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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My 3 year old does. She denies it though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That guy doesn’t know what he’s missing out on.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?"
eeew no

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

Errrm no

When my kids used to scratch their bum I was always paranoid they'd got worms!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?"
what does it smell of ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh god ive just seen this.

really?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?"
your brill you made me laugh xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That guy doesn’t know what he’s missing out on. "

wifey material

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

REALLY

what ever goes through some people’s minds , I’m outa here

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Gross where's the vom emoji?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?what does it smell of ?"

Smells warm and comfortable like all bum holes do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My 3 year old does. She denies it though. "

This except it's a 6yr old

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good God!

What a thread! I am truly appalled

.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Good God!

What a thread! I am truly appalled

....."
As apposed to the one you started

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My 3 year old does. She denies it though. "
so does mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wondering how many of those that said no have rimming as an interest. Just saying.

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?"

Lol, You will find many humans don't like their truthful nature explored openly x

My guess is almost all of us do xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good God!

What a thread! I am truly appalled

....."

Hycinth Bucket, is that you ? I expect yours smells of lavender.

But seriously dude, lighten up. Everybody’s got one.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Good God!

What a thread! I am truly appalled

.....

Hycinth Bucket, is that you ? I expect yours smells of lavender.

But seriously dude, lighten up. Everybody’s got one. "

No, no - It’s me - I was being facetious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t knock it tilyou try it here goes ??....??...??lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

Lol, You will find many humans don't like their truthful nature explored openly x

My guess is almost all of us do xxx"
I don't but it's OK if you do x

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Uuuuurghh no ... wash your hands now please

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Uuuuurghh no ... wash your hands now please

"
lol x

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

Lol, You will find many humans don't like their truthful nature explored openly x

My guess is almost all of us do xxxI don't but it's OK if you do x"

You're totally unaware of your own scent ?

May I ask have you ever had perspiration from under your arms

Have you ever explored that scent most probably without real thought?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t knock it tilyou try it here goes ??....??...??lol"
haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?"
i love you

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have double standards when it comes to bum holes

I have no desire to lick or peg anyone elses but I enjoy most things being done to mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dogs use their tongues to really give their bums a good sorting out.

Frickin makes me heave seeing them do it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My dogs use their tongues to really give their bums a good sorting out.

Frickin makes me heave seeing them do it.

"
lol

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By *esus H ChristMan over a year ago

birmingham

My older brother when we were kids used to put his finger down his sweaty arse crack then take great delight in shoving aforementioned finger right under your nose with a "what does that smell like".....git....mind you he also made us run up and down the bottom of the garden whilst he took potshots at us with an air rifle....great game that was

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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Its unhygienic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why is it when i look at this thread i see david attenbrough in his whispering voice saying ' and here we have the ape, looking for his dinner, and yes he's found it stuffed up his back passage'

and next time on planet earth.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just think, the Apple iScratch'n'sniff phone may one day be a reality

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

Lol, You will find many humans don't like their truthful nature explored openly x

My guess is almost all of us do xxxI don't but it's OK if you do x

You're totally unaware of your own scent ?

May I ask have you ever had perspiration from under your arms

Have you ever explored that scent most probably without real thought?"
I know my own scents but don't rub parts then sniff.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I wonder if the response would have been the same if it was started by a man ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"I wonder if the response would have been the same if it was started by a man ?"
yeah he would have been called everything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder if the response would have been the same if it was started by a man ?yeah he would have been called everything."

and there you have it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t do that, but I have got this weird thing I do with my roll on deodorant where after I’ve done under my arms I roll it between my cheeks?!

... not a sexual thing, I’ve always done it

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I don’t do that, but I have got this weird thing I do with my roll on deodorant where after I’ve done under my arms I roll it between my cheeks?!

... not a sexual thing, I’ve always done it"
but next time you use it its dirty what's the point.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?"

Lmao I'd do it to you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good God!

What a thread! I am truly appalled

....."

You're really appalled?!!! Jeez man. Open your mind up. It may not be for everyone but there are so many things a hell of a lot worse.

I take it you don't enjoy rimming then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine smells like chocolate

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

Lmao I'd do it to you x"
Typical guy response

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Good God!

What a thread! I am truly appalled

.....

You're really appalled?!!! Jeez man. Open your mind up. It may not be for everyone but there are so many things a hell of a lot worse.

I take it you don't enjoy rimming then?"
he was joking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good God!

What a thread! I am truly appalled

.....

You're really appalled?!!! Jeez man. Open your mind up. It may not be for everyone but there are so many things a hell of a lot worse.

