So, my mate um, Burt, has just phoned me in a bit of a state. He said that he was playing with a banana and inadvertently clenched too tight; It subsequently broke in half and some of it is still stuck up his arse. What should I tell him to do?
Has anyone here ever gotten anything stuck in an orifice? How did you retrieve it?
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I would imagine laxatives but having never been in that situation apart from a rather large turd once that resembled a whole jacket potato, I have no idea.
Bananas brown pretty quickly too.
My advice to Burt for future experimentation, whack a jonny on it. |
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