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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a bovine named Keith,
Who had such pearly white teeth,
He liked to show off his smile,
And pose next to a stile,
Till the girl cows all mooed “He’s prime beef”. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady from Devizes
Whose breasts were two different sizes.
One was so small
It was nothing at all,
But the other was huge and won prizes |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
Technically speaking Keith would be a Bovidae -unless this is cow boylady territory we are getting into. But then again if he were really Bovidae -there are all sorts of other problems to sort out (is he a gooat sheep., cow etc.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was was a woman called Bella
She looked at some pics by Estella
She gave them a fab,
As all the men here are drab,
Because basically who needs a fella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was was a woman called Bella
She looked at some pics by Estella
She gave them a fab,
As all the men here are drab,
Because basically who needs a fella "
A star ya big swat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Technically speaking Keith would be a Bovidae -unless this is cow boylady territory we are getting into. But then again if he were really Bovidae -there are all sorts of other problems to sort out (is he a gooat sheep., cow etc.)"
If it was good enough for Ogden Nash...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once joined a website called Fab,
After thinking my life had got drab.
I soon found the forum,
And lost my decorum.
Don't worry, I'll call my own cab  "
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Technically speaking Keith would be a Bovidae -unless this is cow boylady territory we are getting into. But then again if he were really Bovidae -there are all sorts of other problems to sort out (is he a gooat sheep., cow etc.)
If it was good enough for Ogden Nash... "
he'd be sure to have a bash
On his cute little fella
But what did padre tellya
About givin the bishop a lash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was was a woman called Bella
She looked at some pics by Estella
She gave them a fab,
As all the men here are drab,
Because basically who needs a fella "
 
There was a woman called Bellaseas
Who made me go weak at the knees
She disses Fab men
But I hope she’ll think again
Please Fab me too, Bella please! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a man from Darjeling
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing
He saw on the door
Please dont spit on the floor
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a man called DanBerks
Being his friend has plenty of perks
He's friendly and chatty,
His dress sense is natty,
And in the forum he often lurks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is a guy on here named PB
Who’ll happily bend you over his knee
Blondes Brunettes or Redheads are free
To flirt and maybe enjoy an evening with he..
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"Technically speaking Keith would be a Bovidae -unless this is cow boylady territory we are getting into. But then again if he were really Bovidae -there are all sorts of other problems to sort out (is he a gooat sheep., cow etc.)"
There once was a cowboy named Keith
who spoke with a lisp and said peath;
so instead of lube
he used buckets of gloob
so the bovines were happily greathed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a rooster called Jock,
He was a virile, magnificent cock,
Salutations at dawn,
Without so much of a yawn,
That’s until he became chicken stock.
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"Technically speaking Keith would be a Bovidae -unless this is cow boylady territory we are getting into. But then again if he were really Bovidae -there are all sorts of other problems to sort out (is he a gooat sheep., cow etc.)
There once was a cowboy named Keith
who spoke with a lisp and said peath;
so instead of lube
he used buckets of gloob
so the bovines were happily greathed"
OK, bad bad bad. I know. But top of my head. No other explanation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cock is like Captain Birdeye.
It only has one eye.
And also wears a polar neck.
To keep it warm and dry.
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I use to call it Speedy
Cos it came so very fast.
But now im getting older.
It tends to last and last.
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Or maybe its my tablets.
Those happy pills i take.
Not only do they keep me sane.
Good lovin pills they make.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a penguin called Bob,
“No one loves me”, “I’m sad”, he did sob,
His GP, he said “you’re depressed,
lacking joy, anxious and stressed”,
And prescribed him buttered corn on the cob.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew a girl called Estella
She fell for a Scottish fella
They both liked to pay chess
Somewhere just outside Inverness "
And it turns out Estella's the best!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab forums is known for its clique
Morning threads created by "Ubique"
Then of course there is Bladey
And lots of others (some Shady)
Who go unlos and return in a week |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a cockroach called Pete,
He thought being kind it was obsolete,
He was thus a dick,
A complete utter prick,
Now friendless, it’s all bittersweet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a Duchess of Bray
Who, you might find it strange when I say,
In spite of her station,
And high education,
Would often spell cunt with a "K".
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ye olde tale of lust i tell.
One oft swordith blunder.
Back too eighteen i must go.
To telleth of life wonder.
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Thee tale is oft a damsel fair.
And oft me a baseborn boy.
Drawn to lust i doeth swear.
One both oft sad and joy.
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I did knoweth oft a girl.
Both sweet and innocent.
But her parents didnt liketh me.
So couldnt see her ment.
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But every night at 8 bells toll.
I walketh to her dwelling.
And gazeth on her window did.
To see her. Both hearts swelling.
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Then one eve her father knocked.
My daughters upt thee duff !
Shes only just her eighteeth year
Your been poking her sweet muff.
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Im innocent i say to ye.
My virginity intact.
I have not touched a womans muff.
So not from me she duffed.
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Furious her father left.
Then backeth home he saideth.
It wasnt pooreth wee jimmy who.
Got you up tbe duffest.
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No it wasnt jimmy dad.
It was thee butchers boy.
He goteth his porkest chopeth out.
And used it as af toy.
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Im sorry jim she saideth to me.
But dont act so damn meakly.
For thee past six months or so.
