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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can’t roll my tongue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t roll my rrrrrrs

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By *verReadyGirthMan over a year ago

city centre

Insert my left foot in my mouth (whole).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t wink ?? my emoji can tho x

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I can’t say words with repetitive ‘L’ sounds... ‘regularly’ and ‘spectacularly’ trip up my tongue every time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can’t say words with repetitive ‘L’ sounds... ‘regularly’ and ‘spectacularly’ trip up my tongue every time. "

Oh I can’t do this either!

I can’t say jewellery, I don’t even try nowadays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take myself seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can do the tongue thing OP

However I can’t sing and play the guitar at the same time

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I can't walk past a man wearing a kilt.

Impossible.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say no to another glass of wine

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Can't whistle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do the Winnie the Pooh's tigger rrrrr's. Still pisses me off that I can't do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lick your own elbow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't play guitar. I've tried and think I should try again. It makes me feel sad

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

..... eat blue cheese! YuuuuuuuK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh there’s loads. A few:

Properly pronounce brewery.

Swim. Although I intend to rectify that in 2019, New Years resolution.

Whistle using my fingers.

Breakdance.

Speak Japanese.

Understand women.

Pull, even in a brothel.

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Cannot watch horror movies without a cushion covering my eyes. Pathetic isn’t it!

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I can't agree with most humans , most of the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smile for a photograph..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Click my fingers

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

I can’t fly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back flip

Be pessimistic

Lie convincingly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Touch the tip of my nose with my tongue

I can roll my tongue and i can do the live long and prosper thing with both hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pout, I'm awful at it

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Back flip

Be pessimistic

Lie convincingly

You lie surely

Of course you can back flip

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

I can't pat my head and rub my stomach at same time.

Or say red lorry yellow lorry red lorry rellow lolly. See I told you so !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cannot watch horror movies without a cushion covering my eyes. Pathetic isn’t it!"

I’m the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can’t say words with repetitive ‘L’ sounds... ‘regularly’ and ‘spectacularly’ trip up my tongue every time. "

Try practising the tongue twister "Lenny the lion like licking lemon lollipops "

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Whistle with my fingers in my mouth.

Click my fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ride a bike

never had one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smile for a photograph..

ah me too! It always looks so unnatural!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let a doctor or anyone near my bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is neurologically impossible to circle your arm in one direction, and circle the leg in the opposite direction.

Have a go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t lick my nipples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can’t say words with repetitive ‘L’ sounds... ‘regularly’ and ‘spectacularly’ trip up my tongue every time.

Try practising the tongue twister "Lenny the lion like licking lemon lollipops ""

Back on the day used to be

Red leather

Yellow leather

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back flip

Be pessimistic

Lie convincingly

You lie surely

Of course you can back flip"

Into a swimming pool. Not on land. Way too scared I’d break my neck.

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By *carlettxWoman over a year ago

Essex

I can’t wolf whistle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t do backflips any longer

Can’t do a wheelie on a bike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smile for a photograph..

I'll join you in this !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smile for a photograph..

I'll join you in this ! "

And me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't kill anything and I don't like removing dead things like flies or wasps. I can't swat anything, stamp on an ant, kill a spider or even shoot the rats at the top of the garden. Seeing dead animals on the road makes me feel sick and makes me fret. Pathetic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't fly a plane nor can I touch my toes especially at the same time.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

Play the saxophone. But it doesn't stop me trying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't stop saying chess when I mean to say chest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smile for a photograph..

I'll join you in this !

And me! "

Group photo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smile for a photograph..

I'll join you in this !

And me! "

Glad I'm not the only one with pan faced face pics

it just doesn't look natural..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jump

. Seriously I cant jump on the spot my family think it's funny and take the piss, I've never been able to do it

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Can’t arm pit fart, god I’ve tried, even pulled a muscle in my arm the other week trying. Family thought it hilarious of course coz they can all do it

Lex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t arm pit fart, god I’ve tried, even pulled a muscle in my arm the other week trying. Family thought it hilarious of course coz they can all do it

Lex "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't breath through my ears but I seem to hold my breath For a long time while pleasuring a lady.. he he he xx

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I can’t say words with repetitive ‘L’ sounds... ‘regularly’ and ‘spectacularly’ trip up my tongue every time.

Try practising the tongue twister "Lenny the lion like licking lemon lollipops ""

That’s just mean...

One smart fella; he felt smart.

Two smart fellas; they felt smart.

Three smart fellas; they all felt smart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i cant drive. Cant swim.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't raise one eyebrow

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By *uit and bootsMan over a year ago

Manchester

Parkour

But this time last year I couldn’t rock climb, but now I can, so there’s hope.

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By *allSteveMan over a year ago

Poole

Go on a killing spree and get away with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back flip

Be pessimistic

Lie convincingly

You fibber .. lol ... Hope you are doing ok x

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By *uit and bootsMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Smile for a photograph..

I'll join you in this !

And me!

