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Yep, we’re not talking about the Brando’s, Streep’s, and Olivier’s of this world, rather those in the relevant profession who’s thespian adroitness is shall we say upon considered reflection, questionable at best and bloody nonexistent at worst.
Simply list here those actors and actresses who you feel would probably be more suited to working behind the scenes as opposed to headlining.
I’ll get the ol’ bollock a’rolling by listing Keanu Reeves.
It truly pains me to propose him as
a) He’s apparently a genuinely lovely bloke and
b) I really like many of his movies
However.....his acting......  
Off you go; There’s a pint glass of piss in it for anyone who can make me chuckle...  |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Sean Connery. How many Russian submarine captains have Scottish accents? Or immortal Portuguese nobleman?"
Don't even go there on the second film -French guy playing Scots, Scots guy playing Portuguese -wtf was the casting director smoking that day. |
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"Michael caine -he has only done one fucking character ever -no matter what the friggin role"
Although he has played a lot of very similar characters I'll have to disagree on that one.
Just going back to his early days, Bromhead (Zulu) Alfie, and Harry Palmer (Ipcress File, Funeral in Berlin Etc.) were very different to each other. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Danny ( I'm a kid on hard man )
Dyer.
Stopped watching eastenders since he arrived
Check out Kevin Bridges scetch about that numpty  "
lol I'm Scottish lol Its legendary?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Adam Sandler - unfunny, practically all his films have product placements but it’s painfully obvious & bland guy surrounded by funnier more interesting actors |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Danny ( I'm a kid on hard man )
Dyer.
Stopped watching eastenders since he arrived
Check out Kevin Bridges scetch about that numpty lol I'm Scottish lol Its legendary??"
Sorry !!!  didn't check your location |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan gosling pisses me off no end!walks round and doesn't even say much!!!!"
Yes he's a boring fucker,have you ever watched only god forgives,he didn't say nothing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry ladies...
Tom Hardy. Absolutely crap in the remake of mad max. Charlize Theron carried that film. "
He's great in Locke though, think he's better when not doing action stuff |
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Don't know his real name but Horatio Caine He has ruled
He must appear side on to camera hands on hips holding his jacket back in order to flash his badge/gun = dramatic pose
if glasses are on take them off and look at them thoughtfully before speaking = Dramatic delivery.
if classes are off then deliver killer line before putting then on = dramatic exit
Always kneel on one knee when speaking to children. And talk like a phone sex pest all husky and "trust me little johny.". = ensures your face is in shot when they film the kid.
God help me I still love the show. Written by xslutx |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
Sylvester Stallone - even before he looked plastic his acting was wooden. Those kids in The Goonies especially the chubby one and the kid who went on to do Indiana Jones. More hammy and over the top than a pig on a rollercoaster. |
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"Don't know his real name but Horatio Caine He has ruled
He must appear side on to camera hands on hips holding his jacket back in order to flash his badge/gun = dramatic pose
if glasses are on take them off and look at them thoughtfully before speaking = Dramatic delivery.
if classes are off then deliver killer line before putting then on = dramatic exit
Always kneel on one knee when speaking to children. And talk like a phone sex pest all husky and "trust me little johny.". = ensures your face is in shot when they film the kid.
God help me I still love the show. Written by xslutx"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sylvester Stallone - even before he looked plastic his acting was wooden. Those kids in The Goonies especially the chubby one and the kid who went on to do Indiana Jones. More hammy and over the top than a pig on a rollercoaster."
And yet I loved The Goonies then and still do now   |
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"Don't know his real name but Horatio Caine He has ruled
He must appear side on to camera hands on hips holding his jacket back in order to flash his badge/gun = dramatic pose
if glasses are on take them off and look at them thoughtfully before speaking = Dramatic delivery.
if classes are off then deliver killer line before putting then on = dramatic exit
Always kneel on one knee when speaking to children. And talk like a phone sex pest all husky and "trust me little johny.". = ensures your face is in shot when they film the kid.
God help me I still love the show. Written by xslutx"
I just snortled... Agreed David Caruso is dreadfully hammy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kylie Minogue....another thing she has absolutely no talent at. If only the music producers would drop her like the movie folk done. Talentless wee boot |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
Ben Affleck has got to be THE most wooden boring charisma repellent actors in Hollywood...his Batman is diabolicle.
Also if Sharon Stone hadnt have got her minge out in Basic Instinct i doubt she'd even make Geordie Shore in todays casting standards...did she even do anything else???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jason Statham. He looks lovely but he just acts the same thing in every film...naaa snatch
Snatch is my favourite film , ever !
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Guy Richie is the one to praise for that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jason Statham. He looks lovely but he just acts the same thing in every film...naaa snatch
Snatch is my favourite film , ever !
Guy Richie is the one to praise for that. "
yes but i was saying hes a totally different character not a crazy ninja action guy just a blagger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Russell Crowe, dire acting skills, seems to get star roles for what?  "
because if you dont adore him he will seek his vengence in this life or the next rusty is a legend man |
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