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"Ask any question starting with ‘why’ "Why? | |||
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"Why is the sky blue?" Cos Jeff Lynne said so of course  | |||
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"Why did you come back?" Ditto? | |||
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"Why did you come back? Ditto?" Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet. | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here" Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. " Tell me about it | |||
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"Why did you come back? Ditto? Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet. " My mistake. I thought you had left. | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it " Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose? | |||
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"Why did you come back? Ditto? Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet. My mistake. I thought you had left." Oh you’ll fucking know when I go. | |||
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"Why did you come back? Ditto? Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet. My mistake. I thought you had left. Oh you’ll fucking know when I go. " Are you ok? You sound angry? | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?" Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts | |||
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"Why don't you? " Maybe this belongs in that 80s and 90s thread  | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose? Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts" Nah, some of us are lovely. | |||
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"Why did you leave then come back?" He ran out of people to annoy. | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose? Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts" And of course, calling women names is nothing to do with why you can't get a meet. | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose? Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts" I'm self-centred because I choose to meet men I find attractive? | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose? Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts Nah, some of us are lovely. " I have to admit, yes you are. Great body and impressive cock | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose? Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts Nah, some of us are lovely. " Nah I'm a Cunt  | |||
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"Why did you leave then come back? He ran out of people to annoy. " But he missed us so much he came back? | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose? Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts Nah, some of us are lovely. I have to admit, yes you are. Great body and impressive cock " He has charisma too. | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose? Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts And of course, calling women names is nothing to do with why you can't get a meet. " he was talking about the men. | |||
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"Yellow ?" Snow or submarine? | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose? Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts" So if you had the choice between a sexy stunning female and say.... Me.... Who would you choose? | |||
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"Yellow ? Snow or submarine?" Taxi ....... according to Joni.... | |||
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"Why did you come back? Ditto? Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet. My mistake. I thought you had left. Oh you’ll fucking know when I go. Are you ok? You sound angry?" Don’t be silly, not anger just an impact statement like, oh, you’ll fucking know, when I go, has to be an impact cos I’m such a big deal, that’s the context in which I chose to use the expletive. | |||
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"Why do we have chins? " Speak for yourself I only have one chin | |||
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"Why did you come back? Ditto? Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet. My mistake. I thought you had left. Oh you’ll fucking know when I go. Are you ok? You sound angry? Don’t be silly, not anger just an impact statement like, oh, you’ll fucking know, when I go, has to be an impact cos I’m such a big deal, that’s the context in which I chose to use the expletive. " If you are not angry are you d*unk or drinking ? | |||
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"Why did you come back? Ditto? Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet. My mistake. I thought you had left. Oh you’ll fucking know when I go. Are you ok? You sound angry? Don’t be silly, not anger just an impact statement like, oh, you’ll fucking know, when I go, has to be an impact cos I’m such a big deal, that’s the context in which I chose to use the expletive. " Ahh...I understand. Thank you. | |||
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"Why do birds suddenly appear? " Because you're near! | |||
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"Why do a lot of men on here feel the need to have pics on their profile of them hanging out of some woman if they’re not a couple and other pics of body parts in people mouths and stuff. Is that cool? Or is it just me who gets put off. " Me too, it’s not the way to impress. | |||
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"Why did you come back? Ditto? Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet. My mistake. I thought you had left. Oh you’ll fucking know when I go. Are you ok? You sound angry? Don’t be silly, not anger just an impact statement like, oh, you’ll fucking know, when I go, has to be an impact cos I’m such a big deal, that’s the context in which I chose to use the expletive. If you are not angry are you d*unk or drinking ?" I’m on the lemon water, I don’t drink alcohol. | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! " Who is trolling? | |||
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"Why do we have chins? Speak for yourself I only have one chin " | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! Who is trolling? "??? | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! " What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman | |||
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"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts" It's because you're missing your old mate Narnaman. | |||
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"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts" I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music. | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose? Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts" No, no. That should be "why are they self centered cunts?" Some people just dont pay attention | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! Who is trolling? "Those blokes in supermarket car parks? | |||
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"Why do birds suddenly appear? Because you're near! "Them bastard seagulls after me chips again! | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman "I deffo am missing a sidekick  | |||
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"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music. " What kind of music? | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman
I deffo am missing a sidekick "He's warming himself up for you. | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose? Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts Nah, some of us are lovely. I have to admit, yes you are. Great body and impressive cock " Fab straight then. | |||
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"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts" Er....nipples; Well I can breast feed with mine 
(I’m thinking of going on Britain’s Got Takent next year)  | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman
I deffo am missing a sidekick
He's warming himself up for you."Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself | |||
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"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts Er....nipples; Well I can breast feed with mine
(I’m thinking of going on Britain’s Got Takent next year) "Here's a question. Would you or have you d*unk breast milk | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman
I deffo am missing a sidekick
He's warming himself up for you.
Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself "Plenty of lube. | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. Tell me about it Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose? Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts Nah, some of us are lovely. I have to admit, yes you are. Great body and impressive cock Fab straight then." He's admiring them, he didn't say he wanted them. | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman
I deffo am missing a sidekick
He's warming himself up for you.
Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself
Plenty of lube."I prefer to go in dry | |||
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"Why does toenail varnish last for six months, when fingernail varnish lasts for 10 minutes... "You don't wash up with your feet (hopefully). | |||
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"Why does toenail varnish last for six months, when fingernail varnish lasts for 10 minutes... "Because toes are smaller than fingers | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman
I deffo am missing a sidekick
He's warming himself up for you.
Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself
Plenty of lube.
I prefer to go in dry"That stings a bit. | |||
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"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music. What kind of music? " Just random songs as they come into my head to start, could be 80’s with heart~alone, could be 90’s with jam and spoon ~right in the night, but when I get sleepy will be an hour long Maceo Plex set. | |||
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"Why does toenail varnish last for six months, when fingernail varnish lasts for 10 minutes...
You don't wash up with your feet (hopefully)."
True.. | |||
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"Why does toenail varnish last for six months, when fingernail varnish lasts for 10 minutes...
Because toes are smaller than fingers "Have a quick look at your big toe and come back to us. | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman
I deffo am missing a sidekick
He's warming himself up for you.
Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself
Plenty of lube.
I prefer to go in dry
That stings a bit."Can bite the pillow, takes the edge off | |||
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"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music. What kind of music? Just random songs as they come into my head to start, could be 80’s with heart~alone, could be 90’s with jam and spoon ~right in the night, but when I get sleepy will be an hour long Maceo Plex set. " No idea who any of them are haha | |||
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"Why does toenail varnish last for six months, when fingernail varnish lasts for 10 minutes...
Because toes are smaller than fingers
Have a quick look at your big toe and come back to us."Can confirm my big toe is smaller than all my fingers | |||
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"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music. What kind of music? Just random songs as they come into my head to start, could be 80’s with heart~alone, could be 90’s with jam and spoon ~right in the night, but when I get sleepy will be an hour long Maceo Plex set. No idea who any of them are haha " that’s shocking, everyone should know heart, they were amazing. | |||
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"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music. What kind of music? Just random songs as they come into my head to start, could be 80’s with heart~alone, could be 90’s with jam and spoon ~right in the night, but when I get sleepy will be an hour long Maceo Plex set. No idea who any of them are haha
that’s shocking, everyone should know heart, they were amazing. "If I go and listen and they are bang average then I'll be fuming | |||
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"Why do birds suddenly appear? Because you're near!
Them bastard seagulls after me chips again! "You wanna see the size of the buggers in Cornwall, they hang about fish and chip shops reminding you to put salt and vinegar on the chips! | |||
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"Why do we have chins? " What would we tie our scarves under if we didn’t have chins | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman
I deffo am missing a sidekick
He's warming himself up for you.
Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself
Plenty of lube.
I prefer to go in dry
That stings a bit.
