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So.....I’m presently just putting the finishing touches to my first ever book regarding the above highly fascinating subject.
Despite MI5 trying to thwart my investigative research, I have nonetheless managed to compile exhaustive empirical data which lifts the secret (dog shit bin) lid on exactly why this phenomenon has become so sadly rare nowadays.
So....who wants to preorder an exclusive, signed copy now?
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At college there was student final year studies into kidney failure in children caused by something in dog pop and occasionally students were picked up by police and quizzed about collecting poo from parks!  |
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It is indeed the case that grain now replaces calcium from bones in most commercial dog food today.
This is particularly sad for white dog poo aficionados such as myself who understand the cultural heritage and significance of this once, commonly sighted phenomenon upon our streets and public walkways.
First they change our Marathon’s into ‘Snickers’, next our Opal Fruits into ‘Starburst’ and now our beloved white shit. Damn this government!!!  |
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"My dogs have white poop after eating a ham bone.
It's not been eradicated just yet."
Amen sister! That’s the spirit - I applaud your fight against the system in preserving this wondrous and culturally and historically significant phenomenon.
We need more members like yourself; A whole social movement in fact  |
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"So.....I’m presently just putting the finishing touches to my first ever book regarding the above highly fascinating subject.
Despite MI5 trying to thwart my investigative research, I have nonetheless managed to compile exhaustive empirical data which lifts the secret (dog shit bin) lid on exactly why this phenomenon has become so sadly rare nowadays.
So....who wants to preorder an exclusive, signed copy now?
Anyone? "
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"My dogs have white poop after eating a ham bone.
It's not been eradicated just yet.
Amen sister! That’s the spirit - I applaud your fight against the system in preserving this wondrous and culturally and historically significant phenomenon.
We need more members like yourself; A whole social movement in fact "
I didn't know it would make their poop white when I gave it to them. |
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