Glad I'm not the only one with pan faced face pics

it just doesn't look natural.. "

Christ on a bike, I look like I’m having a stroke or embolism when I try & smile for a photo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunk.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Write neatly. My handwriting is atrocious x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smile for a photograph..

I'll join you in this !

And me!

Glad I'm not the only one with pan faced face pics

it just doesn't look natural..

Christ on a bike, I look like I’m having a stroke or embolism when I try & smile for a photo "

Snap.. so resting bitch face it is now..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Burpees.

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

Take a decent selfie or play the guitar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Resist temptation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back flip

Be pessimistic

Lie convincingly

You fibber .. lol ... Hope you are doing ok x "

I’m always ok and if I’m temporarily not ok, I know it’ll pass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pee standing up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can not pull a woman on here !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't raise one eyebrow

I’m imagining you trying that right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can’t lick my nipples "

I can just about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dunk.

I wish I was a little bit taller."

I wish I was a baller.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can’t suck my own cock (and god knows I’ve tried!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dunk.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

I wish I was a baller."

Wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't burp for some wierd reason x

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

Part my fingers like they do in Star Trek...everyone at my work place can do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It is neurologically impossible to circle your arm in one direction, and circle the leg in the opposite direction.

Have a go

Woo hoo I'm a medical marvel because I just did... hang on a minute you were just trying to make me look daft waving limbs about like a lunatic. Well played

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Part my fingers like they do in Star Trek...everyone at my work place can do it

Do you work on the bridge?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't find a girlfriend

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By *ugs and JunkCouple over a year ago

Bellshill

Cannot day the name Karl without it sounding like Carole

All Scottish people will feel this

Mrs

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Cannot day the name Karl without it sounding like Carole

All Scottish people will feel this

Mrs"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cannot day the name Karl without it sounding like Carole

All Scottish people will feel this

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finish a senten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cannot day the name Karl without it sounding like Carole

All Scottish people will feel this

Mrs

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

I can’t walk very far, I can’t open my mouth very wide, I can’t eat spices food at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A few things that I can't do but a hell of a lot.

More that I can do

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't wear socks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Part my fingers like they do in Star Trek...everyone at my work place can do it

Your not alone I can't either

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Part my fingers like they do in Star Trek...everyone at my work place can do it

Your not alone I can't either

Mrscxxx"

The actress who played T'Pau in the first film couldn't either. They made a little plastic thing to keep her fingers apart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Part my fingers like they do in Star Trek...everyone at my work place can do it

Your not alone I can't either

Mrscxxx

The actress who played T'Pau in the first film couldn't either. They made a little plastic thing to keep her fingers apart."

Wow I didn't know that

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By *rcheekyxxMan over a year ago

nottingham

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By *rcheekyxxMan over a year ago

nottingham

Get a meet

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I can't say, specific.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't wear socks."

Bet your feet smell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join a conversation without being invited.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep, with this fucking gnat buzzing me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can’t suck my own cock (and god knows I’ve tried!)

Does that make you bi curious?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't say, specific. "

So do you also struggle pronouncing the name of our biggest and deepest ocean as well ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Join a conversation without being invited."

Kind of like a vampire?

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"I can’t suck my own cock (and god knows I’ve tried!)

Stop blowing your own trumpet mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Join a conversation without being invited.

Kind of like a vampire? "

Not a bad analogy, I've been told I can suck the life out of a social situation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can’t suck my own cock (and god knows I’ve tried!)

Stop blowing your own trumpet mate

I think we've already established that he can't.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I can't say, specific.

So do you also struggle pronouncing the name of our biggest and deepest ocean as well ?"

Nope, that's what comes out my mouth, when I try to say something specific

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't say, specific.

So do you also struggle pronouncing the name of our biggest and deepest ocean as well ?

Nope, that's what comes out my mouth, when I try to say something specific

Thought so.

I always find that rather endearing, makes me think of Del Boy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Purrrr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't not say thank you, for someone who didn't, when they should've

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By *olo199Man over a year ago

sheffield

I can’t have sex without making her cum without touching her first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't stand Celine Dion

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can't crack two eggs into a frying pan without breaking the yolk of at least one of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't watch chick flicks

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By *ig rig hullMan over a year ago

Hull

I cant get a meet on here haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I cant get a meet on here haha"

Eerrmmm... You have 4 verifications, so I would say that is a fib, eh?

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By *ig rig hullMan over a year ago

Hull

Im trying to lighten the mood

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By *ottie 13Woman over a year ago

Happy go lucky

Walk past a bakery without having to pop in and buy at least 3 things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im trying to lighten the mood "

I thought the mood was fairly positive n a tad jovial already, was it not?!

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By *ig rig hullMan over a year ago

Hull

"Im trying to lighten the mood

I thought the mood was fairly positive n a tad jovial already, was it not?!