I take it you don't enjoy rimming then?he was joking."

Ah right, my apologies then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder if the response would have been the same if it was started by a man ?yeah he would have been called everything.

and there you have it. "

Pretty sure it would be the same. People have posted vomit emojis and said it was disgusting, the people who understand and enjoy bum aroma would’ve said the same things.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Good God!

What a thread! I am truly appalled

.....

You're really appalled?!!! Jeez man. Open your mind up. It may not be for everyone but there are so many things a hell of a lot worse.

I take it you don't enjoy rimming then?he was joking.

Ah right, my apologies then."
x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

Lmao I'd do it to you x"

I’d sniff yours too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t do that, but I have got this weird thing I do with my roll on deodorant where after I’ve done under my arms I roll it between my cheeks?!

... not a sexual thing, I’ve always done itbut next time you use it its dirty what's the point."

That’s after I’ve showered, so no dirt involved

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I don’t do that, but I have got this weird thing I do with my roll on deodorant where after I’ve done under my arms I roll it between my cheeks?!

... not a sexual thing, I’ve always done itbut next time you use it its dirty what's the point.

That’s after I’ve showered, so no dirt involved "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

what does it smell of ?"

Dirty mouth watering sex if it's someone sexy like the OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have u sniffed any cocks that’s been in your bum?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Have u sniffed any cocks that’s been in your bum?"
Have you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have u sniffed any cocks that’s been in your bum?"

I haven’t had a cock up my bum for over 10 years.

I do sniff men’s bum holes though and slurp and lick them.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm gonna faint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have u sniffed any cocks that’s been in your bum?

I haven’t had a cock up my bum for over 10 years.

I do sniff men’s bum holes though and slurp and lick them. "

fantastic ive just had a curry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have u sniffed any cocks that’s been in your bum?

I haven’t had a cock up my bum for over 10 years.

I do sniff men’s bum holes though and slurp and lick them. "

She’s the woman for me imagine the night in

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I think that God put my nose as far away as possible from my bumhole for a reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have u sniffed any cocks that’s been in your bum?

I haven’t had a cock up my bum for over 10 years.

I do sniff men’s bum holes though and slurp and lick them.

She’s the woman for me imagine the night in

You look quite dashing, nice body and I sense a hint of a handsome chin.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I don’t do that, but I have got this weird thing I do with my roll on deodorant where after I’ve done under my arms I roll it between my cheeks?!

... not a sexual thing, I’ve always done itbut next time you use it its dirty what's the point.

That’s after I’ve showered, so no dirt involved "

You think a shower is going to remove all the fecal bacteria from the skin round your anus? Nope, you're rubbing it into your armpits lol!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Have u sniffed any cocks that’s been in your bum?

I haven’t had a cock up my bum for over 10 years.

I do sniff men’s bum holes though and slurp and lick them. "
better get the wet wipes out then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Much better to finger your bum ghen wipe under a mates nose

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I don’t do that, but I have got this weird thing I do with my roll on deodorant where after I’ve done under my arms I roll it between my cheeks?!

... not a sexual thing, I’ve always done itbut next time you use it its dirty what's the point.

That’s after I’ve showered, so no dirt involved

You think a shower is going to remove all the fecal bacteria from the skin round your anus? Nope, you're rubbing it into your armpits lol!"
I knew that.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Have u sniffed any cocks that’s been in your bum?

I haven’t had a cock up my bum for over 10 years.

I do sniff men’s bum holes though and slurp and lick them. "
sounds like you are a chemistry over looks kind of woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Much better to finger your bum ghen wipe under a mates nose

I like the bum smear after rimming. You can smell it on your top lip for ages afterwards.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Has anyone ever sniffed one’s chair after farting on it?

Um.....just asking for Dave sitting next to me here.

Yes.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Much better to finger your bum ghen wipe under a mates nose

I like the bum smear after rimming. You can smell it on your top lip for ages afterwards. "
is this really a thing??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone ever sniffed one’s chair after farting on it?

Um.....just asking for Dave sitting next to me here.

Yes."

How is Dave,haven't seen him for awhile? thanks

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Has anyone ever sniffed one’s chair after farting on it?

Um.....just asking for Dave sitting next to me here.

Yes."
no

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?"

How often do you run over you bum hole? Just curious

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Has anyone ever sniffed one’s chair after farting on it?

Um.....just asking for Dave sitting next to me here.

Yes.

