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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tapping my fingernails, waiting for replies! intrigued to read this  "
I've heard that men in prison years ago used to buy livers from the canteen and use one of them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's yours OP?!  "
Nothing springs to mind.
But if I had to try something. Maybe a watermelon. Wouldn't eat it afterwards though
Do you think the pips would scratch?! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"What's yours OP?!
Nothing springs to mind.
But if I had to try something. Maybe a watermelon. Wouldn't eat it afterwards though
Do you think the pips would scratch?!"
I would suggest taking the pips out first hun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can only ask WHY!!!!!!!
Or am I the only male here who is missing something..... "
Women have been known to use cucumbers, bananas, carrots etc...
Whst do men have? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got it stuck in a lucozade bottle trying to take a pee...does that count?...it was on the motorway in traffic...not a good look..well maybe it was depending if youre into that sort of thing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whatever you do gentlemen, don't use a McDonald's apple pie. Not in the restaurant anyway."
Yes they're far too hot to be doing that, they will have cooled down nicely by the time you've got home though! |
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