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A sentence, you can say during sex and at the dinner table?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can I have seconds please?
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‘Mmmmm, that tastes exquisite’ |
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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago
Exeter Bristol Salisbury |
Take your cock out of the butter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a hair stuck in my tooth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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could you pass the cream? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you want stuffing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Creampie for dessert? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That’s filled me up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I have the breast please |
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‘I may need a drink to wash this down....’  |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
Please sir, can I have some more  |
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this doesn't taste like mayonnaise it's a bit salty
fish not my favourite dish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmm I've been eyeing those puddings up for a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fish fingers anyone? |
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Oh my god that sausage is so good  |
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I prefer thigh to breast, but I wouldn't say no to a bit of both |
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‘Hmmhhgghhh! I’ve got it stuck down my throat....’ |
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‘I love it sweet and sticky....’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh this is so moist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'm more of a breast man actually |
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‘Hmmmm.....this meat smells a bit off....’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This smells funny |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
I don't touch spotted dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t talk with your mouth full  |
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‘Your dumplings are lovely and firm if I may say so.’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hope you don't mind, I've invited a friend |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
May I have another sausage please?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you like some rump? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grannies fallen asleep again... |
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Stop slurping
oh no, it's dripping down your chin
now look, it's all over your tits |
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‘I’m so very sorry - I appear to have spilt it everywhere....’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That made my lips tingle |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
God, I feel so full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why is there gravy on my meat |
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‘I need to let the meat rest now...’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah bollox I forgot to take my indigestion tablet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you going to eat that or not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Excuse me for a moment, I need a wee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely breast for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh dear, that is a soggy bottom |
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Oh I love a spit roast
You've got nuts on your chin
oh go on then I'll have a little taste
Mmmm that's creamy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't believe you've finished already  ! |
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Shall we invite the neighbours
(Priest ) to join us |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
I love pigs in blankets ......David Cameron one there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get this down your neck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Three hours to prepare and it's all finished within five minutes |
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Dont speak with your mouth full |
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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago
London |
I could handle a at least a couple of French tarts for desert. |
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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago
London |
"Pass the cucumber "
I have a big one here for you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is always room for more |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Pass the cucumber
I have a big one here for you! "
Ooh....what about the cucumber though?.... |
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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago
London |
"Pass the cucumber
I have a big one here for you!
Ooh....what about the cucumber though?.... "
Shall we just forget about dinner and go straight upstairs?! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Pass the cucumber
I have a big one here for you!
Ooh....what about the cucumber though?....
Shall we just forget about dinner and go straight upstairs?!"
I'm on me way |
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"Havent drained my spuds properly."
"Pass the salad dressing... this is a little dry."
"I love these scallops. Fresh and briney."
"I've just knocked up a batch of fresh mayonnaise... like to taste some?" |
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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago
London |
"Pass the cucumber
I have a big one here for you!
Ooh....what about the cucumber though?....
Shall we just forget about dinner and go straight upstairs?!
I'm on me way "
we can order a take away afterwards! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"What the fuck is this..."
It's a sentence you can say at the dinner table and during sex |
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"I'll just drizzle some meaty gravy over these hot plump dumplings..."
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Pass the cucumber
I have a big one here for you!
Ooh....what about the cucumber though?....
Shall we just forget about dinner and go straight upstairs?!
I'm on me way
we can order a take away afterwards! "
Save me cooking...kebab?.... |
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"What the fuck is this...
It's a sentence you can say at the dinner table and during sex "
Yet to figure if it’s good or bad haha |
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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago
London |
"Pass the cucumber
I have a big one here for you!
Ooh....what about the cucumber though?....
Shall we just forget about dinner and go straight upstairs?!
I'm on me way
we can order a take away afterwards!
Save me cooking...kebab?.... "
Chicken kebabs?..I do like a nice breast. |
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"I'll just lean over behind you and serve up this meaty main course."
"There... a lovely spicy meat filling for that quivering little empty taco."