Can bite the pillow, takes the edge off "Yea but you need two hands to get the plug in your dry butt. | |||
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"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music. What kind of music? Just random songs as they come into my head to start, could be 80’s with heart~alone, could be 90’s with jam and spoon ~right in the night, but when I get sleepy will be an hour long Maceo Plex set. No idea who any of them are haha
that’s shocking, everyone should know heart, they were amazing. "Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you I actually just sang that very well by the way | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy " You're talking length; I'm talking width. | |||
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"Why do birds suddenly appear? Because you're near!
Them bastard seagulls after me chips again!
You wanna see the size of the buggers in Cornwall, they hang about fish and chip shops reminding you to put salt and vinegar on the chips! "Gangsta Gulls! The ones we have in Wales are a bit more stealthy, they hide watch and wait, then divebomb... Proper Ninjas them! | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman
I deffo am missing a sidekick
He's warming himself up for you.
Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself
Plenty of lube.
I prefer to go in dry
That stings a bit.
Can bite the pillow, takes the edge off
Yea but you need two hands to get the plug in your dry butt."You underestimate the power of a good one handed thrust. I call it the donkey punch | |||
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"Why do birds suddenly appear? Because you're near!
Them bastard seagulls after me chips again!
You wanna see the size of the buggers in Cornwall, they hang about fish and chip shops reminding you to put salt and vinegar on the chips!
Gangsta Gulls! The ones we have in Wales are a bit more stealthy, they hide watch and wait, then divebomb...
Proper Ninjas them!"Do they not prefer grilled cheese on toast? | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width." No one talks about the width of fingers come on | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman
I deffo am missing a sidekick
He's warming himself up for you.
Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself
Plenty of lube.
I prefer to go in dry
That stings a bit.
Can bite the pillow, takes the edge off
Yea but you need two hands to get the plug in your dry butt.
You underestimate the power of a good one handed thrust. I call it the donkey punch"Your biceps are bigger than mine; I need two hands. Oh the image I have now of you on your back, a pillow over your face and a dry butt plug poised, ready to thrust | |||
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"Why aren’t you answering anyone’s why questions?" I forgot you mention in my OP.. Ask me any questions starting with why and I won’t answer them | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on " Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on " Why are you so far away????  | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman
I deffo am missing a sidekick
He's warming himself up for you.
Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself
Plenty of lube.
I prefer to go in dry
That stings a bit.
Can bite the pillow, takes the edge off
Yea but you need two hands to get the plug in your dry butt.
You underestimate the power of a good one handed thrust. I call it the donkey punch
Your biceps are bigger than mine; I need two hands.
Oh the image I have now of you on your back, a pillow over your face and a dry butt plug poised, ready to thrust "I love when you talk dirty to me | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away???? "What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county? | |||
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"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention. Don't you Narnaman
I deffo am missing a sidekick
He's warming himself up for you.
Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself
Plenty of lube.
I prefer to go in dry
That stings a bit.
Can bite the pillow, takes the edge off
Yea but you need two hands to get the plug in your dry butt.
You underestimate the power of a good one handed thrust. I call it the donkey punch
Your biceps are bigger than mine; I need two hands.
Oh the image I have now of you on your back, a pillow over your face and a dry butt plug poised, ready to thrust
I love when you talk dirty to me "You gave me the inspiration | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. " So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?"Cockfosters. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away???? "I have no logical answer to that haha | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?" Yup, and the tall man as tall. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me "Hurry up before he falls asleep | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha"Property prices is the right answer | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall." I'm quite prepared to fall out over this | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this " Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep "I’m in the car already . | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha
Property prices is the right answer "Haha yeh  | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha
Property prices is the right answer "Lap dance bars. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right." Leftie or rightie? | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already . "Pick me up on the way | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. " he may need to work on his self promotion skills | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha
Property prices is the right answer
Lap dance bars."And how do you know that?! | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? " I'm using both. It's only fair. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha
Property prices is the right answer
Lap dance bars.
