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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days
I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D
Lack of the vitamin D, classic case.
Calling Dr Love "
Does he happen to drive a Ford Focus Ghia ? |
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? "
Being prescribed Sexorat (I mean seroxat) may help. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days
I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D
Lack of the vitamin D, classic case.
Calling Dr Love
Does he happen to drive a Ford Focus Ghia ? "
He can certainly afford one, he’s a doctor |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days
I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D
Lack of the vitamin D, classic case.
Calling Dr Love
Does he happen to drive a Ford Focus Ghia ?
He can certainly afford one, he’s a doctor "
He must be a bloody good one If he’s got a Ghia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days
I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D
Lack of the vitamin D, classic case.
Calling Dr Love
Does he happen to drive a Ford Focus Ghia ?
He can certainly afford one, he’s a doctor
He must be a bloody good one If he’s got a Ghia. "
He’s the best. That’s why they call him Dr Love. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can men get dickpression too??
Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis"
A general funk that started a week after my last cock... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can men get dickpression too??
Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis
A general funk that started a week after my last cock... "
Sounds like a classic case to me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can men get dickpression too??
Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis
A general funk that started a week after my last cock...
Sounds like a classic case to me!"
What is the cure?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can men get dickpression too??
Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis
A general funk that started a week after my last cock...
Sounds like a classic case to me!
What is the cure??"
A daily dose of vitamin d |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd love to be one a plane... someone with chronic dickpression starts to show symptoms, and I can do the whole "stand back everybody" spiel.
Did I just write a new porno plot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love to be one a plane... someone with chronic dickpression starts to show symptoms, and I can do the whole "stand back everybody" spiel.
Did I just write a new porno plot? "
Keep going, I was just getting into it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd love to be one a plane... someone with chronic dickpression starts to show symptoms, and I can do the whole "stand back everybody" spiel.
Did I just write a new porno plot? "
I think you did. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.
My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin "
I went for my erectile dysfunction issues and mine prescribed mycoxafloppin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.
My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin
Is that when you joined fab?"
Yes, my GP referred me to this site too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.
My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin
Is that when you joined fab?
Yes, my GP referred me to this site too "
Did you get a month’s silver site supporter on the NHS? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True. The more sex a woman gets the more she is in the mood for it, as soon as she has a few weeks off the cock, she forgets all about it, and can even become anti-dick."
This is SO not true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.
My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin
Is that when you joined fab?
Yes, my GP referred me to this site too
Did you get a month’s silver site supporter on the NHS?"
No, I'm afraid that's not available to Irish users. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.
My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin
Is that when you joined fab?
Yes, my GP referred me to this site too
Did you get a month’s silver site supporter on the NHS?
No, I'm afraid that's not available to Irish users."
Well that’s just a damn shame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency.
My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin
Is that when you joined fab?
Yes, my GP referred me to this site too
Did you get a month’s silver site supporter on the NHS?
No, I'm afraid that's not available to Irish users.
Well that’s just a damn shame"
I know. I've been on to the Ombudsman. I think I have a good case. |
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Incidentally, there is a genuine medical condition which is commonly termed as having a, ‘Depressed Vagina’.
Symptoms frequently associated with the aforementioned range from a mild ache to shooting like pains in the said region and can Make penetrative sex highly uncomfortable.
Anyhoo....as you all were after my unsolicited factoid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can give you the cure with just one small prick.
Relax, you won’t feel a thing
Not a worry 0 I usually have to anaesthetize people first anyway."
Kinky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? "
This is definitely me right now. I’m having treatment on Sunday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?
This is definitely me right now. I’m having treatment on Sunday "
God speed your recovery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?
This is definitely me right now. I’m having treatment on Sunday
God speed your recovery " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday?"
I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday?
I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work. "
Happy birthday! Want a present? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday?
I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work.
Happy birthday! Want a present?"
Always. IF it is what I hope it is? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday?
I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work.
Happy birthday! Want a present?
Always. IF it is what I hope it is?"
My box in yours...? |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
I haven't had 'dick' for nearly two years!
Do I want it? Damn right I do, I just need to make sure it is attached to the right person, as after I have had it again I know everything else awakens and I want it more! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't had 'dick' for nearly two years!
Do I want it? Damn right I do, I just need to make sure it is attached to the right person, as after I have had it again I know everything else awakens and I want it more! "
2 years ?! Wow, that’s a serious case of dickpression, sounds like you need to call in the experts. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I haven't had 'dick' for nearly two years!
Do I want it? Damn right I do, I just need to make sure it is attached to the right person, as after I have had it again I know everything else awakens and I want it more!
2 years ?! Wow, that’s a serious case of dickpression, sounds like you need to call in the experts. "
I know! I just need to find one I am attracted to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again, "
That is also an affliction of the worst kind.... |
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"I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again,
That is also an affliction of the worst kind.... "
Alas it is... but fucking amazing too. As long as you can keep it physical it’s all good . |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again,
That is also an affliction of the worst kind.... "
It doesn't sound so awful to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? "
How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again,
That is also an affliction of the worst kind....
It doesn't sound so awful to me"
It is if they are total cockwombles. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?
How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz "
We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?
How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz
We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. " .
Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?
How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz
We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. .
Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol "
Haven't you heard? No one wants a lidl penis. We're all desperate for giant schlongs.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?
How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz
We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. .
Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol
Haven't you heard? No one wants a lidl penis. We're all desperate for giant schlongs.
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But with the price increase they’d say Lidl are half price for the same size |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little.
What's the optimal prescription?
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Thrice daily for 3 months then re evaluate
I need my dosage upped. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?
How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz
We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. .
Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol
Haven't you heard? No one wants a lidl penis. We're all desperate for giant schlongs.
But with the price increase they’d say Lidl are half price for the same size "
- I won't make any more jokes.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little.
What's the optimal prescription?
Thrice daily for 3 months then re evaluate
I need my dosage upped. "
The same one three times a day or different sized/shaped for each dose?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?
How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz
We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. .
Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol
Haven't you heard? No one wants a lidl penis. We're all desperate for giant schlongs.
But with the price increase they’d say Lidl are half price for the same size
- I won't make any more jokes.
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Fair comment lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little.
What's the optimal prescription?
Thrice daily for 3 months then re evaluate
I need my dosage upped.
The same one three times a day or different sized/shaped for each dose?
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Hmm, I'll stick with the same one currently, It's easy to swallow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little.
What's the optimal prescription?
Thrice daily for 3 months then re evaluate
I need my dosage upped.
The same one three times a day or different sized/shaped for each dose?
As a regested dickpression doctor I’m always available to administer relief from the illness , all it needs is a quick message and I’m on my way xx
Hmm, I'll stick with the same one currently, It's easy to swallow "
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