"Your Burrito is stuffed full of meat. But I think we could still squeeze some more in. |
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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Invite your friends theres plenty to go around
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't think of anything witty to add to this but some of these have made me spit my gin out!!....very funny!!! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
The Main Course was superb...what's for dessert? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's ok, you've just got to get used to it. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Pass the cucumber
I have a big one here for you!
Ooh....what about the cucumber though?....
Shall we just forget about dinner and go straight upstairs?!
I'm on me way
we can order a take away afterwards!
Save me cooking...kebab?....
Chicken kebabs?..I do like a nice breast."
Hmmm. I have a couple... |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
Do I have something on my lips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look at all the mess you made"
I have been told that a few times.
In my defence I enjoy food at the dinner table, but can get peckish and enjoy midnight snacks. It appears not everyone is a fan of bedroom crumbs |
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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago
wherever |
that’s too big to fit in my mouth |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
Don't talk with your mouth full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the ceiling needs a new coat of paint |
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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago
south coast |
Good girl......now ready of another round. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice chianti...
Are those?....
Fava beans...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just given the meat a rub, it won't take long now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That portion was so generous, l really had trouble swallowing.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That was almost as good as sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It goes down well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That was almost as good as sex "
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here, take another bite! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We’ve had this every night this week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I say... "Thank You very much" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How do I get my mouth round that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m not eating that. I’m vegetarian |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know what...
Reading most of these i'm thinking are "normal" discussions amongst diners. Certainly for me my sole focus is on food and eating
However now it seems the basic things have double meanings...
Conversations at the dinner table will never be the same again!
This thread is like footsie under the table, but with words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uuuuuurm cum for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not eating that. I’m vegetarian "
When did you stop eating meat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Should of eaten out tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All you can eat, is it? |
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Would you like whipped cream with that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not eating that. I’m vegetarian When did you stop eating meat? "
I stopped eating meat without a pulse when I was 23. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont talk with your mouth full. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank you baby, that was awesome, can I have a cream pie for pudding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *ara MTV/TS
over a year ago
Aberdare |
Thank you all for coming.
I hope you like nuts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you mind switching places with your sister |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s rude to talk with your mouth full |
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Can I have it on the table right now |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
Who’s a greedy girl then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a lovely honey pot |
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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago
Kingston upon Thames |
we need to turn the split roast over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you like cream on your buns or your melons? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That cheese is really stnky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you like some gentlemen’s relish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pass the sprouts, I think I can manage one more |
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Are you going to eat it or look at it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh yes .. more please |
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Well I didn't think it would taste like that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More tea vicar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh no, I couldn’t possibly manage another one....well, if you insist I’m happy to help tidy up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmm....just a little splash of juice on that would be lovely thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need a folk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone want seconds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Finish it off naughty girl |
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Anyone fancy a Spit roast ?
Is it to dry ?
Don't talk with your mouthful
You've got something on your chin
Anyone fancy a duck
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whipped cream anyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone fancy an indian ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or is it chinese tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you finished ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wash your hands first! |
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I didn't expect to find SWEETCORN !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That was a bit too salty for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I have a fork please xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dark or white meat |
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I'll have a bit breast and thigh please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cream finger, anyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Help yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont talk with your mouth full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my dear you are so messy. You have it all around your mouth, dripping of your chin and all down your front.
Tut tut |
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I definitely prefer breast over leg |
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"I prefer your mums "
haha, quality!
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I've got Sticky fingers and I'll finish by putting my bone in your greasy box
This KFC was great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bottoms up |
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That's not a sausage it's a chipolata |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t care what Jamie says, I prefer it long and slow! |
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Get your cock out of the custard! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh....that’s lovely and moist |
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Should we have it on the dining table or in the kitchen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't wait to tuck into this... Been looking forward to it ALL day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you going to swallow that or spit it into a tissue |
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If we take a leg each that will leave plenty of room for you to get to the breast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll swap you some of my pork, for a bit of your breast or thigh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I didn't expect to find SWEETCORN !!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow that filled the hole ?? x |
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