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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

freezing.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am to

Luckily I have my previously reported, awesome Halogen heater though

You can pick one up for less than twenty quid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In agony

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan  over a year ago

merseyside


"In agony "
i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I am to

Luckily I have my previously reported, awesome Halogen heater though

You can pick one up for less than twenty quid

"

I am going to get a fuck off big one then. The wind is whistling through every gap ive got

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal "

I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker

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By *xLedZepxx2Man  over a year ago

Didcot

I wish I was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I was"

???

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I wish I was"

Your teddy bear

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle.

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan  over a year ago

merseyside


"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal

I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker "

ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle."

I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

It’s 16 degrees and suns shining here....

It’ll be chilly later though...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal

I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?"

Finally, got someone to listen to me today and he's going to take it off tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal

I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?

Finally, got someone to listen to me today and he's going to take it off tomorrow. "

I hope your shoulder feels better soon.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

:parent mode: put a jumper on.

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan  over a year ago

merseyside


"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal

I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?

Finally, got someone to listen to me today and he's going to take it off tomorrow. "

would happily listen to you look stunning I must say ,but that's good news your going to be in pain for a good few days even when it's off .i need a sports massage I think for my shoulder

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle.

I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles."

No I'm trying to get my body used to a bit of cold instead of switching the heating on all the time. When the cold is through to my bones then I'll stick it on.

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan  over a year ago

merseyside


"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle.

I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles.

No I'm trying to get my body used to a bit of cold instead of switching the heating on all the time. When the cold is through to my bones then I'll stick it on."

its meant to be getting even colder this weekend have you heard ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle.

I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles.

No I'm trying to get my body used to a bit of cold instead of switching the heating on all the time. When the cold is through to my bones then I'll stick it on.its meant to be getting even colder this weekend have you heard ?"

Thanks for that bit of wonderful news.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal

I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?

Finally, got someone to listen to me today and he's going to take it off tomorrow. would happily listen to you look stunning I must say ,but that's good news your going to be in pain for a good few days even when it's off .i need a sports massage I think for my shoulder "

I'd offer to help but I'd only end up hurting you more lol

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan  over a year ago

merseyside


"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle.

I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles.

No I'm trying to get my body used to a bit of cold instead of switching the heating on all the time. When the cold is through to my bones then I'll stick it on.its meant to be getting even colder this weekend have you heard ?

Thanks for that bit of wonderful news."

aww am so sorry just thought I would warn you ,I can't bare the winter either I hate it with a passion give me sun all year round on a nice beach

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I am going to get a fuck off big one then. The wind is whistling through every gap ive got

"

Close yer legs then Granny

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan  over a year ago

merseyside


"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal

I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?

Finally, got someone to listen to me today and he's going to take it off tomorrow. would happily listen to you look stunning I must say ,but that's good news your going to be in pain for a good few days even when it's off .i need a sports massage I think for my shoulder

I'd offer to help but I'd only end up hurting you more lol"

aww thank you well am sure it would ease the pain a bit ,couldn't do any more worse than it is now haha x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Heatings on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just lit the log fire, glad I chopped that wood earlier

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a bit cold. Some fucker opened the window too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm quite warm actually.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm going to be going home to a cold house too

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm quite warm actually. "

May I warm my hands between your thighs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just lit the log fire, glad I chopped that wood earlier "

Love a log fire!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bored

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sports physio here just about to start rugby clinic ... that'll warm me up nicely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bored "

Play with your nipples.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal

I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?"

Can’t go without it lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle.

I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles.

No I'm trying to get my body used to a bit of cold instead of switching the heating on all the time. When the cold is through to my bones then I'll stick it on.its meant to be getting even colder this weekend have you heard ?

Thanks for that bit of wonderful news.aww am so sorry just thought I would warn you ,I can't bare the winter either I hate it with a passion give me sun all year round on a nice beach "

I'm hearing you. I hate being bungled up in layers of clothing,I like free and easy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm quite warm actually.

May I warm my hands between your thighs?"

Yes you may

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

Under the duvet ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Enough is enough. I'm going to get dressed..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

and go back inside.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

3 hour beef stew on the hob

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm a bit cold. Some fucker opened the window too."

