that shit

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Celery

Marmite

Mild

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"1 dates

2 Cheryl Cole

3 fish!!!

If you mean dates as in food yes they’re in! Not fish, I like salmon. Please read the rules properly. Cheryl is a person

Kind of.. But not really

But I'll be happy with dates gone for good!! Yyyaaaay

I’ve put raisins currants and sultanas in too. Nobody needs that shit "

Woman after my heart.. You are just missing candied peel and away go the dreaded mince pies too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Body pain

Brain pain

Being soft"

Hmmm being soft can be nice sometimes. We can’t have a world full of hard bastards so denied. Body pain can go in. How do you know what brain pain is?

(

Ps I luv you

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Celery

Marmite

Mild

Marmite is already in. Beer can go in. Not celery! There’d be nothing to tickle her bum with if she don’t cum!

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

People that chew with open mouths

Variable dress sizes between shops ie: a size 18 in one store is another stores 14

Nail polish that chips as soon as it dries.

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By *retty womanWoman over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks "

Sorry I'm taking the net curtains out as I live in a ground floor flat and I don't want everyone looking inside.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stalkers

Add that to the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"People that chew with open mouths

Variable dress sizes between shops ie: a size 18 in one store is another stores 14

Nail polish that chips as soon as it dries.

All in

. Love honey! I’m a 14 and needed a 20! Wtf is that all about

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stalkers

Add that to the list"

Definitely IN.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks

Sorry I'm taking the net curtains out as I live in a ground floor flat and I don't want everyone looking inside."

Sorry too late. Buy some blinds

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Nuts

Flanter

Ladders in stockings/tights.

Ladders in stockings mean they can be ripped off rather than being binned though so I can’t allow it. Flanter can be fun. I shall allow nuts, never been a lover of nuts

Eurgh. Flanter is an abomination.

Fuck the bucket of poor taste.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1 dates

2 Cheryl Cole

3 fish!!!

If you mean dates as in food yes they’re in! Not fish, I like salmon. Please read the rules properly. Cheryl is a person

Kind of.. But not really

But I'll be happy with dates gone for good!! Yyyaaaay

I’ve put raisins currants and sultanas in too. Nobody needs that shit

Woman after my heart.. You are just missing candied peel and away go the dreaded mince pies too!! "

Oh yes mince pies too

Christmas pudding

Christmas cake

All gone!

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Stalkers

Add that to the list

Definitely IN.

I'll get my coat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nuts

Flanter

Ladders in stockings/tights.

Ladders in stockings mean they can be ripped off rather than being binned though so I can’t allow it. Flanter can be fun. I shall allow nuts, never been a lover of nuts

Eurgh. Flanter is an abomination.

Fuck the bucket of poor taste.

You can swap nuts for flanter then. I’m on the fence with flanter a bit.

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"1 dates

2 Cheryl Cole

3 fish!!!

If you mean dates as in food yes they’re in! Not fish, I like salmon. Please read the rules properly. Cheryl is a person

Kind of.. But not really

But I'll be happy with dates gone for good!! Yyyaaaay

I’ve put raisins currants and sultanas in too. Nobody needs that shit

Woman after my heart.. You are just missing candied peel and away go the dreaded mince pies too!!

Oh yes mince pies too

Christmas pudding

Christmas cake

All gone!"

This is the most satisfying thread ever!!

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By *retty womanWoman over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

Elvis's music

Work

Politicians

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Pants worn above the waistline of jeans

Baseball caps worn with the peak facing to either side

Ticket touting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nuts

Flanter

Ladders in stockings/tights.

Ladders in stockings mean they can be ripped off rather than being binned though so I can’t allow it. Flanter can be fun. I shall allow nuts, never been a lover of nuts

Eurgh. Flanter is an abomination.

Fuck the bucket of poor taste.

My bucket is very tasty I’ll have you know

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Holes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nightshift

Glitter

Tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Celery

Giles Fucking Brandreth & Giles fucking Brandreth

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By *lbert_shlossedMan over a year ago

Manchester

Car washes that end when your half way done.

Air hoses that don't reach round your bloody car.

Questions like have you got x card and would you like chocolate when you just want to pay for your fuel.grrrr

Guess where I've just come from.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks "

Celebrities dancing

Celebrities in a jungle

Celebrities in a house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ear hair, nose hair and toenail cheese.