And how do you know that?! "Let's call it a woman's intuition. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way "You are in barking fam! Make your own way | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha
Property prices is the right answer
Lap dance bars.
And how do you know that?!
Let's call it a woman's intuition."Let’s not lol | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha
Property prices is the right answer
Lap dance bars.
And how do you know that?! "Howdy much are lap dances? | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair." No fuck off that's not fair haha | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha
Property prices is the right answer
Lap dance bars.
And how do you know that?!
Let's call it a woman's intuition.
Let’s not lol "Dead | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way " | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair. No fuck off that's not fair haha " Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms? | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
"Cock fosters is an actual place? | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha
Property prices is the right answer
Lap dance bars.
And how do you know that?!
Let's call it a woman's intuition.
Let’s not lol
Dead "He will be when I'm finished with him. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
Cock fosters is an actual place? "Yes. I just looked and it's 34 minutes from me by car. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair. No fuck off that's not fair haha Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?" That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
Cock fosters is an actual place? "Extremely posh one bud! | |||
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"Why can't i get a meet on here Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. "  spot on! | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
"We're gonna ruin him | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha
Property prices is the right answer
Lap dance bars.
And how do you know that?!
Let's call it a woman's intuition.
Let’s not lol
Dead
He will be when I'm finished with him."I dont approve of this  | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair. No fuck off that's not fair haha Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms? That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle " I didn't specify how many arms I would be using. I may even use a leg. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha
Property prices is the right answer
Lap dance bars.
And how do you know that?!
Let's call it a woman's intuition.
Let’s not lol
Dead
He will be when I'm finished with him.
I dont approve of this "Scared? | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
Cock fosters is an actual place?
Extremely posh one bud! "I can posh it up | |||
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"Why do we allocate words to things that make those who suffer from them struggle with the word to describe their ailment? For example; lisp. Dyslexia. "Manual. | |||
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"Why when my profile says 6ft+ do I mostly get mail off guys who are shorter than me?? "Because God loves a trier | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
We're gonna ruin him "Hell yes | |||
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"Why when my profile says 6ft+ do I mostly get mail off guys who are shorter than me?? "Because no one reads profiles, it's 2018 ffs , I only look at pics | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
Cock fosters is an actual place?
Extremely posh one bud!
I can posh it up"Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair. No fuck off that's not fair haha Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms? That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle I didn't specify how many arms I would be using. I may even use a leg." Sounds like a game of twister | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha
Property prices is the right answer
Lap dance bars.
And how do you know that?!
Let's call it a woman's intuition.
Let’s not lol
Dead
He will be when I'm finished with him.
I dont approve of this
Scared?"Lol | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair. No fuck off that's not fair haha Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms? That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle I didn't specify how many arms I would be using. I may even use a leg. Sounds like a game of twister " Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist) | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
I have no logical answer to that haha
Property prices is the right answer
Lap dance bars.
And how do you know that?!
Let's call it a woman's intuition.
Let’s not lol
Dead
He will be when I'm finished with him.
I dont approve of this
Scared?
Lol"Don't worry, I'll leave some for Oreo | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
Cock fosters is an actual place?
Extremely posh one bud!
I can posh it up
Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters "Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair. No fuck off that's not fair haha Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms? That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle I didn't specify how many arms I would be using. I may even use a leg. Sounds like a game of twister Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist)" . I’ve got twister. Shall I chuck it in the boot? | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair. No fuck off that's not fair haha Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms? That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle I didn't specify how many arms I would be using. I may even use a leg. Sounds like a game of twister Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist)" I'm an ex rubber band, you are fucked | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
Cock fosters is an actual place?
Extremely posh one bud!
I can posh it up
Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters
Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in "Petrol and lipstick?? | |||
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"Why when my profile says 6ft+ do I mostly get mail off guys who are shorter than me??
