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I do feel slightly sympathetic towards straight males now
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Constantly playing hard to get. Getting offended because a man has shown her a picture of his cock because she is a 'classy lady'. Disgusted because you are bisexual or bi curious but she is definitely allowed to be bi curious. Suggesting teacher/pupil role play and she automatically thinks you are a pervert and contacts admin.
Eventually when he does meet a 'lady' and gets her pregnant (obviously), she will be in hospital giving birth and shouting at the bf that he is useless and just a sperm donor.
Back at home, the kid is a few years older now. The gf is sitting on the sofa with a cigarette in her mouth while checking her Facebook updates on her phone. The bf is sat there watching hours and hours of cbeebies. Endless discoveries in Mr Tumbles spotty bag.
I feel depressed just typing this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d suggest you step away from your key board. Go to the kitchen, you see that jug in the corner that’s plugged in? There’s a switch on it. Flick it on, get yourself a mug and a strong tea bag once it turns itself off again, add the water and some milk to the mug.
Sit back, relax and let your problems go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it is yet another swipe at straight life, forgetting, of course, that many gay relationships are as mundane and colourless as those the OP portrays
It's not all glitter and feather boas on his side of the fence either |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think it is yet another swipe at straight life, forgetting, of course, that many gay relationships are as mundane and colourless as those the OP portrays
It's not all glitter and feather boas on his side of the fence either"
You didn't read my 'gay pride melancholy' true story on my last account then? Was very sad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it is yet another swipe at straight life, forgetting, of course, that many gay relationships are as mundane and colourless as those the OP portrays
It's not all glitter and feather boas on his side of the fence either
You didn't read my 'gay pride melancholy' true story on my last account then? Was very sad "
No
Were you in it ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think it is yet another swipe at straight life, forgetting, of course, that many gay relationships are as mundane and colourless as those the OP portrays
It's not all glitter and feather boas on his side of the fence either
You didn't read my 'gay pride melancholy' true story on my last account then? Was very sad
No
Were you in it ? "
....I was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it is yet another swipe at straight life, forgetting, of course, that many gay relationships are as mundane and colourless as those the OP portrays
It's not all glitter and feather boas on his side of the fence either
You didn't read my 'gay pride melancholy' true story on my last account then? Was very sad
No
Were you in it ?
....I was "
Have a hug from me then
Life can be shit at times - whatever you settle for, regardless of who you shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it is yet another swipe at straight life, forgetting, of course, that many gay relationships are as mundane and colourless as those the OP portrays
It's not all glitter and feather boas on his side of the fence either
You didn't read my 'gay pride melancholy' true story on my last account then? Was very sad "
That was because the straights were making it to commercial for you. It’s all you ever do is take digs at straight people, it’s pretty tedious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Writing things down helps.
Get it off your chest mate.
That reminds me, I just found a nice looking crisp on my dressing gown. Wasnt sure how old it was though so it went in the bin. Best case scenario Saturday. Wasn't going to risk it though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Constantly playing hard to get. Getting offended because a man has shown her a picture of his cock because she is a 'classy lady'. Disgusted because you are bisexual or bi curious but she is definitely allowed to be bi curious. Suggesting teacher/pupil role play and she automatically thinks you are a pervert and contacts admin.
Eventually when he does meet a 'lady' and gets her pregnant (obviously), she will be in hospital giving birth and shouting at the bf that he is useless and just a sperm donor.
Back at home, the kid is a few years older now. The gf is sitting on the sofa with a cigarette in her mouth while checking her Facebook updates on her phone. The bf is sat there watching hours and hours of cbeebies. Endless discoveries in Mr Tumbles spotty bag.
I feel depressed just typing this "
Well luckily for you you’re gay so you’ll never have to suffer those problems will you. |
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"Constantly playing hard to get. Getting offended because a man has shown her a picture of his cock because she is a 'classy lady'. Disgusted because you are bisexual or bi curious but she is definitely allowed to be bi curious. Suggesting teacher/pupil role play and she automatically thinks you are a pervert and contacts admin.