Ive sucketh your cock trice weekly.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a cheetah called Chet,
He ran up an inconceivable debt,
He turned tricks all about,
To sort his debt out,
He’s now Hank the gazelle’s sex pet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a truck driver called Hank
Who decided to try his luck with a tank
The cannon he fervently plundered
But sadly mistakenly blundered
Blown up giving a missile a wank |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was an amoeba called Jill,
Who decided to come off the pill,
In a fit of psychosis,
Jill underwent meiosis,
With quadruplets she’s now got her fill. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a slug called Jerome,
Over pebble and turf he did roam,
He sold the Big Issue,
Next to a stray bit of tissue,
As he dreamt of his very own home. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
There once was a guy called Moriarty
Who's pictures got described as quite Arty
But what the girls didn't know was that they weren't just for show
They were to lure them to his in pants party.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tame Impala, oh what a guy!
He asks so much questions, I'm sure he's a spy.
He gives his opinion, he doesn't hold back,
Sometimes they're so weird though you'd swear he's on crack.
Now while I'm a lady and I shouldn't say,
You can't help but notice, it gets in the way.
Look at his photos you'll spot it real quick.
He's the proud owner of one massive dick!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young woman called Dotty
She really was quite the fab hotty
She had such a great rack but looked just as good from the back
So much so that I shot my lot up her botty."
Damn it, I only thought knotty rhymes with Dotty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now what can you say about that Mr M?
Just look at his photos, there's plenty of them.
He's the envy of fab when he goes to bed,
He gets to be filthy with delicious Miss Red.
I met him one night and he plied me with rum.
I'm not sure what happened but there's cum in my bum.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a handsome fella called Moriaty
Who’s cock was all beefy and hearty
He stuck it in Miss Redd, regularly it’s said
If only I’d been invited to that party |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a handsome fella called Moriaty
Who’s cock was all beefy and hearty
He stuck it in Miss Redd, regularly it’s said
If only I’d been invited to that party "
* Moriarty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s a lady I really want to bed,
She’s the OP of this very same thread,
I’ve known for while
I’m entranced by her smile
One day I’m sure we’ll be wed!
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"There’s a lady I really want to bed,
She’s the OP of this very same thread,
I’ve known for while
I’m entranced by her smile
One day I’m sure we’ll be wed!
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Oh a Xmas wedding with snow would be amazing, how romantic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've only just seen this said Mary!
Though her view is often contrary,
Few fucks did she give,
But she wanted to live,
In a world where she could be lairy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a hedgehog named Bert,
Who liked to chillax and hang in the dirt,
He was so laissez faire,
Without so much as a care,
But everyone knew it was to cover butt hurt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a buffalo called Randy,
He had an obsession with candy,
His teeth they did rot,
He cared not one jot,
As he had many suckable sweets handy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a Weimaraner called Leigh,
Who sought accompaniment to her Chablis,
As a lover of cheese,
And no heart disease,
She had Stilton, mature Cheddar and Brie. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once knew a girl called Estella
Who liked to sit on the face of a fella
But one day she forgot
He was still under her bot
And she let rip with a helluva smeller"
I once knew a man, Moriarty
Invited ladies to the ‘in his pants’ party,
With snacks of chickpea,
Crisps and houmous, you see,
Because he liked his women farty. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was an otter called John,
He often would break into song,
From falsetto to bass,
He did it all with good grace,
And everyone would all sing a long. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was once a Frenchmen with a lovely beard
Some of the things he said were pretty weird
He said his cock wasn’t big but a grower
But all the ladies of Fab were hot for his leaf blower
Some tits rippled in the wind
Others blew off into the bin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the breast of a barmaid named Gail
Were tattooed the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Were the same but written in Braille "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a piglet called Bruce,
He had a feud with Charlotte, the goose,
Because she was a feminist,
She became his arch nemesis,
Through his education, they came to a truce. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The person below I want to fuck
It’s a gamble I know to trust my luck
I don’t want to look silly
So hope they haven’t got a willy
Or else it’s down on my knees for a suck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He held the burning Roman candle
(An outdoor firework without a handle)
It made him cough
Some bits flew off
And turned his shoe to a sandal
Sorry best I’ve got |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a badger called Fred,
He was known to be exceptionally well read,
Original texts; translate,
Ethical questions; debate,
He was also outstanding in bed. |
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The problem with Mac
Isn’t the size of her ass
Or complete lack of class
It isn’t her skills in the sack
The problem is Mac
The silly Northern dear
Needs to log off from here
But betcha by golly she’ll be back
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a swinger named Gary,
Each woman online he would harry,
Textspeak ran amok
With a pic of his cock,
Then he'd flee, for a girl he had married.
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"The problem with Mac
Isn’t the size of her ass
Or complete lack of class
It isn’t her skills in the sack
The problem is Mac
The silly Northern dear
Needs to log off from here
But betcha by golly she’ll be back
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There was a daft bird called Mac
She knew her willpower was kak
So she made Hanky log in
Change her password by crin!
But we know that one day she'll be back....
(assuming I can remember what I changed her password to....  erm....!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a mosquito called Kurt,
He was a most incorrigible flirt,
His word was worth nothing,
Hot air and chest puffing,
And he didn’t even care who he hurt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a ferret called Phil,
Who fingered and fucked then fell ill,
Aphlegmed he flopped foul,
A last feral howl,
All cos he went bareback in Rhyl.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a sperm whale called Nick,
Who felt awfully sea sick,
His mum was supercilious,
When Nick said he was bilious,
So he puked on her astoundingly quick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a bovine named Keith,
Who had such pearly white teeth,
He liked to show off his smile,
And pose next to a stile,
Till the girl cows all mooed “He’s prime beef”."
Oh no!... you changed your pic! Best one on fab that was!  |
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