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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago
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What's the worst chat up line you've either heard or attempted to use?
A favourite of mine is one that a friend used to use, "Marks out of ten? I'd give you one." Surprisingly it never worked...
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I used to know a guy who when in nightclubs, would introduce himself to ladies with, and I quote, ‘Hey pussy’.
His subsequent success rate was minimal to non existent.
(For the record, it wasn’t me by the way)  |
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By *onyGalWoman
over a year ago
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"‘You look like my daughter!’ 
‘You make my girlfriend look like shit’
‘If I promise not to cum can I fuck you’"
Also had the you make my girlfriend look like shit one. Errr is that supposed to be a compliment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘You look like my daughter!’
‘You make my girlfriend look like shit’
‘If I promise not to cum can I fuck you’
Also had the you make my girlfriend look like shit one. Errr is that supposed to be a compliment "
Yep I’ve had that one too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘You look like my daughter!’
‘You make my girlfriend look like shit’
‘If I promise not to cum can I fuck you’
Also had the you make my girlfriend look like shit one. Errr is that supposed to be a compliment "
Bloody hell where have you been hiding!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘You look like my daughter!’
‘You make my girlfriend look like shit’
‘If I promise not to cum can I fuck you’
Also had the you make my girlfriend look like shit one. Errr is that supposed to be a compliment
Yep I’ve had that one too "
We’ve all had it I reckon  |
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""Can I be your slave? You can use me as a toilet." 
He keeps on coming back every few months.
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I've not had that exact one, but I've had others like it.
Pro tip: don't start with threats of violence or anything that might be generally considered disgusting. If we're both into it, we can get there! But even if I am into it (check my interests for a clue), opening with wanting to break me etc will just get you blocked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can I be your slave? You can use me as a toilet."
Seriously? "
Yes  I just searched and he is still an active user on fab.
Username and profile pretty much say it all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have any of you women ever been chatted up in the real world? I would hardly say what you have been asked are chat up lines, rather chancing it lines 
My favourites are 'get your coat, you've pulled'
And 'here's 10p.. go and call your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight' (obvs pre mobile phone days) |
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""Can I be your slave? You can use me as a toilet."
Seriously? "
A single female profile on Fab is a fascinating study into the depths of depravity a human mind can reach.
It's amazing the things that now only elicit an eye roll out of me, rather than dry heaving. |
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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
""Can I be your slave? You can use me as a toilet."
Seriously?
A single female profile on Fab is a fascinating study into the depths of depravity a human mind can reach.
It's amazing the things that now only elicit an eye roll out of me, rather than dry heaving. "
I honestly didn't think I was naive but it seems that's not the case |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can I be your slave? You can use me as a toilet."
He keeps on coming back every few months.
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Yep I get him a lot too. I block and he comes back with a different name  |
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By *onyGalWoman
over a year ago
leeds |
"‘You look like my daughter!’
‘You make my girlfriend look like shit’
‘If I promise not to cum can I fuck you’
Also had the you make my girlfriend look like shit one. Errr is that supposed to be a compliment
Bloody hell where have you been hiding!! "
Me?  |
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By *onyGalWoman
over a year ago
leeds |
"Have any of you women ever been chatted up in the real world? I would hardly say what you have been asked are chat up lines, rather chancing it lines
My favourites are 'get your coat, you've pulled'
And 'here's 10p.. go and call your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight' (obvs pre mobile phone days) "
I don’t really remember them from face to face encounters, I laugh and move on quickly |
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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart. "
For added effect you could have some fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti in view when you use that line |
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"Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
For added effect you could have some fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti in view when you use that line "
Or as one of my friends suggested: stick my tongue out. She said I could get half way there with that alone |
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""Can I be your slave? You can use me as a toilet."
Seriously?
A single female profile on Fab is a fascinating study into the depths of depravity a human mind can reach.
It's amazing the things that now only elicit an eye roll out of me, rather than dry heaving.
I honestly didn't think I was naive but it seems that's not the case "
It's an addition to rule 34. If it can be imagined, porn exists of it... And someone thinks it appropriate to send to a complete stranger on Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This morning “do you have farmyard pet insurance because I’m going to break that cock”
I meant that as a threat
Good job I’m covered then "
You can lie and say you had a better one when you make the claim. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
I’ve always liked this one  "
The classics are the best..Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourite line, when talking to women in nightclubs, was saying I was gay porn star, when asked what I did for a living. Hardly a chat up line but kept the conversation going.
Opening gambit was generally "Do you want a light or a drink or whatever?", never smoked myself but used to carry a lighter. Got the conversation started if they were interested and didn't cost a fortune in drinks. Not the same now you can't smoke inside clubs, but I don't approach strangers anywhere near as much as I used to  |
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