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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Does the contrived photos that people set up on Fab make anyone else cringe/laugh ?! You know the ones where someone is trying to hard to be sexy, moody, dominant etc. Or they are stood in an unnatural catologue pose (usually men).
Anyway a few tickled me this morning. Oh, yeah some of mine are totally contrived too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My face always looks moody and miserable
But at least it’s not contrived.
Agree. Plus I would to caress your nose with my penis if I may say x "
You may x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You mean to say you’re not just adjusting yourself I’m your leotard naturally and there happens to be a camera in front to catch it forever??
Game changer 
I agree though, some of them do make me laugh a bit but I like that.
Laughing I meant. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You mean to say you’re not just adjusting yourself I’m your leotard naturally and there happens to be a camera in front to catch it forever??
Game changer
I agree though, some of them do make me laugh a bit but I like that.
Laughing I meant."
I know, this a shocking revelation.
I just happened to have been caught with my budgie smugglers on, looking out the window wistfully, reminiscing of love that passed me by.
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"You mean to say you’re not just adjusting yourself I’m your leotard naturally and there happens to be a camera in front to catch it forever??
Game changer
I agree though, some of them do make me laugh a bit but I like that.
Laughing I meant.
I know, this a shocking revelation.
I just happened to have been caught with my budgie smugglers on, looking out the window wistfully, reminiscing of love that passed me by.
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Is that what you were trying to convey? I thought you had pulled your undies down in front of the window for the light to get a clearer look at your boy bits. But what do I know?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mean to say you’re not just adjusting yourself I’m your leotard naturally and there happens to be a camera in front to catch it forever??
Game changer
I agree though, some of them do make me laugh a bit but I like that.
Laughing I meant.
I know, this a shocking revelation.
I just happened to have been caught with my budgie smugglers on, looking out the window wistfully, reminiscing of love that passed me by.
Is that what you were trying to convey? I thought you had pulled your undies down in front of the window for the light to get a clearer look at your boy bits. But what do I know? "
Not much but luckily you are hot x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of my fab pictures are selfies and I try to capture the reality. I try to smile on some as I think it brightens up my face and coz I like to laugh. Other pics in my private gallery are from photoshoot and stage performance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aren't most posed photos contrived though? The only ones that aren't are those which are taken spontaneously where the subject is unaware. I agree that some posed photos look more natural than others, that's down to the skill of the photographer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mean to say you’re not just adjusting yourself I’m your leotard naturally and there happens to be a camera in front to catch it forever??
Game changer
I agree though, some of them do make me laugh a bit but I like that.
Laughing I meant.
I know, this a shocking revelation.
I just happened to have been caught with my budgie smugglers on, looking out the window wistfully, reminiscing of love that passed me by.
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Fabbed |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"You mean to say you’re not just adjusting yourself I’m your leotard naturally and there happens to be a camera in front to catch it forever??
Game changer
I agree though, some of them do make me laugh a bit but I like that.
Laughing I meant.
I know, this a shocking revelation.
I just happened to have been caught with my budgie smugglers on, looking out the window wistfully, reminiscing of love that passed me by.
Is that what you were trying to convey? I thought you had pulled your undies down in front of the window for the light to get a clearer look at your boy bits. But what do I know?
Not much but luckily you are hot x "
Are you saying I’m hot but dumb? I’m just hearing ‘hot’ anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You mean to say you’re not just adjusting yourself I’m your leotard naturally and there happens to be a camera in front to catch it forever??
Game changer
I agree though, some of them do make me laugh a bit but I like that.
Laughing I meant.
I know, this a shocking revelation.
I just happened to have been caught with my budgie smugglers on, looking out the window wistfully, reminiscing of love that passed me by.
Fabbed "
Thank you, this thread was all part of my cunning plan to get my photos Fabbed. Cause I’m needy and need the validation.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mean to say you’re not just adjusting yourself I’m your leotard naturally and there happens to be a camera in front to catch it forever??
Game changer
I agree though, some of them do make me laugh a bit but I like that.
Laughing I meant.
I know, this a shocking revelation.
I just happened to have been caught with my budgie smugglers on, looking out the window wistfully, reminiscing of love that passed me by.