The bane of my life. I spend more time getting rid of them than any other type of personal grooming outside of washing and shaving.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Olives

Self checkouts

Ironing

Yes I agree. All of those gone

I’m sneaking in and rescuing Olives

Have a grape instead. They look similar. Keep out of my bucket

Back off, I'm guarding Noras bucket

Mind you don’t fall in. Folk peering into my bucket have never be seen again in the past. "

It's a noble way to go though

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By *palWoman over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Gooseberries

Wasps

Mosquitoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Elvis's music

Work

Politicians "

Wash your mouth out! Elvis!!??? No way.

I’ll allow the other 2 as long as I can be prime minister instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Car washes that end when your half way done.

Air hoses that don't reach round your bloody car.

Questions like have you got x card and would you like chocolate when you just want to pay for your fuel.grrrr

Guess where I've just come from."

Peterborough

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By *retty womanWoman over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"Elvis's music

Work

Politicians

Wash your mouth out! Elvis!!??? No way.

I’ll allow the other 2 as long as I can be prime minister instead

Definitely not if you're not going to put Elvis's music in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nightshift

Glitter

Tomatoes"

All tomatoes except Tesco finest sugar drop tomatoes can go. Glitter can go. Nightshifts can’t go sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooseberries

Wasps

Mosquitoes"

Oh yes! All in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ear hair, nose hair and toenail cheese.

The bane of my life. I spend more time getting rid of them than any other type of personal grooming outside of washing and shaving."

Ear and nose hair can go. It’s not attractive. Wtf is toenail cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks

Celebrities dancing

Celebrities in a jungle

Celebrities in a house "

Oh yes ALL reality TV can go. I’ll stick soaps in there too. And all that Jeremy Kyle type dross

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks

What's a pop sock?

What's a pop sock, you've never lived lol, I think they're called knee highs today, like tights just come up to the knee x

Oops am I showing my age

I think we both are

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Elvis's music

Work

Politicians

Wash your mouth out! Elvis!!??? No way.

I’ll allow the other 2 as long as I can be prime minister instead

Definitely not if you're not going to put Elvis's music in!!

Don’t be cruel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The word hubby

I raise you with 'hubster'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Car washes that end when your half way done.

Air hoses that don't reach round your bloody car.

Questions like have you got x card and would you like chocolate when you just want to pay for your fuel.grrrr

Guess where I've just come from."

The third one can go. I can never say no to chocolate. It’s unfair to do that to someone. It’s not like I look like I really need some chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The word hubby

I raise you with 'hubster'"

Hubby is fine. Hubster is not fine. In it goes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Celery

Giles Fucking Brandreth & Giles fucking Brandreth

People aren’t allowed in

. Celery can’t go in sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Root ginger

Miley Cyrus

Text speak

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Pants worn above the waistline of jeans

Baseball caps worn with the peak facing to either side

Ticket touting"

Can I add "OPs that skip your previous post and answer others that came later" to that list?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Correction as no people.

Swap Miley for hairs in the bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pants worn above the waistline of jeans

Baseball caps worn with the peak facing to either side

Ticket touting"

Yes they can all go in

. In fact all pants for that matter. They’re not essential

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By *arc1oneMan over a year ago

oxford

Income Tax

Cabbage

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pants worn above the waistline of jeans

Baseball caps worn with the peak facing to either side

Ticket touting

Can I add "OPs that skip your previous post and answer others that came later" to that list?

. My apologies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Root ginger

Miley Cyrus

Text speak"

Root ginger is good for some cooking so no.

Txt spk can go in and hairs in the bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Celery

Giles Fucking Brandreth & Giles fucking Brandreth

People aren’t allowed in

. Celery can’t go in sorry

"
what if I disguised him as a wasp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The One Show

Turkish Delight

Yodelling

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Income Tax

Cabbage

No thanks "

Income tax can go. Cabbage and bacon is nice so I’ll keep cabbage. “No thanks” That can’t go in! How will us women answer all our messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The One Show

Turkish Delight

Yodelling "

Turkish delight is gross! That’s in. I don’t mind the one show. I can’t put yodelling in. My Nan was Swiss she’d be too upset