Now iv started somet lol.... I take it back. ..I take it all back lol

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By *vcarolTV/TS over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"I can’t wolf whistle "

Me too, and apply eyeliner.... brush in hand = start to shake= wonky !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't say fork properly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't say fork properly "

Or penis

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I can't say fork properly "

Come and practice on me

I can’t whistle .... well I can but only inwards a little bit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't say fork properly "

la fourchette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't say fork properly

Or penis "

yes that one too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't say fork properly

Come and practice on me

I can’t whistle .... well I can but only inwards a little bit. "

I had once a woman who gave me a BJ while she was whistling so I was curious and turn on the light... Then I spotted her glass eye on the bedside table.

I litterally fucked her brain out !

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I can't say fork properly

Or penis "

How do you know he can’t say penis?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't say fork properly

Or penis

How do you know he can’t say penis?

It was in summer 1999 behind Tesco, it was dark but warm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be sincere

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I can't say fork properly

Or penis

How do you know he can’t say penis?

It was in summer 1999 behind Tesco, it was dark but warm"

Don’t stop there o bearded one it’s just hotting up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't say fork properly

Or penis

How do you know he can’t say penis?

It was in summer 1999 behind Tesco, it was dark but warm

Don’t stop there o bearded one it’s just hotting up

I never finish what I start love that's why my friends call me

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I can't say fork properly

Or penis

How do you know he can’t say penis?

It was in summer 1999 behind Tesco, it was dark but warm

Don’t stop there o bearded one it’s just hotting up

I never finish what I start love that's why my friends call me"

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I can’t do small talk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can’t do small talk "

But obviously you can write short sentences love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be sincere "

You're much lovelier than you give yourself credit for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Talk to someone new in person without seeing someone else talk to them first

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Be sincere

You're much lovelier than you give yourself credit for. "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So many things perfection still hides from me

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

"Say no to another glass of wine "

Ditto ... Hic

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

"Ooh there’s loads. A few:

Properly pronounce brewery.

Swim. Although I intend to rectify that in 2019, New Years resolution.

Whistle using my fingers.

Breakdance.

Speak Japanese.

Understand women.

Pull, even in a brothel.

Some of those made me chuckle!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Be elegant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be elegant "

When I was slim I was told I was elegant. I'm more elephant now.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Get a fab meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Touch my toes these days

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

Sleep in my old bed..

Been over a year since being alone in this house and I still prefer the couch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Resist temptation

Small talk

Whistle

The floss - I just can’t get it

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By *ycra loutMan over a year ago

york/Scarborough

I carnt find a lady to let me give her oral

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By *oonshadowWoman over a year ago

COVENTRY

I can't talk like Donald duck

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By *carlettxWoman over a year ago

Essex

I can’t say chimney without it actually coming out

Chim in ey

Bloody Dick van Dykes fault I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t grind coffee beans on my abs....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just can’t

I just can’t control my feet

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Ride a bike

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Be elegant

When I was slim I was told I was elegant. I'm more elephant now."

I'm like the hippos from fantasia

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Do up buttons in a timely fashion or remove intricate packaging.

Dyspraxia is a bitch sometimes in the heat of the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right now,have sex

Never can when I really want it

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By *idsBiGuyMan over a year ago

Tamworth

Hear the word Oud without thinking about Bill Bailey

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Read anything by Virginia Woolf.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See the Sydney uni type warnings and not roll my eyes

Fab is not a public traded entity

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Open this fecking jam jar thanks to a broken hand and the man of the house not having opposable thumbs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take life,or fab seriously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I also can't fight the moonlight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t get no satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be elegant

When I was slim I was told I was elegant. I'm more elephant now.

I'm like the hippos from fantasia

That's me when I try to do ballet now

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"Do up buttons in a timely fashion or remove intricate packaging.

Dyspraxia is a bitch sometimes in the heat of the moment. "

I know these feeling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't trust people

I can't lie

I can't stand up to bullies/keyboard warriors

But there are a million things that I CAN do

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Stand on my right leg lol

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By *idsBiGuyMan over a year ago

Tamworth

"Stand on my right leg lol "

Didn’t get it, read your profile. Outstanding!

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Stand on my right leg lol

Didn’t get it, read your profile. Outstanding!"

What I meant to say is... I agree with this comment x x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Master life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t whistle

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

"Stand on my right leg lol

Didn’t get it, read your profile. Outstanding!"

Lol yes it does make a few scratch their heads

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

"Stand on my right leg lol

Didn’t get it, read your profile. Outstanding!

What I meant to say is... I agree with this comment x x"

Thank ypu

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"I can’t wink ?? my emoji can tho x"

I can only wink with my right eye not my left!!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Click my fingers or finger whistle

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"I can’t say words with repetitive ‘L’ sounds... ‘regularly’ and ‘spectacularly’ trip up my tongue every time.

Oh I can’t do this either!

I can’t say jewellery, I don’t even try nowadays "

I can't say hospital!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lose weight

Make wisecracks

Playing with my boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't find what I'm looking for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have the last word....

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