My window is open, ya can't beat a bit of fresh air! No heating on here until at least early Dec, mind you I live in a well insulated top floor flat

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By *aenMan  over a year ago

Here and There


"Enough is enough. I'm going to get dressed.."

Try shutting the windows too!

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan  over a year ago

merseyside


"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle.

I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles.

No I'm trying to get my body used to a bit of cold instead of switching the heating on all the time. When the cold is through to my bones then I'll stick it on.its meant to be getting even colder this weekend have you heard ?

Thanks for that bit of wonderful news.aww am so sorry just thought I would warn you ,I can't bare the winter either I hate it with a passion give me sun all year round on a nice beach

I'm hearing you. I hate being bungled up in layers of clothing,I like free and easy."

i agree with you totally we have a long winter to get through aswel don't we

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"and go back inside."

Ahh that makes more sense, were you sunbathing?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bloody hell the icecream man is still coming round.

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan  over a year ago

merseyside


"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal

I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?

Finally, got someone to listen to me today and he's going to take it off tomorrow. would happily listen to you look stunning I must say ,but that's good news your going to be in pain for a good few days even when it's off .i need a sports massage I think for my shoulder

I'd offer to help but I'd only end up hurting you more lol"

hey can you mail me soon am off here now been nice chatting to you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and go back inside."

Your neighbours will be disappointed (I mean relieved but I don't want to seem rude).

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"and go back inside.

Your neighbours will be disappointed (I mean relieved but I don't want to seem rude)."

Get lost. They love my mud angels.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm effin' dusty! Bloody red brick dust gets everywhere!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was cold earlier

Heatings finally gone on

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"and go back inside.

Ahh that makes more sense, were you sunbathing?"

No. Lying.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Bloody hell the icecream man is still coming round."

He will if you keep fiddlin with his flake

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

I’m fine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m fine "

Come warm me up I’m freezing too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m fine "

Yes.

Yes you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m fine "

You're supposed to say that you are effin' fine Babs!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"I’m fine

You're supposed to say that you are effin' fine Babs! "

You know I don’t swear G3orgie do you need me to clean that dust off? I don’t mind

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By *xLedZepxx2Man  over a year ago

Didcot


"I wish I was

???"

In response to the title of the thread "I'm fucking"

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"I’m fine

Yes.

Yes you are "

*swoon* so are you two, now give us a cuddle

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Bloody hell the icecream man is still coming round.

He will if you keep fiddlin with his flake"

Well if fiddlin with his flake gets me free icecream I'll continue.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m fine

You're supposed to say that you are effin' fine Babs!

You know I don’t swear G3orgie do you need me to clean that dust off? I don’t mind "

Most effin' kind of you thank you Babs

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"I’m fine

Come warm me up I’m freezing too! "

No cold hands! That’s the law

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"I’m fine

You're supposed to say that you are effin' fine Babs!

You know I don’t swear G3orgie do you need me to clean that dust off? I don’t mind

Most effin' kind of you thank you Babs "

I’m going to wash your mouth out young man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I was

???

In response to the title of the thread "I'm fucking""

Im too old for a teddy these days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m fine

Yes.

Yes you are

*swoon* so are you two, now give us a cuddle "

Hold that thought _abs...

You’re next, just gotta stop grammars teeth from chattering first

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"freezing.

"

I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm.....

No funny stuff though!!!!!!!!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"I’m fine

Yes.

Yes you are

*swoon* so are you two, now give us a cuddle

Hold that thought _abs...

You’re next, just gotta stop grammars teeth from chattering first "

Forming an orderly queue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A steaming hot asda apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"and go back inside.

Ahh that makes more sense, were you masturbating?"

That's a bit too personal don't you think?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like "

Yayyyy!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

Yayyyy!! "

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

Yayyyy!! "

You’re going to get us into trouble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m peeling veg and hot as hell lol

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Funny that -my middle name is Freezing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like "

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m fine

You're supposed to say that you are effin' fine Babs!

You know I don’t swear G3orgie do you need me to clean that dust off? I don’t mind

Most effin' kind of you thank you Babs

I’m going to wash your mouth out young man "

Babs!! I didn't realise you were that kinky!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"A steaming hot asda apple pie"

Sinfin or Spondon?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"I’m fine

You're supposed to say that you are effin' fine Babs!