How is Dave,haven't seen him for awhile? thanks"

Bill is doing great thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Much better to finger your bum ghen wipe under a mates nose

I like the bum smear after rimming. You can smell it on your top lip for ages afterwards. "

We used to call that a Lloydy back in the day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

How often do you run over you bum hole? Just curious "

Just now and again, did it earlier at the time I first posted the thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

How often do you run over you bum hole? Just curious

Just now and again, did it earlier at the time I first posted the thread. "

How’s it smelling now, 3hrs later? Aged well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

How often do you run over you bum hole? Just curious

Just now and again, did it earlier at the time I first posted the thread.

How’s it smelling now, 3hrs later? Aged well?"

It’s just got that nice warm smell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do it every time. Smells gross and don’t enjoy the smell but I must enjoy it to some extent as I do smell every time.. better if it’s someone else’s bum hole

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"My 3 year old does. She denies it though. so does mine

I was bathing my nephew once when he was little and washed his bum when he turned round and said 'now sniff your fingers' I nearly wet myself laughing. He was such a sweet kid lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have u sniffed any cocks that’s been in your bum?

I haven’t had a cock up my bum for over 10 years.

I do sniff men’s bum holes though and slurp and lick them.

She’s the woman for me imagine the night in

You look quite dashing, nice body and I sense a hint of a handsome chin.

Why thank you coming from an attractive person as yourself. I’m flattered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

How often do you run over you bum hole? Just curious

Just now and again, did it earlier at the time I first posted the thread.

How’s it smelling now, 3hrs later? Aged well?

It’s just got that nice warm smell "

Would you still have a go if you’d been to say a music festival for a few days without showers?

You’d be curious. I know I would

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

How often do you run over you bum hole? Just curious

Just now and again, did it earlier at the time I first posted the thread. "

And what have you touched since?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?"

Scratch and sniff, like a lottery card. Only i don't sniff lottery cards.

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By *veready69Man over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

At worst its gonna be vaugely farty. Do other people not know how to wipe their bum? I would yours op!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

How often do you run over you bum hole? Just curious

Just now and again, did it earlier at the time I first posted the thread

And what have you touched since?

Well I’ve been waiting but to no avail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im quite happy to rim C as long i know she has showered recently but its not an always thing. Couldnt allow it myself though, not my thing. As for the smell, again, recent shower should take care of that. I go down on C so my nose gets real close, no off putting smell there. Its all about hygene really

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

How often do you run over you bum hole? Just curious

Just now and again, did it earlier at the time I first posted the thread

And what have you touched since?

Well I’ve been waiting but to no avail

I have a feeling your thoughts are less microbiological than mine! lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

How often do you run over you bum hole? Just curious

Just now and again, did it earlier at the time I first posted the thread

And what have you touched since?

Well I’ve been waiting but to no avail

I have a feeling your thoughts are less microbiological than mine! lol!"

Probably yes think I need a cold shower and bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rimedy rimedy rim rim shadoo i likes a good rimming and i likes what i do.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Just don't suffer from marmite arse

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Just don't suffer from marmite arse"
what's that?

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

As much as I enjoy rimming a clean hoop, no desire to fiddle my own.

My minge on the other hand...

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Just don't suffer from marmite arsewhat's that?"

Ahhhhh.....it’s wherein one isn’t thorough enough in one’s rear cleansing shall we say......

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Just don't suffer from marmite arsewhat's that?

Ahhhhh.....it’s wherein one isn’t thorough enough in one’s rear cleansing shall we say......

"
thanks love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just don't suffer from marmite arse"

Pahahahahahahaha not heard that before!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll put it on the same category as picking your nose and eating it. We all done it when we were 5 x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

Scratch and sniff, like a lottery card. Only i don't sniff lottery cards. "

I wanna sniff a scratch card now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?"

I'll scratch your bum, if you scratch my bum.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

I'll scratch your bum, if you scratch my bum."
and then you sniff

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

This train smash of a soap opera is just so compelling -if the rest were this good I'd never leave the telly

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"This train smash of a soap opera is just so compelling -if the rest were this good I'd never leave the telly"
so compelling that you had to add to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smells really bad especially when your tachole is a bit damp.

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"This train smash of a soap opera is just so compelling -if the rest were this good I'd never leave the tellyso compelling that you had to add to it

Far be it for me to judge hot lady asks ug to chew off arm, ug starts chewing.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"This train smash of a soap opera is just so compelling -if the rest were this good I'd never leave the tellyso compelling that you had to add to it

Far be it for me to judge hot lady asks ug to chew off arm, ug starts chewing."
fair point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?"

