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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd hit them over the head with my heavy lamp then wrap them in my duvet and bash them repeatedly with my tablet 
I wish the zombie apocalypse would hurry up - I'm really bored! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get the men zombies to join Fab, that'll keep them occupied fighting among themselves looking for a meet and open a free cake shop for the female ones...job sorted.  |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
I have a 7.5kg cat who is a big softy with any humans willing to give him tummy tickles, but a vicious killer with other creatures. I could swear that if he had the opportunity he’d take down gazelles. I’m sorted! |
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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago
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"I'd hit them over the head with my heavy lamp then wrap them in my duvet and bash them repeatedly with my tablet
I wish the zombie apocalypse would hurry up - I'm really bored!"
Come to Medway I think it came ages ago people just havnt noticed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phone charger, a red biro (insert shaun of the dead jokes here) and a jar of sour cream and chive dip"
You've got red on you...
Chair, secateurs and a chihuahua to bite their ankles (or more likely hide behind mine). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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got 5 swords in the bedroom, 2 in the lounge, 1 in the kitchen, though obviously lots of stabby things there and a potato masher.
To be really safe I would need to fight my way to the workshop where there are dozens of extreemly sharp things alongside some interesting hitty things.
I can handle Zombies, I had teenagers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An unopened packet of Oreos are close to hand. Oh, and my work trousers with a stanley and lock knife on the belt. But if I were camping in my van I would have a plethora of potentially zombie ending paraphernalia at my disposal. I reckon I'd just drive away though to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An unopened packet of Oreos are close to hand. Oh, and my work trousers with a stanley and lock knife on the belt. But if I were camping in my van I would have a plethora of potentially zombie ending paraphernalia at my disposal. I reckon I'd just drive away though to be fair"
Makes sense, I never quite understand why in Zombie programs they drive about in old bangers that are designed to break down as soon as there is a crowd of zombies.
Why not use good new vehicles, and put bars on the windows?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it looks like we are ready but sorry to inform you all that they are all ready here just this Friday gone I was set on in a club and had to send a SOS out for help on here "
Oh they have been in Marlow for decades, its hard to tell them apart from the locals.  |
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"So it looks like we are ready but sorry to inform you all that they are all ready here just this Friday gone I was set on in a club and had to send a SOS out for help on here
Oh they have been in Marlow for decades, its hard to tell them apart from the locals. "
that's why i travel to clubs but they seem to be everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle
I think we've got the drowning them covered between us.the only way to get rid is take there head"
I only have a glass of water 
I'm going to die  |
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"3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle
I think we've got the drowning them covered between us.the only way to get rid is take there head"
Well that's my fuck with my fluffy cushions |
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"3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle
I think we've got the drowning them covered between us.the only way to get rid is take there head
I only have a glass of water
I'm going to die "
only if you take your own life be fore the get you so drown your self in that glass of water quickly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle
I think we've got the drowning them covered between us.the only way to get rid is take there head
I only have a glass of water
I'm going to die only if you take your own life be fore the get you so drown your self in that glass of water quickly"
I'll sacrifice myself so my family can escape. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On my wall a 8 foot long Viking spear, My two handed axe one handed axe. My long seaxe is on shelf with my two swords. My Viking shield is beside the wall. My knife gloves in with my whicker backpack.
Steel toes boots. Face mask and then my catapult and 200 steel balls under bed in draw. Then there's my large knifes small knives under bed.
I think I might live  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle
I think we've got the drowning them covered between us.the only way to get rid is take there head
I only have a glass of water
I'm going to die "
It’s fine I’ll be your saviour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On my wall a 8 foot long Viking spear, My two handed axe one handed axe. My long seaxe is on shelf with my two swords. My Viking shield is beside the wall. My knife gloves in with my whicker backpack.
Steel toes boots. Face mask and then my catapult and 200 steel balls under bed in draw. Then there's my large knifes small knives under bed.
I think I might live "
Good to know there are two of us maintaining a proper armoury.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my wall a 8 foot long Viking spear, My two handed axe one handed axe. My long seaxe is on shelf with my two swords. My Viking shield is beside the wall. My knife gloves in with my whicker backpack.
Steel toes boots. Face mask and then my catapult and 200 steel balls under bed in draw. Then there's my large knifes small knives under bed.
I think I might live
Good to know there are two of us maintaining a proper armoury. "
Joy's of Viking fun and games lol |
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