Because God loves a trier "I'm not God
So just block lol | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair. No fuck off that's not fair haha Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms? That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle I didn't specify how many arms I would be using. I may even use a leg. Sounds like a game of twister Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist) I'm an ex rubber band, you are fucked " That wasn't the deal, but if you insist | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair. No fuck off that's not fair haha Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms? That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle I didn't specify how many arms I would be using. I may even use a leg. Sounds like a game of twister Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist). I’ve got twister. Shall I chuck it in the boot?" And some lube | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
Cock fosters is an actual place?
Extremely posh one bud!
I can posh it up
Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters
Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in
Petrol and lipstick?? "You never know man, gotta be prepared for anything | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
Cock fosters is an actual place?
Extremely posh one bud!
I can posh it up
Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters
Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in
Petrol and lipstick??
You never know man, gotta be prepared for anything "Ah right get in! | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
Cock fosters is an actual place?
Extremely posh one bud!
I can posh it up
Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters
Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in
Petrol and lipstick??
You never know man, gotta be prepared for anything "He wants to leave lip marks around your cock Narnaman. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair. No fuck off that's not fair haha Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms? That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle I didn't specify how many arms I would be using. I may even use a leg. Sounds like a game of twister Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist). I’ve got twister. Shall I chuck it in the boot? And some lube " .
Oh normal twister, hello kitty twister or minions twister? | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair. No fuck off that's not fair haha Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms? That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle I didn't specify how many arms I would be using. I may even use a leg. Sounds like a game of twister Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist) I'm an ex rubber band, you are fucked That wasn't the deal, but if you insist "I see what you did there but you still won't win | |||
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"Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry " Oh yea, forgot you like it stingy. | |||
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"Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry " Who the fook is Dora? | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big? Yup, and the tall man as tall. I'm quite prepared to fall out over this Arm wrestle you. Winner is right. Leftie or rightie? I'm using both. It's only fair. No fuck off that's not fair haha Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms? That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle I didn't specify how many arms I would be using. I may even use a leg. Sounds like a game of twister Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist) I'm an ex rubber band, you are fucked That wasn't the deal, but if you insist
I see what you did there but you still won't win "I cheat. I'll win. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
Cock fosters is an actual place?
Extremely posh one bud!
I can posh it up
Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters
Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in
Petrol and lipstick??
You never know man, gotta be prepared for anything
He wants to leave lip marks around your cock Narnaman."He does not | |||
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"Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry Who the fook is Dora?" You, he's a little cock-eyed because of the butt plug going in dry. | |||
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"Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry Who the fook is Dora?" Dora the Explorer famalam | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
Cock fosters is an actual place?
Extremely posh one bud!
I can posh it up
Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters
Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in
Petrol and lipstick??
You never know man, gotta be prepared for anything
He wants to leave lip marks around your cock Narnaman.
He does not "No other reason you would bring lipstick. | |||
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"Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry Who the fook is Dora? Dora the Explorer famalam" Nora. I’m her better looking sister | |||
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"Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry Who the fook is Dora? Dora the Explorer famalam Nora. I’m her better looking sister " And you don't have an aggravating voice. | |||
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"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy You're talking length; I'm talking width. No one talks about the width of fingers come on Why are you so far away????
What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?
Cockfosters.
Well that’s 30 mins from me
Hurry up before he falls asleep
I’m in the car already .
Pick me up on the way
Cock fosters is an actual place?
Extremely posh one bud!
I can posh it up
Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters
Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in
Petrol and lipstick??
You never know man, gotta be prepared for anything
He wants to leave lip marks around your cock Narnaman.
He does not
No other reason you would bring lipstick. "Can be a good pen | |||
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"Why did you come back? Ditto? Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet. My mistake. I thought you had left. Oh you’ll fucking know when I go. Are you ok? You sound angry? Don’t be silly, not anger just an impact statement like, oh, you’ll fucking know, when I go, has to be an impact cos I’m such a big deal, that’s the context in which I chose to use the expletive. If you are not angry are you d*unk or drinking ? I’m on the lemon water, I don’t drink alcohol. " Ah ....... power of suggestion. I got myself one after I asked you. | |||
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