Congratulations!! You have literally just won the forums forever!! I dont think I will ever see a better thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't say my sweaty bum does anything for me and if I was scratching my arse I would be worried I had worms. I don't mind occasionally rimming a nice clean shaved bum hole though

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Can't say my sweaty bum does anything for me and if I was scratching my arse I would be worried I had worms. I don't mind occasionally rimming a nice clean shaved bum hole though "
ooh.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No why the hell would I do that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a love for rimming but nope, scratching and sniffing my arsehole or anyone else’s is just odd and something you should keep to yourself if it’s some weird thing you like doing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/11/18 21:41:15]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

Congratulations!! You have literally just won the forums forever!! I dont think I will ever see a better thread

You think?

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By *iss.ddWoman over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Arse vinegar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i released some brown endangered turtles earlier.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"I have a love for rimming but nope, scratching and sniffing my arsehole or anyone else’s is just odd and something you should keep to yourself if it’s some weird thing you like doing. "

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"i released some brown endangered turtles earlier.

"
eeeew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

Congratulations!! You have literally just won the forums forever!! I dont think I will ever see a better thread

You’re easily pleased.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/11/18 21:48:32]

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 07/11/18 21:48:15]"
here he is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Clingon Removed by poster’s finger at 07/11/18 21:48:32]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not me.

Me either

gross

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"[Clingon Removed by poster’s finger at 07/11/18 21:48:32]"
eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Clingon Removed by poster’s finger at 07/11/18 21:48:32]"

Hahaha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"[Clingon Removed by poster’s finger at 07/11/18 21:48:32]eh?"

Don't you mean ewww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't do this myself but I've just researched as to why people do this.

It’s instinct, we use smells to determine if we are healthy, or more accurately, at “base level”. If your bum sweat smells like bum sweat, cool. You have a sweaty bum. If it smells like a bit of bum sweat and then like a mortuary also, that would be your instinctual indication that something is out of the ordinary, or potentially unhealthy. It’s just kind of in our genes to want to smell your pits, your crotch, your own flatulence, etc. for health concerns. Apparently

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?what does it smell of ?"

Leather

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?what does it smell of ?

Leather"
ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't do this myself but I've just researched as to why people do this.

I admittedly like the smell of armpits

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"I don't do this myself but I've just researched as to why people do this.

I admittedly like the smell of armpits

. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the fk is this about ??

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"What the fk is this about ??"
read thread scroll up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What the fk is this about ??"

OP is going for the shock factor. It's quite transparent x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"What the fk is this about ??

OP is going for the shock factor. It's quite transparent x"
yes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What the fk is this about ??

OP is going for the shock factor. It's quite transparent x"

If you think that’s shocking then you’re pretty boring.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?"

Hmmmm, scratch and sniff. Im up for it, mutual rubbing perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have double standards when it comes to bum holes

I have no desire to lick or peg anyone elses but I enjoy most things being done to mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dog sometimes drags her arse across the rug and she can sniff her own arse, useful as she lacks fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i released some brown endangered turtles earlier.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

Do they still make those scratch and sniff strips... well... just wondering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What the fk is this about ??

OP is going for the shock factor. It's quite transparent x

If you think that’s shocking then you’re pretty boring. "

No I don't x

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Loads of men like sniffing knickers, can't see there's much difference.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Loads of men like sniffing knickers, can't see there's much difference."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What the fk is this about ??

OP is going for the shock factor. It's quite transparent x

If you think that’s shocking then you’re pretty boring. "

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do it,love it, only in myself.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I do it,love it, only in myself."

What an epic thread bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do it,love it, only in myself.

What an epic thread bump

Here here

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Itchy bum? Especially at night?

Try Ovex - kills Thread Worms fast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where’s Annie? She’ll be made up that someone found this.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Itchy bum? Especially at night?

Try Ovex - kills Thread Worms fast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Itchy bum? Especially at night?

Try Ovex - kills Thread Worms fast

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Itchy bum? Especially at night?

Try Ovex - kills Thread Worms fast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Itchy bum? Especially at night?

Try Ovex - kills Thread Worms fast

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Gross where's the vom emoji?"

Here

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman over a year ago

Colchester

Aaand that’s enough Fab for today.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Aaand that’s enough Fab for today."

Lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?"

Jack me off does x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

Jack me off does x"

No don't mind someone who wants to though

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Or having a rub over your bum hole and smelling your fingers. Who else does it?

Jack me off does x

No don't mind someone who wants to though

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

You win!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"You win!"

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"You win!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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" "

You do it

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