Fabbed
Thank you, this thread was all part of my cunning plan to get my photos Fabbed. Cause I’m needy and need the validation. "
Baldrick.... is that you ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, I really need to do a pic with me pointing to my watch whilst smiling inanely ala 1980’s mail order catalogue, male models  "
You have to be wearing slacks and a turtle neck sweater. |
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"Yes, I really need to do a pic with me pointing to my watch whilst smiling inanely ala 1980’s mail order catalogue, male models
You have to be wearing slacks and a turtle neck sweater."
And big sideburns to go with it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, I really need to do a pic with me pointing to my watch whilst smiling inanely ala 1980’s mail order catalogue, male models
You have to be wearing slacks and a turtle neck sweater."
And your foot up on a random log. |
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"Yes, I really need to do a pic with me pointing to my watch whilst smiling inanely ala 1980’s mail order catalogue, male models
You have to be wearing slacks and a turtle neck sweater.
And your foot up on a random log. "
Yeah, what was that all about back in the day?
I can only assume that the outdoor shoots represented being at one with nature and subsequently in touch with one’s inner 80’s fashion appreciating self whilst the log was overtly representative of masculinity (the male model being implied to have cut it himself - probably with his bare hands) whilst his foot upon it was to denote the fact that he not only rise up to, but conquered the challenge and bested nature herself - the log now a trophy of said wondrous victory.
.....or maybe I’m seriously over analysing this?
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"All mine are about as contrived as you can get, I think I look ridiculous in most of them but as long as they keep getting my willy wet I don't care."
Oh come on you always water the garden naked! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Talk about stating the bleeding obvious! Next thread... people on fab are looking for attention "
Probably best to actually read the thead first. The question was do the contrived photos on Fab make you laugh and cringe.
My next thread will be ‘Why don’t people read threads properly?’ Actually didn’t you started one of those the other week ? Oh, the irony. |
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"Talk about stating the bleeding obvious! Next thread... people on fab are looking for attention
Probably best to actually read the thead first. The question was do the contrived photos on Fab make you laugh and cringe.
My next thread will be ‘Why don’t people read threads properly?’ Actually didn’t you started one of those the other week ? Oh, the irony. "
Says Mr waving my massive cock in the air |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Talk about stating the bleeding obvious! Next thread... people on fab are looking for attention
Probably best to actually read the thead first. The question was do the contrived photos on Fab make you laugh and cringe.
My next thread will be ‘Why don’t people read threads properly?’ Actually didn’t you started one of those the other week ? Oh, the irony.
Says Mr waving my massive cock in the air"
Ah, you didn’t read the original post either. Well done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The majority of mine are  "
I’m so awkward and I’ll ask my hubby to take ‘natural’ photos of me and as soon as he gets his phone out I get all awkward and weird and start posing. I hate it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talk about stating the bleeding obvious! Next thread... people on fab are looking for attention
Probably best to actually read the thead first. The question was do the contrived photos on Fab make you laugh and cringe.
My next thread will be ‘Why don’t people read threads properly?’ Actually didn’t you started one of those the other week ? Oh, the irony. "
I still find it endearing that you follow my every move on the forum.
I was responding to another poster but forgot to press quote and reply... but I'll answer your question. No they don't make me cringe/ laugh. I think most people post contrived pictures. There aren't many completely natural pics. And those that are are normally awfully crap. |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
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"Contrived? I have no idea what you're suggesting OP 
You just got caught in the shower with your white shirt on, it happens! "
I was particularly tired one morning and showered after I had dressed. True story |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"Yes, I really need to do a pic with me pointing to my watch whilst smiling inanely ala 1980’s mail order catalogue, male models
You have to be wearing slacks and a turtle neck sweater.
And big sideburns to go with it "
next to a Black Ford Capri |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, I really need to do a pic with me pointing to my watch whilst smiling inanely ala 1980’s mail order catalogue, male models
You have to be wearing slacks and a turtle neck sweater.
And big sideburns to go with it next to a Black Ford Capri "
On a beach. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The amount of fellas that take pics stood on their head and then flip it through 180 so it makes it look like their schlongs can defy gravity... *tuts*  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The amount of fellas that take pics stood on their head and then flip it through 180 so it makes it look like their schlongs can defy gravity... *tuts*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All mine are about as contrived as you can get, I think I look ridiculous in most of them but as long as they keep getting my willy wet I don't care.
Oh come on you always water the garden naked! "
What's his favourite passage from The Bible? |
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