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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

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By *allSteveMan  over a year ago

Poole


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs.... "

Been told this myself before too. Maybe just from different angles or differential in the light. Doesn't mean they are lying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One is between their legs, the other is attached to their forehead

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"One is between their legs, the other is attached to their forehead"

Ah that accounts for the difference in size!!

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By *allSteveMan  over a year ago

Poole


"One is between their legs, the other is attached to their forehead"

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Been told this myself before too. Maybe just from different angles or differential in the light. Doesn't mean they are lying"

Nope, when the proportions are totally different its obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs.... "

Because they’re fickle beasts.

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By *hite1100Man  over a year ago

Hither Green


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs.... "

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought...

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By *allSteveMan  over a year ago

Poole


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Been told this myself before too. Maybe just from different angles or differential in the light. Doesn't mean they are lying

Nope, when the proportions are totally different its obvious."

Dont see the point in lying about it. Will get found out eventually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought... "

For discretion?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought... "

I doubt that.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought... "

No, putting up someone else's face, usually a supermodel would be the equivalent!

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By *hite1100Man  over a year ago

Hither Green


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought...

For discretion?"

Or to misrepresent themselves...

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Been told this myself before too. Maybe just from different angles or differential in the light. Doesn't mean they are lying

Nope, when the proportions are totally different its obvious.

Dont see the point in lying about it. Will get found out eventually"

Exactly. Bad strategy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought...

For discretion?

Or to misrepresent themselves... "

That's not misrepresentation. Are you talking about faces with filters?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought...

For discretion?

Or to misrepresent themselves... "

Some may if they never send a clear face pic, men and women alike.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because we're testing waters to see what we can get away with

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Because we're testing waters to see what we can get away with"

Not that much!

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By *hite1100Man  over a year ago

Hither Green


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought...

For discretion?

Or to misrepresent themselves...

That's not misrepresentation. Are you talking about faces with filters?"

Not necessarily.

But sometimes the body shots women post on here write cheques their physical selves fail to cash, when you meet them in the flesh.

(Not suggesting that about you for a minute, but it’s an observation based on my experience of this site).

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s tradition; One pic of one’s own nob (over a toilet) and another one depicting the phallic puissance of the late John Holmes

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"It’s tradition; One pic of one’s own nob (over a toilet) and another one depicting the phallic puissance of the late John Holmes "

That's about the size of it lol, oh foolish boys!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve seen a profile with a black cock, and three different white cocks. But they’re all his

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’ve seen a profile with a black cock, and three different white cocks. But they’re all his "

He has four nobs?! Are you sure it’s not an udder?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I’ve seen a profile with a black cock, and three different white cocks. But they’re all his "

Haha oh marvellous, you can have mmmmf in one meet!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I’ve seen a profile with a black cock, and three different white cocks. But they’re all his

He has four nobs?! Are you sure it’s not an udder? "

Haha now that really did make me laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve seen a profile with a black cock, and three different white cocks. But they’re all his

Haha oh marvellous, you can have mmmmf in one meet! "

Well it was my goal to have sex with more than one man at the same time by the end of the year...time to achieve that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve seen a profile with a black cock, and three different white cocks. But they’re all his

He has four nobs?! Are you sure it’s not an udder? "

Ahahahaha

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By *allSteveMan  over a year ago

Poole

[Removed by poster at 10/11/18 01:34:20]

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By *allSteveMan  over a year ago

Poole


"I’ve seen a profile with a black cock, and three different white cocks. But they’re all his

Haha oh marvellous, you can have mmmmf in one meet!

Well it was my goal to have sex with more than one man at the same time by the end of the year...time to achieve that "

Im sure you're not short of offers

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"[Stunt cock removed by poster at 10/11/18 01:34:20]"

Very wise

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By *hite1100Man  over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’ve seen a profile with a black cock, and three different white cocks. But they’re all his "

I’ve got at least five (on each hand).

The biggest one is enormous: it sticks out of my neck, has my eyes and my tiny brain in it .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought...

For discretion?

Or to misrepresent themselves...

That's not misrepresentation. Are you talking about faces with filters?

Not necessarily.

But sometimes the body shots women post on here write cheques their physical selves fail to cash, when you meet them in the flesh.

(Not suggesting that about you for a minute, but it’s an observation based on my experience of this site). "

That's just your imagination running wild

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Stunt cock alert!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One is between their legs, the other is attached to their forehead"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's all about being able to interpret the angles. Isn't that right ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They can look very different in various stages of hard on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One is between their legs, the other is attached to their forehead"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A guy had a white and black one on his profile

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"They can look very different in various stages of hard on. "

Not that different!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Which one has a good side?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs.... "
because they want to see which one pulls more so they have one fake and one real one which is theirs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My birthmark is proof it's mine! Think of it as an anti fraud measure, a bit like a hologram in the new £10 notes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One is between their legs, the other is attached to their forehead

"

Man basher! Be nice.

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"A guy had a white and black one on his profile"
wasn’t Michael Jackson’s was it

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By *evilmancoolMan  over a year ago

london

Perhaps it’s possibly because of low self esteem. They might expect they couldn’t get what they want on the digital sex eBay that we sometimes take for granted (fab). Maybe they feel like they need someone who’s more attractive to get enough attention to strike up a conversation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A guy had a white and black one on his profile"

All mine are in colour.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Which one has a good side?"

Oh the fake ones are very impressive - classic pose, viewed from in front, sitting almost horizontal, hand round shaft, bare chest, dark background, perfect lighting, tanned body, pin sharp, usually 9" and girthy, they're all over the net....