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By *arc1oneMan over a year ago

oxford

"Income Tax

Cabbage

No thanks

Income tax can go. Cabbage and bacon is nice so I’ll keep cabbage. “No thanks” That can’t go in! How will us women answer all our messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cigarettes

Laundry

Spiders

_______

Kitten

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By *arc1oneMan over a year ago

oxford

"Income Tax

Cabbage

No thanks

Income tax can go. Cabbage and bacon is nice so I’ll keep cabbage. “No thanks” That can’t go in! How will us women answer all our messages

"
1out of 3 I’ll take that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cigarettes

Laundry

Spiders

_______

Kitten

Spiders and laundry can go. I like the odd cigarette so they can stay. I’ll compromise and let cigars in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ox tongue, Tripe

and wonky shopping trolleys

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ox tongue, Tripe

and wonky shopping trolleys

Just the thought of those 2 make me heave even though I’ve never ( and never will) tried them. All 3 in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ox tongue, Tripe

and wonky shopping trolleys

Just the thought of those 2 make me heave even though I’ve never ( and never will) tried them. All 3 in

Back in the Game

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Smegma, Thrush and Pubic Lice

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By *unniebee1970Woman over a year ago

The Hive

1. Rice Pudding.

2. Pink Floyd.

3. Dog Poo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seethrough Dog Poo bags.

Fortnite.

Sliders

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Smegma, Thrush and Pubic Lice

You and your smegma. If I put it in you’re not allowed to mention it again. Never experienced any of yours but none sound too pleasant so they can all go in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1. Rice Pudding.

2. Pink Floyd.

3. Dog Poo."

Pink floyd and dog poo can go. I like rice pudding as long as there’s no skin on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ear hair, nose hair and toenail cheese.

The bane of my life. I spend more time getting rid of them than any other type of personal grooming outside of washing and shaving.

Ear and nose hair can go. It’s not attractive. Wtf is toenail cheese?

The dry skin stuff that builds up under one’s nails if it is not manicured regularly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ear hair, nose hair and toenail cheese.

The bane of my life. I spend more time getting rid of them than any other type of personal grooming outside of washing and shaving.

Ear and nose hair can go. It’s not attractive. Wtf is toenail cheese?

The dry skin stuff that builds up under one’s nails if it is not manicured regularly."

Hmm ok. That can go in then. Even though I’m still none the wiser!

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By *iker boy 69Man over a year ago

midlands

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks "

The scouse accent

Cancer

Cars on country roads on summer sundays

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seethrough Dog Poo bags.

Fortnite.

Sliders

Dog poo bags are needed whatever they look like. Fortnite the game? That can go in along with all games and ps whatever’s and x boxes. I’m not a video game person. Sliders are good for hols so no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a mahoosive bucket here to fill with annoying things. Post 3 things that annoy you and I shall choose at least one to do away with (like room 101).

You can’t choose people or things like poverty, war, ignorance. I’m not that powerful! (Yet)

I shall start and mine are all going in the bucket because it’s my bucket

Tinsel

Net curtains

Pop socks

The scouse accent

Cancer

Cars on country roads on summer sundays"

Cancer can obviously go (I wish I could)

Scouse accent I love! Calm down calm down. I’ll swap that for brummy though

I love a road trip on a Sunday. So nope.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Smegma, Thrush and Pubic Lice

You and your smegma. If I put it in you’re not allowed to mention it again. Never experienced any of yours but none sound too pleasant so they can all go in

. "

I promise m’lady

.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lots I could suggest but won’t ......... but I’d like marmite back from the bucket pls

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

I thought you were poorly and being sick Nora!

3 things.

1. Irons. I'm just bad at ironing!

2. Grey hairs - I keep finding them!

3. Supermarket music - dose my head in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Smegma, Thrush and Pubic Lice

You and your smegma. If I put it in you’re not allowed to mention it again. Never experienced any of yours but none sound too pleasant so they can all go in

I promise m’lady

.......

I’ll be keeping my on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Smegma, Thrush and Pubic Lice

You and your smegma. If I put it in you’re not allowed to mention it again. Never experienced any of yours but none sound too pleasant so they can all go in

I promise m’lady

.......

I’ll be keeping my on you "

Eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lots I could suggest but won’t ......... but I’d like marmite back from the bucket pls "

Jog on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought you were poorly and being sick Nora!