You know I don’t swear G3orgie do you need me to clean that dust off? I don’t mind

Most effin' kind of you thank you Babs

I’m going to wash your mouth out young man

Babs!! I didn't realise you were that kinky! "

G3orgie!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just woke up from a pre-nightshift nap and I really can't face getting out of bed. I can feel the chill when I stick my foot out!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I just woke up from a pre-nightshift nap and I really can't face getting out of bed. I can feel the chill when I stick my foot out! "

Stick your foot back in and stay put if you can.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In agony "

Me too, torn intercostal muscle here. What’s your ailment?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

For all you people who feel the cold, why not sign up for a cryogenics programme

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just woke up from a pre-nightshift nap and I really can't face getting out of bed. I can feel the chill when I stick my foot out!

Stick your foot back in and stay put if you can."

I need to pee

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"freezing.

I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm.....

No funny stuff though!!!!!!!!"

Okay no red noses and curly shoes..... just fucking

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"freezing.

I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm.....

No funny stuff though!!!!!!!!

Okay no red noses and curly shoes..... just fucking "

Well I dont normally do "that kind of thing" but as it's you.....

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"freezing.

I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm.....

No funny stuff though!!!!!!!!

Okay no red noses and curly shoes..... just fucking "

I'm in Granny, but can I keep ma wellies on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?!"

i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ??? "

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny "

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny "

It's ok, I'll tell her to be gentle with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

It's ok, I'll tell her to be gentle with you "

cheers mate

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny "

No it's far worse than that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

No it's far worse than that."

What can be far worse then a C_inese burn of a granny

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a C_inese burn of a granny "

A snog off bladey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a C_inese burn of a granny

A snog off bladey "

That's true

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a C_inese burn of a granny

A snog off bladey That's true "

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By *vcarolTV/TS  over a year ago

kilmarnockish

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a C_inese burn of a granny

A snog off bladey [/

Is it that bad?

Send him round, I’ll have to see for myself.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a C_inese burn of a granny "

Your knob will fall off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal

I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker "

Oh i had one had to have it removed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a C_inese burn of a granny

Your knob will fall off."

that's sick you leave my knob out of this . Bless it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a C_inese burn of a granny

A snog off bladey That's true "

You've had one then ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a C_inese burn of a granny

Your knob will fall off. that's sick you leave my knob out of this . Bless it "

Well stop cocking things up for him,keep your mouth shut.

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan  over a year ago

merseyside


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a C_inese burn of a granny

Your knob will fall off. that's sick you leave my knob out of this . Bless it morning how are you hope your not to cold

Well stop cocking things up for him,keep your mouth shut."

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"freezing.

I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm.....

No funny stuff though!!!!!!!!

Okay no red noses and curly shoes..... just fucking

I'm in Granny, but can I keep ma wellies on? "

Wellingtons are compulsory as are riding chaps.

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By *irestorm 500Couple  over a year ago

coventry

Fed up and need some fun x storm x

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"freezing.

I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm.....

No funny stuff though!!!!!!!!

Okay no red noses and curly shoes..... just fucking

I'm in Granny, but can I keep ma wellies on?

Wellingtons are compulsory as are riding chaps."

I'm confused -who's doing the riding, you or the chaps?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Perturbed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like

You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???

No, you get a C_inese burn off ma Granny

No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a C_inese burn of a granny

Your knob will fall off. that's sick you leave my knob out of this . Bless it

Well stop cocking things up for him,keep your mouth shut."

you are so dom

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"freezing.

"

Come down to the south east.

It's still hot and sunny down hear.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Toasty in batley

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By *ineMan  over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill


"freezing.

I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm.....

No funny stuff though!!!!!!!!

Okay no red noses and curly shoes..... just fucking

I'm in Granny, but can I keep ma wellies on?

Wellingtons are compulsory as are riding chaps."

You sure your not in Wales

I'll go now. Apologies to all the Welsh people

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By *ensualgent38Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh & London


"In agony "

Did the empire biscuits not do the trick?

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