And then the real one - fuzzy selfie closeup taken from above, bad lighting, pale skin, average sized cock with a totally different head to shaft and width to length.

I know they probably just thick 'Oh I wish I had a good pic like that' but they will be reducing their target audience massively with an attempt at deception.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Think not thick.... though actually I think they're being a bit dumb.....

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Perhaps it’s possibly because of low self esteem. They might expect they couldn’t get what they want on the digital sex eBay that we sometimes take for granted (fab). Maybe they feel like they need someone who’s more attractive to get enough attention to strike up a conversation "

I am sure, but they need to know its counter productive.

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Is that not what Two cock Tuesdays are for?

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got two..one for every day and one for best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Disclaimer.

None of the cock pics on my profile are real, also the toilet they were not taken over is a figment of your imagination

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought...

For discretion?

Or to misrepresent themselves...

That's not misrepresentation. Are you talking about faces with filters?

Not necessarily.

But sometimes the body shots women post on here write cheques their physical selves fail to cash, when you meet them in the flesh.

(Not suggesting that about you for a minute, but it’s an observation based on my experience of this site). "

We have met men that do this too, perhaps less cleverly angled pictures and more pictures from 10yrs ago - but blatant misrepresentation of the reality. For balance sake we've met women this way inclined too. So I'm not man bashing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What makes me laugh is when men think we don't realise it!

I once was talking to a man who had tattoos on his groin and hip area which he said he had since he was 18. Sent me pictures (which so happened to have his cock in) and it was of average size.

Then proceeded to send me a picture of his cock which looked about 10 inches... but all of a sudden his tattoos had disappeared.

When I questioned him I instantly got blocked.

Men can be dumb and think we won't know but if I turn up and it isn't like the picture I am walking out/kicking you out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs.... "

Do we?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And then the real one - fuzzy selfie closeup taken from above, bad lighting, pale skin, average sized cock with a totally different head to shaft and width to length.

"

In my defense it's not fuzzy in real life... well most of the time

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

And then the real one - fuzzy selfie closeup taken from above, bad lighting, pale skin, average sized cock with a totally different head to shaft and width to length.

In my defense it's not fuzzy in real life... well most of the time"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Because they’re fickle beasts."

Hopefully that's just a bit of humour like

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"What makes me laugh is when men think we don't realise it!

I once was talking to a man who had tattoos on his groin and hip area which he said he had since he was 18. Sent me pictures (which so happened to have his cock in) and it was of average size.

Then proceeded to send me a picture of his cock which looked about 10 inches... but all of a sudden his tattoos had disappeared.

When I questioned him I instantly got blocked.

Men can be dumb and think we won't know but if I turn up and it isn't like the picture I am walking out/kicking you out. "

Yup, there are people even on the forums who's tattoos change when their cock suddenly grows to more than 8 inches too! Don't do it fellas, we can see!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Do we?

"

Some do, yes, its a regular occurrence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought... "

Oh I won't put a face picture on public because of my job

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By *MP3Man  over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"One is between their legs, the other is attached to their forehead

Ah that accounts for the difference in size!! "

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought...

Oh I won't put a face picture on public because of my job "

I won't put a face pic up in public because I don't want any of my friends, family, clients or colleagues to know I'm on a sex site.

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By *good-being-badMan  over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Why?..same reason anyone does anything on here ....because they can.

What's the old saying

Don't believe everything you read on the internet©Abraham Lincoln 1983

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By *r Mahogany70Man  over a year ago

Leicester

Try being told you've Photoshopped your head onto someone else's body. From the neck up my skin is noticeably darker than the rest of my body and have been accused of this in the past.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought...

Oh I won't put a face picture on public because of my job

I won't put a face pic up in public because I don't want any of my friends, family, clients or colleagues to know I'm on a sex site. "

Oh most of my family and best friends know I'm on here just would be mortified about work

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Try being told you've Photoshopped your head onto someone else's body. From the neck up my skin is noticeably darker than the rest of my body and have been accused of this in the past."

Oh no!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought...

Oh I won't put a face picture on public because of my job

I won't put a face pic up in public because I don't want any of my friends, family, clients or colleagues to know I'm on a sex site. "

This

My private life is my business. Nobody needs to know who I am if I don't want them to. I've face pics in my friend's only photos, and with one or two exceptions, my friends list is made up of people I've already met and am in reasonably regular contact with. I enjoy the social side of things, but again expect discretion.

I don't want some stranger I've never met or spoken to wandering up to me in Primark when I'm picking up a sports bra or threepack of tighty whities and loudly informing me that they won't look as good on as the crotchless knickers or corset I was wearing in whatever my most recent profile pic did.

Likewise I don't want someone I've said no to using my pics for revenge and plastering them all over the internet or pinning them up in public places. Not saying it would happen... But as we all know, some don't take rejection well and it's best err on the side of caution

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought...

For discretion?

Or to misrepresent themselves...

That's not misrepresentation. Are you talking about faces with filters?

Not necessarily.

But sometimes the body shots women post on here write cheques their physical selves fail to cash, when you meet them in the flesh.

(Not suggesting that about you for a minute, but it’s an observation based on my experience of this site). "

I think that is sometimes because people see what they want to see. Most people try to put their best pics out there but they have no control over someone else’s perception of them. The clues are always there if you look.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put pics of two or more completely different cocks up and swear blind they're both theirs....

Same reason women put profiles up with no clear face pics?

Just a thought...

Oh I won't put a face picture on public because of my job

I won't put a face pic up in public because I don't want any of my friends, family, clients or colleagues to know I'm on a sex site.

This

Primark"

Not to completely miss the point or anything but where?

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

It's the next evolutionary mutation - cocky males

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