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over a year ago
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1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. |
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. "
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. "
Number 7. THE ACCURACY  |
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails.
Number 7. THE ACCURACY "
Haha. That said 50% but I changed it to 90  |
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails.
Number 7. THE ACCURACY
Haha. That said 50% but I changed it to 90 "
90%l is still too low  |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. "
point 7... only 90% of the time??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Channeling Coupling's Jeff Murdock:
"When exactly do you take your socks off?
My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you are a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman would ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Number 7
Men should always make the woman orgasm first as they have thousands more sensual nerves and feeling they than men do....plus it's highly likely due to that that most women can repeat orgasm...so men just keep the discipline if you feel like you can't hold out anymore lol. |
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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago
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"Channeling Coupling's Jeff Murdock:
"When exactly do you take your socks off?
My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you are a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman would ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.""
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails.
Number 7. THE ACCURACY "
wrong  il just tell u to cum again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. "
11. When getting ready to go out with a woman. Don’t start getting dressed until you hear her blow dryer go on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. "
Point 5:
What about the ankle monitor? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails.
Number 7. THE ACCURACY
Haha. That said 50% but I changed it to 90 "
Especially no 3, genuinely done that more than once. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails.
Number 7. THE ACCURACY
Haha. That said 50% but I changed it to 90
Especially no 3, genuinely done that more than once. "
Yeah, yeah. Accident |
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. "
Wow..... some men are clueless lol. You picked some right A£@eholes there. 
It wouldn’t be in my Nature to behave in any of those ways as I have more respect for women (and people in general)..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails.
Wow..... some men are clueless lol. You picked some right A£@eholes there.
It wouldn’t be in my Nature to behave in any of those ways as I have more respect for women (and people in general).. "
I know. I don’t half pick em |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails.
Wow..... some men are clueless lol. You picked some right A£@eholes there.
It wouldn’t be in my Nature to behave in any of those ways as I have more respect for women (and people in general)..
I know. I don’t half pick em "
well iv been offering to change your fortunes ages hurry and build the teleporter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails.
Wow..... some men are clueless lol. You picked some right A£@eholes there.
It wouldn’t be in my Nature to behave in any of those ways as I have more respect for women (and people in general).. "
I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark here, but I’m guessing this might be a copy and paste job from something like Facebook
I don’t think it’s *100%* serious ... |
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. "
Hahah beast mode  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails.
Wow..... some men are clueless lol. You picked some right A£@eholes there.
It wouldn’t be in my Nature to behave in any of those ways as I have more respect for women (and people in general)..
I know. I don’t half pick em well iv been offering to change your fortunes ages hurry and build the teleporter"
I’ve got my private jet revving up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"11. When your wife ask you to bend over never fart in her face as she pegs you "
..Thank god that never happens when she does it or I'd be walking like John Wayne for the rest of my life  |
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails.
Wow..... some men are clueless lol. You picked some right A£@eholes there.
It wouldn’t be in my Nature to behave in any of those ways as I have more respect for women (and people in general)..
I know. I don’t half pick em well iv been offering to change your fortunes ages hurry and build the teleporter
I’ve got my private jet revving up "
about bloody time |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. "
11. When women say they are fine or something is fine, they do not mean it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. 11. When women say they are fine or something is fine, they do not mean it!"
12. When choking a woman during sex , when she grabs your hand... you’re choking her too hard... |
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"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister
2. Wash your genitals
3. One does not just oops it in the back door
4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum
5. Take off your fucking socks
6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....
10. File/cut your fingernails. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha when she starts slapping your thigh she’s going to pass out through orgasms, ease off! "
I thought that was like the final furlong of the national and it meant go as fast as you can..... NOW!! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
12. Unless your name is Barry Scott.
Then don't cum all over her lovely tits and shout! "Bang! And the dirt is gone!"
Not only is it unfunny, but reminding her about cleaning your mess in the kitchen and bathroom at home, is such a passion killer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha when she starts slapping your thigh she’s going to pass out through orgasms, ease off!
I thought that was like the final furlong of the national and it meant go as fast as you can..... NOW!!"
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6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice
7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.
8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand
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6. What gaming retard says that?
7. Keep doing that means exactly exactly that. Not faster deeper etc
8. And getting caught haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No. 7, similar! It puts me off my rhythm... 'Don't stop I'm gonna cum!', 'No, no you're not ... sorry...'
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Ha yep. Sometimes it’s best to not say. Don’t stop that doesn’t mean totally change what you’re doing! |
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It sounds like Women need to stop saying :
‘Don’t Stop, I’m about to cum’.
If it is NOT said out loud, then there is a good possibility nothing will change, therefore it will be better for the woman in the end.
In addition, when you say to a man :
‘I’m about to cum’,
Sometimes it’s so erotic to hear that and it makes a man cum immediately.
Not only that, because if they hear it, they may also automatically change what they are doing and ‘speed up’ to quickly reach their goal
(it’s Male Human Instinct that women like yourself don’t realise).
It’s like running a Marathon, they see the finish line (which is ‘I’m about to cum’), so they speed up the last stretch.
When all the man needs to do is simply not change what they are doing.
To conclude :
1) Women, don’t tell the man you are about to cum, because you will ruin it for yourself.
2) Men, if the woman does say it, then carry on the same. Do not change your rhythm, angle of entry, or penetration depth, etc. etc. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It sounds like Women need to stop saying :
‘Don’t Stop, I’m about to cum’.
If it is NOT said out loud, then there is a good possibility nothing will change, therefore it will be better for the woman in the end.
In addition, when you say to a man :
‘I’m about to cum’,
Sometimes it’s so erotic to hear that and it makes a man cum immediately.
Not only that, because if they hear it, they may also automatically change what they are doing and ‘speed up’ to quickly reach their goal
(it’s Male Human Instinct that women like yourself don’t realise).
It’s like running a Marathon, they see the finish line (which is ‘I’m about to cum’), so they speed up the last stretch.
When all the man needs to do is simply not change what they are doing.
To conclude :
1) Women, don’t tell the man you are about to cum, because you will ruin it for yourself.
2) Men, if the woman does say it, then carry on the same. Do not change your rhythm, angle of entry, or penetration depth, etc. etc. "
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"It sounds like Women need to stop saying :
‘Don’t Stop, I’m about to cum’.
If it is NOT said out loud, then there is a good possibility nothing will change, therefore it will be better for the woman in the end.
In addition, when you say to a man :
‘I’m about to cum’,
Sometimes it’s so erotic to hear that and it makes a man cum immediately.
Not only that, because if they hear it, they may also automatically change what they are doing and ‘speed up’ to quickly reach their goal
(it’s Male Human Instinct that women like yourself don’t realise).
It’s like running a Marathon, they see the finish line (which is ‘I’m about to cum’), so they speed up the last stretch.
When all the man needs to do is simply not change what they are doing.
To conclude :
1) Women, don’t tell the man you are about to cum, because you will ruin it for yourself.
2) Men, if the woman does say it, then carry on the same. Do not change your rhythm, angle of entry, or penetration depth, etc. etc.
spot on "
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