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Really annoying things to say to a driver
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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago
Buckley North Wales |
I don't care about points on your licence, go faster.
We need to go via my mum's I ment to tell you shes comming on holiday with us.
The ferry leaves in a hour surely that enough time to drive the 60miles to Dover.
Keep the damn radio off I want to sleep.
Wake me up when we get there.
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"If he's a professional driver it won't matter what you say to him as he won't be listening "
Is there such a thing these days. Back to my last post comment. I do believe driving licences are handed out in coco pops boxes these days as quality of driving is shocking. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know we just stopped but I really need to pee Agen no I can't hold it in
Mrscxxx"
That's going to be happening any way 
I just want to bug him a little before we get to the serious driving part. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just bring out a really huge dildo/ handcuffs/ skimpy knickers...
This can be done on the pretext of the very erotic phone call your doing..."
He wouldn't bat an eyelid. We would probably all laugh if I did that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Text and post on here the whole time, with the keypad sounds turned on on your phone! That'd do it for me "
I don't want to distract him too much. I might get an annoying text alert sound and my sister and I can text each other from the back seats |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Text and post on here the whole time, with the keypad sounds turned on on your phone! That'd do it for me
I don't want to distract him too much. I might get an annoying text alert sound and my sister and I can text each other from the back seats "
Ha that's crossing the line to pure evil  ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Text and post on here the whole time, with the keypad sounds turned on on your phone! That'd do it for me
I don't want to distract him too much. I might get an annoying text alert sound and my sister and I can text each other from the back seats
Ha that's crossing the line to pure evil ! "
She will love it |
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