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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need a penis then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wondered what was wrong with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deficient in vitamin D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days

I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Interesting. Do you take this medicine orally or like a suppository?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Interesting. Do you take this medicine orally or like a suppository?"

Orally. Balls deep.

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By *rsSBWoman  over a year ago

toy town

My pussypression is the real problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days

I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D"

Lack of the vitamin D, classic case.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My pussypression is the real problem "

I can’t help you there, I’m afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days

I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D

Lack of the vitamin D, classic case."

Calling Dr Love

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Many girls have been lost due to this terrible disorder it was in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My pussypression is the real problem

I can’t help you there, I’m afraid. "

I can

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By *rsSBWoman  over a year ago

toy town


"My pussypression is the real problem

I can’t help you there, I’m afraid. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days

I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D

Lack of the vitamin D, classic case.

Calling Dr Love "

Does he happen to drive a Ford Focus Ghia ?

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By *rsSBWoman  over a year ago

toy town


"My pussypression is the real problem

I can’t help you there, I’m afraid.

I can "

Yeah

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London


"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? "

Being prescribed Sexorat (I mean seroxat) may help.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days

I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D

Lack of the vitamin D, classic case.

Calling Dr Love

Does he happen to drive a Ford Focus Ghia ? "

He can certainly afford one, he’s a doctor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can men get dickpression too??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days

I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D

Lack of the vitamin D, classic case.

Calling Dr Love

Does he happen to drive a Ford Focus Ghia ?

He can certainly afford one, he’s a doctor "

He must be a bloody good one If he’s got a Ghia.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have an appointment with my GP at the end of the month as I think this is what I'm suffering from. I really hope I get a repeat prescription.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can men get dickpression too?? "

Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days

I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D

Lack of the vitamin D, classic case.

Calling Dr Love

Does he happen to drive a Ford Focus Ghia ?

He can certainly afford one, he’s a doctor

He must be a bloody good one If he’s got a Ghia. "

He’s the best. That’s why they call him Dr Love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can men get dickpression too?? "

No, they carry the cure on them.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury

True. The more sex a woman gets the more she is in the mood for it, as soon as she has a few weeks off the cock, she forgets all about it, and can even become anti-dick.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can men get dickpression too??

No, they carry the cure on them."

I’ve got the cure you’re thinking of

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glad i aint a woman ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I help

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I help "

The first step of the cure is....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dr Lib, pillar of the community, reporting for duty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I think it’s good that ladies can finally come out and admit, that yes I suffer from dickpression.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dr Lib, pillar of the community, reporting for duty."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dr Lib, pillar of the community, reporting for duty."

Thank goodness

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I help

The first step of the cure is...."

Acceptance ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I help

The first step of the cure is....

Acceptance ? "

.... a kiss

Jesus Christ why am I even friends with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can men get dickpression too??

Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis"

A general funk that started a week after my last cock...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can men get dickpression too??

Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis

A general funk that started a week after my last cock... "

Sounds like a classic case to me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My pussy starts to weep when it's been deprived of cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can men get dickpression too??

Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis

A general funk that started a week after my last cock...

Sounds like a classic case to me!"

What is the cure??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can men get dickpression too??

Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis

A general funk that started a week after my last cock...

Sounds like a classic case to me!

What is the cure??"

A daily dose of vitamin d

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd love to be one a plane... someone with chronic dickpression starts to show symptoms, and I can do the whole "stand back everybody" spiel.

Did I just write a new porno plot?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oral dose or a suppository??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love to be one a plane... someone with chronic dickpression starts to show symptoms, and I can do the whole "stand back everybody" spiel.

Did I just write a new porno plot? "

Keep going, I was just getting into it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love to be one a plane... someone with chronic dickpression starts to show symptoms, and I can do the whole "stand back everybody" spiel.

Did I just write a new porno plot? "

I think you did.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.

My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.

My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin "

Is that when you joined fab?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.

My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin "

I went for my erectile dysfunction issues and mine prescribed mycoxafloppin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oral dose or a suppository?? "

The beauty of vitamin d is you can take it however you prefer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.

My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin

Is that when you joined fab?"

Yes, my GP referred me to this site too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.

My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin

Is that when you joined fab?

Yes, my GP referred me to this site too "

Did you get a month’s silver site supporter on the NHS?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"True. The more sex a woman gets the more she is in the mood for it, as soon as she has a few weeks off the cock, she forgets all about it, and can even become anti-dick."

This is SO not true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.

My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin

Is that when you joined fab?

Yes, my GP referred me to this site too

Did you get a month’s silver site supporter on the NHS?"

No, I'm afraid that's not available to Irish users.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the interest of science i am willing to donate my time, effort and penis to see if "dickpression" exists....im all heart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.

My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin

Is that when you joined fab?

Yes, my GP referred me to this site too

Did you get a month’s silver site supporter on the NHS?

No, I'm afraid that's not available to Irish users."

Well that’s just a damn shame

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can give you the cure with just one small prick.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.

My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin

Is that when you joined fab?

Yes, my GP referred me to this site too

Did you get a month’s silver site supporter on the NHS?

No, I'm afraid that's not available to Irish users.

Well that’s just a damn shame"

I know. I've been on to the Ombudsman. I think I have a good case.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can give you the cure with just one small prick."

Relax, you won’t feel a thing

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Incidentally, there is a genuine medical condition which is commonly termed as having a, ‘Depressed Vagina’.

