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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Whilst out yesterday at the local pub, some vanilla friends of me & the wife were having a laugh. The conversation turned after a couple of pints to her mother front garden and the shock she had when she found pampas grass in the garden.

Neither myself or wife expected the next words. ‘It’s a sign that your a swinger’ we rolled about laughing. Little do they know.

What are the current signals and has anyone else heard of this.

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By *aren1956TV/TS  over a year ago

Fakenham

Loads of pampas grass in Norfolk but precious little action.

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By *anana JoeMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

I would think having a fabswingers profile is a more accurate indication.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Attending a club and having a few people rattle your missus is a good indicator.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Underwear hanging out through the letterbox is a fairly unambiguous sign.....

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By *ob_2017Man  over a year ago

the last place you look

Apparently having rocks in your garden painted white is also a sign.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

that’s just an urban mythe

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By *xhibcupCouple  over a year ago

portsmouth

Apparently having a Christmas tree in your house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently having rocks in your garden painted white is also a sign."

A sign to who? Other swingers in the neighbourhood?

So, if I saw white painted rocks in the garden of someone nearby I should knock on the door and ask to pump the residents?

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By *callycatMan  over a year ago

Mid Wales

I always thought it was that little fish symbol on the back of the car that was the dead giveaway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently having rocks in your garden painted white is also a sign."

Blimey is that why Sargent majors insist on painting white the rocks round the officers quarters.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently having a Christmas tree in your house "

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Made me chuckle we were having the pampas grass discussion during an AED course at work

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