3 things.

1. Irons. I'm just bad at ironing!

2. Grey hairs - I keep finding them!

3. Supermarket music - dose my head in!"

No. I was a bit naughty

Grey hairs can go. I found one the other day. I’m still in mourning. Irons are needed and supermarkets would be boring without music sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lots I could suggest but won’t ......... but I’d like marmite back from the bucket pls

Jog on

Ohh nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ear hair, nose hair and toenail cheese.

The bane of my life. I spend more time getting rid of them than any other type of personal grooming outside of washing and shaving.

Ear and nose hair can go. It’s not attractive. Wtf is toenail cheese?

The dry skin stuff that builds up under one’s nails if it is not manicured regularly.

Hmm ok. That can go in then. Even though I’m still none the wiser!"
You’re lucky then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lots I could suggest but won’t ......... but I’d like marmite back from the bucket pls

Jog on

Ohh nice

Marmite is the devils food!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lots I could suggest but won’t ......... but I’d like marmite back from the bucket pls

Jog on

Ohh nice

Marmite is the devils food!"

It’s very good for you ...... devil or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okay so heres mine.

Donald Trump

Nigel Farage

Certain twats on this site

Pete xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Butter, garlic and onions please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Okay so heres mine.

Donald Trump

Nigel Farage

Certain twats on this site

Pete xx"

Please refer back to my game rules

Although I may allow nigel in and force feed him all the olives and marmite

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Butter, garlic and onions please

Oh my. The first one where i can’t possibly let any in! I may have to let someone else choose one. I love all those things

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Pants worn above the waistline of jeans

Baseball caps worn with the peak facing to either side

Ticket touting

Can I add "OPs that skip your previous post and answer others that came later" to that list?

. My apologies

None needed...my tongue was firmly in my....

....cheek!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pants worn above the waistline of jeans

Baseball caps worn with the peak facing to either side

Ticket touting

Can I add "OPs that skip your previous post and answer others that came later" to that list?

. My apologies

None needed...my tongue was firmly in my....

....cheek!!

As long as it’s nowhere near my bucket

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Pants worn above the waistline of jeans

Baseball caps worn with the peak facing to either side

Ticket touting

Can I add "OPs that skip your previous post and answer others that came later" to that list?

. My apologies

None needed...my tongue was firmly in my....

....cheek!!

As long as it’s nowhere near my bucket

Only if you put it there to shut me up

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Chavs

Beckhams

Debt

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Good thread Nora!

1. The last slither of soap ( it’s bloody useless)

2. All sea food ( blurgggh

)

3. Winter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chavs

Beckhams

Debt"

Chavs and debt

I like the Beckhams. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Parsnips

Just parsnips

Denied. They’re lovely. Honey glazed mmmmmmm"

Are they in a pear tree?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

3 words 1 thing

Highway

Maintenance

Vehicles!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Songs from The Greatest Showman, loved it but enough is enough

Foam hearts out of Haribo Star mix

and Those big E cigs that look like Iron Maiden are about to come out on stage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good thread Nora!

1. The last slither of soap ( it’s bloody useless)

2. All sea food ( blurgggh

)

3. Winter "

Soap yes!

All sea food except prawns I’ll allow

I prefer summer but I luuuuuurve the cosiness of winter and I love the cold frosty days when the sun shines.

. So can’t allow winter sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Parsnips

Just parsnips

Denied. They’re lovely. Honey glazed mmmmmmm

Are they in a pear tree?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"3 words 1 thing

Highway

Maintenance

Vehicles!"

But who would maintain our highways?! Denied

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Songs from The Greatest Showman, loved it but enough is enough

Foam hearts out of Haribo Star mix

and Those big E cigs that look like Iron Maiden are about to come out on stage"

Haha. Yes! All allowed in. All haribo in fact. I don’t get the love of haribo. It’s all horrid! (Just don’t tell shagman ffs!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Songs from The Greatest Showman, loved it but enough is enough

Foam hearts out of Haribo Star mix

and Those big E cigs that look like Iron Maiden are about to come out on stage

Haha. Yes! All allowed in. All haribo in fact. I don’t get the love of haribo. It’s all horrid! (Just don’t tell shagman ffs!) "

In fact I haven’t the heart to put it in. What the hell would he do on a Friday and Saturday night! I’d be too concerned about him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Songs from The Greatest Showman, loved it but enough is enough

Foam hearts out of Haribo Star mix

and Those big E cigs that look like Iron Maiden are about to come out on stage

Haha. Yes! All allowed in. All haribo in fact. I don’t get the love of haribo. It’s all horrid! (Just don’t tell shagman ffs!)