Eventually when he does meet a 'lady' and gets her pregnant (obviously), she will be in hospital giving birth and shouting at the bf that he is useless and just a sperm donor.
Back at home, the kid is a few years older now. The gf is sitting on the sofa with a cigarette in her mouth while checking her Facebook updates on her phone. The bf is sat there watching hours and hours of cbeebies. Endless discoveries in Mr Tumbles spotty bag.
I feel depressed just typing this "
So would I be....it's a good job it's a work of fiction...now back to the fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG  I did,nt realise there where any straight guys on this site 
No that's just in your head"
oh I know most want in my head,,lol seriously I do take a guy that says hes straight with a large pinch of salt.
90% of guys that message me claim to be straight,,i get quite a lot of messages |
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"OMG I did,nt realise there where any straight guys on this site
No that's just in your head
oh I know most want in my head,,lol seriously I do take a guy that says hes straight with a large pinch of salt.
90% of guys that message me claim to be straight,,i get quite a lot of messages"
I know I get where your coming from but it's seriously not all. |
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"OMG I did,nt realise there where any straight guys on this site
No that's just in your head
oh I know most want in my head,,lol seriously I do take a guy that says hes straight with a large pinch of salt.
90% of guys that message me claim to be straight,,i get quite a lot of messages
I know I get where your coming from but it's seriously not all."
Totally straight here. I get offers, but there is no interest at all from my part... But each to their own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NEWS FLASH,,,,,,,,,,experts say there are 4 straight guys on fab way more than most thought |
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"NEWS FLASH,,,,,,,,,,experts say there are 4 straight guys on fab way more than most thought "
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"NEWS FLASH,,,,,,,,,,experts say there are 4 straight guys on fab way more than most thought "
Oops apparently only 3 now. |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"I seem to be the only one who finds OPs posts quite funny
No, I do too
 He doesn't half get some stick for them!
I think he's a comedy genius and people take him too seriously! "
Comedy genius by accident |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I seem to be the only one who finds OPs posts quite funny
No, I do too
He doesn't half get some stick for them!
I think he's a comedy genius and people take him too seriously! "
 Totally! |
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"Constantly playing hard to get. Getting offended because a man has shown her a picture of his cock because she is a 'classy lady'. Disgusted because you are bisexual or bi curious but she is definitely allowed to be bi curious. Suggesting teacher/pupil role play and she automatically thinks you are a pervert and contacts admin.
Eventually when he does meet a 'lady' and gets her pregnant (obviously), she will be in hospital giving birth and shouting at the bf that he is useless and just a sperm donor.
Back at home, the kid is a few years older now. The gf is sitting on the sofa with a cigarette in her mouth while checking her Facebook updates on her phone. The bf is sat there watching hours and hours of cbeebies. Endless discoveries in Mr Tumbles spotty bag.
I feel depressed just typing this "
Christ, just shoot me now!
Oh, hang on, my life isn't anything like that... boy, how blessed am I! lol! |
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A veritably exquisite, meta-social portrayal of the intrinsic futility of telluric, corporeal existence; the fruitless struggle against the ever oppressive and indeed, abjectly repressive puissance of the metaphorical, oncoming current that we so term, reality.
I enjoyed it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"did this actually happen? i think his tell it like it is on here or in real life maybe i am wrong like always
You really want to be right don't you "
i do not know anymore so i am playing it safe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A veritably exquisite, meta-social portrayal of the intrinsic futility of telluric, corporeal existence; the fruitless struggle against the ever oppressive and indeed, abjectly repressive puissance of the metaphorical, oncoming current that we so term, reality.
I enjoyed it "
Why is there only one word for thesaurus ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"did this actually happen? i think his tell it like it is on here or in real life maybe i am wrong like always
You really want to be right don't you i do not know anymore so i am playing it safe"
You should learn your own mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A veritably exquisite, meta-social portrayal of the intrinsic futility of telluric, corporeal existence; the fruitless struggle against the ever oppressive and indeed, abjectly repressive puissance of the metaphorical, oncoming current that we so term, reality.
I enjoyed it "
Pfft, that's totally what I said |
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