Hey fellow fabbers; I know that you’re all very kind and great at giving advice so was wondering if you could give me some?
I was in a pub earlier when it suddenly occurred to me that the barmaid might be a communist.
I have no grounds whatsoever to base this alarming assumption upon but it did dawn upon me nonetheless.
Am I being paranoid? Do you suspect anyone of communist or else Marxist leanings?
Is ex President McCarthy still alive for guidance? |
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"Hey fellow fabbers; I know that you’re all very kind and great at giving advice so was wondering if you could give me some?
I was in a pub earlier when it suddenly occurred to me that the barmaid might be a communist.
I have no grounds whatsoever to base this alarming assumption upon but it did dawn upon me nonetheless.
Am I being paranoid? Do you suspect anyone of communist or else Marxist leanings?
Is ex President McCarthy still alive for guidance? "
Are you taking the piss?  |
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I’ve just checked the McCarthy handbook; It references something about vegetarian sausage rolls.....?
Verily am I still in the dark.
Nonetheless, communist or not - she did sport a most wonderful cleavage which curiously put my mind at immediate ease  |
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"And their political views make a difference to how they pour you a drink in what way?  "
Well if a communist female poured me a pint I’d expect everyone to get head along with my drink |
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"Hey fellow fabbers; I know that you’re all very kind and great at giving advice so was wondering if you could give me some?
I was in a pub earlier when it suddenly occurred to me that the barmaid might be a communist.
I have no grounds whatsoever to base this alarming assumption upon but it did dawn upon me nonetheless.
Am I being paranoid? Do you suspect anyone of communist or else Marxist leanings?
Is ex President McCarthy still alive for guidance? "
Unless the barmaid was Nicola Sturgeon you are being paranoid. |
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