In fact I haven’t the heart to put it in. What the hell would he do on a Friday and Saturday night! I’d be too concerned about him. "

Quality thread by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Songs from The Greatest Showman, loved it but enough is enough

Foam hearts out of Haribo Star mix

and Those big E cigs that look like Iron Maiden are about to come out on stage

Haha. Yes! All allowed in. All haribo in fact. I don’t get the love of haribo. It’s all horrid! (Just don’t tell shagman ffs!)

In fact I haven’t the heart to put it in. What the hell would he do on a Friday and Saturday night! I’d be too concerned about him.

Quality thread by the way

He’s not called shagman is he lol. What’s he called? Haha

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By *callycatMan over a year ago

Mid Wales

'Designer' labels and any clothing with a logo on the outside.

Mobile phones

Everyone who is incapable of beginning a sentence without the word 'So....'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Songs from The Greatest Showman, loved it but enough is enough

Foam hearts out of Haribo Star mix

and Those big E cigs that look like Iron Maiden are about to come out on stage

Haha. Yes! All allowed in. All haribo in fact. I don’t get the love of haribo. It’s all horrid! (Just don’t tell shagman ffs!)

In fact I haven’t the heart to put it in. What the hell would he do on a Friday and Saturday night! I’d be too concerned about him.

Quality thread by the way

He’s not called shagman is he lol. What’s he called? Haha "

Shag Tonight but we knew who you meant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'Designer' labels and any clothing with a logo on the outside.

Mobile phones

Everyone who is incapable of beginning a sentence without the word 'So....'"

Noooo i like designer stuff but definitely NOT with a logo on the outside or the name plastered all over it.

Mobiles phones - absolutely not!

Yes I agree with the “so” thing even though I probably do it. I also hate “lol” but I know I say it all the time.

. So...... that can go in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buckets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Songs from The Greatest Showman, loved it but enough is enough

Foam hearts out of Haribo Star mix

and Those big E cigs that look like Iron Maiden are about to come out on stage

Haha. Yes! All allowed in. All haribo in fact. I don’t get the love of haribo. It’s all horrid! (Just don’t tell shagman ffs!)

In fact I haven’t the heart to put it in. What the hell would he do on a Friday and Saturday night! I’d be too concerned about him.

Quality thread by the way

He’s not called shagman is he lol. What’s he called? Haha

Shag Tonight but we knew who you meant

That’s the fella!! Oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Buckets."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buckets.

"
Troublemakers (

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Buckets.

Troublemakers (

)

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By *ugga MannMan over a year ago

Heathrow

How about three Fab things:

1. Neanderthals

2. Time wasters

3. “Professionals”

Otherwise...

1. Wearing football shirts for casual wear

2. Middle lane road hogs

3. Mullets

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How about three Fab things:

1. Neanderthals

2. Time wasters

3. “Professionals”

Otherwise...

1. Wearing football shirts for casual wear

2. Middle lane road hogs

3. Mullets

Even though you’ve cheated a bit there I shall allow all 6. Worried I may have “professional” on my profile though

. Rushes to check!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

150+ replies to this , me thinks Nora may need a skip not a bucket

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How about three Fab things:

1. Neanderthals

2. Time wasters

3. “Professionals”

Otherwise...

1. Wearing football shirts for casual wear

2. Middle lane road hogs

3. Mullets

Even though you’ve cheated a bit there I shall allow all 6. Worried I may have “professional” on my profile though

. Rushes to check!"

No I haven’t. My profile is very straight though. I must add that I had a very lovely profile when I first joined, I was sooooo nice and pleasant. It has got harsher over time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"150+ replies to this , me thinks Nora may need a skip not a bucket

I may need to borrow your bucket too love at this rate! Don’t get excited that it’s nearly over. You just know I’m gonna do a part deux

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"150+ replies to this , me thinks Nora may need a skip not a bucket

I may need to borrow your bucket too love at this rate! Don’t get excited that it’s nearly over. You just know I’m gonna do a part deux

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Drivers who speed up behind you flashing their lights for you to get out of their way, even though you're already doing over the speed limit and there's a vehicle in the inside lane.

