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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any girls into Piss drinking ?
It’s all the rage in Germany ????!
Best book yourself a ticket to Dusseldorf then and ask for Einen Liter Urin bitte"
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"No I don't have the stomach for that.
You need a special stomach for that -like what a cow? cows have 4 stomachs"
Ah yes the other two must be for cum and random shit then |
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Did you know that Urophagia is practiced in many cultures throughout the world?
Exponents have cited the supposed benefits as including but not limited to: augmented vitality, increased virility, healthier skin and even extending longevity.
They’re surely taking the piss right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drank my LTP's piss once, after he had been driving for 8 hours and drinking red bull to stay awake. It tasted nice."
Was this to save stopping the car? |
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"Certainly not my cup of tea
No I’d assume it’s more like someone else’s cup of piss
Bit like the tea I was served at work today.
It might have been piss does the T lady hate you?  "
It tasted of bergamot |
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"Certainly not my cup of tea
No I’d assume it’s more like someone else’s cup of piss
Bit like the tea I was served at work today.
It might have been piss does the T lady hate you?
It tasted of bergamot "
That's Brighton piss for you. |
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"Certainly not my cup of tea
No I’d assume it’s more like someone else’s cup of piss
Bit like the tea I was served at work today.
It might have been piss does the T lady hate you?
It tasted of bergamot "
Top tip buy the t lady chocolates for xmas  |
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"Update: I’ve just filled up a pint glass for anyone interested?
It’s free.....filled it up with what?"
;-) .....well, I was drinking a lot of coffee earlier tonight so it may have a residual flavour of that....  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Update: I’ve just filled up a pint glass for anyone interested?
It’s free.....filled it up with what?
;-) .....well, I was drinking a lot of coffee earlier tonight so it may have a residual flavour of that.... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drank my LTP's piss once, after he had been driving for 8 hours and drinking red bull to stay awake. It tasted nice.
What a pint of it or just a sip?  "
A whole mouthful. I didn't want it going on the floor so I swallowed. I was relieved that it didn't taste like piss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body."
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body.
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine."
I was quoting what a doctor told me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drank my LTP's piss once, after he had been driving for 8 hours and drinking red bull to stay awake. It tasted nice.
What a pint of it or just a sip?
A whole mouthful. I didn't want it going on the floor so I swallowed. I was relieved that it didn't taste like piss. "
You didn't answer my question but it sounds like you didn't want to stop the car when he needed to piss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body.
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine."
Dodge the first few mouthfuls then  |
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body.
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine.
Dodge the first few mouthfuls then "
Or stick a straw in to bypass the germy bits....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body.
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine.
Dodge the first few mouthfuls then
Or stick a straw in to bypass the germy bits.... "
Straight from the bladder,perfect no flinching now dont want to bend my straw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body.
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine.
I was quoting what a doctor told me."
Appears to be conflicting opinions on t'internet, respectful draw? |
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body.
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine.
Dodge the first few mouthfuls then
Or stick a straw in to bypass the germy bits....
Straight from the bladder,perfect no flinching now dont want to bend my straw"
A Catheter straw might be best in this instance.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body.
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine.
Dodge the first few mouthfuls then
Or stick a straw in to bypass the germy bits....
Straight from the bladder,perfect no flinching now dont want to bend my straw
A Catheter straw might be best in this instance.... "
This almost sounds like a date. Drinker or drinkee ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body.
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine.
Dodge the first few mouthfuls then
Or stick a straw in to bypass the germy bits....
Straight from the bladder,perfect no flinching now dont want to bend my straw
A Catheter straw might be best in this instance....
This almost sounds like a date. Drinker or drinkee ? "
Drinker if you are offering  |
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body.
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine.
Dodge the first few mouthfuls then
Or stick a straw in to bypass the germy bits....
Straight from the bladder,perfect no flinching now dont want to bend my straw
A Catheter straw might be best in this instance....
This almost sounds like a date. Drinker or drinkee ? "
Hmmm....upon considered reflection - drinkee (the thought of a tube shoved down the ol’ Eye Of Thundera has caused my legs to cross so tight that a tin opener may be required to open them again) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body.
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine.
Dodge the first few mouthfuls then
Or stick a straw in to bypass the germy bits....
Straight from the bladder,perfect no flinching now dont want to bend my straw
A Catheter straw might be best in this instance....
This almost sounds like a date. Drinker or drinkee ?
