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over a year ago
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"Retaining utterly useless information and regurgitating it randomly into completely non connected conversations   "
Very true. You have a great talent for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rolling down my bottom lip and my tongue at the top to look like I have really swollen lips. Makes my 3 year old laugh though, so not completely useless  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not being able to give directions because I’m chatting "
Mines stopping and asking for directions nodding and saying yes for 10 minutes and then still not having a bloody clue where I’m going! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I turn my trouser pockets inside out I can do a passable elephant impression "
If there's money in them, I have a great talent for crouching on my hands and knees, as you turn them out... |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"If I turn my trouser pockets inside out I can do a passable elephant impression
If there's money in them, I have a great talent for crouching on my hands and knees, as you turn them out... "
That sounds like the perfect position to be in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know the song for how many days are in each month of the year... Yeah?"
Quite similar to you but I know how to work out how many days are in each month using your knuckles and the gaps between them |
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"I know the song for how many days are in each month of the year... Yeah?
Quite similar to you but I know how to work out how many days are in each month using your knuckles and the gaps between them "
What is this witchcraft of which you speak |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know the song for how many days are in each month of the year... Yeah?
Quite similar to you but I know how to work out how many days are in each month using your knuckles and the gaps between them
What is this witchcraft of which you speak "
Yes please elaborate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know the song for how many days are in each month of the year... Yeah?
Quite similar to you but I know how to work out how many days are in each month using your knuckles and the gaps between them
What is this witchcraft of which you speak
Yes please elaborate "
Make your hand into a fist starting with your index knuckle is January, the gap inbetween that and the middle knuckle is February carry on until you get to the little finger knuckle which will be July and August and work your way back following said pattern any month on a knuckle has 31 days months in between knuckles has 30 days or in febs case 28/29 if it's a leap year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can do that thing with my tongue to curl it up at the edges 
I can do that too, and tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. Which isn't as sexy looking as it sounds. "
That scene from Twin Peaks where Sherilyn Fenn does that with a cherry stem is a classic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not being able to give directions because I’m chatting
Mines stopping and asking for directions nodding and saying yes for 10 minutes and then still not having a bloody clue where I’m going!"
We’d be great together in a car  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know the song for how many days are in each month of the year... Yeah?
Quite similar to you but I know how to work out how many days are in each month using your knuckles and the gaps between them
What is this witchcraft of which you speak
Yes please elaborate
Make your hand into a fist starting with your index knuckle is January, the gap inbetween that and the middle knuckle is February carry on until you get to the little finger knuckle which will be July and August and work your way back following said pattern any month on a knuckle has 31 days months in between knuckles has 30 days or in febs case 28/29 if it's a leap year "
I can’t at the moment my fist is stuck in my mouth  But I shall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know the song for how many days are in each month of the year... Yeah?
Quite similar to you but I know how to work out how many days are in each month using your knuckles and the gaps between them
What is this witchcraft of which you speak
Yes please elaborate
Make your hand into a fist starting with your index knuckle is January, the gap inbetween that and the middle knuckle is February carry on until you get to the little finger knuckle which will be July and August and work your way back following said pattern any month on a knuckle has 31 days months in between knuckles has 30 days or in febs case 28/29 if it's a leap year
I can’t at the moment my fist is stuck in my mouth But I shall. "
Haha let me know how you get on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can’t at the moment my fist is stuck in my mouth But I shall.
Yay! You got there in the end "
Ha. You must have very small fists!! That is so not possible! Or I have big ones! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can kick myself in the head whilst standing. 
This thread was a bad idea. I’m gonna do myself an injury trying all these things! "
Yeah I wouldn't, well, I would, and unfortunately I do. First tried it at 16, its been my party piece ever since |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can kick myself in the head whilst standing.
This thread was a bad idea. I’m gonna do myself an injury trying all these things!
Yeah I wouldn't, well, I would, and unfortunately I do. First tried it at 16, its been my party piece ever since "
You must be very flexible!
How you doin by the way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can shit silently
Oh I can’t. I’m usually chatting on the phone.
Can you chat when you get some poseidon kisses ? "
I don’t do big enough poos for that to happen! I think that’s a man thing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would like to say a have a few but the stand out for me is the ability to lay naked and not get my dick wet but still make her cum (both holes ) at that ??"
And then you woke up ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can kick myself in the head whilst standing.
This thread was a bad idea. I’m gonna do myself an injury trying all these things!
Yeah I wouldn't, well, I would, and unfortunately I do. First tried it at 16, its been my party piece ever since
You must be very flexible!
How you doin by the way "
Funnily enough, that leads me onto my other, more useful talent..   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can shit silently
Oh I can’t. I’m usually chatting on the phone.
Can you chat when you get some poseidon kisses ?
I don't do big enough poos for that to happen! I think that’s a man thing but I love you. "
#metoo |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"I can do that thing with my tongue to curl it up at the edges
I can do that too, and tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. Which isn't as sexy looking as it sounds.
That scene from Twin Peaks where Sherilyn Fenn does that with a cherry stem is a classic "
Yea there's a lot more face pulling and drooling in reality |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can shit silently
Oh I can’t. I’m usually chatting on the phone.
Can you chat when you get some poseidon kisses ?
I don't do big enough poos for that to happen! I think that’s a man thing but I love you.
#metoo"
Hahahahaha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would like to say a have a few but the stand out for me is the ability to lay naked and not get my dick wet but still make her cum (both holes ) at that ??"
That wouldn't be useless if it was real though would it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that? "
I've cum just from kissing before. But my cock was deep inside her pussy at the time. And skin on skin. So that might've helped |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that?
I've cum just from kissing before. But my cock was deep inside her pussy at the time. And skin on skin. So that might've helped "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that?
Yes
Lol. I can too. I meant men!
Oh lol  "
Probably easier for women. I don’t know really! Maybe a new thread in the making |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that? i almost did today "
Was it listening to my accents? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ummm I can fit my fist in my mouth and used to be able to deepthroat the old wkd bottles - I don’t know how I found that out  "
Ewwww how unhygienic. Those bottles were probably kept in the cellar with all the rats and mice pissin on them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can move one eye independently of the other.
That’s handy being a mother though . I have eyes in the back of my head too. "
I think it was the squeezing her out that did it, popped an eye out if place |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Ummm I can fit my fist in my mouth and used to be able to deepthroat the old wkd bottles - I don’t know how I found that out
Ewwww how unhygienic. Those bottles were probably kept in the cellar with all the rats and mice pissin on them "
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ummm I can fit my fist in my mouth and used to be able to deepthroat the old wkd bottles - I don’t know how I found that out
Ewwww how unhygienic. Those bottles were probably kept in the cellar with all the rats and mice pissin on them
Thanks "
I agree though. Useless talent considering you’re straight. Bit of a waste really. Good party trick though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can make my ears wiggle. And my pectorals. I'm a wiggler.
I’d quite like to see that to be fair
The ears thing? Tis a sight to behold for sure "
Of course the ears thing |
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