Pseudo intellectual psycho-babble

TOWIE/Made In Chelsea/Geordie Shore/Love Island and other similar programmes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buckets.

Troublemakers (

)

She's gonna need a bigger bucket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rude people

Celery

Smoking

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Good thread Nora!

1. The last slither of soap ( it’s bloody useless)

2. All sea food ( blurgggh

)

3. Winter

Soap yes!

All sea food except prawns I’ll allow

I prefer summer but I luuuuuurve the cosiness of winter and I love the cold frosty days when the sun shines.

. So can’t allow winter sorry "

Oh well ... 2/3 wasn’t bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Parsnips

Just parsnips

Denied. They’re lovely. Honey glazed mmmmmmm"

Definitely Parsnips, get them in the bucket!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"150+ replies to this , me thinks Nora may need a skip not a bucket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Re - Sealable bags for chocolate WTF is the point of that

Slipper socks grrr I want to slide on my wood floor after a few gins

solar powered security lights, one flash and its dead

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Parsnips

Just parsnips

Denied. They’re lovely. Honey glazed mmmmmmm

Are they in a pear tree?

Parsnips are lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Drivers who speed up behind you flashing their lights for you to get out of their way, even though you're already doing over the speed limit and there's a vehicle in the inside lane.

Pseudo intellectual psycho-babble

TOWIE/Made In Chelsea/Geordie Shore/Love Island and other similar programmes"

All in

Incidentally, did I say you could come back for seconds?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drivers who speed up behind you flashing their lights for you to get out of their way, even though you're already doing over the speed limit and there's a vehicle in the inside lane.

Pseudo intellectual psycho-babble

TOWIE/Made In Chelsea/Geordie Shore/Love Island and other similar programmes

All in

Incidentally, did I say you could come back for seconds?

"
well i keep coming back too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rude people

Celery

Smoking"

Rude people can go in. One out of 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Parsnips

Just parsnips

Denied. They’re lovely. Honey glazed mmmmmmm

Definitely Parsnips, get them in the bucket!"

I shan’t say it again. Parsnips are not going in! I love them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Re - Sealable bags for chocolate WTF is the point of that

Slipper socks grrr I want to slide on my wood floor after a few gins

solar powered security lights, one flash and its dead"

Ha! Yes what is the point in those!! Share bag my arse! No chocolate gets re-sealed in this house.

I loves my slipper socks. Sorry

Security lights can go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Drivers who speed up behind you flashing their lights for you to get out of their way, even though you're already doing over the speed limit and there's a vehicle in the inside lane.

Pseudo intellectual psycho-babble

TOWIE/Made In Chelsea/Geordie Shore/Love Island and other similar programmes

All in

Incidentally, did I say you could come back for seconds?

well i keep coming back too"

But you’re special. I’ll never get rid of you I don’t think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drivers who speed up behind you flashing their lights for you to get out of their way, even though you're already doing over the speed limit and there's a vehicle in the inside lane.

Pseudo intellectual psycho-babble

TOWIE/Made In Chelsea/Geordie Shore/Love Island and other similar programmes

All in

Incidentally, did I say you could come back for seconds?

well i keep coming back too

But you’re special. I’ll never get rid of you I don’t think

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

Want to add something, to the dates, currents, raisins, candied peel, mince pies and Christmas cake.

Cats who come into your garden because they think it's a toilet!

Please add and have a ?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Drivers who speed up behind you flashing their lights for you to get out of their way, even though you're already doing over the speed limit and there's a vehicle in the inside lane.

Pseudo intellectual psycho-babble

TOWIE/Made In Chelsea/Geordie Shore/Love Island and other similar programmes

All in

Incidentally, did I say you could come back for seconds?

well i keep coming back too

But you’re special. I’ll never get rid of you I don’t think

Blatant favouritism *pouts*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Want to add something, to the dates, currents, raisins, candied peel, mince pies and Christmas cake.

Cats who come into your garden because they think it's a toilet!

Please add and have a ? "

Cats can go in full stop! No need for cats. Can’t stand them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pussy is fine though

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