Hmmm....upon considered reflection - drinkee (the thought of a tube shoved down the ol’ Eye Of Thundera has caused my legs to cross so tight that a tin opener may be required to open them again) "
I guess there is further to travel with a man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body.
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine.
Dodge the first few mouthfuls then
Or stick a straw in to bypass the germy bits....
Straight from the bladder,perfect no flinching now dont want to bend my straw
A Catheter straw might be best in this instance....
This almost sounds like a date. Drinker or drinkee ? Drinker if you are offering "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you knew what nasty bugs that are in pee you wouldn't even think about it ..yuck
Urine is sterile when it leaves the body.
Was waiting for this! No it isn't, it's sterile inside the bladder but the urethra is full of bacteria that quickly thrive in the urine.
Dodge the first few mouthfuls then
Or stick a straw in to bypass the germy bits....
Straight from the bladder,perfect no flinching now dont want to bend my straw
A Catheter straw might be best in this instance....
This almost sounds like a date. Drinker or drinkee ? "
Drinker and drinkee here, from the source of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk  "
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat "
Yep that's what the men tell you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat
Yep that's what the men tell you "
Yeah. Apparently there’s some amazing anti-ageing thing in it too. They’re so clever finding all this out |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat
Yep that's what the men tell you
Yeah. Apparently there’s some amazing anti-ageing thing in it too. They’re so clever finding all this out "
..and it makes your boobs grow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat
Yep that's what the men tell you
Yeah. Apparently there’s some amazing anti-ageing thing in it too. They’re so clever finding all this out
..and it makes your boobs grow "
I have often wondered how many weight watchers points it would be though. I can’t seem to find it in the book |
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"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat
Yep that's what the men tell you
Yeah. Apparently there’s some amazing anti-ageing thing in it too. They’re so clever finding all this out
..and it makes your boobs grow
I have often wondered how many weight watchers points it would be though. I can’t seem to find it in the book "
Semen Syning? Nah.....it’s a super food; Gizzle all you want   |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat
Yep that's what the men tell you
Yeah. Apparently there’s some amazing anti-ageing thing in it too. They’re so clever finding all this out
..and it makes your boobs grow
I have often wondered how many weight watchers points it would be though. I can’t seem to find it in the book "
Hmmm....wonder if you could Google it?....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys....you know when you get taken short and have to take a leak behind a wall or against a tree?
Do you feel the cleanly urge to lick your fingers afterwards?
Um....no, me neither. Obviously."
I used to think you were quite nice. You’re slowly going down in my estimation. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Guys....you know when you get taken short and have to take a leak behind a wall or against a tree?
Do you feel the cleanly urge to lick your fingers afterwards?
Um....no, me neither. Obviously."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat
Yep that's what the men tell you
Yeah. Apparently there’s some amazing anti-ageing thing in it too. They’re so clever finding all this out
..and it makes your boobs grow
I have often wondered how many weight watchers points it would be though. I can’t seem to find it in the book
Semen Syning? Nah.....it’s a super food; Gizzle all you want "
Nooooo that’s slimming world . It’s not eat as much as you want protein on WW. Have to save your points for it. Rather have a curly wurly. |
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Avoid the first pee of the day, the rest is a sterile as you can get, the liver filters out the nasties. A lot of people drink pee (some for health, some for necessity, some for kink). Met 3 woman who have participated on more than one occasion. |
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"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat
Yep that's what the men tell you
Yeah. Apparently there’s some amazing anti-ageing thing in it too. They’re so clever finding all this out
..and it makes your boobs grow
I have often wondered how many weight watchers points it would be though. I can’t seem to find it in the book
Semen Syning? Nah.....it’s a super food; Gizzle all you want
Nooooo that’s slimming world . It’s not eat as much as you want protein on WW. Have to save your points for it. Rather have a curly wurly. "
A curly wurly? Is that a euphemism akin to, ‘having a kit kat’? (obviously, being pure of mind, I know not what the aforementioned kit kat refers to though. Of course...) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat
Yep that's what the men tell you
Yeah. Apparently there’s some amazing anti-ageing thing in it too. They’re so clever finding all this out
..and it makes your boobs grow
I have often wondered how many weight watchers points it would be though. I can’t seem to find it in the book
Semen Syning? Nah.....it’s a super food; Gizzle all you want
Nooooo that’s slimming world . It’s not eat as much as you want protein on WW. Have to save your points for it. Rather have a curly wurly.