Symptoms frequently associated with the aforementioned range from a mild ache to shooting like pains in the said region and can Make penetrative sex highly uncomfortable.

Anyhoo....as you all were after my unsolicited factoid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can give you the cure with just one small prick.

Relax, you won’t feel a thing "

Not a worry 0 I usually have to anaesthetize people first anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can give you the cure with just one small prick.

Relax, you won’t feel a thing

Not a worry 0 I usually have to anaesthetize people first anyway."

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? "

This is definitely me right now. I’m having treatment on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?

This is definitely me right now. I’m having treatment on Sunday "

God speed your recovery

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your name change is confusing me.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Your name change is confusing me."
did you enjoy your birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?

This is definitely me right now. I’m having treatment on Sunday

God speed your recovery "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday?"

I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday?

I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work. "

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your name change is confusing me."

I like leaving you a little unsettled, you know this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday?

I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work. "

Happy birthday! Want a present?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday?

I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work.

Happy birthday! Want a present?"

Always. IF it is what I hope it is?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday?

I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work.

Happy birthday! Want a present?

Always. IF it is what I hope it is?"

My box in yours...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I'm beyond treatment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It doesn't have to be a long time without, even!

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By *riefcase_WankerMan  over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"I think I'm beyond treatment "

If traditional methods are failing you might want to try an alternative therapy, such as Chinese Medicine

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Just a few weeks til the patent expires, then cheap dick will flood the market. Stay strong until then ladies.

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I haven't had 'dick' for nearly two years!

Do I want it? Damn right I do, I just need to make sure it is attached to the right person, as after I have had it again I know everything else awakens and I want it more!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I'm beyond treatment "

Have faith Dotty

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I haven't had 'dick' for nearly two years!

Do I want it? Damn right I do, I just need to make sure it is attached to the right person, as after I have had it again I know everything else awakens and I want it more! "

2 years ?! Wow, that’s a serious case of dickpression, sounds like you need to call in the experts.

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I haven't had 'dick' for nearly two years!

Do I want it? Damn right I do, I just need to make sure it is attached to the right person, as after I have had it again I know everything else awakens and I want it more!

2 years ?! Wow, that’s a serious case of dickpression, sounds like you need to call in the experts. "

I know! I just need to find one I am attracted to

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By *s_bettyboopWoman  over a year ago

-3

Yes only another 6 months to go until I can receive treatment.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan  over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Yes only another 6 months to go until I can receive treatment. "

Go private and I'm sure you'll get seen to faster

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By *adame1981Woman  over a year ago

Leicester

I get this affliction very often

It's most horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My treatment has been postponed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My treatment has been postponed "

Bloody NHS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I feel the need to ruin a dick!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now I know the root cause of my issues

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, this is an affliction of the worst kind.

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By *electableDalliancesCouple  over a year ago

leeds

I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again, "

That is also an affliction of the worst kind....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can temporarily relive Dickpression by doing housework such as cooking and cleaning.

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By *electableDalliancesCouple  over a year ago

leeds


"I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again,

That is also an affliction of the worst kind.... "

Alas it is... but fucking amazing too. As long as you can keep it physical it’s all good .

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By *eliciousladyWoman  over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Hello!

What do you think vibrators were invented for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello!

What do you think vibrators were invented for

"

They're just not warm and meaty enough for me

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again,

That is also an affliction of the worst kind.... "

It doesn't sound so awful to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? "

How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again,

That is also an affliction of the worst kind....

It doesn't sound so awful to me"

It is if they are total cockwombles.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?

How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz "

We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?

How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz

We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. "

.

Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little.

What's the optimal prescription?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?

How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz

We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. .

Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol "

Haven't you heard? No one wants a lidl penis. We're all desperate for giant schlongs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?

How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz

We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. .

Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol

Haven't you heard? No one wants a lidl penis. We're all desperate for giant schlongs.

"

But with the price increase they’d say Lidl are half price for the same size

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"My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little.

What's the optimal prescription?

"

Thrice daily for 3 months then re evaluate

I need my dosage upped.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?

How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz

We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. .

Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol

Haven't you heard? No one wants a lidl penis. We're all desperate for giant schlongs.

But with the price increase they’d say Lidl are half price for the same size "

- I won't make any more jokes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little.

What's the optimal prescription?

Thrice daily for 3 months then re evaluate

I need my dosage upped. "

The same one three times a day or different sized/shaped for each dose?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm suffering from dickaggression tonight.

So much so that I had to take two chill pills

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?

How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz

We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. .

Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol

Haven't you heard? No one wants a lidl penis. We're all desperate for giant schlongs.

But with the price increase they’d say Lidl are half price for the same size

- I won't make any more jokes.

"

Fair comment lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little.

What's the optimal prescription?

Thrice daily for 3 months then re evaluate

I need my dosage upped.

The same one three times a day or different sized/shaped for each dose?

"

Hmm, I'll stick with the same one currently, It's easy to swallow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little.

What's the optimal prescription?

Thrice daily for 3 months then re evaluate

I need my dosage upped.

The same one three times a day or different sized/shaped for each dose?

As a regested dickpression doctor I’m always available to administer relief from the illness , all it needs is a quick message and I’m on my way xx

Hmm, I'll stick with the same one currently, It's easy to swallow "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glad i aint a woman ha ha "

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many girls have been lost due to this terrible disorder it was in the sun "

Were they ever found?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deja vu thread

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