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"It was certainly freezing here this morning.
Naked body warmth sharing hugs coming up.
No.....don’t run away - it’s for our mutual survival (ignore my erection)  "
Oh no. Has your halogen heater broke??  |
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"It was certainly freezing here this morning.
Naked body warmth sharing hugs coming up.
No.....don’t run away - it’s for our mutual survival (ignore my erection)
Oh no. Has your halogen heater broke?? "
Oh no, my heaters fine; I saw the freezing weather forecast and subsequently turned it off after my sly, pervy mind reasoned that by stripping naked, I might persuade random shivering strangers that I might supply them with much requisite body warmth.... 
My plan somewhat backfired sadly but on a positive note, the police have at least been generous enough in allowing me to keep my phone in the holding cell though.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was certainly freezing here this morning.
Naked body warmth sharing hugs coming up.
No.....don’t run away - it’s for our mutual survival (ignore my erection)
Oh no. Has your halogen heater broke??
Oh no, my heaters fine; I saw the freezing weather forecast and subsequently turned it off after my sly, pervy mind reasoned that by stripping naked, I might persuade random shivering strangers that I might supply them with much requisite body warmth....
My plan somewhat backfired sadly but on a positive note, the police have at least been generous enough in allowing me to keep my phone in the holding cell though.... "
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