A curly wurly? Is that a euphemism akin to, ‘having a kit kat’? (obviously, being pure of mind, I know not what the aforementioned kit kat refers to though. Of course...) "
Being even purer of mind I don’t even know what a kit kat is! So no an actual curly wurly . 2 points |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat
Yep that's what the men tell you
Yeah. Apparently there’s some amazing anti-ageing thing in it too. They’re so clever finding all this out
..and it makes your boobs grow
I have often wondered how many weight watchers points it would be though. I can’t seem to find it in the book
Semen Syning? Nah.....it’s a super food; Gizzle all you want
Nooooo that’s slimming world . It’s not eat as much as you want protein on WW. Have to save your points for it. Rather have a curly wurly.
A curly wurly? Is that a euphemism akin to, ‘having a kit kat’? (obviously, being pure of mind, I know not what the aforementioned kit kat refers to though. Of course...)
Being even purer of mind I don’t even know what a kit kat is! So no an actual curly wurly . 2 points "
Ok so now I do  Every day is a school day here |
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"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat
Yep that's what the men tell you
Yeah. Apparently there’s some amazing anti-ageing thing in it too. They’re so clever finding all this out
..and it makes your boobs grow
I have often wondered how many weight watchers points it would be though. I can’t seem to find it in the book
Semen Syning? Nah.....it’s a super food; Gizzle all you want
Nooooo that’s slimming world . It’s not eat as much as you want protein on WW. Have to save your points for it. Rather have a curly wurly.
A curly wurly? Is that a euphemism akin to, ‘having a kit kat’? (obviously, being pure of mind, I know not what the aforementioned kit kat refers to though. Of course...)
Being even purer of mind I don’t even know what a kit kat is! So no an actual curly wurly . 2 points "
I’ve just this moment done a Weight Watchers search just for you; A kit kat is apparently worth 3 ‘PP’. (Penis? Piss? Poop?) The jargon I witnessed on the WW site has rendered me befuddled most greviously.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People are happy to gargle spunk but get pissy about piss...
Have to say I’ve never gargled spunk
Even though I’ve been assured many a time it’s a great cure for a sore throat
Yep that's what the men tell you
Yeah. Apparently there’s some amazing anti-ageing thing in it too. They’re so clever finding all this out
..and it makes your boobs grow
I have often wondered how many weight watchers points it would be though. I can’t seem to find it in the book
Semen Syning? Nah.....it’s a super food; Gizzle all you want
Nooooo that’s slimming world . It’s not eat as much as you want protein on WW. Have to save your points for it. Rather have a curly wurly.
A curly wurly? Is that a euphemism akin to, ‘having a kit kat’? (obviously, being pure of mind, I know not what the aforementioned kit kat refers to though. Of course...)
Being even purer of mind I don’t even know what a kit kat is! So no an actual curly wurly . 2 points
I’ve just this moment done a Weight Watchers search just for you; A kit kat is apparently worth 3 ‘PP’. (Penis? Piss? Poop?) The jargon I witnessed on the WW site has rendered me befuddled most greviously.... "
Haha. Irrelevant, I do the one from years ago. Don’t like the new one. No PPs for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Good question, I hadn't noticed the year old part.
Shall we just keep posting so that the thread gets closed and we get rid of it
Though I may fall asleep |
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"I remember going in a sex shop in Amsterdam and there was a DVD that just said "Shit and Piss" on the cover, I found it hilarious but god knows why anyone would actually be into that "
try looking at www.fetlife.com piss poop any fetish you can think of |
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Ah ha! The wondrously wee-ey thread return’eth
Random Urine factoid: Did you know that when one inadvertently wee’s a little from laughing, sneezing or exercising, it is termed as, ‘stress urinary incontinence‘?
Fascinating |
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"Ah ha! The wondrously wee-ey thread return’eth
Random Urine factoid: Did you know that when one inadvertently wee’s a little from laughing, sneezing or exercising, it is termed as, ‘stress urinary incontinence‘?
Fascinating "
My life is now complete. Thanks! |
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"Good question, I hadn't noticed the year old part.
Shall we just keep posting so that the thread gets closed and we get rid of it
Though I may fall asleep "
Wouldn't it be simpler just to avoid a thread whose title makes it obvious as to the subject matter, if that subject isn't to your "taste" (pun intended)? That way, you're not pissing on the face of people who are interested. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You all mock various fetishes, then along comes the flood of personal messages asking for more....tsk tsk, own your desires and don't mock others. Swingers are generally seen as a tacky laughing joke at this end, this site is seen as one of the bottom feeders...so shush! |
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